Monday, November 23, 2009

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how does your dick measure up?

how does your dick measure up?

Well I needed some hits, so what else was I supposed to do? Write some news, or a thought-provoking article on cabbage, or comment on this or that aspect of modern life? Or just start talking about my dick?

Well that’s a no-brainer: dick = hits and don’t you forget it!


. For women and their breasts it’s a bit more clear-cut: although breasts can be fluffed up with the right undergarments, it is not that difficult to see how yours compare to everybody else’s. But getting a look at another man’s erect member is a difficult job indeed.

The average woman has seen vastly more erect penises that the average man. We get to see only one in detail, and usually from a non-flattering angle. So we gaze at other men and wonder – how does mine measure up? And although everyone says “It’s not how big it is, it’s what you do with it”, we all know this is just some garbage made up by men with little peanuts. Let us apply the same logic to, say, the world’s tallest building, and see how far that gets us.

penis.jpgSo we are reduced to peeking at articles in our girlfriend’s Cosmo, or searching for “penis” on the Internet with one hand poised ready to clear the browsing history before the missus gets home. And now and again we stumble across those articles and surveys disclosing the size of the nation’s collective knob.

Now, I suspect these may not be so reliable simply because, in most of these surveys, they just ASK the men how big their dicks are. I mean, come on! You think that is going to give you any honest answers? And anyway, it’s impossible to know how to measure it properly. A good deal of the dick is under the surface of the skin, and if you pull it out a bit before applying the tape-measure, you can normally squeeze out another inch or two.

Penis measuring is a science in itself, as you can see by searching on Google for “How to measure your penis”. (Warning: do NOT go to Google and search for “How to measure your penis” unless you want to stumble into a deeply unsettling, neon-light-blinking part of the Internet.)

here are the results…

In order to expedite the writing process of this communication, I have followed the same format of previous editions. A number of topics, however, are covered in slightly greater depth than before and I have introduced three new graphics.


In a number of the analyses that follow, penis size has been classified according to the subject’s perceived endowment status (ref. question 43 of the questionnaire). The dimensions of this “self-ranked endowment status” are summarized in the table below.

Erect Length 141.5mm (5.6″) MODEST 161.8mm (6.4″)AVERAGE 181.1mm (7.1″)ENDOWED
Erect Circumference 117.6mm (4.6″) 127.4mm (5.0″) 137.8mm (5.4″)

With the exception of “Penis Size and Age” and “On Circumcision, the analyses discussed below pertain to adult subjects, 18 years of age and older.

The inclusion of minimal, and particularly maximal penile dimensions have caused many of you to question the validity of my data. Blatantly fraudulent responses (from 17 year old lawyers or those claiming “American Zulu warrior” ancestry, for example) are excluded from entry into the database as are penis lengths in excess of 360mm (14.2″). As an additional safeguard, the bottom 1% (for those 18 years and older) and top 2% (for all age groups) of each of the five penile measurements studied have also been excluded from the analysis. I realize that this is a rather conservative approach, but the fact that my results are very close to that reported by Kinsey et al. and the almost symmetric distribution of erect penis lengths, leads me to suspect that any residual and unavoidable contamination has been kept to a minimum.
Personal Data of Adult Subjects Variable Value
Sample Size 2,545
Average Age 29.7yrs
Average Weight 80.9 kg (178.3 lbs)
Average Height 1.80 m (70.8″)
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How to Measure Your Penis?
Measure penisBefore you start any penis enlargement program, it is very important to measure and record the size of your penis. Many men would like to know how long or how fat their cock is, but few know how to take proper measurements. Using the methods described below you can finally get a medically-accurate measurement of your penis size.

Finding your penis length

Measure Penis LegthPenis length is defined as the linear distance along the dorsal side of the erect penis extending from the mons veneris to the tip of the glans. In terms you and I would understand, this means the penis length is measured in a straight line on the top side of the erect penis, from the skin of your belly to the tip of your penis. Penis circumference is defined as the linear distance around the widest, thickest, part of the erect penis (see below).

1. Stimulate yourself using your method of choice until your cock is hard as a rock.
2. Place your ruler on the skin of your belly, at the base of your erect penis. Do not press in against your belly, why cheat yourself?
3. Press the ruler against your penis and read the nearest quarter-inch measurement at the tip of your penis.
4. Record this number, and keep this paper in a safe place.

Finding your penis circumference

Measure Penis GirthPenis length is not the only factor in determining penis size. The width, girth, or fatness, of a penis is also an important aspect when considering how you compare. Most people have a penis that is either longer and thinner, or shorter and fatter. Use the instructions below to determine your penile circumference (distance around the widest part of your penis).

1. Stimulate yourself using your method of choice until your cock is hard as a rock.
2. Place a fabric ruler or a string end at the widest part of your penis and wrap it carefully around one time. Mark the spot where the string first touches itself.
3. If using string, take the marked string and lay it against the ruler. Read to the nearest quarter-inch measurement.
4. Record this number on your paper.

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Before you start any program, you should have a good sense of where you're at BEFORE you begin exercising. This means taking accurate measurements, not cheating or rounding any numbers up. The more accurate you are when you measure your penis initially the more you'll notice the differences when you begin to grow.

Please note that all measurements are expressed in metric units with corresponding imperial units in brackets. VITAL PENIS STATISTICS FOR MEN 18 YEARS AND OLDER
Mean± Standard Deviation 95% Confidence Interval Maximum Minimum
LENGTH OF FLACCID PENIS 86.3mm(3.4″)± 27.0(1.1) 85.2mm(3.4″)- 87.4mm(3.4″) 157mm(6.2″) 25mm(1.0″)
LENGTH OF ERECT PENIS 161.5mm(6.4″)± 31.5(1.2) 160.2mm(6.3″)- 162.7mm(6.4″) 260mm(10.2″) 68(2.7″)
CIRCUMFERENCE OF ERECT PENIS 127.6mm(5.0″)± 25.5(1.0) 126.6mm(5.0″)- 128.7mm(5.1″) 200mm(7.9″) 60mm(2.4″)
LENGTH OF HEAD 39.5mm(1.6″)± 9.9(0.4) 38.5mm(1.5″)- 39.5mm(1.6″) 76mm(3.0″) 12mm(0.5″)

Figure 3 illustrates the bell-shaped distribution of erect penis lengths, thereby justifying the use of the parametric statistical tests that follow.


To determine more precisely how you compare with the 2,545 adult subjects who participated in this survey, I have divided the data into percentiles of 10 percentile increments. If, for example, your erect penis measures 155 mm, the table below indicates that this size falls between the 40th and 50th percentile. In other words, at least 40% of the men fell below this value and at least 50% were above. In the upcoming expanded version of this edition, the chart below has been replaced by three graphs which provide an even greater degree of precision.
0 25(1.0″) 68(2.7″) 60(2.4″)
10 50(2.0″) 125(4.9″) 95(3.7″)
20 60(2.4″) 140(5.5″) 110(4.3″)
30 73(2.9″) 147(5.8″) 120(4.7″)
40 80(3.1″) 152(6.0″) 125(4.9″)
50 88(3.5″) 160(6.3″) 130(5.1″)
60 95(3.7″) 170(6.7″) 134(5.3″)
70 100(3.9″) 176(6.9″) 140(5.5″)
80 110(4.3″) 185(7.3″) 150(5.9″)
90 120(4.7″) 200(7.9″) 160(6.3″)
100 157(6.2″) 260(10.2″) 205(8.1″)


Since the release of the fifth edition, the number of Black and Hispanic participants has not substantially increased. Because of the continued low sample sizes therefore, the results reported below concerning the aforementioned groups must be considered tentative, pending a larger number of responses.

Surprisingly, it would appear from Figure 5, that contrary to popular myth, Black males have shorter erect lengths than their Caucasian counterparts. However, due to the small sample size and large variation in lengths, this “difference” is not statistically significant. The average flaccid length among Blacks however was 93.8mm (3.7″) compared to 87.7mm (3.4″) for Caucasians, which may be responsible for the impression that Black men have greater erect dimensions. Again, I emphasize that these observations must remain tentative.

There was a significant difference in length between Caucasians and both Hispanic and East Asians (those of Chinese, Japanese, Korean or Vietnamese descent). Whereas with Hispanics, such a difference was limited to erect length only, with East Asians all five measurements were statistically lower in comparison to Caucasians. Although part of this difference may be due to the shorter stature of East Asians (see “On Correlations” below), height matched comparisons with Caucasian subjects nevertheless failed to alter this finding.

The figure to the left summarizes the results of question 44, in which men were asked to rate members of their own ethnic group with respect to size. Of particular interest was the response of East Asian subjects. Among East Asians residing in the East, 31% felt that they were generally of modest size, compared to 56% of those living in the West. This is probably due to the fact that Western countries tend to be more racially diverse, allowing for greater interaction and hence comparison with men of different ethnic backgrounds. It is also interesting to note that the vast majority of Black subjects stated that they tended to be well endowed; an opinion which was not borne out by the results of this study.

I was initially surprised by the number of responses from teenagers and, although my survey wasn’t specifically designed to detect changes in penis size during puberty, the data collected so far has revealed some rather interesting findings.

As of this edition, and as illustrated in Figure 7, average erect penis length increased until the age of 16, a finding that marks a departure from the five previous editions of this page, which reported that such a developmental milestone occurred at age 17. With respect to adolescent lengths, it is interesting to note that the results presented here are almost identical to that of another online survey, the results of which are located at The apparent variation in average size between the ages of 16 to 49 was due to random sampling error and was not statistically significant..

The situation with regard to erect penis length beyond the age of 50 remains somewhat nebulous. According to the graph below, there was essentially no difference in size with respect to younger age groups. However, I have detected a progressive, yet slight decline in length among older men in this group. Unfortunately, due to the modest sample size of such individuals, it was not possible to determine whether this was a statistical anomaly or an anatomical consequence of the aging process.


The data indicates that during an erection, the average increase in penis size was 197.9%. However, for men whose flaccid penis measured 80 mm (3.1″) or less, the increase was 263.2%, compared to 165.3% for those greater than this length (p<0.0001). This principle is demonstrated in Figure 8, which reveals a strong negative correlation between flaccid length and the percent increase during an erection.

It is also interesting to note that there was less variation in erect penis lengths relative to flaccid lengths. This convergence in penis size is illustrated by comparing the coefficient of variation (CV), a unitless measure of variability obtained by dividing the standard deviation by the mean and expressing the result as a percentage. The CV for flaccid lengths was 31.4 whereas in the erect state it decreased to 19.5.

When erect the position of greatest girth was as follows; head 36%, uniform 32%, base 25% and some other location 7%.

Forty eight per cent stated that their penis was straight when erect, 28% reported a deviation to the left or right and 24% claimed to have a bend (presumably in the shaft).

Unlike a previously published study in the medical literature, I did not detect a significant difference in erect length (or the other four measurements) between circumcised and uncircumcised individuals.

Overall, 70% of the subjects were circumcised, 27% were uncircumcised and 3% did not specify their circumcision status. Of the 633 men responding outside of the U.S.A. and Canada who specified their status, 64% were uncircumcised. Not unexpectedly, this compares to 40% of Canadians and only 15% of Americans.

The proportion of those claiming to be content, neutral or discontent concerning their circumcision status was almost equal between the two groups (approximately 66%, 21% and 13% respectively). Among those who were content however, there was a striking difference with regard to sexual orientation. Seventy-two per cent of circumcised straight males expressed contentment with their circumcision status while only 58% of circumcised gay or bisexuals felt the same way (p<0.001).

With the rather impressive number of responses I have amassed since the inception of this survey, I have detected that, on average, there exists a strong relationship between erect penis length and height, as illustrated in Figure 9. For the purposes of demonstrating possible correlations between length and various hand and foot measurements, it became necessary to control for this phenomena by performing a partial correlation between length and the various measurements in question. The results of such an analysis are presented below.

With the exception of shoe size, there exists a significant but weak correlation for each of the body parts studied. (Please note that questions regarding nose length and width are recent additions to the survey, and at the time of this writing I had insufficient data to perform a reliable statistical analysis.)

Figure 10 reveals the significant relationship between erect length and circumference.

If you want to find out how your penis stacks up against the average man's, the best way to do it is to find out what is average and then pull out the ruler to see how you compare. You know that the average penis is somewhere around six inches, give or take. Therefore, the only thing left for you to do is to take an honest self-measurement and compare it to average. Here is a short tutorial on how to measure your penis the right way, because there are many wrong ways.

The best way to measure your penis is standing up with a full erection. If your penis angles upward when erect, push it down with one hand until it is parallel with the floor. Next, take the ruler or tape measure with your other hand and lay it across the top of your penis with the zero end lightly touching the skin beneath your pubic hair. Do not jam the ruler into your pubic bone, which is what many men do to gain an extra half-inch or more.

The resulting measurement is the most accurate gauge of your true penis size.

It probably will not be as big as it was when you measured it in the past using incorrect techniques such as holding the ruler beside your penis against your hip bone, measuring along the underside of your penis, or using the infamous "anus to tip" method made popular by men on Internet hook-up sites.

However, keep in mind that the typical man who claims an impressively large penis size is probably utilizing one of these incorrect methods himself.

Now that you know how to measure your penis properly, you should be able to make an informed decision about whether penis enlargement techniques are something that could help you have a more satisfying sex life. I hope I have provided you with helpful information.

If you are tired of being average or below and want to add impressive size to your penis FAST without pills or surgery, here is a link to the step-by-step method that helped me gain three inches in a matter of months:

As in previous editions of this communication, body builders tended to be more endowed than “couch potatoes” (170.5mm or 6.7″ vs. 160.7mm or 6.3″ p<0.001).

In addition, the difference in flaccid length between those who are reluctant to potentially expose their penis to public scrutiny and those who are not remained strong (81.0mm or 3.2″ vs. 89.6mm or 3.5″ respectively p<0.001). A larger difference however, existed with respect to erect lengths (166.8mm or 6.6″ vs. 153.3mm or 6.1″ respectively p<0.001). A similar relationship was seen with regard to potential exposure to male family members.

As illustrated in figure 11, well endowed men had more sexual partners per year than their average or modestly endowed counterparts. The data reveals that these men were more self-confident which may, in part, explain this finding.

As illustrated in figure 12, a striking difference existed in the response pattern between gay/bisexual men and straight men when these individuals viewed a well endowed male (ref. survey question 47). Gay and bisexual men tended more to express arousal (36%) or awe (28%), while straight men were more likely to be indifferent (29%) or envious (21%). Among both groups, those who were indifferent had significantly larger erect penises than those who felt either intimidation or inadequacy (p<0.001).

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The Best Bras for Well-Endowed Women

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Many say I have been blessed. I agree most of the time, but being a size 34F can also be a pain. They're a pain when cleaning under the bed (they get in the way while crawling under), running (because they bounce and that hurts), finding a prom dress (so they don’t pop out), and most importantly, finding a good bra. These babies can be heavy, so if I don't take care of them now, they can sag like my grandma's when I'm 30. I don't want that, but I also prefer not to wear granny bras, especially the kind that make my breasts pointy. Well, the bra industry is starting to get the picture because there are now a good number of sexy bras for the blessed. I'm a believer in these two bras:

1. The Hollywood Exxtreme Cleavage Bra by Fredericks: I've been buying this bra for two years and it never gets old. Despite being a push-up, it provides moderate coverage and enough push-up to be sexy, but I never feel like I'm falling out or about to show my nipples. The pads are inside a pouch with slips, so if you want the bra to provide more coverage, just take them out. I hardly ever wear the pads and I can prove it by the collection of them in the bottom of my closet. It's not made for sports, but it will serve that purpose also. My boobs are notorious bouncers, but they stay put in this bra. Not good if you want a bra to last more than a year, but great if you have no other alternatives.

The designer also understands that just because our boobs are big doesn't mean we don't want choices. The bra comes, of course, in basic colors, but they also have every color in the rainbow, satin and lace blends, and other cute designs. The last time I went shopping, I bought a polka-dot bra and there was also a zebra print available. Who would have thought that? Currently on the company website, they also have a limited time Pink Ribbon bra to support breast cancer awareness. This bra rocks.

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2. Dream Angels Demi by Victoria's Secret: Unfortunately, this store does not carry cup sizes above a DD, which makes me want to throw rocks at them because I'd like to be a loyal shopper there. Since I recently started working here, however, I wanted to see if I can still take advantage of getting a free bra by being new, and this one is the only one I like.

I like it so much, however, that I bought two more. I have this bra in a 34 DD, but the way it's designed, it's a good enough fit. The light lining makes me able to stuff it just enough so my breasts won't fall out, but because of the size it shows my boobies in a very positive light. With the composition material being nylon, spandex, and lace around the edges and the sides, this is a great bra under t-shirts, in the bedroom, or for lounging around at home. It's also an okay sports bra, but because of the material, not recommended. Plus my breasts did bounce more with this bra than the Exxteme Bra. If a Victoria's Secret bra is desired, this is the one to get. I'm wearing it right now.

Some cities also have the Bust Stop, which have bras that come up to a 60K (now those boobies are huge!) and great staff that wants to make sure the bra fits absolutely perfectly. I was against it at first because I'm a young woman and I assumed they'd just have granny bras, but they actually have some bras that can beat Victoria's Secret in fit, style, and comfort. Be careful though. Since some bras here are made in Europe, some can be very pricy. Be prepared.

Take it from a young woman with big breasts who purposely looks for sexy bras that won't let the boobs sag down to the knees — these are the places to go and the bras to get. The end.

Now go and buy some bras.

Tina Small finally finds a big enough bra that truely fits.

Rihanna Likes Her Men Well Hung

Rihanna Likes Her Men Well Hung

November 20, 2009 · Print This Article

Rihanna, singer of the hit song “Unfaithful”, wants to find a new man in her life. The singer says men, who are not “well endowed”, should just forget it as she needs a “big” man. Rihanna recently had an interview with the German magazine, Bravo, where she stated her requirements for a man when she said, “He has to be good in bed and the size matters. You know what I mean? The inner beauty counts as well, but without a toy it doesn’t make it fun. Right now I don’t want to have a serious relationship, I want to have fun.” Rihanna seems to like “big” toys in the bedroom. Rihanna was also asked if there were any men she was interested in and she mentioned the actor Jesse Williams, star of the TV show “Greys Anatomy”, who was in her “Russian Roulette” video. Rihanna said, “Jesse, who’s in my music video for ‘Russian Roulette’, is soooo hot!” Maybe Jesse has a big toy for Rihanna to play with.
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well-en·dowed (wln-doud)
1. Having large breasts.
2. Having large genitals. Used of a male.
3. Having a large endowment or amount of money.

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adj (well endowed when postpositive)
1. having a large supply of money, resources, etc.
2. (Life Sciences & Allied Applications / Physiology) Informal having a large penis
3. (Life Sciences & Allied Applications / Physiology) Informal having large breasts

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Adj. 1. well-endowed - (of a woman's body) having a large bosom and pleasing curves; "Hollywood seems full of curvaceous blondes"; "a curvy young woman in a tight dress"
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How I learned to stop worrying and love my huge penis

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August 14, 2009 at 1:11 am by Shawn Alff

A book review of How to Live with a Huge Penis
By Dr. Richard Jacob and Rev. Owen Thomas

In a society obsessed with size–with cars as small as soapbox racers and cell phones like matchbooks–it’s no wonder men with oversized male genitalia, or OMG, are still persecuted. But, a new book, How to Live with a Huge Penis: Advice, Meditations, and Wisdom for Men Who Have Too Much, offers hope. It has finally given me the strength to come unzipped about my well endowed penis.

OMGs are such a taboo subject, I didn’t even realize I had one until I measured my erection with the ruler provided on the book’s inside cover. Technically I only have a “well endowed penis,” as opposed to a full blown OMG, but I may have misdiagnosed myself. (Readers are instructed to place the ruler at the base of the penis, possibly adding several inches of undercarriage. As a gentleman, I always measure from the top)

In any case, I had no idea that 5 ½ to 6 ½ inches of stately manhood constituted a well endowed penis. Indeed, this is the book’s main goal: to raise awareness of OMGs. No longer should men be ashamed of the enormous birth defects cradled in their underpants like the muscular arm of a Siamese twin.

Not only did this book save my life, it also resurrected my manhood. Like many men with an OMG, I contemplated penis reduction surgery and even committing suicide by tying my penis around my neck and thinking of vaginas the size of the Hoover Dam. My tormented childhood, the embarrassment of having to wear a construction hard hat as a cup to little league baseball, was a huge factor in my move to Florida–a state that resembles my penis and no longer requires OMGs to be registered with the DMV.

Everyman with an OMG has struggled with the perpetual fear of his penis catching in doors or shaking loose from the shackles of duct tape that keeps it suspended in your shorts. For all you “normal” men, just imagine how difficult it is for someone with an OMG to fly: we’re continually strip searched under suspicion of smuggling missiles, and new regulations require us to purchase an extra seat to accommodate our OMG (After the movie Snakes on a Plane, airlines no longer allow OMGs to be stored in the overhead compartment or under the seat). A man who carries “a huge penis also carries a sack full of painful memories… Accidentally making sexual partners hemorrhage or vomit. Suffering the sweltering days of summer in long pants”(10).

These obstacles led one of the authors, Rev. Owen Thomas, into a life of celibacy and priestly man-dresses. Rev. Thomas met the coauthor, Dr. Richard Jacob, at a hospital after Jacob had beaten his huge penis bloody with a hammer.

Thomas and Jacob confront the bias toward OMGs head on. Grade school gym coaches still condone the ridicule of boys forced to sit on the sidelines of soccer games, because their OMGs can’t be contained by wind shorts and they lacked adequate penis guards. Even at CL, an office full of liberal writers, small penis propaganda abounds like, “my penis is so small it was on China’s female gymnastics team.”

Once and for all the authors overturn the myths that OMGs are contagious, or that men with huge penises have smaller brains. Horse-cock hatred isn’t limited to humans. Elephants are often poached not for their tusks, but for their second trunks, which make excellent sleeping bags. The only point the author’s disagree on is how to deal with small penis elitists. I side with Rev. Thomas, the acclaimed author of the crime novels Megapsycho and Thunderstorm of Blood; he suggests a crowbar.

Another chapter offers tips for unzipping: coming out to friends and family. Readers are advised to clear the room of “kill triggers,” large phallic objects that feed a desire to kill. Never unzip in anger or in a public venue. Move through the opening quickly so your family isn’t disappointed when they discover you’re not coming out about your homosexuality.

This book even delves into the sensitive issue of sex and maintenance. Cumcrete situations and Maury Povich Syndrome can be prevented by squeezing your member like a toothpaste tube and working it with a rolling pin. Every man with an OMG knows that vaginas turn to sandpaper as a natural defense against large penises. Although you may never go “balls deep” like your small penis friends, Harvard’s S.P.I.T (safe penile intercourse techniques) method will help you work the tip in. Advice is also given on preventing rod rash, tip gnawing, and uterine encroachment. Fainting spells from erections, or hallucinations of talking animals due to blood loss from the brain, can be managed by carrying pictures of your grandparents. Potentially fatal nocturnal erections can be prevented by wearing night guards. If you do find a safe harbor for your OMG, the authors suggest giant novelty condoms. I’ve also used Glad Bags with red handle ties, though only with limited success.

While How to Live with a Huge Penis is physically long, it contains a lot of fluff, which is partly due to the gaping hole in OMG research. The scientific community has long denied the “theory” of huge penises as they shake the tenants of evolution. Congress has systematically cut off OMG funding as huge penises are not mentioned in the Bible. The end of the book is largely blank for you to fill with your own advice on managing your OMG. Mine reads like a diary: “Dear Well Endowed Penis, today I bought you tube sock because I know how cold you get in the winter.”

This book doesn’t specifically address French Bread Loaves (long skinny penises) or tuna cans (thick short ones), but it’s inspiring that we’re finally openly discussing penises that aren’t the size of fishing tackle. When friends, and even potential love interests, drop by my apartment, I prominently display one of my copies of How to Live with a Huge Penis on the coffee table. If visitors have any further questions, I’m happy to unzip and drape my OMG over the arm of the couch. Our OMGs are out and proud, never again to be suppressed by tightly wrapped rolls of Ace bandages and baggy pants.

I go one step further than Thomas and Jacob, proposing that OMG supporters wear flesh colored ribbons. A month should be dedicated to OMGs, where students learn about how the theory of relativity was a consequence of Einstein reflecting on his massive penis, and how Mozart’s final opera, “The Magic Flute,” was an attempt to reconcile with his penis.

We must learn to be proud of our trouser cannons. Even though our penises are large enough for us to fellate ourselves, we must stand tall and remember that we are still men.

How to Live with a Huge Penis: Advice, Meditations, and Wisdom for Men Who Have Too Much

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For generations, conventional wisdom stated that you could never sell a book with 'penis' in the title - until Quirk's "Penis Pokey" shattered all of the rules, racking up 100,000 in net sales in just 18 months. In this same tradition comes "How to Live with a Huge Penis" - a gift every man will cherish, regardless of whether or not he actually needs it. Frankly, it's enough for someone to think he needs it. This hilarious self-help parody is full of compassionate advice for men afflicted with Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG).Far too often, these men are banished to the fringes of society, victims of their own freakish length and girth. But Dr. Richard Jacob and Rev. Owen Thomas are here with a message of tolerance and hope, along with hilarious advice on 'coming out' to your family, sharing your assets with a partner, and avoiding injury in the workplace. Complete with a daily affirmations journal and inspiring quotes from leading self-help experts, "How to Live with a Huge Penis" will send an uplifting message to men around the world.
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Dr. Richard Jacob holds a PhD in Asian Economic Psychology from East Somerville University, where he was an instructor until 2003. He lives in Sherman, Connecticut, where he runs an e-commerce consulting business out of a spare bedroom in his home. Rev. Owen Thomas is an ordained Catholic priest, counselor, and celebrated crime novel author. His acclaimed series of Frank Stryver thrillers has sold nearly 43,000 copies to date, and one of these novels (Megapsycho) was translated into Korean. He lives in Cambridge, Massachusetts, and Miami Beach.
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This book changed my life.5
For years I struggled with this thing in my pants. I often asked myself if God made it, why did it hurt so many people's wives, sisters, mothers, and girlfriends? It just didn't seem fair. Especially when I supplied enough witty banter and vodka shots to ensure anal was also on the menu. But every time a lady would see it, she'd be like a Mexican nurse who slowly crosses herself and prays as she backs out of the room when a baby with claws for hands is born. However, just as having sex with girls in comas had left me wanting more, I found this book! And it changed my life! No more feeling bad about hearing the muffled cries in the bathroom after sex! No more feeling guilty about those unfortunate stitches! So, thanks "How to Live with a Huge Penis"! Your message of hope has inspired me to share my gift with the world!

Like a community in a book. Thank you.5
Having the girth of a large shampoo bottle is allegedly a blessing... as long as you're not the one with the "gift". Guys think they want one. Women think they want it given to them. However, my psyche is scarred (and confused) from the howls I've heard after I drop trou. Are they scared? Turned on? Is there a monster behind me? No. The monster has always been in my pants. Only now, after reading this wonderful book have I been able to make peace with my piece.

Disappointing, Honestly3
You know, life isn't easy. I have to lug around a 25" penis and, quite bluntly, I need some advice on how to live life. People think my right leg has a weird growth on it. My lower back is always hurting. If I get aroused, my head spins and I pass out. It's a cornucopia of problems and people always laugh when, after being asked what the problem is, you respond with "I have a really massive wang".

You know, it's not always funny. It's painful.

I thought, maybe, Richard Richard Jacob and Owen Thomas were kindred spirits in my battle against excessive genitalism. But NO --- these two chuckleheads decide to make this whole book a comedy.

Now, admittedly, the humor is pretty funny here and there...but there is real pain here. You ever throw out your shoulder tossing your penis over your shoulder because you had to wear shorts? Does your massive wang cause whirlpools should you ever decide to skinny dip? You know what it's like to not be able to make love to your wife within the same ROOM as your wife?

It's not bloody lovely. That's what it's like.

It even makes work a bother. At every interview, I get asked to first, show my penis and then second, bang the receptionist. You know, I'm not a piece of meat. And all of the queries as to why I'm not doing porn get annoying. I TRIED doing porn once and accidentally smashed the camera when I was fully aroused and turned around too quickly.

...I also gave my leading lady a concussion, broke a window in the next room, and, well, impregnated 3 different women in a 5 block radius. It was a little mortifying.

People always say it's a blessing. Well, I'm not seeing it. When you have to lug around a wang that weighs more than a full grown Great Dane, then you can talk to me.

And, no, I didn't type this using my fingers. I CANNOT do that.

Life is so unfair sometimes.

Penis Enlargement - How Big is Big?

Penis Enlargement - How Big is Big?
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The importance of penis size is something most men have considered. Men who feel that they do not measure up fret about it much more than many women realize. Their minds are plagued with anxious imaginings in which the women they sleep with laugh about it with their girlfriends the day after. On the other hand, those men with eight inches or more are inclined to feel smug. They are sure their conquests compare it to a large cucumber when they chat with the girls over coffee. However, is the size of a man's member that significant?

In truth, some women would prefer to see a big, fat one the fist time their new lover gets naked in front of them, just as a good number of men like to look at a large pair of breasts. It is pleasing to the eye and the prospect of enjoying a big penis can be quite a turn on. This is why there is a huge market for twelve-inch vibrators with a massive girth.

The preference for a big penis might be instinctive, part of the process of natural selection.

Some people believe that a bigger penis triggers a woman to perceive the man who owns it as more fertile. This of course increases the probability of her wanting to have sex with him.

Size seems to matter to men and women alike. You only have to observe peoples' spending habits find evidence of this. Those who can afford it like to choose the largest, most comfortable sofa, the king-sized bed, the five bedroom house, the massive flat-screen TV, or the spacious car with the most storage capacity. We live in a society that comprehends bigger as being better. Therefore, it makes sense that women will also prefer larger penises. But do the statistics support this theory?

A survey conducted on eight hundred women over the age of eighteen showed that only seven percent of women would be content with a penis of below average size (about five inches). However, eighty-two percent of women expect a penis that satisfies them (about six inches in length and five inches in circumference). A remarkable eleven percent of women claimed that only a penis of above average size or larger would please them.

The statistics indicate that size is important to most women, but it is at least twice as momentous to men. Humans have used the phallus throughout history as a symbol of power and strength. Perhaps this is because men are somewhat obsessed with their penises. If they feel that it doesn't measure up then they are bound to feel deeply insecure.

In fact, a man could be handsome, physically fit, successful, wealthy and charming- but if he feels that his member does not measure up to all of his other merits, then he is not going to have as much self-confidence as an ugly failure with a mammoth twelve inches.

Indeed a man with a below average sized penis is always going to feel anxious about it.
It doesn't matter how refined his sexual technique is, or how often his lover tells him it's not important.

However, before you rashly decide on getting a penile implant tomorrow, you might like to give the matter further consideration. If a woman loves you then she will accept your imperfections and take you as you are. Many women like to see highly defined abdominal muscles on a man, or tight buttocks. However, there aren't too many women walking around with a man whose physique resembles that of a trained athlete. Conversely, how often have you seen a good-looking woman hand in hand with a person who has a slight paunch? I've seen it more times than I can count. It stands to reason that the same rule applies to penis size. If it were as significant as most men think, there would be many lonely people in the world.

Furthermore, the majority of nerve endings in the vagina that provide pleasure during sex lie close to the entrance. In other words, unless your member is the size of a caterpillar you should be able to satisfy your partner in bed. Of course, it helps if you have the correct technique.

It sounds rather clich├ęd but there really is some truth to that old adage "It's not the size that is important, but what you do with it." Some men make the mistake of believing that because they have a big penis they are automatically going to be able to satisfy their partner. Such men are very much mistaken. A man can have a penis as long as a small child's arm, but if his method is wrong, he will never bring a woman to climax.

However, a man with a humble four inches can bring hours of pleasure to a woman. All he needs to know is how to stimulate her clitoris or G-spot, since even a very small penis can be cumbersome to a woman who is not properly aroused. The correct technique is something you can only learn from experience. Stand up comedian/actor Eddie Murphy said it best during his Raw performance, "If you can make a woman go wooooooooo then you must be doing something right."

Indeed, many things are much more significant to a woman than the size of a man's penis. Most women are more interested in factors such as how well her partner treats her and the strength of the emotional connection than they are in the size of his package. When it comes to men intelligence, charm, good looks and even wealth are higher on a woman's list of priorities than a big penis, despite what men might think.

So there you have it, the size of your member is not important. Then again, maybe it is. Like most things, the relevance of a man's penis size is a matter of opinion. In the end, it is really only as significant as you perceive it to be.

Is it true that women would rather have a man with a large penis and why/

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There are, first of all, two factors: various types of women, various sizes of penis. The definition of "large" should also be addressed. Do we mean long? Thick? In all instances, I think we can assume that there are various sizes of vagina as well, so then some penises which are smaller will satisfy some tighter or less deep vaginas. Perhaps some penises are too big for some vaginas. This will likely not be pleasant for the woman. Certainly a penis too small will not stimulate properly. In those instances, sometimes technique will make up for girth. As the old song says, "it ain't the meat, it's the motion." On the cultural level, it might be assumed that there is some peer pressure among women to compare the size of their men. It may be of some importance that a woman can brag truthfully about her man's penis. Thus, the size of a penis may have TWO jobs: to satisfy the woman, and to satisfy her friends' curiosity! Let us say that you, the author of this question, are a male with a large penis. If so, then you should know that there will be plenty of women interested in you. If you have a smaller penis, don't worry here either. There are plenty of women who will love you for more than your spare parts. If you're a female asking this question, don't feel pressured to find such a man to make your friends envious. Find someone you really like. If that person has a large penis, and you like that, great!

Id rather have a man with a kind heart, good logical reasoning and a brain in his head than have a large penis. I dont really think that it matters too much as you cant have a good talk with a penis, cant go to movies and have a meal with a penis, you cant truly LOVE a penis, you love the man, not his goodies.

I've had a few different sizes in my time, and I have to tell you, while "Mighty King Dong of Dongs" may seem fine. I've had so much more sexual pleasure with someone who wasn't exactly the biggest--not the smallest but a happy medium, but he sure knows how to use it and it's nice to know that all positions work with him. It's much more comfortable to me. I've never been more satisfied and wanted sex with anyone else as much as with him, but it's not just his penis, it's him all together, the whole thing. One day inparticular we had sex in the afternoon, stopped a little here and there, and ended having sex about 5am the next morning. It was so great. We have sex many times, for hours, off and on, in the evenings or whenever.
Because he's not the biggest and he feels really comfortable, we have sex all of the time--I don't dread it or ever or feel it's a chore, FOR HOURS, all through the night, quickies, morning, "Pull over" on the road side on a quiet street for a few minutes, so many different ways and it's great. I think at first he may have been concerned about that first, when it came to that time. However, he rings my bells.
Guys, it's not the size of the penis that counts, I promise you, it's how you use it, the type of lover you are, and how you make the woman feel about herself when she is with you.

Spoken like a guy with a small one.

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So, begging the forgiveness of big breast lovers who only want to see gigantic juggs of a natural nature and even those of you who, like myself, profess a breast sex preference for silicone enhanced tits - albeit only those with a deceptively natural look & feel so as to be “udderly” indistinguishable from the real deal yet providing a greater cock-comforting cleavage compression ratio than large natural breasts - I’m apprehensively pleased to give you the second sexiest girl on the site - Holly - baring her gigantic breasts milking through her tight top courtesy of these big tits lactation photos and extreme breast expansion videos from

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1. charles Says:
June 19th, 2009 at 4:41 pm

I cannot stand this type of crap. Breasts are amazing because they are warm when you touch and they are a part of the woman. These ‘artists renditions’ are totally cold and lifeless, so there’s nothing really erotic about them. Imagine titfucking one of them….. yeah, exactly, none of these chicks is ever going to participate in sex. Not with those styrofoam things. Can’t stand em, they are foolish, and I think only younger boys could stay interested in it for more than one viewing.
2. charles Says:
June 19th, 2009 at 4:43 pm

i.e. you will never see this kind of woman except sitting at home watching your computer screen. Breasts are meant to be experienced in person: at a restaurant, bar, public park, movie theater, nightclub … etc. This is just foolishness.
3. FrankNZ Says:
June 19th, 2009 at 9:37 pm

You can beg for my forgiveness as much as you like, but I’m not going to give it to you! I was going to say that this is bizarre, but it’s inane. I am astonished that there is any demand for this whatsoever.
4. aRealFanofthisBlog Says:
June 20th, 2009 at 3:54 am

i’m a big fan of your whole family of blogs and the spirit with which you write them. sometimes a cross post is really actually lovely (especially bbw or boobsite stuff, lots of women who walk both paths…). however, it’s a big cross post for this blog where just having implants might be a disqualifier when you’re posting outright graphic arts projects… again, thank you for making such great sites!
5. Bill Says:
June 20th, 2009 at 7:25 am

Haha…this stuff is as pointless as Japanese porn. :D
6. Mr. Unnatural Says:
June 20th, 2009 at 12:49 pm

So those are actually implants? I’ve seen girls with tits like that before but I thought it was CGI/morphing type effects
7. Reese Says:
June 20th, 2009 at 1:00 pm

Mr. Unnatural: No, no - not implants - rather, they’re huge prosthetic breasts that have been fashioned from latex / silicone and strapped to the girl’s chest.
8. charles Says:
June 20th, 2009 at 3:35 pm

In other words … they are about as silly as the Farang “Ding Dong” girls. It’s just a total scam to get people to pay to see them. Lowers the quality of big bust entertainment. Let’s steer away from this please.
9. codereduk Says:
June 20th, 2009 at 11:44 pm

I get everyone’s disdain for this, I really do. I’m not going to say I’m aroused by these images, but I am intrigued.

I mean, honestly, on some level, isn’t this the logical conclusion for any big breast fetish*?

It hints at an age old question, “How big is too big?” Isn’t the tag line for this very site something like “F cup and up” or something like that?

We seem to be ok with pointing out what is too small, right? Now, we get to point out what is too big as well!

Seems we want our models like we want our porridge, right in the (boring) middle!

*(Yes, I know the use of the word “fetish” there isn’t technically correct, but the connotation is, and the idea was indeed communicated successfully, so all you grammar obsessives can stick it where the sun don’t shine……………………….Seattle, Washington!)

10. Skee Says:
June 21st, 2009 at 1:36 am

I am obviously in the minority here when I say that I love what I am seeing. I have always thought bigger is better with nearly everything, and this is no exception. The only downside is they look terrible in motion as they have a very floaty/bouncy balloon look. In still pics though, keep them coming! This stuff is just fantasy people! Have a little fun! Reese will keep the real deal coming as well!

I also must say that I love when the girls from Mastasia have 12 inch long, 6 inch around nipples. Its ridiculous, but OH MY does it turn me on. ;)
11. spizyman Says:
June 21st, 2009 at 9:05 am

hey everyone, reese or anyone else can you all tell him to make a post about bianca from big brother 08 in australia as at 18 she has some fucking huge natruals plus shes another aussy so please rece can u reply
12. spizyman Says:
June 21st, 2009 at 9:07 am

please reece and can u post marina velba as pics are hard to find
13. spizyman Says:
June 21st, 2009 at 9:12 am

ow and im from australia and to let u know we have chicks with huge natruals :-) and reese ur a legend man u suply my porn and to any pornstars reading, u have a sick job oh and on australia find big tits in adelaide alot of milfs
14. Mr. Unnatural Says:
June 21st, 2009 at 12:50 pm

Oh. Thanks Reese. Giant prosthetic tits……mm kay.
15. Dale Says:
June 21st, 2009 at 4:10 pm

I have to say fake stuff isn’t for me either yet there must be quite a market for it. I think those websites with the huge fake dicks and fake cumshots are the lamest thing I’ve ever seen, yet they’re obviously making money.

Takes all sorts I suppose.
16. KlaMae Says:
June 21st, 2009 at 5:48 pm

Hallo Reese,
I think these maxi boobs are rather ridiculous! You should not waste your time finding these posts. Better give us the real things!
Sorry, but thanks for your work otherwise!
17. radic Says:
June 21st, 2009 at 8:24 pm

not my cuppa tea, but

whatever gets you thru the night
is all right,
all right.
18. shandy Says:
June 23rd, 2009 at 2:11 pm

crap utter crap.give me samantha 38g anyday.
19. jeff Says:
June 23rd, 2009 at 11:13 pm

this isnt the best thing but think about her with normal tits, maybe DD cup?
she would look much much better
20. Stevieboy Says:
June 25th, 2009 at 4:41 pm

Does anyone know if she has done any normal stuff because without those ‘things’ strapped to her, she would be pretty nice. She has an attractive face and a damn nice arse!
21. kezef Says:
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:11 am

i’m with stevieboy, i want to see her without those things on.
22. Aussie Gal Says:
October 24th, 2009 at 1:07 am

I would have to disagree and say I love Mastasia. I know real woman like this don’t exist, but I would love to play around with one. With breasts like that she wouldn’t be able to get away fast.

I love all big breasts, but this is my ultimate fantasy.

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Stefani Stackwell

ntroducing the awesomely ample Stefani Stackwell! This exceedingly busty blonde has the biggest hooters yet! Check out her fat nipples! A new photo gallery has been opened for this beach-ball-boobed babe. She really knows how to show off her assets! We'll be seeing a lot more of this goddess.

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Stefani Stackwell-her real birth name,I'm sure-come from rich Stackwell Family of Porthmith,Road Island.

Hobbies;Likes her big freakish huge boobs
Goals;To be able to walk through the front door someday and into the front yard.
Favorite Movie;The Girl from Planet X.
Favorite Celebrity;Tina Small.
Ideal Men;a good looking guy with 27 inch weener.

Here's a link to a free video featuring most of the Mastasia girls, including the ludicrously luscious Stefani Stackwell, featured at left.

I think the Mastasia production team - especially including the actresses - do a great job of making insanely huge prosthetic titties look realistic. And in addition to flopping around, these physically-impossible funbags can often be seen squirting milk and doing other titillating things. It's like a cartoon with real girls! You'll forget they're foam!have no idea, i know her boobs are seriously fake but so are half the girls found on this site. her and those fake boobs are really hot. (o)(o)That is way too much fake, it's funny in some parts, I do love big boobs, but not that fake and big.

Anyway, click the photo to see Stefani Stackwell's sample gallery, and click the free video link to see the free video. Giant free.

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~bluessaurus Sep 21, 2009, 9:11:18 AM
Of course it's a fantasy, but it's cool and interesting, anyway.

I like it. :)

I'm Dr. House's bastard little brother.
~Count-Montivan May 3, 2009, 2:02:17 PM
There is also a whole site of models who use these rubber boobs.

It's called mastasia.

"Do you know Oyashiro-sama
Yes, Hinamizawa
I kill you, you kill me
No, Hinamizawa"
Mood: Anger ~sharkdude5590 Mar 29, 2009, 12:05:09 AM
Guys, she is fake. I was interested too, but if you closer the sweater lines and her hands are distorted in all the pictures. They are all morphs, good morphs, but still morphs

I believe human being and fish can coexist peacefully.
Note me if you would like guest stories or want to talk.
Note [link] for art trades of Jessica please. She is REALLY good and I highly suggest you check her gallery!!!
~Count-Montivan May 3, 2009, 2:00:29 PM
Actually, they are not "morphes".

And the term is shop, because you do it with photshop.

and, while it is possible to do that with photshop, these are rubber.

It's hoolywood makeup kinda thing.

They are hollow, and she wears them over her real breasts.

She filled them with milk to make it look more real.

I've seen a porn model with the same ones. :P

"Do you know Oyashiro-sama
Yes, Hinamizawa
I kill you, you kill me
No, Hinamizawa"
*BattleJesus Sep 14, 2009, 1:49:32 PM
Don't mean to be a ressurecting ass, but its not shop. Photoshop isn't the only image editor out there that has more options than MS Paint. You can do crap like this in other programs as well.

And the actual term would be Photo Manipulation.

=kokido <-Go here, his art is AWESOME!
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There's no one left to say, so who's to know?
~Count-Montivan Sep 19, 2009, 10:52:14 AM
Yes, well, I call them shops. Force of habit.

"Do you know Oyashiro-sama
Yes, Hinamizawa
I kill you, you kill me
No, Hinamizawa"
Mood: Neutral *Slalomicide Jun 28, 2009, 8:45:15 PM
finally someone with some common scene
~sharkdude5590 May 3, 2009, 2:57:45 PM
ok, but they are still fake then. and not from her breasts growing constantly.

I believe human being and fish can coexist peacefully.
Note me if you would like guest stories or want to talk.
Note [link] for art trades of Jessica please. She is REALLY good and I highly suggest you check her gallery!!!
~Count-Montivan Jun 14, 2009, 1:29:08 PM
Yeah, they're fake.

"Do you know Oyashiro-sama
Yes, Hinamizawa
I kill you, you kill me
No, Hinamizawa"
~ghostntheshell Mar 9, 2009, 11:53:01 AM
pretty sure this is a joke guys :P

but kudos to the guy who poured his heart out for a date! :P
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4~redig76 Mar 9, 2009, 3:05:13 AM

To be quite honest, you seem absolutely perfect physically. Don't ever listen to people, especially other women, who denigrate you. You are simply gorgeous, and curves like yours should be celebrated.

No, I'm not making a pass. First off, you probably prefer men with lots of dough, and not college students. Second, they probably have huge muscles etc as well. Third, I'm well aware of just how deceptive the internet is. Neither one of us knows what the other is really like; if they've got a good heart or not. It's all too easy to be deceived and taken advantage of while online, especially if you're lonely for a date. Heck, I lost my savings from an internet scam this past summer, because of my lack of online experience and wish to love and be loved.

Anyway, I hope that you find someone who really makes you feel fantastic for the rest of your life. I truly do.