<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3982520115458626274</id><updated>2011-09-15T10:41:57.088-07:00</updated><category term='Tina Small introduction'/><title type='text'>Tina Small Funland</title><subtitle type='html'>TINA SMALL TRIBUTE.ONE UNIQUE GODDESS.DOSEN'T SHE JUST MAKE YOU NUTS?CAN YOU BELIEVE THOSE MIGHTY TITS?AND ON TOP,SHE HAS TO FREAKING BEAUTIFUL AND SMART,The 8th AND 9TH wonder of the world-any world-maybe krypton.Mother Nature blessed me with large natural breasts.And did not stop until they reached an amazing 84EE  99% OF TODAYS ULTRA BUSTY STRIPPERS AND PORN STAR-WHERE THEY KNOW IT OR NOT</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tinasmallfunland.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3982520115458626274/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tinasmallfunland.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>mavericstud8</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11145441979279155528</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>33</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3982520115458626274.post-8803886543552313567</id><published>2010-10-03T14:03:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-10-03T16:50:33.482-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Tina Small is still way above 99% of those other bimbos-</title><content type='html'>First time on any blogs……..good responses but, someone brought up Tina Small (my previously adored # 1_ anyone hear /know where she can be viewed………….go Nellie!!!&lt;br /&gt;I not adore the incomparible Tina Small.but worship her freakishly huge right and left one,her cute little ass,back,legs,nose,long sexy,blond hair,full lips,brain and everything.Her boobs were literally poking straight up like two basketballs on her chest instead of relaxing off to the sides (as you would expect with natural breasts).&lt;br /&gt;I have never seen natural breasts do what hers do.&lt;br /&gt;I once in the 1980′s kept seeing this about Center City,who looked similar to Norma Stitz.I’m talking giant freaking 70 to 84 inchers or so they looked.I’ve other really fat chick with gigantic Tina Small sized hooters,that crush to death under huge weight.I don’t if women have posed or not,but you do once awhile see those giant knockered woman. No bloody idea who “&lt;a href="http://www.zananakeyholes.com/index.html?payc=309179" target="_blank"&gt;Zanana Keyholes&lt;/a&gt;” is. Obviously, they’ve got rights to a bunch of vintage porn – which seems to make up a bulk of their site. Just wish they had some &lt;a href="http://www.myboobsite.com/blog/tina-small/" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;b style="background-color: #ffff66; color: black;"&gt;Tina&lt;/b&gt; &lt;b style="background-color: #a0ffff; color: black;"&gt;Small&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt; and some of the other massive naturals of that era&lt;br /&gt;I think Tina Small’s natural Hypertrophic boobs are wonderful too.Remember back in the ’70s &amp;amp; ’80s, when a majority of the really big boobs you’d see in the porn industry were of the silicone variety? There were exceptions, of course – genuine wonders of nature like &lt;a href="http://www.myboobsite.com/blog/tina-small/" target="_blank"&gt;Tina Small&lt;/a&gt;, for example – but these were a rarity.&lt;br /&gt;Does anyone know where she is these days? &lt;br /&gt;Working a book or going school in the UK.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3982520115458626274-8803886543552313567?l=tinasmallfunland.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tinasmallfunland.blogspot.com/feeds/8803886543552313567/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://tinasmallfunland.blogspot.com/2010/10/tina-small-is-still-way-above-99-of.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3982520115458626274/posts/default/8803886543552313567'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3982520115458626274/posts/default/8803886543552313567'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tinasmallfunland.blogspot.com/2010/10/tina-small-is-still-way-above-99-of.html' title='Tina Small is still way above 99% of those other bimbos-'/><author><name>mavericstud8</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11145441979279155528</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3982520115458626274.post-5272336613059211213</id><published>2010-10-03T13:52:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-10-03T13:52:51.056-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Tina Small introduction'/><title type='text'>What size are the biggest breasts in the world?</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_DamR8Uz2MCU/TKjaDlgkguI/AAAAAAAAAGI/Cl7rifT9t8Q/s1600/30297_125655144133253_100000663031060_174347_2383164_n.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="205" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_DamR8Uz2MCU/TKjaDlgkguI/AAAAAAAAAGI/Cl7rifT9t8Q/s320/30297_125655144133253_100000663031060_174347_2383164_n.jpg" width="320" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_DamR8Uz2MCU/TKjaM_i7s7I/AAAAAAAAAGM/ZcZfpGnIF1I/s1600/m_9d4ebb10c51ccde6e92b776fd5788609.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_DamR8Uz2MCU/TKjaM_i7s7I/AAAAAAAAAGM/ZcZfpGnIF1I/s1600/m_9d4ebb10c51ccde6e92b776fd5788609.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;What size are the biggest breasts in the world?&lt;br /&gt;The owner of the world's biggest breasts is Norma Stitz with a chest measurement of 120xxx or this person thought.&lt;br /&gt;katie price hardly unless you haven't researched a thing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tina Small from the UK has been measured at 84 inches.Tina Small British Girl with Biggest Bust?&lt;br /&gt;Measuring 84GG-22-34,Tina Small or Titanic Tina was she was called possessed a phenominally huge rack.Forget any current woman,such as Minka,Maxi Mouns,&lt;br /&gt;She used to hate her body so much. 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          &lt;/a&gt;       &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="summary-box-content-inner"&gt;                       &lt;div class="article" id="article-1001" style="display: none;"&gt; A truely beautiful woman the incomparible Tina Small was and hopely still is-discovered on a British Rail,in either the mid or late 1970's,she sent to model throught the 1980's,under the guidence of photographer John Xavier..She had model good looks and body many strippers and adult film stars wish they had.Which may clue you in to why some them felt she was just too good to be true.Tina Small was not only very beautiful and boxum,but she had a b... &lt;a class="toggler toggler-more" fb__display_id="article-1001" fb__hidden_id="article-1002" href="javascript:void(0)" onclick="fb__dispatch(event, this, 'window.freebase.view.toggler_more_clickHandler')"&gt;More&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="article" id="article-1002"&gt;     A truely beautiful woman the incomparible Tina Small was and hopely still is-discovered on a British Rail,in either the mid or late 1970's,she sent to model throught the 1980's,under the guidence of photographer John Xavier..She had model good looks and body many strippers and adult film stars wish they had.Which may clue you in to why some them felt she was just too good to be true.Tina Small was not only very beautiful and boxum,but she had a brain in her head.Her words and thoughts,in her autobiography showed a woman of true intelligence,deep feeling,a very odd sense of humor and a sense of her world around her.Some ,not many think her book is a work of fiction,but to it read like a diary of a remarkable,young woman,shy,intelligent,caring,sensitive,who just also happen to possess long Rupunzell like hair and an amazing 84 inch big bust-the biggest around despite what the Guiness Book of World Records wants to think.A comic Babs was based on her,as was two others Megga Glance Queen Gazongah. Tohru Nishimaki is a big-breast fan and has produced a number of anime comes featuring really top-heavy ladies as the main characters. While he has never admitted his anime characters are modeled after any real person, he has written in his profile on his website that some of his favorite big-breast models are Chloe Vevrier, SaRenna Lee, Tiffany Towers, Letha Weapons, and Tina Small. Perhaps his most famous work is an adult oriented comic called "Blue Eyes" that has been in production with a number of issues published both in Japan and in the US. The character of "Sarah Christy Fairchild" in the comic seems to most resemble SaRenna, and IMO she was probably the inspiration for Sarah. (Tohru is a fan of Marilyn Monroe too, so it could be Sarah is a projection of a super busty Miss Monroe, not unlike our Miss Lee.) Also in Tohru's comic Sarah has a younger sister, Cecilia Christy Misono. Both women have a familial resemblance to each other which means they both appear to resemble SaRenna IMO, but to me Sarah is the one who bears the closest resemblence to SaRenna. BTW, Sarah has a teenage daughter Claire Florence Fairchild, who was some really huge (Chelsea Charms size) breasts. According to Tohru, Claire is modeled after Tina Small. He drew Claire in memory of Tina, and they share the same birthday, Sept. 10th. Some feel Tina Small was the next Chesty Morgan,while erroniously believe she just the first in a line of Zena Fulsom clones and others,the model for extra large strippers like Chelsea Charms Tina Small wrote her own autobiographt called Big Girls Don't Cry&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a class="toggler toggler-less" fb__display_id="article-1002" fb__hidden_id="article-1001" href="javascript:void(0)" onclick="fb__dispatch(event, this, 'window.freebase.view.toggler_more_clickHandler')"&gt;Less&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div id="summary-box-props"&gt;                                   &lt;div class="prop prop-simple" fb__id="/people/person/date_of_birth"&gt;     &lt;h3 class="property type"&gt;Date of birth: &lt;/h3&gt;&lt;ul class="property-list"&gt;&lt;li class="value"&gt;           Sep 1959              (age 51 years)         &lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="prop prop-simple" fb__id="/people/person/profession"&gt;     &lt;h3 class="property type"&gt;Profession: &lt;/h3&gt;&lt;ul class="property-list property-list-inline"&gt;&lt;li class="value"&gt;&lt;a class="pv" href="http://www.freebase.com/view/en/pornographic_actor" title="Pornographic actor"&gt;Pornographic actor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;,&lt;li class="value"&gt;&lt;a class="pv" href="http://www.freebase.com/view/en/adult_model" title="Adult model"&gt;Adult model&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;,&lt;li class="value"&gt;&lt;a class="pv" href="http://www.freebase.com/view/en/writer" title="Writer"&gt;Writer&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;a class="collection-view-link" href="http://www.freebase.com/view/m/0c0n7rc/-/people/person/profession" rel="bookmark" title="View Tina Small: Professions"&gt;View Tina Small: Professions »&lt;/a&gt;         &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="prop prop-simple" fb__id="/people/person/nationality"&gt;     &lt;h3 class="property type"&gt;Country of nationality: &lt;/h3&gt;&lt;ul class="property-list property-list-inline"&gt;&lt;li class="value"&gt;&lt;a class="pv" href="http://www.freebase.com/view/en/united_kingdom" title="United Kingdom"&gt;United Kingdom&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="prop prop-simple last" fb__id="/common/topic/alias"&gt;     &lt;h3 class="property type"&gt;Also known as: &lt;/h3&gt;&lt;ul class="property-list"&gt;&lt;li class="value"&gt;Titanic Tina,&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li class="value"&gt;Christina Jane Small&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="article" id="domain-boxes"&gt;              &lt;div class="domain-box section"&gt;     &lt;div class="domain-box-inner"&gt;       &lt;h2 class="domain-box-title"&gt;           &lt;a href="http://www.freebase.com/view/people" name="people" title="Go to People"&gt;             &lt;span&gt;People&lt;/span&gt;           &lt;/a&gt;       &lt;/h2&gt;&lt;div class="prop prop-simple" fb__id="/people/person/place_of_birth"&gt;     &lt;h3 class="property type"&gt;Place of birth: &lt;/h3&gt;&lt;ul class="property-list property-list-inline"&gt;&lt;li class="value"&gt;        &lt;a class="pv" href="http://www.freebase.com/view/en/iping" title="Iping"&gt;Iping&lt;/a&gt;,       &lt;a class="pv" href="http://www.freebase.com/view/en/united_kingdom" title="United Kingdom"&gt;United Kingdom&lt;/a&gt;    &lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="prop prop-cvt" fb__id="/people/measured_person/measurements"&gt;     &lt;h3 class="property type"&gt;Measurements: &lt;/h3&gt;&lt;table class="type cvt-table"&gt;&lt;thead&gt;&lt;tr&gt;           &lt;th&gt;Body part&lt;/th&gt;           &lt;th&gt;Measurement&lt;/th&gt;       &lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/thead&gt;     &lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr class="last"&gt;             &lt;td&gt;&lt;ul class="property-list"&gt;&lt;li class="value"&gt;&lt;a class="pv" href="http://www.freebase.com/view/m/0csmkvb" title="84 INCH bust"&gt;84 INCH bust&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/td&gt;                   &lt;td&gt;&lt;ul class="property-list"&gt;&lt;li class="value"&gt;  22     &lt;span class="unit" title="cm"&gt;     cm   &lt;/span&gt; (8.7     &lt;span class="unit" title="in"&gt;     in   &lt;/span&gt; )&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/td&gt;               &lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;   &lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="prop prop-simple" fb__id="/people/person/gender"&gt;     &lt;h3 class="property type"&gt;Gender: &lt;/h3&gt;&lt;ul class="property-list"&gt;&lt;li class="value"&gt;&lt;a class="pv" href="http://www.freebase.com/view/en/female" title="Female"&gt;Female&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="prop prop-simple" fb__id="/people/person/ethnicity"&gt;     &lt;h3 class="property type"&gt;Ethnicity: &lt;/h3&gt;&lt;ul class="property-list"&gt;&lt;li class="value"&gt;&lt;a class="pv" href="http://www.freebase.com/view/en/united_kingdom" title="United Kingdom"&gt;United Kingdom&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li class="value"&gt;&lt;a class="pv" href="http://www.freebase.com/view/en/belgium_illinois" title="Belgium"&gt;Belgium&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li class="value"&gt;&lt;a class="pv" href="http://www.freebase.com/view/en/swedish_people" title="Swedish people"&gt;Swedish people&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;a class="collection-view-link" href="http://www.freebase.com/view/m/0c0n7rc/-/people/person/ethnicity" rel="bookmark" title="View entire collection"&gt;View entire collection »&lt;/a&gt;         &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="prop prop-simple" fb__id="/people/person/parents"&gt;     &lt;h3 class="property type"&gt;Parents: &lt;/h3&gt;&lt;ul class="property-list"&gt;&lt;li class="value"&gt;&lt;a class="pv" href="http://www.freebase.com/view/m/0csmlr5" title="Sabastian Small"&gt;Sabastian Small&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="prop prop-cvt" fb__id="/people/person/employment_history"&gt;     &lt;h3 class="property type"&gt;Employment history: &lt;/h3&gt;&lt;table class="type cvt-table"&gt;&lt;thead&gt;&lt;tr&gt;           &lt;th&gt;Employer&lt;/th&gt;           &lt;th&gt;From&lt;/th&gt;           &lt;th&gt;To&lt;/th&gt;       &lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/thead&gt;     &lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr class="last"&gt;             &lt;td&gt;&lt;ul class="property-list"&gt;&lt;li class="value"&gt;&lt;a class="pv" href="http://www.freebase.com/view/m/0b7fntz" title="Fling"&gt;Fling&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/td&gt;                   &lt;td&gt;&lt;ul class="property-list"&gt;&lt;li class="value"&gt;1979&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/td&gt; 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    &lt;br /&gt;&lt;h2&gt;Tina Small&lt;/h2&gt;Tina is a bit of a legend. She arrived on the scene in the early eighties, did a little modelling, then vanished for ever leaving behind the major  controversy - was she real? There those online,who swear,without any proof,whatever that she was very fake.So there is only a very limited amount of Tina material, and Tina fans treasure every little bit of it. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Shayla Hershey. But they're implants. Chesty Morgan was supposed to measure 71 inch back in the 1970's.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_DamR8Uz2MCU/TKjaeeISY_I/AAAAAAAAAGQ/pAAxDZtGrRM/s1600/Tina+Small+on+the+Steet+1sharpaq+FotoFlexer_Photo.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="265" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_DamR8Uz2MCU/TKjaeeISY_I/AAAAAAAAAGQ/pAAxDZtGrRM/s320/Tina+Small+on+the+Steet+1sharpaq+FotoFlexer_Photo.JPG" width="320" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_DamR8Uz2MCU/TKjajII277I/AAAAAAAAAGU/ZuaFxTDoD8M/s1600/tinaad02.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="160" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_DamR8Uz2MCU/TKjajII277I/AAAAAAAAAGU/ZuaFxTDoD8M/s320/tinaad02.jpg" width="320" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Supposedly Chelsie Charms ,Beshine and ,Maxie Mouns featured all over the place.They seem to implants also-string or otherwise .Tina Small Featured in Fling Magazine and Juggs, Club others in the 1980's.She is often described as having freakishly huge breast,tits,juggs,monster sized hooters,really big knockers,gigantic tits,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;* Birth name: Christina Jane Small&lt;br /&gt;* Measurements: 84-22-34&lt;br /&gt;* Height: 5 ft 6 in (165cm)&lt;br /&gt;* Weight: 125 lbs&lt;br /&gt;* Hair color: Blond&lt;br /&gt;* Natural bust: Disputed. Claimed yes, as a result of virginal hypertrophy&lt;br /&gt;* Ethnicity: Caucasian&lt;br /&gt;* Stage Name's: Tina Small, Titanic Tina&lt;br /&gt;* Tina Small was the British model with the 84 inch bust, who posed for nude pictures and made a few semi science-fiction-based soft core porn movies of innocent are quality. According to some Internet sources, her real name is Christina Jane Small. Born September 10th, 1959, in the small town or village of Iping, Somerset. Southern United Kingdom, although this name is also attributed to Tina Small by other Internet sources.&lt;br /&gt;* Tina Small claimed to suffer from the medical condition known as virginal breast hypertrophy (VBH), also known as juvenile macromastia or juvenile gigantomastia. This condition causes excessive growth of the breasts during puberty and has a much higher frequency than the rare cases of breast hypertrophy in pregnancy.&lt;br /&gt;* Whether her breasts were real or not is not generally known nor is there agreement on this among fans of big-breast erotica. Many believe Tina's breasts were prosthetic. One reason for this is the lack of any photos that show her upper body without clothing or long hair obscuring the shoulders and/or torso. In addition, some photos of Tina seem to show the same breasts but a different face. This may make Tina Small the first model to pose with prosthetic breasts, a trend that was later continued by Zena Fulsom, Cindy Fulsom, Dixie Dynamite and many others.&lt;br /&gt;* Too large-bust-loving men everywhere, Titanic Tina was a dream come true - a very attractive blond with long legs, a nicely shaped rear, sexy lips and hooters that made Chesty Morgan look flat. Publisher Arv Miller once commented in the pages of his magazine, printed in San Francisco, that Titanic Tina was around 11 inches bigger than Chesty Morgan's extra large bust, which had been the biggest ever found to date.&lt;br /&gt;* Every Inch a Lady, featuring photos of Tina Small, was printed both as a soft cover edition and a hard cover edition. EVERY INCH A LADY was a title obviously take a 1975 movie. John Xavier, who met Tina Small on a train, decided take a few test photos of this lovely woman - very shy, with an extremely huge bustline. The pictures were sent to Fling and other large bust magazines, and Fling publisher Arv Miller purchased them for publication around 1979. She quickly became a sensation and a controversy within the pages of Fling, some fans loving her and excepting her as is,while others did not, saying she was beautiful and either needed a plastic surgeon or a forklift with cups.There is a woman with &lt;b style="background-color: #ff9999; color: black;"&gt;tits&lt;/b&gt; like that at my gym.. Man it's tough to workout and not stare at her!! I don't think she minds though.. ; )&lt;br /&gt;* Titanic Tina became a feature on and off throughout 1979 to 1980. Soon the success of this phenomenon generated a special photo book called "EVERY INCH A LADY" WITH TINA SMALL pictures of this extraordinary woman. It also featured other women photographed by John Xavier, but no remembers them, just Tina. There is an article about John Xavier and friendship with Christina Jane Small, a personal letter written by Tina Small herself, some letters by fans and a cartoon or two of Tina Small. Years later, Amazon Publishing reprinted with book EVERY INCH A LADY" WITH TINA SMALL A Special Edition,in 1984/1985, eliminating much of this material. Tina Small wrote the foreward, talking about herself, her likes, thoughts and hopes. The rest was pages of her - new photos and old mixed into this new publication.&lt;br /&gt;* Tina Small-was an extraordinary nude model,that made her debut in Fling magazine-all adult mens magazine,that specialized in large chested women.She was an extremely pretty girl,who claimed to have lived in a small village within the southern area of the United Kingdom.&lt;br /&gt;* Raised by her mother,who was abandoned her father ,at an early age around age five.Tina Small claimes to be a twine Fling article cited 81 or 84 inches-23-35.Often called by Fling as either Titanic Tina or Tina Small. Photos of Tina Small,photographed by John Xavier,who discovered on a train to London,in the 1970's.She debuted in Fling Magazine in 1978 or 1979. Tina Small claimed to suffer from the medical condition known as Virginal breast hypertrophy (VBH) is not a medical name, but the more known name for juvenile macromastia and juvenile gigantomastia- that causes excessive growth of the breasts during puberty and has a much higher frequency than the rare cases of breast hypertrophy in pregnancy. She quickly became a sensation and a controversy within the pages of Fling ""some fans loving her and excepting her as is,while others not-saying she was beautiful and either needed a plastic surgeon or a forklift with cups.&lt;br /&gt;* Every inch a every inch a lady-a book of Photos of Tina Small.soon came after numerous features in Fling.Some pictures were also presented,with Fling editor Ave Miller,in other magazines such as Juggs,Gent and so on around this time.Tina Small,herself soon had a fan club,known as the Tina Small Appreciation League of North Texas,created by a group of fans in Texas.Soon others followed from around the globe,once this made known in the pages of Juggs and Fling magazine.Tina Small was featured in bounce plus super breast issue featuring Titanic Tina 81 special,tina small special number 2 postergram-Opens out into large 2 sided poster featuring Sally Anne Southend on half of one side and Tina Small 84 DD on the other. Poster size for Tina Small 32 X 23 inches.Tina Small special postergram magazine,&lt;br /&gt;Opens out into large 2 sided poster featuring Lu Varley on half of one side and Tina Small 84 DD on the other. Poster size for Tina Small 32 X 23 inches.&lt;br /&gt;featuring Titanic Tina 81 special .Tina Small featured in amazons special edition the girls of Vision X.For a time,Photoprints and Vision X Productions appeared to be a small,self contained industry to promote and distribute products about Tina Small,prints of her,stickers,books,audio tapes and novels to her fans.&lt;br /&gt;* Tina Small,soon wrote her own autobiography called Big Girls Don't Cry,published by Legend Publishers,in an attempt to tell her own story in her own words.Ultra Vision Productions,came out a few very soft core Adult Films,mainly based a series of Adventures of Princess Titania-a superhero science fiction character,created by Tina Small herself,who claimed to be a big science fiction fan and would do such material if it was such.She had photo collections in various publications,Club,Gent-only once,Juggs-mostly introducing her club and advertising various video or print publications.Rumor has it Russ Meyers was interested in putting Tina Small in a film,but John Xavier,Tina Small and Russ Meyers couldn't agree on how go about such a project,so it never came about.&lt;br /&gt;* The movies were of an innocent quality and were made sort in the style of Russ Meyers-who claimed to also like to use Tina in one of his upcoming movies.Tina Small,left the adult film and modeling business,being not satified with John Xavier's handling of her career,plus a few relationship problems a man who alledged to engaged to.She once stated that she would never have a normal relationship with a man.A few article in British Tabloids such as the Sunday Sport,featured reprints of other articles and chapters of her book.Tina Small,at the time claimed to want to retire and become a part time Buddhist nun .Rumors has she wanted to visit Thailand.She soon disappeared and left a lot of controversy,that exists until this day.&lt;br /&gt;*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;* Obviously fakes like Zena Fulsom,Cindy Fulson,Dixie Dynimite,Mandy Mountjoy,Vicki Little,the Farang Ding Dong Girls,the Mastatia Girls and others all claimed to be the biggest.Other women,who claimed be other women,with the medical condition,known as Virginal Hypertrophty ,but most were so bad,one but the extremely stupid believed them to be real.They can found at certain web sites,such as Yahoo.com Groups.&lt;br /&gt;* Who ever Titantic Tina or Tina Small was no one,but herself,her personal photographer and manager,and a hand of people that actually met her,knows for sure and known of them are talking on the web anywhere.Rumors of sightings by fans come upon the net and fan clubs appear from time to time,such the Tina Small Collector and the Tina Small Roberta Pedon Fan Club show up on Yahoo.Msn or My Space,One or two profiles appear on the web,such as at My Space,but still no one really knows for sure,what is real or unreal with the legendary career of Tina Small.&lt;br /&gt;* Tina Small or Christina Jane Small.Rumors abound that she lives somewhere still the United Kingdom.Worked in a book store in Peterfeild.UK.Went to Plymouth Politechnic.Some people seen an an air port once or in her native Iping village area,while others say worked in a book or art gallery.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Apart from being called Cindy Fulsom apparently her real name is Hannah Turlington and she's from Yorkshire in Britain.Ive seen her before and besides her breasts which are stick on prosthetics ,which look great on her, i also think she's very hot.&lt;b&gt;boobman23&lt;/b&gt; here generally goes all over the net,following anything I post on Tina Small-So he post this same message over and over.I suspect,he might the dude of Fakebook,too attacking anything her name on it,profiles,photos and whatever.It might be the same,who wanted annal with guy on Facebook,as well.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h2&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.myboobsite.com/blog/tina-small/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent Link: Tina Small"&gt;&lt;b style="background-color: #ffff66; color: black;"&gt;Tina&lt;/b&gt; &lt;b style="background-color: #a0ffff; color: black;"&gt;Small&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;I received an e-mail from my mate &lt;a href="http://pornster.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"&gt;Pornster&lt;/a&gt; last night asking, since I was a boob-lover like himself, if I’d ever seen the woman in &lt;a href="http://www.myboobsite.com/photos/tina_small.jpg" target="_blank"&gt;this photo&lt;/a&gt;.  I replied that indeed I had, and that she was none other than &lt;b style="background-color: #ffff66; color: black;"&gt;Tina&lt;/b&gt; &lt;b style="background-color: #a0ffff; color: black;"&gt;Small&lt;/b&gt;, a classic big tit model from decades ago who has since disappeared from the scene (more’s the pity). Rumour had it that her massive breasts were genuine, having been a sufferer of virginal breast hypertrophy – the condition I’d mentioned in &lt;a href="http://www.myboobsite.com/blog/legend-of-the-tw-girl/" target="_blank"&gt;my TW Girl blog&lt;/a&gt; a few days ago.  Some time after the photo Pornster had sent me was taken, &lt;b style="background-color: #ffff66; color: black;"&gt;Tina&lt;/b&gt; underwent cosmetic surgery for a breast reduction and uplift. But, before you jump to conclusions, I’ve included some photos below of what she looked like &lt;i&gt;after&lt;/i&gt; the surgery…&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.myboobsite.com/photos/tina_small_01.jpg" target="_blank" title="Tina Small"&gt;&lt;img alt="Tina Small" border="0" src="http://www.myboobsite.com/photos/tina_small_01a.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.myboobsite.com/photos/tina_small_02.jpg" target="_blank" title="Tina Small"&gt;&lt;img alt="Tina Small" border="0" src="http://www.myboobsite.com/photos/tina_small_02a.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.myboobsite.com/photos/tina_small_03.jpg" target="_blank" title="Tina Small"&gt;&lt;img alt="Tina Small" border="0" src="http://www.myboobsite.com/photos/tina_small_03a.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.myboobsite.com/photos/tina_small_04.jpg" target="_blank" title="Tina Small"&gt;&lt;img alt="Tina Small" border="0" src="http://www.myboobsite.com/photos/tina_small_04a.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/center&gt; …alas, I only wish there were more to share, as there’s no one on the big boob scene today who can quite compare to &lt;b style="background-color: #ffff66; color: black;"&gt;Tina&lt;/b&gt; &lt;b style="background-color: #a0ffff; color: black;"&gt;Small&lt;/b&gt;. &lt;i&gt;*sigh*&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As for &lt;b style="background-color: #ffff66; color: black;"&gt;Tina&lt;/b&gt; &lt;b style="background-color: #a0ffff; color: black;"&gt;Small&lt;/b&gt;, the pic on the lower right of your followup comment and one other I have might have been the original and real &lt;b style="background-color: #ffff66; color: black;"&gt;Tina&lt;/b&gt; &lt;b style="background-color: #a0ffff; color: black;"&gt;Small&lt;/b&gt;. But all the pics from Xavier’s ‘Every Inch A Lady’ pictorial are of a foam rubber prothesis she’s wearing. I believe the general concensus among the natural breast lovers who post to the newsgroups is that they don’t allow her pics to be posted to the naturals newsgroups. &lt;br /&gt;One never sees her shoulders because that would reveal the straps holding her prosthesis on. And the weight of those foam rubber tits is not as great as the Real Thing, so they don’t sag enough for their large size, and they don’t have the dynamics of a real breast, pressure on one side of the boob moves the whole boob, not just a portion of it, like it would if it was real. It looks to me like the foam rubber fakes defy the laws of physics for real, heavy boobs made of flesh and blood. But he did a good job of making those fake foam rubber boobs. If you want to see more of these foam rubber monsters, visit farangdingdong.com where little Thai DingDong girls grow monster boobs roughly the size of beach balls and pose for the camera with these huge bras, big enough to use for a pup tent! (just kidding, but they are tremendously huge, but barely big enough to hold all thet foam rubber.)&lt;br /&gt;Generally they babel on about the fakes Zena and Cindy Fulson,whose airbrush didn't disguise them as fake way back in Gent in the 1990's or their videos.They use Mandy and Farang Girls also,there proof.Well.other fakes don't prove one,that might be real.It proves,once one become successful,the imatators show with inferior product.Star Wars came out and hit it big and all the losers cooked Battlestar Galactica,Buck Rogers,Battle Beyond the Stars and other crap to cash it on George Lucas's success.Tina Small is Star Wars and Zena Fulsom is Battlestar Galactica-the old series-not the new one on the Scyfy Channel.[SciFi Channel.]&lt;br /&gt;So they or maybe a single person,I don't know goes on and on,with same crap.Sure Vicki Little was as fake as a three dollar bill,but the&amp;nbsp; British Tabloids didn't try to fool anyone.Her whole story,reads a parady of Tina Small's Book Big Girls Don't Cry,as written by guys at the Weekly World News. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Tina Small&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: #aaaaaa; font-size: 9px; font-style: italic;"&gt;11/6/2009&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tina Small is Real&lt;b&gt;,Tina Small&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: #aaaaaa; font-size: 9px; font-style: italic;"&gt;5/1/2010&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;!Gigantic tits of Tina Small are real.or so this post claims.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: #aaaaaa; font-size: 9px; font-style: italic;"&gt;7/22/2005 7:56:00 PM&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;her name is cindy fulsom and like her big sister zena it's and over the body fake prosthesis along with mandi mountijoy and tina small if you like rubber they're your girls.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Chelsea Charms (born March 7, 1976 in Minneapolis-St. Paul, Minnesota) is the stage name of an American big-bust model, internet model, and feature dancer.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Chelsea made her first appearance on the covers and pages of Buxotica, Score (March 2000), Hustler Busty Beauties (April 2000), and other adult magazines specializing in large breasted models. She is also one of the top big bust models on the internet with numerous pictures on various websites.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She is best known for her extremely large breasts, certainly among the largest in the world. Chelsea achieved her large breasts through the use of polypropylene string breast implants. The string implants irritate the breast pocket which, in turn, promotes the production of fluid. The fluid is absorbed by the implant, resulting in continuous, gradual growth of the breast.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On her website, Chelsea says that her bust size is 153XXX, and that her breasts each weigh 26 pounds (11.8 kg). Because of the nature of her string implants, Chelsea Charms' breasts are continually expanding (by about 25 millimeters a month). Regular visits to her surgeon in Houston to have excess fluid drained are necessary.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Although she did not formally contend for the title, it's likely that Chelsea would be considered the holder of the Guinness World Record for the "World's Largest Augmented Breasts." The record currently belongs to Maxi Mounds. Pictures of Charms and Mounds together appear to show that Charms has the larger breasts.&lt;br /&gt;http://wiki.answers.com/Who_has_world's_biggest_breast&amp;amp;action=edit&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Improve Answer Discuss the question "What size are the biggest breasts in the world?" Click here to cancel updates for this question.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3982520115458626274-5272336613059211213?l=tinasmallfunland.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tinasmallfunland.blogspot.com/feeds/5272336613059211213/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://tinasmallfunland.blogspot.com/2010/10/what-size-are-biggest-breasts-in-world.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3982520115458626274/posts/default/5272336613059211213'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3982520115458626274/posts/default/5272336613059211213'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tinasmallfunland.blogspot.com/2010/10/what-size-are-biggest-breasts-in-world.html' title='What size are the biggest breasts in the world?'/><author><name>mavericstud8</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11145441979279155528</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_DamR8Uz2MCU/TKjaDlgkguI/AAAAAAAAAGI/Cl7rifT9t8Q/s72-c/30297_125655144133253_100000663031060_174347_2383164_n.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3982520115458626274.post-240873659644515535</id><published>2010-10-03T12:12:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-10-03T12:12:12.269-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Tina Small - BIGGER IS BETTER</title><content type='html'>Tina Small&lt;br /&gt;Tina Small - BIGGER IS BETTER&lt;br /&gt;Tina Small - BIGGER IS BETTER&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3982520115458626274-240873659644515535?l=tinasmallfunland.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tinasmallfunland.blogspot.com/feeds/240873659644515535/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://tinasmallfunland.blogspot.com/2010/10/tina-small-bigger-is-better.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3982520115458626274/posts/default/240873659644515535'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3982520115458626274/posts/default/240873659644515535'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tinasmallfunland.blogspot.com/2010/10/tina-small-bigger-is-better.html' title='Tina Small - BIGGER IS BETTER'/><author><name>mavericstud8</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11145441979279155528</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3982520115458626274.post-290224808659644015</id><published>2010-10-03T11:51:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2010-10-03T11:51:35.828-07:00</updated><title type='text'>virginal hypertrophy(13%)</title><content type='html'>virginal hypertrophy(13%). Enlargement of all breast tissue. Usually perform cosmetic mammoplasty&lt;br /&gt;Breast Reduction Surgery&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This information is of a general nature only and is for public information and education. Your individual problem needs to be assessed by your family doctor who will advise you on appropriate further steps&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Women seek breast reduction surgery for a number of reasons. In some, the breasts increase in size rapidly after the onset of puberty, necessitating reduction surgery for this " virginal hypertrophy ". In others, there is a gradual increase in size which causes physical discomfort or social embarassment. In yet others, there is a very significant increase in breast size with pregnanacy and lactation which does not revert to the pre pregnant size after the cessation of lactation.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Macromastia,&lt;br /&gt; Print this article  &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;marked enlargement of one or both breasts. In the adolescent, bilateral enlargement can result from proliferation of interlobular connective tissue, especially fat, resulting in a condition termed physiological, or virginal, hypertrophy. Adolescent macromastia can also be produced by large solitary fibroadenomas, especially juvenile fibroadenomas or multiple and successive fibroadenomas. Macromastia in the adult, sometimes termed gigantomastia, may occur after pregnancy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;HO&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Encyclopaedia of Medical Imaging Volume III:2&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Virginal Hypertrophy  Normal breast development that occurs around puberty; may be asymmetrical and can sometimes cause abnormally large breasts in adolescent girls, which may cause embarrassment and discomfort. There is no increased risk of cancer&lt;br /&gt;Thesaurus Terms for: hypertrophy&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;grow&lt;br /&gt;1. to cause to grow; to cultivate; to produce; as, to grow a crop; to grow wheat, hops, or tobacco.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2. to increase in size by a natural and organic process; to increase in bulk by the gradual assimilation of new matter into the living organism; -- said of animals and vegetables and their organs. to increase in any way; to become larger and stronger; to be augmented; to advance; to extend; to wax; to accrue. to spring up and come to maturity in a natural way; to be produced by vegetation; to thrive; to flourish; as, rice grows in warm countries. to pass from one state to another; to result as an effect from a cause; to become; as, to grow pale. to become attached or fixed; to adhere.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;dysplasia&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sperling, R.L. and Gold, J.: The Use of Anti-Estrogen in Virginal Hypertrophy of the Breast. Journal of Plastic and Reconstructive Surgery 52: 439-442 1973&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Since the Legendary Tina Small or Christina Janes Small.claims to have the medical condition of Macrosmastia or Virginal Hypertrophy of the Breast.that coased them to grow to an amzing 84EE,i figure a bit of imformation about the subject is in order.After we do not want ignoramouses like Watts and others,who because they own a computer,become self proclaimed experts in medical advice and so on.&lt;br /&gt; Description  Category: Actors and Actresses&lt;br /&gt;BRITISH BLONDE BUSTY BABE,WITH THE 84EE INCH BUST-22-34 FIGURE,RELATED TO VICKY LITTLE,ZENA AND CINDY FULSON,WHO IMATATED HER FAME,Just like found at Diana the Valkyries,AOL.and variuos places on the net. Linked to the Tina Small Chronicles and Tina Small busty freinds.From:   "JOSEPH GILBERT THOMPSON mavericspacer2003@y..." mavericspacer2003@y...&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; Most Recent Messages&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Do you Yahoo!?&lt;br /&gt;Yahoo! 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Clubs&lt;br /&gt;TINA SMALL COLECTOR  &lt;br /&gt;BUSTRY BRITISH PIN-UP MODEL AND ACTRESS,STAR OF FLING,VISION X,GIRL   FROM PLANET X,ANDOTHER MATERIAL,FOCAL SUBJECT OF FORMER FANZINE   TALNT AND TINA SMALL COLLECTOR ON AOL,COM GROUP CLUBS -ulytrabusty actress and model,of fling   magazine,ultravision,juggs,mammzine,the tina small collector.Various   message boards and sites on the net.Diana the Valkyrie.breast   expansion TINASMALLREPORTER   BRITISH BLONDE BUSTY BABE,WITH THE 84EE INCH BUST-22-34   FIGURE,RELATED TO VICKY LITTLE,ZENA AND CINDY FULSON,WHO IMATATED   HER FAME,Just like found at Diana the Valkyries,AOL.and variuos   places on the net. Linked to the Tina Small Chronicles and Tina   Small busty freindsWORLDBIGGESTBUST   TINA SMALL AND FREINDS-busty women=post em if you got em.old   picks,new pics.STAR OF JUGGS,GENT,ULTRAVISION.HATED BY SOME-SCORE MAGAZINE,GENT,JOHN FOX,WATTSLOVED BY OTHERS.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; Most Recent Messages  View all&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Whats Chelsie Charms cureent measurement?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Does Sarenna Lee's e-mail ever work?And if so why or why ?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Can i have sex with all or any of these women?TINA SMALL,SARENNA LEE.CHELSIE CHARMS,BUSTY DUSTY,MAXIE MOUNDS,THAT HOT CHICK,WHO PLAYED ILEAH IN THE CHILDREN OF DUNE MINI SERIES,AND IF NOT WHY?AFTER I AM CUTE AND GOT A NICE BIG ONE.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3982520115458626274-8210834019783878357?l=tinasmallfunland.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tinasmallfunland.blogspot.com/feeds/8210834019783878357/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://tinasmallfunland.blogspot.com/2010/10/maxi-mouns.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3982520115458626274/posts/default/8210834019783878357'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3982520115458626274/posts/default/8210834019783878357'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tinasmallfunland.blogspot.com/2010/10/maxi-mouns.html' title='Maxi Mouns'/><author><name>mavericstud8</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11145441979279155528</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3982520115458626274.post-1242699515669521814</id><published>2010-10-03T11:24:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2010-10-03T11:24:28.533-07:00</updated><title type='text'>EXCLUSIVE-84'' WHOPPER-SHE'S A NUN</title><content type='html'>: [CHRISTINAJANESMALL] EXCLUSIVE-84'' WHOPPER-SHE'S A NUN    Message List  &lt;br /&gt;Reply | Delete   Message #24 of 753 &lt; Prev | Next &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; JOE THOMPSON &lt;mavericspacer2002@yahoo.com&gt; wrote:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    ��18�Ζ����̕�͉{��������������B&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    �A���P�[�g�t�H�[����� ��܂��B&lt;br /&gt;    �����Ă­���������ɂ̓C���X�g��Y�t�������[���uD-LOVERS�ʐM�v&lt;br /&gt;    �i�z�M����F�W���E�P�Q�����s���j����グ�܂��B&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;         &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;        �����N����ۂ̓��[���ł��m�点�������B&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    ��i��A���̃T�C�g�Ɋւ��邲�ӌ��A�����z�A&lt;br /&gt;    �ɂ��܂��Ƃ���ɑ΂��郁�b�Z�[�W,�d���̈˗���,���ׂĂ̂ �Đ�͂�����F&lt;br /&gt;    d-lovers@satsuki.sakura.ne.jp&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    ���̃T�C�g��̂��ׂẲ摜�A���͓��̖��f�]�ځA�g�p��ւ��܂��B&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;     "mavericspacer2002 &lt;mavericspacer2002@yahoo.com&gt;" &lt;mavericspacer2002@yahoo.com&gt; wrote:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;        From: "mavericstud "&lt;br /&gt;        Date: Wed Feb 12, 2003 8:48 am&lt;br /&gt;        Subject: EXCLUSIVE-84'' WHOPPER-SHE'S A NUN&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;        ADVERTISEMENT&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;        Feb 12 EXCLUSIVE-84'' WHOPPER-SHE'S A NUN - mavericstud&lt;br /&gt;        COPIED FROM THE SUNDAY SPORT-printed sometime in 1989-OR AROUND&lt;br /&gt;        OR BEFORE 1990&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;        From: "mavericstud "&lt;br /&gt;        Date: Wed Feb 12, 2003 8:28 am&lt;br /&gt;        Subject: EXCLUSIVE-84'' WHOPPER-SHE'S A NUN&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;        ADVERTISEMENT&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;        COPIED FROM THE SUNDAY SPORT-printed sometime in 1989-OR AROUND OR&lt;br /&gt;        BEFORE 1990.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;        TINA SMALL-the girl with the 84 inch whoppers--has given up sex--&lt;br /&gt;        for ever.&lt;br /&gt;        And the girl who grew so fast her mum had to buyher a bigger bra&lt;br /&gt;        each week has become a part time a NUN&lt;br /&gt;        She has secretly joined a strict Bubdhist religous order and&lt;br /&gt;        regularly goes on retreats at a centre in Surrey.&lt;br /&gt;        While she is there,Tina lives the strict life of a nun,,,dresses in&lt;br /&gt;        figure consealing clothes...and meditates along for hours in her&lt;br /&gt;        cell.&lt;br /&gt;        It's a complete contrast to her days.as a the worlds most amazinbg&lt;br /&gt;        topless model.&lt;br /&gt;        Her 84 inch bust--the biggest in the world--has appeared in a&lt;br /&gt;        reveal-all video,in hundreds of thousands mens magazines,&lt;br /&gt;        posters,and her own autobiolography.&lt;br /&gt;        But now the worlds biggest cover up job.Her amazing boobs are hidden&lt;br /&gt;        by an all enveloping dark grey nun habit.tied loosely at her waist&lt;br /&gt;        by a piece of rope.&lt;br /&gt;        ''I realized I'm never going to enjoy a normal relationship with a&lt;br /&gt;        man''said Tina -age 27.&lt;br /&gt;        ''So I desided to staycelibate.The rewards of getting closer to&lt;br /&gt;        heavon..and as the same heavon to us all.whether Buddhist or&lt;br /&gt;        Catholic or Protistant or Muslim...are far nicer than the pleasures&lt;br /&gt;        of the flesh,''says Tina Small.&lt;br /&gt;        Tina comes from a tiny hamlet in the West Courty,whrere she lives in&lt;br /&gt;        a whitewashed cottage,with a thatched roof.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;        nEW PICTURES OF tINA.PAGE 3.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;        Sex Now Taboo For Buddhist nun Tina.&lt;br /&gt;        FROM FRONT PAGE.BY CHARLES REWREW.&lt;br /&gt;        She's followed the example of Tom and Barbara in the TV series THE&lt;br /&gt;        GOOD LIFE and desided to be self sufficiant.&lt;br /&gt;        She grows her own fruite and vegtables--but unlike the imiginary&lt;br /&gt;        Suburban good life.there is no backyard pig waiting to be the beacon&lt;br /&gt;        for breakfast.''I am a strict vegitarian''said Tina.''My&lt;br /&gt;        religion''means.I MUSTN'T KILL ANYTHING--OVER A FLY OR MESQUETO.''&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; 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Terms of Service.The Subject: WHo is TiNa SmAlL&lt;br /&gt;    At 15:03:51 on 02/04/03, sam3 (sam3_29944@yahoo.com) wrote:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    ok this woman tina small says her breast are big compared to seranna lee, i gots to see that mess to beleive it send me a pic if you have one&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    HOLLA AT YA BOY&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    Replies to this message:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  # Green Jihad (00:42:50 on 02/05/03) &lt;br /&gt;    The Subject: Re: WHo is TiNa SmAlL&lt;br /&gt;    At 00:42:50 on 02/05/03, Green Jihad (SamH@Acterra.org) wrote:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    how about I eat your children and give you the finger instead?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    The Subject: TINA SMALL&lt;br /&gt;    At 02:31:49 on 03/16/03, BUSTY DUSTY (kitten21luk@yahoo.co.uk) wrote:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    GREEN JIHAD-&lt;br /&gt;    BITE ME-YOUR FUCKING WAR AGAINST TINA SMALL,BIG BREAST,WOMEN IN GENERAL MAKES YOU JUST LOOK VERY GAY-&lt;br /&gt;    SO HERE-ED GINE-JOHN WAYNE GAY-SIE-GO EAT YOUR CHILDREN AND HERE A BIG MIDDLE FINGER FROM ALL BIG BREAST LOVING AMERICANS,FAIRY AND ALL OVER THE GLOBE,AND THE GALAXY.&lt;br /&gt;    F ING PSCHO-&lt;br /&gt;    PS,I'M NOT 12,BUT IBET YOU ARE-NO MATTER YOUR REAL AGE.&lt;br /&gt;    AS FOR TINA SMALL-DO A SEARCH,SINCE LINKS PLACED HERE MIGHT CAUSE CONTRIBUTORS TO COMPLAIN,THEN GO AN ANTI-SMOKERS CREATIONIST HUMAN SHEILD POLITICS CRUASAGE KILLING SPREE.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3982520115458626274-1242699515669521814?l=tinasmallfunland.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tinasmallfunland.blogspot.com/feeds/1242699515669521814/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://tinasmallfunland.blogspot.com/2010/10/exclusive-84-whopper-shes-nun.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3982520115458626274/posts/default/1242699515669521814'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3982520115458626274/posts/default/1242699515669521814'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tinasmallfunland.blogspot.com/2010/10/exclusive-84-whopper-shes-nun.html' title='EXCLUSIVE-84&apos;&apos; WHOPPER-SHE&apos;S A NUN'/><author><name>mavericstud8</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11145441979279155528</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3982520115458626274.post-1836691326196888339</id><published>2010-10-03T11:17:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-10-03T11:28:51.102-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Tina Small CD #1</title><content type='html'>Contents TINA SMALL TRIBUTE.ONE UNIQUE GODDESS.&lt;br /&gt;Tina Small CD #1&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tina Small CD #2&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tina Small CD #3&lt;br /&gt; DigitalART - 01724 762130&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Every Inch A Lady - the Tina Small definitive collection is now available on a 3 CD set that runs under Mac and Windows machines.&lt;br /&gt;     The set comprises of four video clips totalling around 38 mins; 28 mins of audio from the Tina Tells All cassette; the Big Girls Don't Cry autobiography in Adobe PDF format and 180 colour and black &amp; white JPEG images from her modelling career.&lt;br /&gt;     The video clips are in Quick Time format digitised at 384 x 288 pixels and QT for Windows is included on CD1.  Adobe Acrobat reader is included.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Please send cheques/money orders for �30 to:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    DigitalART&lt;br /&gt;    4 Darbeck Road&lt;br /&gt;    Scotter&lt;br /&gt;    Gainsborough&lt;br /&gt;    Lincs DN21 3SU&lt;br /&gt;    England&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Go to the Tina Small website&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ContentsTina Small CD ad&lt;br /&gt;... Every Inch A Lady - the Tina Small definitive collection is now available on a 3&lt;br /&gt;CD set that runs under Mac and Windows machines. ... Go to the Tina Small website.  &lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt; Messages  Messages Help&lt;br /&gt;Reply | Forward | View Source | Unwrap Lines  &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;  Message 25 of 25  |  Previous | Next  [ Up Thread ]  Message Index  &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;  Msg #  &lt;br /&gt;From:  "Tony" &lt;stonymm@b...&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Date:  Sun Mar 16, 2003  8:26 am&lt;br /&gt;Subject:  Re: [TINAJANESMALLSHRINE] Tina Small CD ad&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ADVERTISEMENT&lt;br /&gt;Hey Joe I'd love to get the 3 cd set but i'm in th U.S. Does digital Art Have a web site.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Tony&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    ----- Original Message -----&lt;br /&gt;    From: JOE THOMPSON&lt;br /&gt;    To: TINAJANESMALLSHRINE@yahoogroups.com&lt;br /&gt;    Sent: Sunday, March 16, 2003 5:18 AM&lt;br /&gt;    Subject: [TINAJANESMALLSHRINE] Tina Small CD ad&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    Contents&lt;br /&gt;    Tina Small CD #1&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;     &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    Tina Small CD #2&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;     &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    Tina Small CD #3&lt;br /&gt;     DigitalART - 01724 762130&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;     &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    Every Inch A Lady - the Tina Small definitive collection is now available on a 3 CD set that runs under Mac and Windows machines.&lt;br /&gt;         The set comprises of four video clips totalling around 38 mins; 28 mins of audio from the Tina Tells All cassette; the Big Girls Don't Cry autobiography in Adobe PDF format and 180 colour and black &amp; white JPEG images from her modelling career.&lt;br /&gt;         The video clips are in Quick Time format digitised at 384 x 288 pixels and QT for Windows is included on CD1.  Adobe Acrobat reader is included.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    Please send cheques/money orders for �30 to:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;        DigitalART&lt;br /&gt;        4 Darbeck Road&lt;br /&gt;        Scotter&lt;br /&gt;        Gainsborough&lt;br /&gt;        Lincs DN21 3SU&lt;br /&gt;        England&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    Go to the Tina Small website&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    ContentsTina Small CD ad&lt;br /&gt;    ... Every Inch A Lady - the Tina Small definitive collection is now available on a 3&lt;br /&gt;    CD set that runs under Mac and Windows machines. ... Go to the Tina Small website. ...&lt;br /&gt;    hilda.thevalkyrie.com/~randd/1998-10/45tinaad.htm - 3k - Cached - Similar pages&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    Do you Yahoo!?&lt;br /&gt;    Yahoo! Web Hosting - establish your business online&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:&lt;br /&gt;    TINAJANESMALLSHRINE-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.c&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Don't realy know.about anyone knew-Digitals Arts as far as I know isn't around anymore-but I seem to collected most of this Tina Small CD bits and placed what I know is around here,at these various Tina Small group.Diana the Valkyrie has some bits and the one once selling the Tina Small CD-other than Digital Arts seems there,but not working.I have considered making my own Tina Small CD,but being that I do not know who exactly owns the rights to Tina Small-herself,John Xavier or Vision X is unknown,so that might wait.I am not other,than managing some Tina Small sites,not intersted in selling Tina Small.-least without her permission.I respect her too much to become her porn pimp.I put the stuff up as a corticy for fans and to spread the word and the truth-as I see it....&lt;br /&gt;hilda.thevalkyrie.com/~randd/1998-10/45tinaad.htm - 3k - Cached - Similar pages&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3982520115458626274-1836691326196888339?l=tinasmallfunland.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tinasmallfunland.blogspot.com/feeds/1836691326196888339/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://tinasmallfunland.blogspot.com/2010/10/tina-small-cd-1.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3982520115458626274/posts/default/1836691326196888339'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3982520115458626274/posts/default/1836691326196888339'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tinasmallfunland.blogspot.com/2010/10/tina-small-cd-1.html' title='Tina Small CD #1'/><author><name>mavericstud8</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11145441979279155528</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3982520115458626274.post-3733335880509911210</id><published>2010-10-03T11:16:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2010-10-03T11:16:53.274-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Column by Corinne Meadowlark</title><content type='html'>Column by Corinne Meadowlark &lt;br /&gt;Research and Development &lt;br /&gt;edited by Al &lt;br /&gt;Issue 11 of the newsletter &lt;br /&gt;===================================================================== &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;                   *** CORINNE'S COLUMN *** &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hi, again. Thank you to all those who wrote with offers of support &lt;br /&gt;after the last Corinne's Column. Support is the right word. There &lt;br /&gt;were even people telling me where to buy bras. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I owe you all an apology. The Editor tells me 'never apologise, never &lt;br /&gt;explain', but I think I may have accidentally led some of you astray. &lt;br /&gt;You remember my first ever letter to R &amp; D, when I gave my &lt;br /&gt;measurements. At least, I gave my measurements as they were at the &lt;br /&gt;time. Needless to say, they're not the same now, that was weeks ago! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well, I got them wrong, anyway. Not all of them, but I was so busy &lt;br /&gt;doing metric conversions for that European Editor that I got a number &lt;br /&gt;wrong and never noticed. They're just numbers to me, anyway: when you &lt;br /&gt;have to have your bras custom made, the size doesn't matter all that &lt;br /&gt;much! At least, it shows you read my article, because more than one &lt;br /&gt;reader wrote and pointed it out! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So when I said the size of my chest beneath the bust was 36 inches, &lt;br /&gt;what I really meant to say was 32 inches. And for those who are &lt;br /&gt;interested in the 'complete package', that figure of 32 inches is &lt;br /&gt;more or less the same size as my hips! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I only wish my waist was as tiny! Even though I'm always *trying* to &lt;br /&gt;diet, it keeps getting bigger. It's crept back up to 24 inches again. &lt;br /&gt;And for the BE fans amongst you, even the diet isn't enough to stop &lt;br /&gt;*these things* growing. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So what does a girl wear when she measures 75-24-32? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It presents a number of interesting problems, and there are very few &lt;br /&gt;interesting solutions. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;First rule of thumb ... never try and wear a one-piece *anything*. &lt;br /&gt;Anything that you *could* find to make it over your chest is going to &lt;br /&gt;completely swallow the rest of you. So dresses become virtually &lt;br /&gt;impossible to wear. I had to spend over $300 dollars to get my prom &lt;br /&gt;dress in high school - that was when I was way smaller than I am now &lt;br /&gt;- and it wasn't even a very fancy dress. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Swimwear? A dream long since gone by. One-pieces would never fit - &lt;br /&gt;nor do they make them big enough. And two-pieces? First of all, &lt;br /&gt;bikinis reinforce the floozy image, and secondly, they provide very &lt;br /&gt;little support. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And virtually *no-one* custom makes swimsuits. I've looked. My &lt;br /&gt;current trick for beach-going is to find the bikini with the largest &lt;br /&gt;cups I can - usually only a DD - and add extra length to the cords. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Which means I'm spilling out all over the place, but I put a men's &lt;br /&gt;extra-extra-large T-shirt on over that, so I'm not *totally* &lt;br /&gt;embarrassed. Just mostly. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So everything has to be two-piece. Finding things for the lower half &lt;br /&gt;is no problem, but the top often has to be found at places that &lt;br /&gt;specialize in things for women of 'large size' - which most often &lt;br /&gt;means added pounds all over, not in one place like my problem - or &lt;br /&gt;else maternity stores. And maternity fashions are pathetic ... don't &lt;br /&gt;let anyone tell you otherwise. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The only other option is to have things custom made. And when you're &lt;br /&gt;*still* growing, that's not a real option either. Bras cost me about &lt;br /&gt;$75, and a nice blouse is *easily* over $100. One of these days I'll &lt;br /&gt;learn to sew, and maybe cut my costs. But things fit well for only &lt;br /&gt;about three or four weeks, and fit poorly for possibly another two &lt;br /&gt;months, depending on how fast my growth rate is. So it's mostly off &lt;br /&gt;the rack for me, and even that's hard to find. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And a footnote: looking at that article a bit earlier about the Bust &lt;br /&gt;Ratio, somebody asked if anyone knew of a genuine 1.25? How about a &lt;br /&gt;genuine 2.05, anyone? And counting! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[R &amp; D writes: the opinions expressed by Corinne Meadowlark in this &lt;br /&gt;interview are not necessarily entirely her own. She really does &lt;br /&gt;exist, though, and she will do her best to answer questions. Send &lt;br /&gt;them to R &amp; D Hindquarters.] &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Corrine Meawlark Issue 12 of the newsletter &lt;br /&gt;===================================================================== &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;                      *** CORINNE'S COLUMN *** &lt;br /&gt;                            Growing Up &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well, this month, I get to make myself really unpopular. Kind of, &lt;br /&gt;anyhow. The readers have been asking me to go ahead and write about &lt;br /&gt;the early parts of my growth spurt. A real-life BE story? Well, be &lt;br /&gt;careful what you wish for ... you just might get it. But I'm not &lt;br /&gt;going to make it sound like it's all bright skies and butterflies. &lt;br /&gt;It's not. In fact, more often than not, it's a pain. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Okay. Well, to start off with, I was an early bloomer, to be sure. I &lt;br /&gt;was in my first bra at eleven, that was the fifth grade for me. It &lt;br /&gt;sneaks up on you, it really does. You see, if you're not paying &lt;br /&gt;attention to things like that, bras and stuff - and tomboy-types like &lt;br /&gt;I used to be are NOT paying attention - then you don't really notice &lt;br /&gt;till 'things' start becoming a problem. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For me, that was at a B-cup. Without wishing to be rude to all the &lt;br /&gt;smaller-breasted women out there, an A-cup is really not all that &lt;br /&gt;distinguishable from puppy fat. Not that I've ever been heavy and &lt;br /&gt;puppy-fattish, but most eleven year olds are still kind of gangly, &lt;br /&gt;and their bodies are trying to figure out what they want to do. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Okay, we encounter the first problem at this point. No one makes &lt;br /&gt;such things as B-cup bras to fit the back size of a slender eleven &lt;br /&gt;year old. Meaning you get a choice. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Either you get your first introduction to the glamorous world of &lt;br /&gt;custom clothing, or you find yourself getting SQUASHED into a &lt;br /&gt;training bra. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Guess which my mother opted for? Yep, you guessed it. SQUISH! And it &lt;br /&gt;was squish for the better part of a year. Uncomfortable as anything, &lt;br /&gt;but what with tight bras and loose shirts, no one noticed a thing. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then I made it to sixth grade. That's when things started getting &lt;br /&gt;just a little excessive, as my hormones started really deciding to &lt;br /&gt;get me into trouble. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sixth grade is when Physical Education really gets going. So far, I'd &lt;br /&gt;been more or less successfully hiding everything from my mom - and &lt;br /&gt;everyone else - so no one suspected what I had under my shirt. Only &lt;br /&gt;little me! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well, you have to change in PE class! All right, before that picky &lt;br /&gt;Editor says it, you actually have to get changed BEFORE PE class. The &lt;br /&gt;PE teacher could hardly fail to notice the raw tracks in my back and &lt;br /&gt;shoulders from where that training bra was cutting me in half. And &lt;br /&gt;when she told my mom, and SHE made me take it off for inspection ... &lt;br /&gt;well, we found out why the tracks were raw. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For me it was just the first stage in what was to become the Battle &lt;br /&gt;of the Bras. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Corinne Meadowlark hopes to be back next month with the next part of her story. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Corrine Meawlark Column by Corinne Meadowlark &lt;br /&gt;Research and Development &lt;br /&gt;edited by Al &lt;br /&gt;Issue 14 of the newsletter &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;===================================================================== &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;                      *** CORINNE'S COLUMN *** &lt;br /&gt;                         More Growing Pains &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Once again, we're sorry Corinne was working so hard last month that &lt;br /&gt;she couldn't send us the latest episode of her story: the one that &lt;br /&gt;was going to be called 'Growing Pains'. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you recall, we left little Corinne in the Sixth grade, changing &lt;br /&gt;for PE classes, and really getting MUCH too big for her bra ... &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;                      ------------------------ &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well, you guessed it, of course ... the reason I'd been having raw &lt;br /&gt;shoulders and sides was because with a combination of an over-tight &lt;br /&gt;bra and some occasional wrapping, I'd managed to squeeze a C cup - in &lt;br /&gt;fact, nearly a D cup - into that little bra, with almost nothing &lt;br /&gt;showing. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My mother couldn't just ignore that one ... this time she bought me &lt;br /&gt;some new underwear that actually fit. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Not to worry," she said, "you're just an early bloomer!" And for the &lt;br /&gt;next while, it seemed like she was right ... my growth had pretty &lt;br /&gt;much stopped. I was just a rather amply endowed Seventh grader. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Contrary to popular belief, this is not always a bad thing ... yes, &lt;br /&gt;the other girls tease fiercely, but the boys DO pay you a lot of &lt;br /&gt;attention, so you're seldom lonely! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Eighth Grade, on the other hand, was a personal nightmare. When I was &lt;br /&gt;on summer vacation between Seventh and Eighth, my mother decided that &lt;br /&gt;with my looks, it would be a good idea to put me on birth control. &lt;br /&gt;Not like she trusted me or anything. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Boy, was THAT a mistake ...! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;                      ------------------------ &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And no doubt you can guess what's coming next ...! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Corinne is still working very hard, but she hopes to be able to spend &lt;br /&gt;more time with us again soon. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Corrine Meawlark  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; Column by Corinne Meadowlark &lt;br /&gt;Research and Development &lt;br /&gt;edited by Al &lt;br /&gt;Issue 17 of the newsletter &lt;br /&gt;===================================================================== &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;                      *** CORINNE'S COLUMN *** &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She's back. Our real-life giant-breasted correspondent dropped by out &lt;br /&gt;of the wide blue yonder with another teasing morsel - then promptly &lt;br /&gt;disappeared again. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Corinne is working extremely hard, trying to make ends meet. She &lt;br /&gt;should be an example to us all. For those who think Cee is the &lt;br /&gt;invention of a syndicate of acne-ridden uni-geeks who take turns in &lt;br /&gt;writing her life story, we can only offer you this latest message. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For those who would like to write to Corinne, and yearn for the ego &lt;br /&gt;boost which comes from exchanging regular mail with a growing girl - &lt;br /&gt;well past the basketballs stage - we can tell you: it ain't what &lt;br /&gt;Corinne herself would call bright skies and butterflies. Mail from &lt;br /&gt;our Cee transcends mere irregularity. One day, though, she'll find &lt;br /&gt;the time to say more than just 'hello.' She's utterly infuriating and &lt;br /&gt;we love her dearly. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Meanwhile, in 199 words and one sigh, here's Corinne Meadowlark. &lt;br /&gt;Unquestionably the biggest-breasted columnist in the entire world. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    Well, hello again, everyone, from out here in the land of &lt;br /&gt;    electronic limbo. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    For those of you who were wondering if I am still alive, I am ... &lt;br /&gt;    for those of you who think I'm not real, do you seriously think &lt;br /&gt;    Al'd let his star writer take this much time off if she were &lt;br /&gt;    fictional? (Besides ... ask Al or Wren ... they know I'm real) &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[Cee's real, all right, the only difficulty is believing it. Cee is &lt;br /&gt;unbelievable.] &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    For anyone who cares about why I vanished, I moved out here to &lt;br /&gt;    the Pacific Ocean (Hawai'i). I'm out there in the land of Eternal &lt;br /&gt;    Sun, starting to turn a very nice golden brown from tanning. And &lt;br /&gt;    yes, all over, for you lecherous minds out there. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    By the way, if you just happen to be an over-endowed young lady &lt;br /&gt;    reading this, don't come here ... they have NO clothes to fit ... &lt;br /&gt;    Yeesh! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    But, so anyhow, I'm out here in the land of fun and sun, still &lt;br /&gt;    growing , and trying desperately to get back in touch with &lt;br /&gt;    the electronic world. I'm afraid I'm hopelessly off track from &lt;br /&gt;    where I was in my little narrative, so everyone mail-bomb Al with &lt;br /&gt;    what you'd like to hear me ramble about. And fan mail is, as &lt;br /&gt;    always, appreciated, he'll pass it on. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yes, if Cee is going to be there, we'll pass it on. Need we remind &lt;br /&gt;readers, the Editor does have to read such mail before forwarding it, &lt;br /&gt;and he does so at mealtimes. Messages from New Men who are interested &lt;br /&gt;only in 'the woman inside' are even more unsettling to the stomach &lt;br /&gt;than those from one-handed readers. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Corrine Meawlark&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3982520115458626274-3733335880509911210?l=tinasmallfunland.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tinasmallfunland.blogspot.com/feeds/3733335880509911210/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://tinasmallfunland.blogspot.com/2010/10/column-by-corinne-meadowlark.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3982520115458626274/posts/default/3733335880509911210'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3982520115458626274/posts/default/3733335880509911210'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tinasmallfunland.blogspot.com/2010/10/column-by-corinne-meadowlark.html' title='Column by Corinne Meadowlark'/><author><name>mavericstud8</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11145441979279155528</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3982520115458626274.post-8418264832425051776</id><published>2010-10-03T11:08:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-10-03T11:16:29.115-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Tina Small One sexy photo</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_DamR8Uz2MCU/TKjHYl5boCI/AAAAAAAAAF4/bSnqvE1siZQ/s1600/tina0218.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 279px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_DamR8Uz2MCU/TKjHYl5boCI/AAAAAAAAAF4/bSnqvE1siZQ/s400/tina0218.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5523884168273698850" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;art                                                                                                    Could be art work or some sort of photoshop art.                                                                                                          Tina Small One sexy photo 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The only place for moderators, by moderators. Go to Moderator Central.&lt;br /&gt;Best of Y! Groups&lt;br /&gt;     Check them out and nominate your group.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Click here for the latest updates on Groups Message search&lt;br /&gt;Messages&lt;br /&gt;    Messages Help&lt;br /&gt;Message #&lt;br /&gt;Search:&lt;br /&gt;Advanced&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Start Topic&lt;br /&gt;*** HOW BIG IS BIG? ***    Message List  &lt;br /&gt;Reply | Delete   Message #7 of 753 &lt; Prev | Next &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;                     *** HOW BIG IS BIG? ***&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt;From Nevr2Much@aol.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"I've been considering a new bust measurement to satisfy mammophiles. &lt;br /&gt;All too often we've seen woman with F-cup sized breasts that seem &lt;br /&gt;smaller than those of other women with F-cup sized breasts. This is &lt;br /&gt;because of a different BUST RATIO.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Using the same set of measurements normally used for bra sizing, &lt;br /&gt;(and neglecting the 'add 5 inches' method) divide the chest &lt;br /&gt;measurement into the bust measurement. This explains how a 32F can &lt;br /&gt;look larger than a 44G. A 32F would have a bust ratio of 1.1875. A &lt;br /&gt;44G would have a bust ratio of only 1.159. To 'look' the same, the &lt;br /&gt;44G would have to grow to a 44I or 44J!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It's an interesting idea. Sadly, nobody tells us *how* to measure a &lt;br /&gt;bust so big that it doesn't just obligingly sit up there waiting to &lt;br /&gt;be measured.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But to try the system out, let's take an example from the recent &lt;br /&gt;VOLUPTUOUS magazine's Big Bust Challenge between the world-renowned &lt;br /&gt;Danniele Ashe and the incredibly lovely Carrie. Danni is quoted as &lt;br /&gt;32FFF, which would give her an impressive bust ratio of 1.25. Carrie, &lt;br /&gt;a less delicately-boned young lady, is quoted as 36DD, or only 1.139. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Wait a minute! Why, in that case, do Carrie's breasts look at least &lt;br /&gt;20% fuller than Danni's? Surely someone is not having us on? Before &lt;br /&gt;this method can be universally adopted, people are going to have to &lt;br /&gt;use standard, calibrated tape measures.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Bust Ratio will usually be a number between 1.00 and 2.00. A &lt;br /&gt;woman with a completely flat chest will have a ratio of 1.00. A &lt;br /&gt;typical St Cat's girl needing a 26Z bra will be 2.00. Tina Small, for &lt;br /&gt;example, before she became spherical, would have rated something like &lt;br /&gt;2.45! &lt;br /&gt;                    *** CORINNE'S COLUMN ***&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hi, again. Thank you to all those who wrote with offers of support &lt;br /&gt;after the last Corinne's Column. Support is the right word. There &lt;br /&gt;were even people telling me where to buy bras.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I owe you all an apology. The Editor tells me 'never apologise, never &lt;br /&gt;explain', but I think I may have accidentally led some of you astray. &lt;br /&gt;You remember my first ever letter to R &amp; D, when I gave my &lt;br /&gt;measurements. At least, I gave my measurements as they were at the &lt;br /&gt;time. Needless to say, they're not the same now, that was weeks ago!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well, I got them wrong, anyway. Not all of them, but I was so busy &lt;br /&gt;doing metric conversions for that European Editor that I got a number &lt;br /&gt;wrong and never noticed. They're just numbers to me, anyway: when you &lt;br /&gt;have to have your bras custom made, the size doesn't matter all that &lt;br /&gt;much! At least, it shows you read my article, because more than one &lt;br /&gt;reader wrote and pointed it out!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So when I said the size of my chest beneath the bust was 36 inches, &lt;br /&gt;what I really meant to say was 32 inches. And for those who are &lt;br /&gt;interested in the 'complete package', that figure of 32 inches is &lt;br /&gt;more or less the same size as my hips!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I only wish my waist was as tiny! Even though I'm always *trying* to &lt;br /&gt;diet, it keeps getting bigger. It's crept back up to 24 inches again. &lt;br /&gt;And for the BE fans amongst you, even the diet isn't enough to stop &lt;br /&gt;*these things* growing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So what does a girl wear when she measures 75-24-32?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It presents a number of interesting problems, and there are very few &lt;br /&gt;interesting solutions.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;First rule of thumb ... never try and wear a one-piece *anything*. &lt;br /&gt;Anything that you *could* find to make it over your chest is going to &lt;br /&gt;completely swallow the rest of you. So dresses become virtually &lt;br /&gt;impossible to wear. I had to spend over $300 dollars to get my prom &lt;br /&gt;dress in high school - that was when I was way smaller than I am now &lt;br /&gt;- and it wasn't even a very fancy dress.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Swimwear? A dream long since gone by. One-pieces would never fit - &lt;br /&gt;nor do they make them big enough. And two-pieces? First of all, &lt;br /&gt;bikinis reinforce the floozy image, and secondly, they provide very &lt;br /&gt;little support. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And virtually *no-one* custom makes swimsuits. I've looked. My &lt;br /&gt;current trick for beach-going is to find the bikini with the largest &lt;br /&gt;cups I can - usually only a DD - and add extra length to the cords. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Which means I'm spilling out all over the place, but I put a men's &lt;br /&gt;extra-extra-large T-shirt on over that, so I'm not *totally* &lt;br /&gt;embarrassed. Just mostly.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So everything has to be two-piece. Finding things for the lower half &lt;br /&gt;is no problem, but the top often has to be found at places that &lt;br /&gt;specialize in things for women of 'large size' - which most often &lt;br /&gt;means added pounds all over, not in one place like my problem - or &lt;br /&gt;else maternity stores. And maternity fashions are pathetic ... don't &lt;br /&gt;let anyone tell you otherwise.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The only other option is to have things custom made. And when you're &lt;br /&gt;*still* growing, that's not a real option either. Bras cost me about &lt;br /&gt;$75, and a nice blouse is *easily* over $100. One of these days I'll &lt;br /&gt;learn to sew, and maybe cut my costs. But things fit well for only&lt;br /&gt;about three or four weeks, and fit poorly for possibly another two &lt;br /&gt;months, depending on how fast my growth rate is. So it's mostly off &lt;br /&gt;the rack for me, and even that's hard to find.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And a footnote: looking at that article a bit earlier about the Bust &lt;br /&gt;Ratio, somebody asked if anyone knew of a genuine 1.25? How about a &lt;br /&gt;genuine 2.05, anyone? And counting!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[R &amp; D writes: the opinions expressed by Corinne Meadowlark in this &lt;br /&gt;interview are not necessarily entirely her own. She really does &lt;br /&gt;exist, though, and she will do her best to answer questions. Send &lt;br /&gt;them to R &amp; D Hindquarters.]&lt;br /&gt;Another, from S, who cheats a little with his first choice:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1.  MELANIE TIPPS, VICKI LITTLE, TINA SMALL &amp; ZENA FULSOM&lt;br /&gt;Yes, they ALL tie for first here... Reason? They all have the largest &lt;br /&gt;breasts in the world!! I have no limit to the size I like!! I know &lt;br /&gt;there's a LOT of debate as to whether or not they are real, but I &lt;br /&gt;don't really care. As long as they give the illusion - and oh, what &lt;br /&gt;an illusion it is!! - I like them!! If anyone knows someone bigger, &lt;br /&gt;let me know, and I can move this 'FAB-4' down a notch...&lt;br /&gt;[For some reason, he didn't include Maria Biggs, Mandy Mountjoy and &lt;br /&gt;Cindy Fulsom, from the same stable] &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; TINAJANESMALLSHRINE@yahoogroups.com wrote:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:&lt;br /&gt;    TINAJANESMALLSHRINE-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    Tina Small&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    Tina is a bit of a legend. She arrived on the scene in the early eighties, did a little modelling, then vanished for ever leaving behind the major controversy - was she real? So there is only a very limited amount of Tina material, and Tina fans treasure every little bit of it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    Here we present some material from the out-takes of a video, which means you might be seeing this for the first time.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    Some of this material is poor quality, some is very poor. Tina fans told me; put it all up, we want to see it. So, rather than cut out those parts that I felt were substandard, I'm leaving them in.&lt;br /&gt;    Message Board for Ladybumps&lt;br /&gt;    ------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    There is 1 message in this issue.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    Topics in this digest:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    1. New file uploaded to TINAJANESMALLSHRINE&lt;br /&gt;    From: TINAJANESMALLSHRINE&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    ________________________________________________________________________&lt;br /&gt;    ________________________________________________________________________&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    Message: 1&lt;br /&gt;    Date: 22 Feb 2003 16:54:09 -0000&lt;br /&gt;    From: TINAJANESMALLSHRINE&lt;br /&gt;    Subject: New file uploaded to TINAJANESMALLSHRINE&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    Hello,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    This email message is a notification to let you know that&lt;br /&gt;    a file has been uploaded to the Files area of the TINAJANESMALLSHRINE&lt;br /&gt;    group.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    File : /tina046.jpg&lt;br /&gt;    Uploaded by : ulyseasstark&lt;br /&gt;    Description :&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    You can access this file at the URL&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    http://groups.yahoo.com/group/TINAJANESMALLSHRINE/files/tina046.jpg&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    To learn more about file sharing for your group, please visit&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    http://help.yahoo.com/help/us/groups/files&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    Regards,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    ulyseasstark&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    ________________________________________________________________________&lt;br /&gt;    ________________________________________________________________________&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    Your use of Yahoo! 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It is a snapshot of the page as it appeared on Sep 17, 2010 17:53:44 GMT. The current page could have changed in the meantime. Learn more&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Text-only version&lt;br /&gt;These search terms are highlighted: small real These terms only appear in links pointing to this page: tina gigantic  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Morphing in the 23th Dimension &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A giantess and more story&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; Episode I. - our first night in a new world -&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;        My wife Ida and I had been looking for new jobs, and new lives&lt;br /&gt;for 2 years now. I finally got a job not a great one, and we both did&lt;br /&gt;consulting work on the side, I am a physicist, and she is an applied&lt;br /&gt;mathematician and we're too over qualified. So I get a call from the&lt;br /&gt;office. "Jack" she says in her Russian accent, "I found a way to get our&lt;br /&gt;old house back. But I have to explain to you how I did it." "What" I said,&lt;br /&gt;"we just got over our legal and financial problems from the old business.&lt;br /&gt;We can't afford a new house". "Jack you will just have to see the results&lt;br /&gt;of my new work ... on the quantum portal" O.K. I said, not because I am&lt;br /&gt;that gullible, it is just that when my wife says something crazy, it is&lt;br /&gt;actually the truth. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;        So I get home and go to the research center, our garage. But now I&lt;br /&gt;can see something in the portal, and a note nearby. "When the green LED&lt;br /&gt;lights up, sit within 2 meters of the portal, on the metal surface." The&lt;br /&gt;note also read "The old house is a duplicate, but bigger and better than&lt;br /&gt;ever, and your wife can be just unreal, love, see you soon."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;        The light comes on and I sit down by the portal. Then a light&lt;br /&gt;flashes ....... &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;        I get in a beautiful forest. Then a see a note on a 3 meter long&lt;br /&gt;cardboard poster with instructions how to walk in our new house in the&lt;br /&gt;23th dimension. The walk turned out just like I read, a two hour hike,&lt;br /&gt;wonderfully pleasant, but through the front yard? The note said she would&lt;br /&gt;fill the role of my favorite fantasies, and I would have not have to rely&lt;br /&gt;on E.L. but I would be in for the surprise of my life. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;        The trail lead to a cave, and a tunnel but not very long. When I&lt;br /&gt;got through I saw the house. It was big, no it was immense in size, and it&lt;br /&gt;was the old house, one hundred times its normal size. The four steps&lt;br /&gt;leading up were at least 15 meters high (60 ft). Then I remembered the&lt;br /&gt;note. Don't be afraid this is the 23 dimension, and your fantasies are&lt;br /&gt;real but you won't get hurt. Also I saw the earth ramp at a distance. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;        On the top of the ramp I saw another note. "A clue, I made the&lt;br /&gt;ramp with my own two hands, I sure don't need a machine"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;        I approach the door, it is over 200 meters tall and it is closed.&lt;br /&gt;There is a small opening near the door about the size of the doors I am&lt;br /&gt;used to seeing. It looks like another portal with a small light and it is&lt;br /&gt;green.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; I hear an amplified voice in the distance my wife. "Jack you have&lt;br /&gt;arrived, I know it was a long walk so here is a place you can freshen up a&lt;br /&gt;bit, and eat. It will be a good warm-up so you can appreciate the new me."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; I am transformed into an Italian solder, and we are on leave.&lt;br /&gt;Something to eat, women to meet. I have money in my pocket. This reminds&lt;br /&gt;me of a scene in Citta di Donna one of my favorite Fedrico Felleni movies,&lt;br /&gt;except I am living and editing the Felleni magic in my head. I see a very&lt;br /&gt;young tall beautiful girl, a head taller than me. "Where is a good place&lt;br /&gt;for to eat ... ?" "Follow me", and she leads me to an old hotel in a&lt;br /&gt;narrow alley. We go upstairs to a small patio as the sunsets. "After you&lt;br /&gt;eat ask my mama Angela for a room. The food was great and not too&lt;br /&gt;expensive, one of the joys of Italy. The young girl comes back after I ate&lt;br /&gt;the dinner, I was famished. I said "You are a very nice and beautiful&lt;br /&gt;young girl. Thanks for helping a solder in this terrible time for Italy.&lt;br /&gt;Please get your mama Angela so I can have a place to stay tonight?" "You&lt;br /&gt;are kind man, Jacobi", seeing the name on my uniform. "I see you like me&lt;br /&gt;because I am tall, no? We are a big family of women here, now I get my&lt;br /&gt;mama I think you will like her very much." Through the big door way, in&lt;br /&gt;walks a very beautiful women in her thirties Angela. She is over a head&lt;br /&gt;taller than her daughter, and my eyes widen in excitement. "Hello Jacobi,&lt;br /&gt;my daughter says you are a nice man." We talk for a while but since I am a&lt;br /&gt;male I cannot help but to stare at her size, 1 and 1/2 meters taller than&lt;br /&gt;me (20 inches). She is so shapely, huge thighs, enormous rear end.  And&lt;br /&gt;her breasts, in a low cut dress in a massive bra, extend down past her&lt;br /&gt;waist. Her cleavage is a meter wide. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; We walk to an empty office. She pushes her bosom through the tall&lt;br /&gt;door that just clears her head. When she climbs the steps she holds her&lt;br /&gt;giant breasts in their bra so they don't heave out. She turns in the room&lt;br /&gt;brushing me aside with her enormous top. She pulls the guest book and pen&lt;br /&gt;out of her huge bosom. She sits in a big sofa. My name and I.D. number&lt;br /&gt;home town Verona is written in the book as it rests on her enormous&lt;br /&gt;breasts. Then she takes my money for the room. "I am busy with a customer,&lt;br /&gt;but if you want my sister will meet you in my room." She puts the book and&lt;br /&gt;some more money from me in her gigantic cleavage. I didn't even ask for a&lt;br /&gt;lower price. Don't worry cute solder boy we will give you a nice night.&lt;br /&gt;She takes me to a small pleasant room with a small bath and gives me the&lt;br /&gt;keys. Her daughter had lit up the heat for some hot water. As she leaves&lt;br /&gt;she says I will see you soon, and she reminded my of Ida my wife. I&lt;br /&gt;thought I was seeing things but her impossibly big breasts seemed to&lt;br /&gt;swell, and I saw the huge nipples under her bra pop up. "We meet again&lt;br /&gt;soon, no?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; I'm in the bath and just as I am getting out, her sister walks in,&lt;br /&gt;ducking her head the big old fashioned door. "Oh you are still in the bath&lt;br /&gt;do I have to go? " "No" I stare, She is taller than her sister, her&lt;br /&gt;breasts are huge but not impossibly so. She still had breasts wider than&lt;br /&gt;her torso down to her waist. Her legs are huge and take up over half her&lt;br /&gt;body in height. Her thighs are enormous and bare since a regular skirt is&lt;br /&gt;a mini-skirt on her. There is something about her that is very familiar&lt;br /&gt;and like her other towering sisters I have the feeling of their&lt;br /&gt;confidence, ability, and strength, but they are sweet and playful like my&lt;br /&gt;wife. She has stylish high heels on her enormous feet, and she drops a&lt;br /&gt;little wine. I to clean off the red wine since it can stain her white&lt;br /&gt;shoes quickly. I look up at her backside. It is magnificent huge, jutting&lt;br /&gt;out where it could protect a small man from the rain. I get up, and her&lt;br /&gt;thighs come up to my chest, as wide as my young slim torso, with firm&lt;br /&gt;flesh. Her pelvis is impossibly wide, and her torso is up on a waist like&lt;br /&gt;a pyramid like a Goddess. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;        "You love us very much Jacobi! Some think we are grotesque but you&lt;br /&gt;dream of women like us and we want men like you to admire us, to give us&lt;br /&gt;your attention. I only have a little time for you now, but we will give&lt;br /&gt;you love and you will experience the most unbelievable in your new home.&lt;br /&gt;In the 23th dimension we can change the shape of our bodies, and yours,&lt;br /&gt;and we need a special kind of man would finds delight in us to make it&lt;br /&gt;feel wonderful." As we stand it seems that her legs swell and get longer,&lt;br /&gt;her crotch has risen a little higher. "We have a few minutes now, lets go&lt;br /&gt;to my room for some wine." She exits the room with difficulty, and I&lt;br /&gt;follow her to a hall with a high ceiling, which opens up to a big area,&lt;br /&gt;like a banquet hall in a places without the table. "I am transfixed by the&lt;br /&gt;sway and jiggle of the enormous backside, now it is over my head. Her&lt;br /&gt;upper torso stays the same size as when I first saw her. I am practically&lt;br /&gt;running to keep up with the giant legs, her enormous shoes which are&lt;br /&gt;expanding pound the floor in a loud sound. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;         "You see Jacobi, sometimes a little red wine makes my legs swell&lt;br /&gt;up" She drinks another glass and laughs "and I feel invincible when they&lt;br /&gt;get really big. Do a favor and get on the chair, and help me take off the&lt;br /&gt;girdle, it does not expand so well". I get on the chair and I can barely&lt;br /&gt;reach the clips. I pull off the panties which are very tight. "Yes Jacobi&lt;br /&gt;a little tease, her legs grow so I can't reach her shirt which can't cover&lt;br /&gt;her pussy and now gigantic behind. I hug her thigh which expands, now I&lt;br /&gt;can't reach around it. She laughs her torso atop a pyramid waist to giant&lt;br /&gt;legs over 3 meters long (9.5 feet)."You can't believe but you like it,&lt;br /&gt;they can get so big I can shallow a man whole in my cunt. She walks around&lt;br /&gt;me and the floor shakes with the pounding of giant feet "Its my&lt;br /&gt;specialty, and you remember Andrea, she can grow her breasts so they fill&lt;br /&gt;up this big room, and that's just the start." What if we invade your old&lt;br /&gt;world, I would like to go to that crystal cathedral and give them a&lt;br /&gt;surprise! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; "Now follow me!" she walks slowly so I can follow her, staring at&lt;br /&gt;the 4 meter legs ( 13 feet long ) and she disappears in a wall just when I&lt;br /&gt;though my crotch would blow up.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; Now I am sitting a chair and I see Ida, with a body like Andrea.&lt;br /&gt;She only has a white sheet on and they are silk like parachutes. The room&lt;br /&gt;is dark and she looks close and very tall. "oh Jack don't you like our new&lt;br /&gt;home" "I can't complain! How did you do it? "Jack I will tell you&lt;br /&gt;everything ... tomorrow." Her voice drops in pitch and goes up in volume&lt;br /&gt;like a ship's horn. "Jack I am very big and I adore you" She steps&lt;br /&gt;forward. She is immense and my heart races with excitement. A leg moves&lt;br /&gt;out a foot falls like an explosion, Giant breasts reaching down past her&lt;br /&gt;pelvis, heave and jiggle.  She is 200 meters high (660 feet) and she can't&lt;br /&gt;reach her nipples. Firm enormous thighs tremble. Step by titanic step. Now&lt;br /&gt;her enormous body towers over me, I see great nipples over 7 meters (22&lt;br /&gt;feet long). I can't see the top of her BIG toe. Now come to bed with a&lt;br /&gt;titanic wife, and I am deafened by her laugh. "Don't worry I practiced&lt;br /&gt;this move." She crotches down over me" I see a moist cunt with&lt;br /&gt;overpowering aroma, she could stuff Donald Trumps's yacht in there. She&lt;br /&gt;squats over me with her knees on the ground, and her gigantic breasts rest&lt;br /&gt;on the ground over her beautiful stupendous thighs. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;          A titanic hand picks me up with fingers like a huge tree trunks.&lt;br /&gt;She puts me just inside her pussy lips, inside her forest of a bush. "Hang&lt;br /&gt;on," My wife the colossus walks to a giant bed. "not quite yet your turn&lt;br /&gt;to change. I now grow until I am twice the size of her pussy lips. I feel&lt;br /&gt;my crotch beginning to explode, but instead it grows enormously. It is&lt;br /&gt;half my height, my height, it is twice my height, bigger so it dwarfs me&lt;br /&gt;in size and can satisfy a 200 meter tall lover. Then a deafening laugh.&lt;br /&gt;Her pussy pushes me out. My giant balls rest on the bed, my penis is three&lt;br /&gt;times my height. A giant hand picks me up. "See my little dear you can&lt;br /&gt;always be big enough for me if you try" She admires me, practically only a&lt;br /&gt;penis. "Hey my little dildo, one more until the rocket takes off. She&lt;br /&gt;holds me against a giant breast that billows out over her thighs on the&lt;br /&gt;bed" I can fill the room like Angela. Her breasts grow, grow. They cover&lt;br /&gt;the bed and spill over the sides. "come to me Jack, as she smacks her&lt;br /&gt;giant lips" Now that I am up hill I manage to slide my giant penis and&lt;br /&gt;balls along. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;        Just before the explosion she reaches and grabs my giant penis in&lt;br /&gt;her giant hand, and puts the giant penis in her mouth. Her lips up me&lt;br /&gt;inside close to the base of my penis. Her giant eyes stare at tiny me with&lt;br /&gt;a giant penis in her enormous mouth. It starts to gush out, like a&lt;br /&gt;firehose. "Immm" a deafening roar from her giant throat. She pulls me out,&lt;br /&gt;holding the end of my giant penis with her finger tips. "all penis and&lt;br /&gt;balls when you are horny" she thunders. Then in I go back in her cunt. It&lt;br /&gt;gushes out in a flood. Then I shrink down to the size of her finger nail&lt;br /&gt;again.  "Are you comfortable in there in my pussy flaps dear? My adorable&lt;br /&gt;little man spend our first night her in my pussy it is so romantic for a&lt;br /&gt;titaness like me. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;to be continued.......&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;        From Reuv  2nd Morph story   A Breast Enlargement story for sure     &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;        (In the first morph story Ida my brilliant applied mathematican, &lt;br /&gt;        has made a new world for us where she can be anything she wants -&lt;br /&gt;        in the 23rd dimension where she can will virtual reality that &lt;br /&gt;        we can only dream about now)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    My wife and I were approaching some vacation time in our work but &lt;br /&gt; of course no money to really travel. She has always known that I am into&lt;br /&gt; giant breasts as well as giant women. She has always concluded that I&lt;br /&gt; had never really grown up mentally from being a teenager. Then one day&lt;br /&gt; looking in storage, she finds my secret cache of big boob magazine&lt;br /&gt; classics. "I am almost six feet tall with a 44 inch bust, and he still&lt;br /&gt; wants bigger tits" she says to herself. "I wonder if these huge breasted&lt;br /&gt; women are for real, I ought to smother him with giant breasts like theirs". &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    On the last afternoon I get a message. "It's all ready, come through&lt;br /&gt; the portal and see how I will become irresistible"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    I get home and I go to the portal entrance and sit still. The light&lt;br /&gt; turns green... I am sitting in a limousine. We are headed to an auction&lt;br /&gt; in London. She puts a note in my lap and smiles. By the way I am at my&lt;br /&gt; new minimum height 6'9", of course, all women here have the same average&lt;br /&gt; height as men, or more. We get out at Sotherby's on the West end near&lt;br /&gt; the Thames a very nice place. The auction starts with a fashion show.&lt;br /&gt; The girls range from 6'3" to my wife's height. It's just great! The&lt;br /&gt; auction was interesting but went on a long time. Finally at the end, an&lt;br /&gt; ancient fertility goddess statue about one foot tall. She has enormous&lt;br /&gt; breasts down past her waist. The men try not to stare and the women&lt;br /&gt; smile. This statue seems to capture people imagination. The bidding&lt;br /&gt; went high. Then my wife finally wins out after a long bidding round.&lt;br /&gt; The signal is when my wife stands up in high heels over 7 feet tall,&lt;br /&gt; and with a 50 inch bust she is hard to overlook.&lt;br /&gt;   &lt;br /&gt;    We travel through the countryside to a beautiful country house.&lt;br /&gt; When we arrive we see some guests arrive in a limo driven by women. Out&lt;br /&gt; walk out three women. They have enormous breasts and are carrying the&lt;br /&gt; statue. Then Ida says, "you have seen these girls in those big boob&lt;br /&gt; magazines you had before you met me." Now for real Ann Marie, Tina&lt;br /&gt; Small, and Zena Fulsome. I wanted to experience the power they have&lt;br /&gt; over men, and they wanted to share in a world where they could enjoy &lt;br /&gt; themselves without problems. All these 4 huge breasted girls look young&lt;br /&gt; and they were tall averaging 6' tall, a good deal taller than&lt;br /&gt; their regular heights, and their 80 inch plus busts were stunning.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    All three of the vastly endowed women were all in good spirits. They&lt;br /&gt; brought in the statue, walking as if unaware of their enormous bouncing&lt;br /&gt; breasts. Zena held the statue which looked so small pressed to up to&lt;br /&gt; the bottom of a seemly watermelon sized breast. She could practically&lt;br /&gt; place it in her cleavage now she was 15% taller and larger than before.&lt;br /&gt; They all came in greeting Ida and kissing her like an old friends. They&lt;br /&gt; are up to something interesting. I say hello to the huge-breasted three&lt;br /&gt; some. The greet me and ask if I am ready for the fantasy I am going to&lt;br /&gt; have with Ida. "I hope so" I said. The girls tell me to sit down and&lt;br /&gt; they walk to me. Zena bends over to hand me the statue, almost putting&lt;br /&gt; her giant bosom in my face in the process. Ann Marie tells me the story&lt;br /&gt; about the auction, while my wife puts her hand, now bigger than mine, &lt;br /&gt; on my shoulder. "Very good let me tell you about the statue we rescued&lt;br /&gt; at the auction. All of us had dreams of this statue when we were very&lt;br /&gt; young so when we all first grew to have our bust size the same or&lt;br /&gt; larger than our height without being fat we knew we were among the&lt;br /&gt; chosen women. But this was only a vague feeling at first, and the&lt;br /&gt; feeling got stronger when we got to know each other. On the very day&lt;br /&gt; the statue was discovered and was finally touched by a woman&lt;br /&gt; archeologist, we all independently dreamed of being goddess queens in&lt;br /&gt; very ancient times. We were born far too late and we never got the lives&lt;br /&gt; we wanted because of our bust size. But we would never give up our huge&lt;br /&gt; breasts. Now we got a whole new getaway world and we are planning to&lt;br /&gt; live up to our destiny." Then Tina spoke, I was that women archeologist,&lt;br /&gt; and you are guests at this house in our family estate. I brought the&lt;br /&gt; statue home and my breasts grew gigantic, after I had some strange&lt;br /&gt; dreams. I thought it was terrible at first, until I realized and my &lt;br /&gt; enormous breasts were caused by the statute. "I caused a near riot in &lt;br /&gt; town when just decided to go looking at the shops. When I saw a few&lt;br /&gt; rowdies I thought I made a big mistake when they started to bother me,&lt;br /&gt; but then I found they nearly melted at my words and went away like &lt;br /&gt; little boys just at my request. Later they asked for my forgiveness like&lt;br /&gt; I was their bloody queen. They behaved like servants in my dream where I &lt;br /&gt; an part of a royal court in ancient Babylonia, where we have breasts &lt;br /&gt; bigger than ourselves, and we are worshipped as goddesses." Now you &lt;br /&gt; little mama's boy your wife is going to be part of this .. through this &lt;br /&gt; statute. See the breasts of the statue have grown. "Yes they are past her &lt;br /&gt; knees" I said struggling to look Tina Small in the eyes and not at the &lt;br /&gt; great expanse of cleavage and flesh. She laughs, and suddenly hugs me. &lt;br /&gt; She really had to stretch to reach around me and her pillow sized bosom.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    We all go out to eat at an exclusive restaurant where we have reserved&lt;br /&gt; a small banquet room. My wife has an incredible appetite. Our very big &lt;br /&gt; breasted hosts are treating us. It was true about all those stories &lt;br /&gt; about Tina Small whose breasts always got in the in the way, Tina and &lt;br /&gt; the others had their dinnerware set away from the table edge, far enough&lt;br /&gt; to clear their big balloon tops which rested on the table's edge. My&lt;br /&gt; wife chatted right along with them with no jealousy at all. Ida of course&lt;br /&gt; was well proportioned, and at her new height, 15% above her normally tall&lt;br /&gt; 5'10 1/2" was a real turn on, she was so huge all over. Ida had an&lt;br /&gt; endless appetite, and when she said she wanted to try another entree&lt;br /&gt; normally shy Tina spoke right up and said "Certainly love, it is&lt;br /&gt; splendid food for the chest" As the evening wore on Ida and the other&lt;br /&gt; girls breasts seemed to be swelling. Ida's dress top looked tight&lt;br /&gt; and her tits seemed to be swelling out some more. Zena said "I think we&lt;br /&gt; should go back to the mansion and let you see what a proper dinner can&lt;br /&gt; do for your wife". &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    On the way home Ida asked Zena about clothes. She was the most&lt;br /&gt; energetic of the group, even thought she had the largest breasts,&lt;br /&gt; possessing a colossal 96 inch bust she bounced around constantly. She&lt;br /&gt; added that she was much better off here and she didn't have any back&lt;br /&gt; pain. "I think a girl could be as big as she wants here, naturally".&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;    We got home and after all that food Ida did not want to sleep right&lt;br /&gt; away, she even snacked, quite a lot. She changed to her negligee and&lt;br /&gt; robe. Her 6'9" body seemed so wonderfully big, and the familiar curves  &lt;br /&gt; looked huge. Her stomach did not look full, as one would expect. Her&lt;br /&gt; breasts had clearly grown. "See getting fat can be good if you put in&lt;br /&gt; the right places, honey". That night she ate 11 pounds of food and it &lt;br /&gt; all magically went to her chest. Finally we went to sleep, she was on &lt;br /&gt; her back with her swollen breasts spilling off the sides of beautiful&lt;br /&gt; amazon upper body. Then throughout the night she got up to get more&lt;br /&gt; from the fridge. the second time I went with her to she her gulp down&lt;br /&gt; Jack Lalaine's bodybuilding milkshake, there was a second refrigerator &lt;br /&gt; in the kitchen filled with the stuff. I had also noticed she had&lt;br /&gt; exercised before she took her shower. Her body seemed absolutely radiant,&lt;br /&gt; and it turned me on so much. We made love, where due to her greater size,&lt;br /&gt; she took the lead and moved me around since at 6'2" (188cm), I was the &lt;br /&gt; lesser in size. One thing didn't change and that is we started with &lt;br /&gt; her on top. When she sat up and pulled my head up to her chest, she told&lt;br /&gt; me she had 8 pound breasts, "one gallon size - everything starts&lt;br /&gt; with one right?" That night she drank 4 quarts, one gallon, of milkshake.&lt;br /&gt; I got up first to shower. The bathroom was as big as our kitchen back &lt;br /&gt; in 3-D California. As I got out she walked up to me to dry my hair, she&lt;br /&gt; dressed only in her panties. The big breasts jiggled and shook, "Aren't&lt;br /&gt; they lovely Jack, and I can feel they are heavy but I feel so strong &lt;br /&gt; that I don't even notice their weight" She hugged me, pushing my face&lt;br /&gt; into her soft mammary chest. "Now lets go eat and watch me grow!" &lt;br /&gt; She ate and ate and ate, and she got up and walked close to me. She&lt;br /&gt; was only in her panties, and she put her hand on her very full &lt;br /&gt; stomach, telling me to watch. Next she had me hang a tape measure&lt;br /&gt; against her breast. In a few minutes her stomach shrunk down to a &lt;br /&gt; trim, flat size. Her big tits visibly grew, and I practically burst&lt;br /&gt; in my pants in response. "Isn't this handy, all my eating binges &lt;br /&gt; go to my tits, and its full to see them grow. Better than gardening&lt;br /&gt; do you think?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    In the next 2 days she had eaten enough food to make her breasts &lt;br /&gt; weight 22 pounds each. She had to back off the rate of eating to do&lt;br /&gt; her exercises. She was more powerful than even her great statue &lt;br /&gt; suggested, and could now match or outlift any man on the weight machine.&lt;br /&gt; She had firm even swimmers type muscles, which accented her feminine&lt;br /&gt; looks, and all so tall with big full firm breasts that hung down past&lt;br /&gt; her elbows, to past her navel. Her bust were wider than her torso,&lt;br /&gt; you could see some of her breasts when she were in any position.&lt;br /&gt; After the exercises Ida announced. "This afternoon we are going to get&lt;br /&gt; some sun, a sunny day in England. Strawberries and cream in the garden&lt;br /&gt; courtyard." After that Ann, Zena and Tina will be visiting, for a secret &lt;br /&gt; get together and I want you to get out and to go out and look around&lt;br /&gt; town for a while, for two days. I know you will be dying to see me when&lt;br /&gt; I start getting really big!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    So I carried the picnic supplies and watched my 6'9" wife with 22&lt;br /&gt; pound breasts walk uninhibited in her new birthday suit. I was in a trance&lt;br /&gt; watching her walk. Her endlessly long legs taking her great strides, her&lt;br /&gt; wider than life shapely hips and thighs, and big big buttocks moving&lt;br /&gt; hypnotically. And those huge breasts. They jiggled and shook with each&lt;br /&gt; step, yet she seemed unaware of their vast size. She had a Frisbee, she&lt;br /&gt; could almost hide under her tit. We played for about 20 minutes and I&lt;br /&gt; uncontrollable, watched her run and jump with her huge breasts moving&lt;br /&gt; all over the place. I could her them slap against her bodies. She said&lt;br /&gt; "What a nice workout for my tits, they feel so good that they tingle"&lt;br /&gt; As we ate the last of the strawberries, I offered Ida a bowl with the&lt;br /&gt; remaining cream to lick. She put the bowl in her lap and filled it with&lt;br /&gt; a big right tit. She picked up her breast and licked herself clean. She&lt;br /&gt; put her other breast in the bowl to catch the remaining cream. "Here&lt;br /&gt; dear, lick the other one clean, there is plenty more where it comes from"&lt;br /&gt; I see the cream on the end of her tit with a near inch sized erect nipple&lt;br /&gt; After that incredible tease she looks at my crotch and said "That really&lt;br /&gt; excites you, and there is nothing at all usual me." "You men are really&lt;br /&gt; weird adorning big mammary glands, What are you going to do when I am &lt;br /&gt; big breasted?" she said throwing her arms out and causing her chest to&lt;br /&gt; heave out. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; It was hard to leave Ida she was so ... so big you know. But I&lt;br /&gt; wanted to look a little at Ida's alter world, and have some anticipation&lt;br /&gt; in me build up. The weather was uncommonly good so I decided to go to the&lt;br /&gt; seashore while it lasted and spend the second day in London. The British&lt;br /&gt; get out to the sun faster than any other peoples. It was exciting seeing&lt;br /&gt; all the women as tall as men, in this alter world. When we hired&lt;br /&gt; (rented in the U.S.) some bicycles for a little touring all the bikes&lt;br /&gt; were about the same size. On the boardwalks and paths many girls were&lt;br /&gt; rollerblading, and a few of them on the roller blades were over 7' tall.&lt;br /&gt; Volleyball was more interesting since there was no real men-women height&lt;br /&gt; difference. At night I went out to her some music, and deciding to spare&lt;br /&gt; my ears from super high volume, just pleasantly loud we found a ragga&lt;br /&gt; band playing in a small club. A woman came into the back, a regular,&lt;br /&gt; and quite popular since she was the bartender. She was a tall women&lt;br /&gt; close to my wife's height. She had enormous breasts, if they were much&lt;br /&gt; bigger she wouldn't be able to reach around her bosom in her bartendering&lt;br /&gt; work. Her enormous top was low cut, revealing her vast mulatto cleavage.&lt;br /&gt; I took a seat at the bar and ordered a pint like everyone else. She drew&lt;br /&gt; us our pints carefully reaching around her huge tits and brought them to&lt;br /&gt; us. She walked slowly with her arms at the side of breasts in a red&lt;br /&gt; dress that stuck way out from her curvy body. Her bust in a colossal bra&lt;br /&gt; bulged down to the top of her waist. I was admiring her but I could&lt;br /&gt; only think how big Ida could be now.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; The next day I saw an exhibition at the British museum about&lt;br /&gt; ancient fertility goddesses. I saw a small note about a lecture in a&lt;br /&gt; small hall of the museum grounds. So being a real super hombre nerd,&lt;br /&gt; I went to it. It was interesting and I saw a lot of super huge breasted&lt;br /&gt; goddess statues. Somehow I started talking to the lecturer and we went&lt;br /&gt; out for a pint. Then after a friendly conversation where he seemed to be&lt;br /&gt; holding back a secret, he decided to introduce himself, Herbert Small&lt;br /&gt; Tina's husband. He apologized but I accepted his explanation about that&lt;br /&gt; he could not think of a better way to gauge me accurately. I asked him if&lt;br /&gt; the people who made those figurines simply exaggerated the figures or&lt;br /&gt; had real models. He said they had real models, and in very ancient &lt;br /&gt; times women who looked like them were spread throughout the ancient &lt;br /&gt; world. Then he showed me a plaster cast of such a women caught in a &lt;br /&gt; violent volcanic eruption, long before Pompeii. He had a difficult&lt;br /&gt; time getting the cast since it used a tremendous amount of plaster to&lt;br /&gt; fill the cavity in the volcanic ash, that was occupied by this ancient&lt;br /&gt; woman's body. "I thought it was three people, large people, but I&lt;br /&gt; found it was one woman" I estimate her body weight at 12 stone, like we&lt;br /&gt; still say here or 168lb. But her breast weight was astounding. I estimate&lt;br /&gt; each breast weighted 13 stone, that's 182lb. She doesn't seem to be&lt;br /&gt; an invalid like you would think with a 364lb bosom. She was a goddess&lt;br /&gt; queen, I suppose she had her royal porters" he said with a smile on&lt;br /&gt; his face. I said I wasn't prepared to believe it but the evidence&lt;br /&gt; was fascinating. "Well now that Tina and your wife Ida are friends we&lt;br /&gt; may be having a new career as ... royal dairy porters." he answered.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    I took the train to the town near the estate and hired a cab. I was&lt;br /&gt; breathless in anticipation. I rang the door, and heard "Is that you &lt;br /&gt; dear? I coming to the door." I heard her feet thumping a little &lt;br /&gt; heavily to the door. The door opened and Ida stepped into view. She was&lt;br /&gt; dressed in silk, with breasts that had more than doubled in size. My&lt;br /&gt; eyes popped at the sight of heaving 55 pound breasts. "You like my&lt;br /&gt; famous ones" They are at the same weight now as the known record. But&lt;br /&gt; that lady was smaller than me, and I can get to the proportional&lt;br /&gt; equivalent quicker now. Lets see I estimate my body size aside from the&lt;br /&gt; tits is about half of mine", she said and with a smile turned to walk&lt;br /&gt; out of the parlor room to the exercise room near the dining room. I saw&lt;br /&gt; her big strong legs and thighs flex a little to counter the shift in&lt;br /&gt; weight from her 55 pound breasts swinging out to the right with an&lt;br /&gt; audible flop in her loose fitting expansive silk top. Her breasts swayed&lt;br /&gt; with her walk, they reached down to the tops of her thighs. "I want&lt;br /&gt; to show you a new way I can enlarge my tits, after you get change and&lt;br /&gt; get comfortable." After I had changed we went to the tanning room. She&lt;br /&gt; put a big pitcher of cocoa butter for tanning into my hands. First I&lt;br /&gt; covered her glorious huge body, without touching her breasts. Then I&lt;br /&gt; started to apply the butter to her breasts. I noticed the stuff seemed&lt;br /&gt; to disappear into her breast flesh. She told me to get all the other&lt;br /&gt; pitchers of the cocoa butter. After a long while her breasts stopped&lt;br /&gt; absorbing the cocoa butter immediately. She laid down and undid her top&lt;br /&gt; and I picked up and exposed the bottom of her watermelon sized breasts.&lt;br /&gt; When I was through she had picked up another 10 pounds in her tits. "Wow&lt;br /&gt; this feels so great!" she said "I ought to get a tanker of this stuff&lt;br /&gt; and drink it all up in my giant tits, its such a rush!" For a breast&lt;br /&gt; lover it was paradise. She lifted herself up in a mighty flop as her&lt;br /&gt; tits fell to cover her lap. She stood up without any visible problem,&lt;br /&gt; towering over me, and took me by the hand to the shower. She washed&lt;br /&gt; herself except for the breasts, and teased me for my troubles in lifting&lt;br /&gt; her 60 pound oil covered tits so I could wash them. Then we had a late&lt;br /&gt; night dinner, and saw a video, where she drank her Jack Lalaine body-&lt;br /&gt; building milkshake, which was rerouted to her bust. Next morning I got&lt;br /&gt; up from underneath one her tits to make her breakfast. Then she got up&lt;br /&gt; later, more exercises, more food, and another cocoa butter rush session.&lt;br /&gt; That evening in the Jacuzzi, we weight her tits by water displacement,&lt;br /&gt; close to 100 pounds each, with nipples 2 inches long and over an inch&lt;br /&gt; wide. Her aureole were as big as tea saucers. "Aren't they marvelous,&lt;br /&gt; they feel so great, I am one half body weight in breasts now." She has&lt;br /&gt; me get a camera at do a new famous ones photo, without a mask. Her&lt;br /&gt; breasts come half-way down her legs. She sits her big body in the large&lt;br /&gt; chair and she holds her breasts together, covering her entire lap. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    That night we watched some TV in the sofa. To move close I had to&lt;br /&gt; lift up a huge tit, and get underneath it. She told me we had two more&lt;br /&gt; days together alone, and them the girls would be back for the surprise&lt;br /&gt; adventure. At night in bed she was so huge breasted that she threw off&lt;br /&gt; the blankets turning over. Then at five her tits were hurting her and &lt;br /&gt; I had to milk her. "oh a little excess, I'll have to stop drinking the&lt;br /&gt; milkshake for a few hours" She yielded a half gallon (2 liters). But it&lt;br /&gt; didn't slow her down. As her breasts grew and grew and grew she learned&lt;br /&gt; to heave and sway her breasts to walk. I got everything for her that&lt;br /&gt; night and from time to time rearrange the blankets to cover her and her&lt;br /&gt; breasts, which covered half the bed. In the morning she wakes me up by&lt;br /&gt; rolling over and covering with a giant breast. "lets see how big I am",&lt;br /&gt; and her 150 pound breasts neared her knees when she incredibly stood&lt;br /&gt; and walked.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    Another day with my giant-breasted sweetheart. I rearranged furniture&lt;br /&gt; so when she would sit on the sofa, she could rest her breasts in some&lt;br /&gt; cushioned chairs. I had to move tables to the kitchen where she was&lt;br /&gt; still determined to cook, and get her everything since the size of her&lt;br /&gt; enormous tits prevented her from reaching things easily. Then another&lt;br /&gt; cocoa butter session that afternoon, and I pour endless amounts of it &lt;br /&gt; on her science fiction hungry breasts. At the end of the day 35 more&lt;br /&gt; pounds of food and milkshake, 75 pounds of cocoa butter. I milk her, &lt;br /&gt; from nipples 2 1/2 inches long 1 1/2 inches wide, and she yield more&lt;br /&gt; than a gallon of milk. Her breasts are 200 pound each now, hanging&lt;br /&gt; down to her knees as she stands. "Honey I am mostly breasts, they are&lt;br /&gt; so stupendous" "I think I have caught up to Tina. Tonight Tina and her&lt;br /&gt; husband Herbert will be here, and tomorrow will be the grand finale"&lt;br /&gt; I find her new silk clothes. Her rear grew some as well, her big&lt;br /&gt; globe buttocks stick out six inches in the rear, but she says panties&lt;br /&gt; won't fit and aren't necessary. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    That evening a van pulls up. A woman backs out of the van, helped&lt;br /&gt; by a small man. The she slowly turns and walks, with colossal breasts&lt;br /&gt; down past her knees. It is colossal Tina, smiling at the sight of&lt;br /&gt; Ida's equally gigantic bust. She stops at the steps, realizing they get&lt;br /&gt; in the way of her breasts is she goes up. Ida tells me to get the red&lt;br /&gt; carpet, and tells Tina how beautiful her enormous breasts are. As Tina's&lt;br /&gt; giant breasts triumphantly shake their way up the steps, she replies,&lt;br /&gt; "Ida you are a lovely pair of colossal breasts yourself." &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    After a few hours, Ida and Tina are ready. "Now lets go to the other&lt;br /&gt; part of the house. We go to a hall, which leads to a huge hallway, where&lt;br /&gt; we see a strange silver carpet at the end. "Take off over clothes boys, &lt;br /&gt; we can't reach around ourselves" We leap to the task. "Now lets go to&lt;br /&gt; the side room here." Ida and Tina slowly walk in, with her ponderous &lt;br /&gt; colossal breasts swaying with each step. A heavenly aroma fills the air.&lt;br /&gt; there are four elliptic shaped pools with oil on raised platform, with&lt;br /&gt; a large ramp leading up to the pools. Tina and Ida advance to&lt;br /&gt; the pools as if lead by their giant tits. They groan with delight as&lt;br /&gt; their tits enter the pools. Then slowly but visibly their breasts grow&lt;br /&gt; and start emptying the pools of the magic oil. Ida and Tina look at us&lt;br /&gt; and we take off our clothes. We get under our wives. I feel Ida's heavy&lt;br /&gt; weight and her soft huge rear end, as her pussy swallows up my cock. My&lt;br /&gt; head is under her breasts looking up at her still trim belly. I can she&lt;br /&gt; her tits get bigger and bigger, and hear oil pour in the pool. We were&lt;br /&gt; both down their for two hours. Finally after the last organism. I wiggle&lt;br /&gt; out to see a very happy Herbert just catching his breath. "You rather&lt;br /&gt; fancy them too I see." Then Tina says that's enough we are the breast&lt;br /&gt; queens now. Lets see our new kingdom". Ida says "look at my royal breasts&lt;br /&gt; Jack, its just the beginning." Her breasts could fill a room. They extend&lt;br /&gt; 18 feet out, and her bust is over 12 feet wide. Her nipples are the size&lt;br /&gt; of drinking glasses and her aureole are bigger than a dinner plate. Then&lt;br /&gt; Tina's and Ida's breasts surge up off of the empty pools and slide down&lt;br /&gt; the ramp. Their breasts lead the way to the silver carpet.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    Then they are in their royal clothes, out of ancient times, or maybe&lt;br /&gt; Star wars. Their breasts are exposed. We see the servants, eunuchs and&lt;br /&gt; older pigmy men, 4 feet tall. They bring food to the giant breasted&lt;br /&gt; queens. After we eat we are given pails. "Milk us so we can provide the&lt;br /&gt; royal milk." I walk around to Ida's enormous nipple, and pull and&lt;br /&gt; squeeze. She moans in delight and gives milk for almost and hour.&lt;br /&gt; 120 gallons total. Herbert gets 112 gallons from Tina. We take it to a &lt;br /&gt; room where 12 young girls with breasts down to their waist are fed the&lt;br /&gt; milk. That evening the girls heave their ponderous 18 foot breasts to the&lt;br /&gt; temple, where worshipper fall down to their knees and scream in ecstasy.&lt;br /&gt; as music is played. "This is better than a rock concert" they say. Then&lt;br /&gt; the oil offerings are made. They return with breasts 30 feet long and&lt;br /&gt; 12 feet wide each. That night we bath in a giant pool, which overflows&lt;br /&gt; as they get in. It takes over an hour to wash and dry the immense&lt;br /&gt; mammaries tons of breast flesh. Then to bed, Ida on a bed over 100 feet&lt;br /&gt; wide and I climb up to sleep on her vast left breast. Early in the &lt;br /&gt; morning she wakes me by shaking her enormous teat so I fall through&lt;br /&gt; between her tits. I slip through down between her legs, and she sits and &lt;br /&gt; slips my penis inside. When she reaches organism, the movement of her&lt;br /&gt; vast bust makes a incredible noise against the bedding.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    Then messengers come, on their knees before Tina's and Ida's great&lt;br /&gt; bare mammaries in the royal chamber. A great army undefeated in battle, &lt;br /&gt; is invading the kingdom. They confer putting on their best performances&lt;br /&gt; as serious queens with 25 ton breasts. Workers come and open up the &lt;br /&gt; royal oil and cream reserves. After we are anointed by twelve female&lt;br /&gt; priests, with breasts down to her knees, we are purified to enter the&lt;br /&gt; chamber. Tina and Ida surge their way in through aircraft sized hanger&lt;br /&gt; doors. There is a 200 foot wide deep pool of oil with cakes of cream &lt;br /&gt; floating on top. Their mighty breasts enter the pool. We climb up on &lt;br /&gt; top of their breasts to direct them in. The process takes two hours. &lt;br /&gt; the already gigantic breasts grow and grow. They push their growing&lt;br /&gt; breasts in as the pools empty, so the pools won't over flow. They &lt;br /&gt; laugh and giggle with delight. "We are going to conquer Conan and&lt;br /&gt; the barbarians with our tits." When both girls breasts had reached &lt;br /&gt; 150 feet in length, tits 60 feet wide, they called us down from our&lt;br /&gt; places atop their colossal tits. Herbert and I looked for ladders,&lt;br /&gt; to get up to their nipples. I put a ladder against Ida's nipple like&lt;br /&gt; she said. I saw it became erect. It was four feet long two feet wide,&lt;br /&gt; against a aureole 8 feet wide. I climbed up to the huge nipple and&lt;br /&gt; squeezed it at hard as I could. Then after a minute, a torrent of&lt;br /&gt; milk flowed for a few seconds. Then the other nipple. Then the &lt;br /&gt; immense breasts heaved back in the pool and drank up the remaining oil.&lt;br /&gt; The breast stop growing as they fill the pool, 300 feet long.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   "Get on the mighty battle breasts, how dare mere mortals oppose&lt;br /&gt; us the Goddess breasts. The giant breast surge out to the battle field,&lt;br /&gt; conveniently located close by. Tina and Ida's 300 foot breasts shudder&lt;br /&gt; shaking the ground. Then a great blast of milk shoots from 8 foot long&lt;br /&gt; nipples. The charging army is instantly transformed into Woody Allen &lt;br /&gt; clones and their charging elephants are turned into Holstein cows.&lt;br /&gt; "What the hell happened to the movie set we hear on a megaphone.&lt;br /&gt; Is this a joke I've got a schedule to complete dammit!."&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3982520115458626274-1542134043598989710?l=tinasmallfunland.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tinasmallfunland.blogspot.com/feeds/1542134043598989710/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://tinasmallfunland.blogspot.com/2010/10/morphing-in-23th-dimension.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3982520115458626274/posts/default/1542134043598989710'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3982520115458626274/posts/default/1542134043598989710'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tinasmallfunland.blogspot.com/2010/10/morphing-in-23th-dimension.html' title='Morphing in the 23th Dimension'/><author><name>mavericstud8</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11145441979279155528</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3982520115458626274.post-5133796688463423171</id><published>2009-11-23T15:37:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-10-03T10:58:14.885-07:00</updated><title type='text'>weird Tina Small dreams</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_DamR8Uz2MCU/TKjCmoRwNOI/AAAAAAAAAFg/xq5atSjLBus/s1600/TinaSmallscarletsweatermakeupFotoFlexer_Photo.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 284px; height: 394px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_DamR8Uz2MCU/TKjCmoRwNOI/AAAAAAAAAFg/xq5atSjLBus/s400/TinaSmallscarletsweatermakeupFotoFlexer_Photo.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5523878911872611554" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I had weird Tina Small dreams-once she dressed as a school teacher.her blond hair done in a bun,like Igred Stevens in High Em Hign,white dress-same period-the Old West,she was talking but I told hear what she was saying.But I'll tell,she looked good.&lt;br /&gt;Had this other dream.I had to find her.She was working some old office building and I needed to see her about kind of business operation.&lt;br /&gt;I have free movies and free pic's, all gigantic  boobs related. Of course, some boobs are bigger than others ;) The choice is yours! 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Write some news, or a thought-provoking article on cabbage, or comment on this or that aspect of modern life? Or just start talking about my dick?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well that’s a no-brainer: dick = hits and don’t you forget it!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;measure_your_dick1.gif&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;. For women and their breasts it’s a bit more clear-cut: although breasts can be fluffed up with the right undergarments, it is not that difficult to see how yours compare to everybody else’s. But getting a look at another man’s erect member is a difficult job indeed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The average woman has seen vastly more erect penises that the average man. We get to see only one in detail, and usually from a non-flattering angle. So we gaze at other men and wonder – how does mine measure up? And although everyone says “It’s not how big it is, it’s what you do with it”, we all know this is just some garbage made up by men with little peanuts. Let us apply the same logic to, say, the world’s tallest building, and see how far that gets us.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;penis.jpgSo we are reduced to peeking at articles in our girlfriend’s Cosmo, or searching for “penis” on the Internet with one hand poised ready to clear the browsing history before the missus gets home. And now and again we stumble across those articles and surveys disclosing the size of the nation’s collective knob.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now, I suspect these may not be so reliable simply because, in most of these surveys, they just ASK the men how big their dicks are. I mean, come on! You think that is going to give you any honest answers? And anyway, it’s impossible to know how to measure it properly. A good deal of the dick is under the surface of the skin, and if you pull it out a bit before applying the tape-measure, you can normally squeeze out another inch or two.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Penis measuring is a science in itself, as you can see by searching on Google for “How to measure your penis”. (Warning: do NOT go to Google and search for “How to measure your penis” unless you want to stumble into a deeply unsettling, neon-light-blinking part of the Internet.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;here are the results…&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In order to expedite the writing process of this communication, I have followed the same format of previous editions. A number of topics, however, are covered in slightly greater depth than before and I have introduced three new graphics.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;BEFORE WE BEGIN&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In a number of the analyses that follow, penis size has been classified according to the subject’s perceived endowment status (ref. question 43 of the questionnaire). The dimensions of this “self-ranked endowment status” are summarized in the table below.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;MEAN VALUES OF SELF-RANKED ENDOWMENT STATUS&lt;br /&gt;VARIABLE  MODEST  AVERAGE  ENDOWED&lt;br /&gt;Erect Length  141.5mm (5.6″)  MODEST &lt;a href="http://leatherflavoreddonut.wordpress.com/2009/11/11/how-to-measure-your-dick/#comment-145"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;161.8mm (6.4″)AVERAGE  181.1mm (7.1″)ENDOWED&lt;br /&gt;Erect Circumference  117.6mm (4.6″)  127.4mm (5.0″)  137.8mm (5.4″)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;With the exception of “Penis Size and Age” and “On Circumcision, the analyses discussed below pertain to adult subjects, 18 years of age and older.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The inclusion of minimal, and particularly maximal penile dimensions have caused many of you to question the validity of my data. Blatantly fraudulent responses (from 17 year old lawyers or those claiming “American Zulu warrior” ancestry, for example) are excluded from entry into the database as are penis lengths in excess of 360mm (14.2″). As an additional safeguard, the bottom 1% (for those 18 years and older) and top 2% (for all age groups) of each of the five penile measurements studied have also been excluded from the analysis. I realize that this is a rather conservative approach, but the fact that my results are very close to that reported by Kinsey et al. and the almost symmetric distribution of erect penis lengths, leads me to suspect that any residual and unavoidable contamination has been kept to a minimum.&lt;br /&gt;SUBJECT CHARACTERISTICS&lt;br /&gt;Personal Data of Adult Subjects Variable  Value&lt;br /&gt;Sample Size  2,545&lt;br /&gt;Average Age  29.7yrs&lt;br /&gt;Average Weight  80.9 kg (178.3 lbs)&lt;br /&gt;Average Height  1.80 m (70.8″)&lt;br /&gt;Penis Enhancement Patches: Bigger, harder, and longer-lasting results with a little patch  Penis Erection Oils: The instant topical oil to enhance erection, stamina, sensation in 60 seconds.  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Many men would like to know how long or how fat their cock is, but few know how to take proper measurements. Using the methods described below you can finally get a medically-accurate measurement of your penis size.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Finding your penis length&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Measure Penis LegthPenis length is defined as the linear distance along the dorsal side of the erect penis extending from the mons veneris to the tip of the glans. In terms you and I would understand, this means the penis length is measured in a straight line on the top side of the erect penis, from the skin of your belly to the tip of your penis. Penis circumference is defined as the linear distance around the widest, thickest, part of the erect penis (see below).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   1. Stimulate yourself using your method of choice until your cock is hard as a rock.&lt;br /&gt;   2. Place your ruler on the skin of your belly, at the base of your erect penis. Do not press in against your belly, why cheat yourself?&lt;br /&gt;   3. Press the ruler against your penis and read the nearest quarter-inch measurement at the tip of your penis.&lt;br /&gt;   4. Record this number, and keep this paper in a safe place. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Finding your penis circumference&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Measure Penis GirthPenis length is not the only factor in determining penis size. The width, girth, or fatness, of a penis is also an important aspect when considering how you compare. Most people have a penis that is either longer and thinner, or shorter and fatter. Use the instructions below to determine your penile circumference (distance around the widest part of your penis).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   1. Stimulate yourself using your method of choice until your cock is hard as a rock.&lt;br /&gt;   2. Place a fabric ruler or a string end at the widest part of your penis and wrap it carefully around one time. Mark the spot where the string first touches itself.&lt;br /&gt;   3. If using string, take the marked string and lay it against the ruler. Read to the nearest quarter-inch measurement.&lt;br /&gt;   4. Record this number on your paper. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Calculate your new penis sizeLess than 6 inches? Now that’s a problem. Fortunately there are solutions to this one. OK, there are numerous ways to enlarge penis. But which way to choose? There are different techniques, each have pros and cons. Check our convinient "how-to-enlarge" guide for more details. OR! If you know how to enlarge, or if you only need a result no matter what technique to use - check this Penis Enlargement Comparison Chart.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Even if you are larger than 6", you can think about penis enlargement. A larger than average penis (6.7" +) allows you to benefit from many factors.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Before you start any program, you should have a good sense of where you're at BEFORE you begin exercising. This means taking accurate measurements, not cheating or rounding any numbers up. The more accurate you are when you measure your penis initially the more you'll notice the differences when you begin to grow.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;PENIS DIMENSIONS&lt;br /&gt;Please note that all measurements are expressed in metric units with corresponding imperial units in brackets.  VITAL PENIS STATISTICS FOR MEN 18 YEARS AND OLDER&lt;br /&gt;Mean± Standard Deviation  95% Confidence Interval  Maximum  Minimum&lt;br /&gt;LENGTH OF FLACCID PENIS  86.3mm(3.4″)± 27.0(1.1)  85.2mm(3.4″)- 87.4mm(3.4″)  157mm(6.2″)  25mm(1.0″)&lt;br /&gt;LENGTH OF ERECT PENIS  161.5mm(6.4″)± 31.5(1.2)  160.2mm(6.3″)- 162.7mm(6.4″)  260mm(10.2″)  68(2.7″)&lt;br /&gt;CIRCUMFERENCE OF ERECT PENIS  127.6mm(5.0″)± 25.5(1.0)  126.6mm(5.0″)- 128.7mm(5.1″)  200mm(7.9″)  60mm(2.4″)&lt;br /&gt;LENGTH OF HEAD  39.5mm(1.6″)± 9.9(0.4)  38.5mm(1.5″)- 39.5mm(1.6″)  76mm(3.0″)  12mm(0.5″)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Figure 3 illustrates the bell-shaped distribution of erect penis lengths, thereby justifying the use of the parametric statistical tests that follow.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;MEASURING UP&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;To determine more precisely how you compare with the 2,545 adult subjects who participated in this survey, I have divided the data into percentiles of 10 percentile increments. If, for example, your erect penis measures 155 mm, the table below indicates that this size falls between the 40th and 50th percentile. In other words, at least 40% of the men fell below this value and at least 50% were above. In the upcoming expanded version of this edition, the chart below has been replaced by three graphs which provide an even greater degree of precision.&lt;br /&gt; PENIS DIMENSIONS BY PERCENTILES FOR MEN 18 YEARS AND OLDER&lt;br /&gt;PERCENTILE  FLACCID  ERECT  CIRCUMFERENCE&lt;br /&gt;0  25(1.0″)  68(2.7″)  60(2.4″)&lt;br /&gt;10  50(2.0″)  125(4.9″)  95(3.7″)&lt;br /&gt;20  60(2.4″)  140(5.5″)  110(4.3″)&lt;br /&gt;30  73(2.9″)  147(5.8″)  120(4.7″)&lt;br /&gt;40  80(3.1″)  152(6.0″)  125(4.9″)&lt;br /&gt;50  88(3.5″)  160(6.3″)  130(5.1″)&lt;br /&gt;60  95(3.7″)  170(6.7″)  134(5.3″)&lt;br /&gt;70  100(3.9″)  176(6.9″)  140(5.5″)&lt;br /&gt;80  110(4.3″)  185(7.3″)  150(5.9″)&lt;br /&gt;90  120(4.7″)  200(7.9″)  160(6.3″)&lt;br /&gt;100  157(6.2″)  260(10.2″)  205(8.1″)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;PENIS SIZE AND RACE&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Since the release of the fifth edition, the number of Black and Hispanic participants has not substantially increased. Because of the continued low sample sizes therefore, the results reported below concerning the aforementioned groups must be considered tentative, pending a larger number of responses.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Surprisingly, it would appear from Figure 5, that contrary to popular myth, Black males have shorter erect lengths than their Caucasian counterparts. However, due to the small sample size and large variation in lengths, this “difference” is not statistically significant. The average flaccid length among Blacks however was 93.8mm (3.7″) compared to 87.7mm (3.4″) for Caucasians, which may be responsible for the impression that Black men have greater erect dimensions. Again, I emphasize that these observations must remain tentative.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There was a significant difference in length between Caucasians and both Hispanic and East Asians (those of Chinese, Japanese, Korean or Vietnamese descent). Whereas with Hispanics, such a difference was limited to erect length only, with East Asians all five measurements were statistically lower in comparison to Caucasians. Although part of this difference may be due to the shorter stature of East Asians (see “On Correlations” below), height matched comparisons with Caucasian subjects nevertheless failed to alter this finding.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The figure to the left summarizes the results of question 44, in which men were asked to rate members of their own ethnic group with respect to size. Of particular interest was the response of East Asian subjects. Among East Asians residing in the East, 31% felt that they were generally of modest size, compared to 56% of those living in the West. This is probably due to the fact that Western countries tend to be more racially diverse, allowing for greater interaction and hence comparison with men of different ethnic backgrounds. It is also interesting to note that the vast majority of Black subjects stated that they tended to be well endowed; an opinion which was not borne out by the results of this study.&lt;br /&gt;PENIS SIZE AND AGE&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I was initially surprised by the number of responses from teenagers and, although my survey wasn’t specifically designed to detect changes in penis size during puberty, the data collected so far has revealed some rather interesting findings.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As of this edition, and as illustrated in Figure 7, average erect penis length increased until the age of 16, a finding that marks a departure from the five previous editions of this page, which reported that such a developmental milestone occurred at age 17. With respect to adolescent lengths, it is interesting to note that the results presented here are almost identical to that of another online survey, the results of which are located at http://www.dnai.com/~ibex/jackmisc/jacklib/jacksurvey3.html. The apparent variation in average size between the ages of 16 to 49 was due to random sampling error and was not statistically significant..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The situation with regard to erect penis length beyond the age of 50 remains somewhat nebulous. According to the graph below, there was essentially no difference in size with respect to younger age groups. However, I have detected a progressive, yet slight decline in length among older men in this group. Unfortunately, due to the modest sample size of such individuals, it was not possible to determine whether this was a statistical anomaly or an anatomical consequence of the aging process.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ON ERECTIONS&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The data indicates that during an erection, the average increase in penis size was 197.9%. However, for men whose flaccid penis measured 80 mm (3.1″) or less, the increase was 263.2%, compared to 165.3% for those greater than this length (p&lt;0.0001). This principle is demonstrated in Figure 8, which reveals a strong negative correlation between flaccid length and the percent increase during an erection.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It is also interesting to note that there was less variation in erect penis lengths relative to flaccid lengths. This convergence in penis size is illustrated by comparing the coefficient of variation (CV), a unitless measure of variability obtained by dividing the standard deviation by the mean and expressing the result as a percentage. The CV for flaccid lengths was 31.4 whereas in the erect state it decreased to 19.5.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When erect the position of greatest girth was as follows; head 36%, uniform 32%, base 25% and some other location 7%.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Forty eight per cent stated that their penis was straight when erect, 28% reported a deviation to the left or right and 24% claimed to have a bend (presumably in the shaft).&lt;br /&gt;ON CIRCUMCISION&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Unlike a previously published study in the medical literature, I did not detect a significant difference in erect length (or the other four measurements) between circumcised and uncircumcised individuals.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Overall, 70% of the subjects were circumcised, 27% were uncircumcised and 3% did not specify their circumcision status. Of the 633 men responding outside of the U.S.A. and Canada who specified their status, 64% were uncircumcised. Not unexpectedly, this compares to 40% of Canadians and only 15% of Americans.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The proportion of those claiming to be content, neutral or discontent concerning their circumcision status was almost equal between the two groups (approximately 66%, 21% and 13% respectively). Among those who were content however, there was a striking difference with regard to sexual orientation. Seventy-two per cent of circumcised straight males expressed contentment with their circumcision status while only 58% of circumcised gay or bisexuals felt the same way (p&lt;0.001).&lt;br /&gt;ON CORRELATIONS&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;With the rather impressive number of responses I have amassed since the inception of this survey, I have detected that, on average, there exists a strong relationship between erect penis length and height, as illustrated in Figure 9. For the purposes of demonstrating possible correlations between length and various hand and foot measurements, it became necessary to control for this phenomena by performing a partial correlation between length and the various measurements in question. The results of such an analysis are presented below.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;With the exception of shoe size, there exists a significant but weak correlation for each of the body parts studied. (Please note that questions regarding nose length and width are recent additions to the survey, and at the time of this writing I had insufficient data to perform a reliable statistical analysis.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Figure 10 reveals the significant relationship between erect length and circumference.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you want to find out how your penis stacks up against the average man's, the best way to do it is to find out what is average and then pull out the ruler to see how you compare. You know that the average penis is somewhere around six inches, give or take. Therefore, the only thing left for you to do is to take an honest self-measurement and compare it to average. Here is a short tutorial on how to measure your penis the right way, because there are many wrong ways.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The best way to measure your penis is standing up with a full erection. If your penis angles upward when erect, push it down with one hand until it is parallel with the floor. Next, take the ruler or tape measure with your other hand and lay it across the top of your penis with the zero end lightly touching the skin beneath your pubic hair. Do not jam the ruler into your pubic bone, which is what many men do to gain an extra half-inch or more.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The resulting measurement is the most accurate gauge of your true penis size.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It probably will not be as big as it was when you measured it in the past using incorrect techniques such as holding the ruler beside your penis against your hip bone, measuring along the underside of your penis, or using the infamous "anus to tip" method made popular by men on Internet hook-up sites.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;However, keep in mind that the typical man who claims an impressively large penis size is probably utilizing one of these incorrect methods himself.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now that you know how to measure your penis properly, you should be able to make an informed decision about whether penis enlargement techniques are something that could help you have a more satisfying sex life. I hope I have provided you with helpful information.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you are tired of being average or below and want to add impressive size to your penis FAST without pills or surgery, here is a link to the step-by-step method that helped me gain three inches in a matter of months:&lt;br /&gt;SOME PENILE TRIVIA&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As in previous editions of this communication, body builders tended to be more endowed than “couch potatoes” (170.5mm or 6.7″ vs. 160.7mm or 6.3″ p&lt;0.001).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In addition, the difference in flaccid length between those who are reluctant to potentially expose their penis to public scrutiny and those who are not remained strong (81.0mm or 3.2″ vs. 89.6mm or 3.5″ respectively p&lt;0.001). A larger difference however, existed with respect to erect lengths (166.8mm or 6.6″ vs. 153.3mm or 6.1″ respectively p&lt;0.001). A similar relationship was seen with regard to potential exposure to male family members.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As illustrated in figure 11, well endowed men had more sexual partners per year than their average or modestly endowed counterparts. The data reveals that these men were more self-confident which may, in part, explain this finding.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As illustrated in figure 12, a striking difference existed in the response pattern between gay/bisexual men and straight men when these individuals viewed a well endowed male (ref. survey question 47). Gay and bisexual men tended more to express arousal (36%) or awe (28%), while straight men were more likely to be indifferent (29%) or envious (21%). Among both groups, those who were indifferent had significantly larger erect penises than those who felt either intimidation or inadequacy (p&lt;0.001).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;fig12.gif&lt;br /&gt;About this entry&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You’re currently reading “how does your dick measure up?,” an entry on L.F.D.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Published:&lt;br /&gt;    November 11, 2009 / 1:50 pm&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Category:&lt;br /&gt;    humor, science&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tags:&lt;br /&gt;    africa, asain, asian, big, black, chart, dick, does, donut, flavored, how, leather, little, matter, measure, negro, pee, peepee, penis, race, scary, size, thingy, to, warrior, weiner, white, wiener, your, zulu&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1 Comment&lt;br /&gt;Jump to comment form | comments rss [?] | trackback uri [?]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   1.&lt;br /&gt;      lovebug35 11.11.09 / 7pm&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      this is hilarious&lt;br /&gt;      Reply&lt;br /&gt;   2.&lt;br /&gt;      joe Thompson 11.23.09 / 6pm&lt;br /&gt;      Your comment is awaiting moderation.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      181.1mm (7.1″) 9 inchhes&lt;br /&gt;      137.8mm (5.4″)6 and half around.&lt;br /&gt;      not exactly small guys and gals&lt;br /&gt;      And I’m cute too.&lt;br /&gt;      Reply&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3982520115458626274-6227817460556299673?l=tinasmallfunland.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tinasmallfunland.blogspot.com/feeds/6227817460556299673/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://tinasmallfunland.blogspot.com/2009/11/how-does-your-dick-measure-up.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3982520115458626274/posts/default/6227817460556299673'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3982520115458626274/posts/default/6227817460556299673'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tinasmallfunland.blogspot.com/2009/11/how-does-your-dick-measure-up.html' title='how does your dick measure up?'/><author><name>mavericstud8</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11145441979279155528</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3982520115458626274.post-2515018721960572439</id><published>2009-11-23T14:04:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-23T14:10:10.730-08:00</updated><title type='text'>The Best Bras for Well-Endowed Women</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_DamR8Uz2MCU/SwsILBJX1QI/AAAAAAAAAFQ/qOQ20u3zQgg/s1600/bra2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 233px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_DamR8Uz2MCU/SwsILBJX1QI/AAAAAAAAAFQ/qOQ20u3zQgg/s400/bra2.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5407424762967741698" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_DamR8Uz2MCU/SwsIK-W2mUI/AAAAAAAAAFI/wt0XWnMbkLg/s1600/bra1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 260px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_DamR8Uz2MCU/SwsIK-W2mUI/AAAAAAAAAFI/wt0XWnMbkLg/s400/bra1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5407424762218977602" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_DamR8Uz2MCU/SwsIKroOYxI/AAAAAAAAAFA/vhAXNO1vay0/s1600/bra.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 268px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_DamR8Uz2MCU/SwsIKroOYxI/AAAAAAAAAFA/vhAXNO1vay0/s400/bra.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5407424757191566098" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_DamR8Uz2MCU/SwsIKYINpVI/AAAAAAAAAE4/fH09uSkwn8Y/s1600/Tina+Small+Agent+84+laundry+red+day+bras+doublespread.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 258px; height: 298px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_DamR8Uz2MCU/SwsIKYINpVI/AAAAAAAAAE4/fH09uSkwn8Y/s400/Tina+Small+Agent+84+laundry+red+day+bras+doublespread.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5407424751957026130" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_DamR8Uz2MCU/SwsIKPFHexI/AAAAAAAAAEw/NqveCgqaEro/s1600/__hr_TinsMALL20STILPROBLEbigbra.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 264px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_DamR8Uz2MCU/SwsIKPFHexI/AAAAAAAAAEw/NqveCgqaEro/s400/__hr_TinsMALL20STILPROBLEbigbra.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5407424749528120082" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;BC Culture Premium&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Advertise here now&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;The Best Bras for Well-Endowed Women&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Many say I have been blessed. I agree most of the time, but being a size 34F can also be a pain. They're a pain when cleaning under the bed (they get in the way while crawling under), running (because they bounce and that hurts), finding a prom dress (so they don’t pop out), and most importantly, finding a good bra. These babies can be heavy, so if I don't take care of them now, they can sag like my grandma's when I'm 30. I don't want that, but I also prefer not to wear granny bras, especially the kind that make my breasts pointy. Well, the bra industry is starting to get the picture because there are now a good number of sexy bras for the blessed. I'm a believer in these two bras:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. The Hollywood Exxtreme Cleavage Bra by Fredericks: I've been buying this bra for two years and it never gets old. Despite being a push-up, it provides moderate coverage and enough push-up to be sexy, but I never feel like I'm falling out or about to show my nipples. The pads are inside a pouch with slips, so if you want the bra to provide more coverage, just take them out. I hardly ever wear the pads and I can prove it by the collection of them in the bottom of my closet. It's not made for sports, but it will serve that purpose also. My boobs are notorious bouncers, but they stay put in this bra. Not good if you want a bra to last more than a year, but great if you have no other alternatives.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The designer also understands that just because our boobs are big doesn't mean we don't want choices. The bra comes, of course, in basic colors, but they also have every color in the rainbow, satin and lace blends, and other cute designs. The last time I went shopping, I bought a polka-dot bra and there was also a zebra print available. Who would have thought that? Currently on the company website, they also have a limited time Pink Ribbon bra to support breast cancer awareness. This bra rocks.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;BC Culture Premium&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Advertise here now&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2. Dream Angels Demi by Victoria's Secret: Unfortunately, this store does not carry cup sizes above a DD, which makes me want to throw rocks at them because I'd like to be a loyal shopper there. Since I recently started working here, however, I wanted to see if I can still take advantage of getting a free bra by being new, and this one is the only one I like.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I like it so much, however, that I bought two more. I have this bra in a 34 DD, but the way it's designed, it's a good enough fit. The light lining makes me able to stuff it just enough so my breasts won't fall out, but because of the size it shows my boobies in a very positive light. With the composition material being nylon, spandex, and lace around the edges and the sides, this is a great bra under t-shirts, in the bedroom, or for lounging around at home. It's also an okay sports bra, but because of the material, not recommended. Plus my breasts did bounce more with this bra than the Exxteme Bra. If a Victoria's Secret bra is desired, this is the one to get. I'm wearing it right now.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Some cities also have the Bust Stop, which have bras that come up to a 60K (now those boobies are huge!) and great staff that wants to make sure the bra fits absolutely perfectly. I was against it at first because I'm a young woman and I assumed they'd just have granny bras, but they actually have some bras that can beat Victoria's Secret in fit, style, and comfort. Be careful though. Since some bras here are made in Europe, some can be very pricy. Be prepared.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Take it from a young woman with big breasts who purposely looks for sexy bras that won't let the boobs sag down to the knees — these are the places to go and the bras to get. The end.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now go and buy some bras. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tina Small finally finds a big enough bra that truely fits.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3982520115458626274-2515018721960572439?l=tinasmallfunland.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tinasmallfunland.blogspot.com/feeds/2515018721960572439/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://tinasmallfunland.blogspot.com/2009/11/best-bras-for-well-endowed-women.html#comment-form' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3982520115458626274/posts/default/2515018721960572439'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3982520115458626274/posts/default/2515018721960572439'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tinasmallfunland.blogspot.com/2009/11/best-bras-for-well-endowed-women.html' title='The Best Bras for Well-Endowed Women'/><author><name>mavericstud8</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11145441979279155528</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_DamR8Uz2MCU/SwsILBJX1QI/AAAAAAAAAFQ/qOQ20u3zQgg/s72-c/bra2.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3982520115458626274.post-7492637709168921122</id><published>2009-11-23T14:00:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-23T14:01:01.156-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Rihanna Likes Her Men Well Hung</title><content type='html'>Rihanna Likes Her Men Well Hung&lt;br /&gt;Advertisement:&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;November 20, 2009 · Print This Article&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Rihanna, singer of the hit song “Unfaithful”, wants to find a new man in her life. The singer says men, who are not “well endowed”, should just forget it as she needs a “big” man. Rihanna recently had an interview with the German magazine, Bravo, where she stated her requirements for a man when she said, “He has to be good in bed and the size matters. You know what I mean? The inner beauty counts as well, but without a toy it doesn’t make it fun. Right now I don’t want to have a serious relationship, I want to have fun.” Rihanna seems to like “big” toys in the bedroom. Rihanna was also asked if there were any men she was interested in and she mentioned the actor Jesse Williams, star of the TV show “Greys Anatomy”, who was in her “Russian Roulette” video. Rihanna said, “Jesse, who’s in my music video for ‘Russian Roulette’, is soooo hot!” Maybe Jesse has a big toy for Rihanna to play with.&lt;br /&gt;Share This Story.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'll give a big one&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    * Digg&lt;br /&gt;    * del.icio.us&lt;br /&gt;    * Furl&lt;br /&gt;    * NewsVine&lt;br /&gt;    * Technorati&lt;br /&gt;    * Facebook&lt;br /&gt;    * MySpace&lt;br /&gt;    * RSS&lt;br /&gt;    * StumbleUpon&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3982520115458626274-7492637709168921122?l=tinasmallfunland.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tinasmallfunland.blogspot.com/feeds/7492637709168921122/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://tinasmallfunland.blogspot.com/2009/11/rihanna-likes-her-men-well-hung.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3982520115458626274/posts/default/7492637709168921122'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3982520115458626274/posts/default/7492637709168921122'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tinasmallfunland.blogspot.com/2009/11/rihanna-likes-her-men-well-hung.html' title='Rihanna Likes Her Men Well Hung'/><author><name>mavericstud8</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11145441979279155528</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3982520115458626274.post-2822232595269969221</id><published>2009-11-22T10:14:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-22T10:15:12.213-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Well-endowed</title><content type='html'>well-endowed&lt;br /&gt;    Also found in: Acronyms, Wikipedia  0.04 sec.&lt;br /&gt;Ads by GoogleFree Dictionary&lt;br /&gt;Define Any Word With The Click Of A Button. Free, Fast, and Simple.&lt;br /&gt;www.Google.com&lt;br /&gt;Ask a Lawyer Online Now&lt;br /&gt;24 Lawyers Are Online. Ask a Question, Get an Answer ASAP.&lt;br /&gt;Law.JustAnswer.com&lt;br /&gt;Free Online Dictionary&lt;br /&gt;Get Definitions from the Largest &amp; Most Trusted Dictionary &amp; Thesaurus&lt;br /&gt;Dictionary.reference.com&lt;br /&gt;Get Allergy Relief Now&lt;br /&gt;Take an Allergy Relief Test Find an Allergist Today!&lt;br /&gt;AllergyandAsthmaRelief.org&lt;br /&gt;Definitions of Words&lt;br /&gt;Get Word Definitions Instantly! Fast, Easy, Free Toolbar Download.&lt;br /&gt;Dictionary.alot.com&lt;br /&gt;well-en·dowed (wln-doud)&lt;br /&gt;adj.&lt;br /&gt;1. Having large breasts.&lt;br /&gt;2. Having large genitals. Used of a male.&lt;br /&gt;3. Having a large endowment or amount of money.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition copyright ©2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Updated in 2009. Published by Houghton Mifflin Company. All rights reserved.&lt;br /&gt;well-endowed&lt;br /&gt;adj (well endowed when postpositive)&lt;br /&gt;1. having a large supply of money, resources, etc.&lt;br /&gt;2. (Life Sciences &amp; Allied Applications / Physiology) Informal having a large penis&lt;br /&gt;3. (Life Sciences &amp; Allied Applications / Physiology) Informal having large breasts&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Collins English Dictionary – Complete and Unabridged 6th Edition 2003. © William Collins Sons &amp; Co. Ltd 1979, 1986 © HarperCollins Publishers 1991, 1994, 1998, 2000, 2003&lt;br /&gt;ThesaurusLegend:  Synonyms Related Words Antonyms&lt;br /&gt;Adj. 1. well-endowed - (of a woman's body) having a large bosom and pleasing curves; "Hollywood seems full of curvaceous blondes"; "a curvy young woman in a tight dress"&lt;br /&gt;bosomy, busty, buxom, curvaceous, full-bosomed, sonsie, sonsy, stacked, voluptuous, curvy&lt;br /&gt;shapely - having a well-proportioned and pleasing shape; "a slim waist and shapely legs"&lt;br /&gt;Based on WordNet 3.0, Farlex clipart collection. © 2003-2008 Princeton University, Farlex Inc.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3982520115458626274-2822232595269969221?l=tinasmallfunland.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tinasmallfunland.blogspot.com/feeds/2822232595269969221/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://tinasmallfunland.blogspot.com/2009/11/well-endowed.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3982520115458626274/posts/default/2822232595269969221'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3982520115458626274/posts/default/2822232595269969221'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tinasmallfunland.blogspot.com/2009/11/well-endowed.html' title='Well-endowed'/><author><name>mavericstud8</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11145441979279155528</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3982520115458626274.post-709617950907790951</id><published>2009-11-22T10:00:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-22T10:10:34.267-08:00</updated><title type='text'>How I learned to stop worrying and love my huge penis</title><content type='html'>Daily Loaf&lt;br /&gt;Your daily source for the best in blog.&lt;br /&gt;How I learned to stop worrying and love my huge penis&lt;br /&gt;August 14, 2009 at 1:11 am by Shawn Alff&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A book review of How to Live with a Huge Penis&lt;br /&gt;By Dr. Richard Jacob and Rev. Owen Thomas&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In a society obsessed with size–with cars as small as soapbox racers and cell phones like matchbooks–it’s no wonder men with oversized male genitalia, or OMG, are still persecuted. But, a new book, How to Live with a Huge Penis: Advice, Meditations, and Wisdom for Men Who Have Too Much, offers hope. It has finally given me the strength to come unzipped about my well endowed penis.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;OMGs are such a taboo subject, I didn’t even realize I had one until I measured my erection with the ruler provided on the book’s inside cover. Technically I only have a “well endowed penis,” as opposed to a full blown OMG, but I may have misdiagnosed myself. (Readers are instructed to place the ruler at the base of the penis, possibly adding several inches of undercarriage. As a gentleman, I always measure from the top)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In any case, I had no idea that 5 ½ to 6 ½ inches of stately manhood constituted a well endowed penis. Indeed, this is the book’s main goal: to raise awareness of OMGs. No longer should men be ashamed of the enormous birth defects cradled in their underpants like the muscular arm of a Siamese twin.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Not only did this book save my life, it also resurrected my manhood. Like many men with an OMG, I contemplated penis reduction surgery and even committing suicide by tying my penis around my neck and thinking of vaginas the size of the Hoover Dam. My tormented childhood, the embarrassment of having to wear a construction hard hat as a cup to little league baseball, was a huge factor in my move to Florida–a state that resembles my penis and no longer requires OMGs to be registered with the DMV.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Everyman with an OMG has struggled with the perpetual fear of his penis catching in doors or shaking loose from the shackles of duct tape that keeps it suspended in your shorts. For all you “normal” men, just imagine how difficult it is for someone with an OMG to fly: we’re continually strip searched under suspicion of smuggling missiles, and new regulations require us to purchase an extra seat to accommodate our OMG (After the movie Snakes on a Plane, airlines no longer allow OMGs to be stored in the overhead compartment or under the seat). A man who carries “a huge penis also carries a sack full of painful memories… Accidentally making sexual partners hemorrhage or vomit. Suffering the sweltering days of summer in long pants”(10).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;These obstacles led one of the authors, Rev. Owen Thomas, into a life of celibacy and priestly man-dresses. Rev. Thomas met the coauthor, Dr. Richard Jacob, at a hospital after Jacob had beaten his huge penis bloody with a hammer.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thomas and Jacob confront the bias toward OMGs head on. Grade school gym coaches still condone the ridicule of boys forced to sit on the sidelines of soccer games, because their OMGs can’t be contained by wind shorts and they lacked adequate penis guards. Even at CL, an office full of liberal writers, small penis propaganda abounds like, “my penis is so small it was on China’s female gymnastics team.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Once and for all the authors overturn the myths that OMGs are contagious, or that men with huge penises have smaller brains. Horse-cock hatred isn’t limited to humans. Elephants are often poached not for their tusks, but for their second trunks, which make excellent sleeping bags. The only point the author’s disagree on is how to deal with small penis elitists. I side with Rev. Thomas, the acclaimed author of the crime novels Megapsycho and Thunderstorm of Blood; he suggests a crowbar.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Another chapter offers tips for unzipping: coming out to friends and family. Readers are advised to clear the room of “kill triggers,” large phallic objects that feed a desire to kill. Never unzip in anger or in a public venue. Move through the opening quickly so your family isn’t disappointed when they discover you’re not coming out about your homosexuality.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This book even delves into the sensitive issue of sex and maintenance. Cumcrete situations and Maury Povich Syndrome can be prevented by squeezing your member like a toothpaste tube and working it with a rolling pin. Every man with an OMG knows that vaginas turn to sandpaper as a natural defense against large penises. Although you may never go “balls deep” like your small penis friends, Harvard’s S.P.I.T (safe penile intercourse techniques) method will help you work the tip in. Advice is also given on preventing rod rash, tip gnawing, and uterine encroachment. Fainting spells from erections, or hallucinations of talking animals due to blood loss from the brain, can be managed by carrying pictures of your grandparents. Potentially fatal nocturnal erections can be prevented by wearing night guards. If you do find a safe harbor for your OMG, the authors suggest giant novelty condoms. I’ve also used Glad Bags with red handle ties, though only with limited success.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;While How to Live with a Huge Penis is physically long, it contains a lot of fluff, which is partly due to the gaping hole in OMG research. The scientific community has long denied the “theory” of huge penises as they shake the tenants of evolution. Congress has systematically cut off OMG funding as huge penises are not mentioned in the Bible. The end of the book is largely blank for you to fill with your own advice on managing your OMG. Mine reads like a diary: “Dear Well Endowed Penis, today I bought you tube sock because I know how cold you get in the winter.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This book doesn’t specifically address French Bread Loaves (long skinny penises) or tuna cans (thick short ones), but it’s inspiring that we’re finally openly discussing penises that aren’t the size of fishing tackle. When friends, and even potential love interests, drop by my apartment, I prominently display one of my copies of How to Live with a Huge Penis on the coffee table. If visitors have any further questions, I’m happy to unzip and drape my OMG over the arm of the couch. Our OMGs are out and proud, never again to be suppressed by tightly wrapped rolls of Ace bandages and baggy pants.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I go one step further than Thomas and Jacob, proposing that OMG supporters wear flesh colored ribbons. A month should be dedicated to OMGs, where students learn about how the theory of relativity was a consequence of Einstein reflecting on his massive penis, and how Mozart’s final opera, “The Magic Flute,” was an attempt to reconcile with his penis.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We must learn to be proud of our trouser cannons. Even though our penises are large enough for us to fellate ourselves, we must stand tall and remember that we are still men.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;How to Live with a Huge Penis: Advice, Meditations, and Wisdom for Men Who Have Too Much&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;How to Live with a Huge Penis: Advice, Meditations, and Wisdom for Men Who Have Too Much&lt;br /&gt;By Richard Jacob, Owen Thomas&lt;br /&gt;List Price:  $12.95&lt;br /&gt;Price:  $9.32 &amp; eligible for FREE Super Saver Shipping on orders over $25. 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Complete with a daily affirmations journal and inspiring quotes from leading self-help experts, "How to Live with a Huge Penis" will send an uplifting message to men around the world.&lt;br /&gt;Product Details&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I this book for real or is it a joke book somebody wrote to make fun of guys big ones.We either get that,disbelief were all liars and only porn stars have big ones or the women prefer the average or small-Opps-screw me for having a big dick.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    * Amazon Sales Rank: #18338 in Books&lt;br /&gt;    * Published on: 2009-03-04&lt;br /&gt;    * Original language: English&lt;br /&gt;    * Number of items: 1&lt;br /&gt;    * Binding: Paperback&lt;br /&gt;    * 128 pages&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Features&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    * ISBN13: 9781594743061&lt;br /&gt;    * Condition: NEW&lt;br /&gt;    * Notes: Brand New from Publisher. No Remainder Mark.&lt;br /&gt;    * Click here to view our Condition Guide and Shipping Prices&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Editorial Reviews&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;About the Author&lt;br /&gt;Dr. Richard Jacob holds a PhD in Asian Economic Psychology from East Somerville University, where he was an instructor until 2003. He lives in Sherman, Connecticut, where he runs an e-commerce consulting business out of a spare bedroom in his home. Rev. Owen Thomas is an ordained Catholic priest, counselor, and celebrated crime novel author. His acclaimed series of Frank Stryver thrillers has sold nearly 43,000 copies to date, and one of these novels (Megapsycho) was translated into Korean. He lives in Cambridge, Massachusetts, and Miami Beach.&lt;br /&gt;Customer Reviews&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This book changed my life.5&lt;br /&gt;For years I struggled with this thing in my pants. I often asked myself if God made it, why did it hurt so many people's wives, sisters, mothers, and girlfriends? It just didn't seem fair. Especially when I supplied enough witty banter and vodka shots to ensure anal was also on the menu. But every time a lady would see it, she'd be like a Mexican nurse who slowly crosses herself and prays as she backs out of the room when a baby with claws for hands is born. However, just as having sex with girls in comas had left me wanting more, I found this book! And it changed my life! No more feeling bad about hearing the muffled cries in the bathroom after sex! No more feeling guilty about those unfortunate stitches! So, thanks "How to Live with a Huge Penis"! Your message of hope has inspired me to share my gift with the world!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Like a community in a book. Thank you.5&lt;br /&gt;Having the girth of a large shampoo bottle is allegedly a blessing... as long as you're not the one with the "gift". Guys think they want one. Women think they want it given to them. However, my psyche is scarred (and confused) from the howls I've heard after I drop trou. Are they scared? Turned on? Is there a monster behind me? No. The monster has always been in my pants. Only now, after reading this wonderful book have I been able to make peace with my piece.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Disappointing, Honestly3&lt;br /&gt;You know, life isn't easy. I have to lug around a 25" penis and, quite bluntly, I need some advice on how to live life. People think my right leg has a weird growth on it. My lower back is always hurting. If I get aroused, my head spins and I pass out. It's a cornucopia of problems and people always laugh when, after being asked what the problem is, you respond with "I have a really massive wang".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You know, it's not always funny. It's painful.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I thought, maybe, Richard Richard Jacob and Owen Thomas were kindred spirits in my battle against excessive genitalism. But NO --- these two chuckleheads decide to make this whole book a comedy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now, admittedly, the humor is pretty funny here and there...but there is real pain here. You ever throw out your shoulder tossing your penis over your shoulder because you had to wear shorts? Does your massive wang cause whirlpools should you ever decide to skinny dip? You know what it's like to not be able to make love to your wife within the same ROOM as your wife?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It's not bloody lovely. That's what it's like.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It even makes work a bother. At every interview, I get asked to first, show my penis and then second, bang the receptionist. You know, I'm not a piece of meat. And all of the queries as to why I'm not doing porn get annoying. I TRIED doing porn once and accidentally smashed the camera when I was fully aroused and turned around too quickly.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...I also gave my leading lady a concussion, broke a window in the next room, and, well, impregnated 3 different women in a 5 block radius. It was a little mortifying.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;People always say it's a blessing. Well, I'm not seeing it. When you have to lug around a wang that weighs more than a full grown Great Dane, then you can talk to me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And, no, I didn't type this using my fingers. I CANNOT do that.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Life is so unfair sometimes.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3982520115458626274-709617950907790951?l=tinasmallfunland.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tinasmallfunland.blogspot.com/feeds/709617950907790951/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://tinasmallfunland.blogspot.com/2009/11/how-i-learned-to-stop-worrying-and-love.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3982520115458626274/posts/default/709617950907790951'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3982520115458626274/posts/default/709617950907790951'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tinasmallfunland.blogspot.com/2009/11/how-i-learned-to-stop-worrying-and-love.html' title='How I learned to stop worrying and love my huge penis'/><author><name>mavericstud8</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11145441979279155528</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3982520115458626274.post-1105013216397155177</id><published>2009-11-22T09:59:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-22T10:00:00.095-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Penis Enlargement - How Big is Big?</title><content type='html'>Penis Enlargement - How Big is Big?&lt;br /&gt;By Gitenjit Suhendi&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Article Word Count: 1001 [View Summary] Comments (0)&lt;br /&gt; Print This Article Ezine Publisher Send To Friends&lt;br /&gt;CloseRecommend This Article&lt;br /&gt;From:  &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;To:  &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Message:&lt;br /&gt;Send&lt;br /&gt;Add To Favorites Post A Comment Suggest Topic Report Author&lt;br /&gt;Close&lt;br /&gt;Suggest a topic or article headline&lt;br /&gt;you would like this author to write about.&lt;br /&gt;Submit&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The importance of penis size is something most men have considered. Men who feel that they do not measure up fret about it much more than many women realize. Their minds are plagued with anxious imaginings in which the women they sleep with laugh about it with their girlfriends the day after. On the other hand, those men with eight inches or more are inclined to feel smug. They are sure their conquests compare it to a large cucumber when they chat with the girls over coffee. However, is the size of a man's member that significant?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In truth, some women would prefer to see a big, fat one the fist time their new lover gets naked in front of them, just as a good number of men like to look at a large pair of breasts. It is pleasing to the eye and the prospect of enjoying a big penis can be quite a turn on. This is why there is a huge market for twelve-inch vibrators with a massive girth.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The preference for a big penis might be instinctive, part of the process of natural selection.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Some people believe that a bigger penis triggers a woman to perceive the man who owns it as more fertile. This of course increases the probability of her wanting to have sex with him.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Size seems to matter to men and women alike. You only have to observe peoples' spending habits find evidence of this. Those who can afford it like to choose the largest, most comfortable sofa, the king-sized bed, the five bedroom house, the massive flat-screen TV, or the spacious car with the most storage capacity. We live in a society that comprehends bigger as being better. Therefore, it makes sense that women will also prefer larger penises. But do the statistics support this theory?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A survey conducted on eight hundred women over the age of eighteen showed that only seven percent of women would be content with a penis of below average size (about five inches). However, eighty-two percent of women expect a penis that satisfies them (about six inches in length and five inches in circumference). A remarkable eleven percent of women claimed that only a penis of above average size or larger would please them.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The statistics indicate that size is important to most women, but it is at least twice as momentous to men. Humans have used the phallus throughout history as a symbol of power and strength. Perhaps this is because men are somewhat obsessed with their penises. If they feel that it doesn't measure up then they are bound to feel deeply insecure.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In fact, a man could be handsome, physically fit, successful, wealthy and charming- but if he feels that his member does not measure up to all of his other merits, then he is not going to have as much self-confidence as an ugly failure with a mammoth twelve inches.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Indeed a man with a below average sized penis is always going to feel anxious about it.&lt;br /&gt;It doesn't matter how refined his sexual technique is, or how often his lover tells him it's not important.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;However, before you rashly decide on getting a penile implant tomorrow, you might like to give the matter further consideration. If a woman loves you then she will accept your imperfections and take you as you are. Many women like to see highly defined abdominal muscles on a man, or tight buttocks. However, there aren't too many women walking around with a man whose physique resembles that of a trained athlete. Conversely, how often have you seen a good-looking woman hand in hand with a person who has a slight paunch? I've seen it more times than I can count. It stands to reason that the same rule applies to penis size. If it were as significant as most men think, there would be many lonely people in the world.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Furthermore, the majority of nerve endings in the vagina that provide pleasure during sex lie close to the entrance. In other words, unless your member is the size of a caterpillar you should be able to satisfy your partner in bed. Of course, it helps if you have the correct technique.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It sounds rather clichéd but there really is some truth to that old adage "It's not the size that is important, but what you do with it." Some men make the mistake of believing that because they have a big penis they are automatically going to be able to satisfy their partner. Such men are very much mistaken. A man can have a penis as long as a small child's arm, but if his method is wrong, he will never bring a woman to climax.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;However, a man with a humble four inches can bring hours of pleasure to a woman. All he needs to know is how to stimulate her clitoris or G-spot, since even a very small penis can be cumbersome to a woman who is not properly aroused. The correct technique is something you can only learn from experience. Stand up comedian/actor Eddie Murphy said it best during his Raw performance, "If you can make a woman go wooooooooo then you must be doing something right."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Indeed, many things are much more significant to a woman than the size of a man's penis. Most women are more interested in factors such as how well her partner treats her and the strength of the emotional connection than they are in the size of his package. When it comes to men intelligence, charm, good looks and even wealth are higher on a woman's list of priorities than a big penis, despite what men might think.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So there you have it, the size of your member is not important. Then again, maybe it is. Like most things, the relevance of a man's penis size is a matter of opinion. In the end, it is really only as significant as you perceive it to be.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3982520115458626274-1105013216397155177?l=tinasmallfunland.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tinasmallfunland.blogspot.com/feeds/1105013216397155177/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://tinasmallfunland.blogspot.com/2009/11/penis-enlargement-how-big-is-big.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3982520115458626274/posts/default/1105013216397155177'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3982520115458626274/posts/default/1105013216397155177'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tinasmallfunland.blogspot.com/2009/11/penis-enlargement-how-big-is-big.html' title='Penis Enlargement - How Big is Big?'/><author><name>mavericstud8</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11145441979279155528</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3982520115458626274.post-6410576597339862292</id><published>2009-11-22T09:35:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-22T09:36:19.852-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Is it true that women would rather have a man with a large penis and why/</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Is it true that women would rather have a man with a large penis and why?&lt;br /&gt;In: Sex, Sexual Intercourse&lt;/span&gt; [Edit categories]&lt;br /&gt;[Improve]&lt;br /&gt;Answer&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There are, first of all, two factors: various types of women, various sizes of penis. The definition of "large" should also be addressed. Do we mean long? Thick? In all instances, I think we can assume that there are various sizes of vagina as well, so then some penises which are smaller will satisfy some tighter or less deep vaginas. Perhaps some penises are too big for some vaginas. This will likely not be pleasant for the woman. Certainly a penis too small will not stimulate properly. In those instances, sometimes technique will make up for girth. As the old song says, "it ain't the meat, it's the motion." On the cultural level, it might be assumed that there is some peer pressure among women to compare the size of their men. It may be of some importance that a woman can brag truthfully about her man's penis. Thus, the size of a penis may have TWO jobs: to satisfy the woman, and to satisfy her friends' curiosity! Let us say that you, the author of this question, are a male with a large penis. If so, then you should know that there will be plenty of women interested in you. If you have a smaller penis, don't worry here either. There are plenty of women who will love you for more than your spare parts. If you're a female asking this question, don't feel pressured to find such a man to make your friends envious. Find someone you really like. If that person has a large penis, and you like that, great!&lt;br /&gt;Answer&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Id rather have a man with a kind heart, good logical reasoning and a brain in his head than have a large penis. I dont really think that it matters too much as you cant have a good talk with a penis, cant go to movies and have a meal with a penis, you cant truly LOVE a penis, you love the man, not his goodies.&lt;br /&gt;Answer&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I've had a few different sizes in my time, and I have to tell you, while "Mighty King Dong of Dongs" may seem fine. I've had so much more sexual pleasure with someone who wasn't exactly the biggest--not the smallest but a happy medium, but he sure knows how to use it and it's nice to know that all positions work with him. It's much more comfortable to me. I've never been more satisfied and wanted sex with anyone else as much as with him, but it's not just his penis, it's him all together, the whole thing. One day inparticular we had sex in the afternoon, stopped a little here and there, and ended having sex about 5am the next morning. It was so great. We have sex many times, for hours, off and on, in the evenings or whenever.&lt;br /&gt;Because he's not the biggest and he feels really comfortable, we have sex all of the time--I don't dread it or ever or feel it's a chore, FOR HOURS, all through the night, quickies, morning, "Pull over" on the road side on a quiet street for a few minutes, so many different ways and it's great. I think at first he may have been concerned about that department..at first, when it came to that time. However, he rings my bells.&lt;br /&gt;Guys, it's not the size of the penis that counts, I promise you, it's how you use it, the type of lover you are, and how you make the woman feel about herself when she is with you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Spoken like a guy with a small one.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3982520115458626274-6410576597339862292?l=tinasmallfunland.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tinasmallfunland.blogspot.com/feeds/6410576597339862292/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://tinasmallfunland.blogspot.com/2009/11/is-it-true-that-women-would-rather-have.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3982520115458626274/posts/default/6410576597339862292'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3982520115458626274/posts/default/6410576597339862292'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tinasmallfunland.blogspot.com/2009/11/is-it-true-that-women-would-rather-have.html' title='Is it true that women would rather have a man with a large penis and why/'/><author><name>mavericstud8</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11145441979279155528</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3982520115458626274.post-4188040300288964807</id><published>2009-11-18T11:18:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T11:20:17.014-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Dr. Tina Small, MD</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_DamR8Uz2MCU/SwRI6_VE7WI/AAAAAAAAAEA/K7UeAADhNgw/s1600/Tina+Small+leening+on+car1oval.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 318px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_DamR8Uz2MCU/SwRI6_VE7WI/AAAAAAAAAEA/K7UeAADhNgw/s400/Tina+Small+leening+on+car1oval.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5405525631020887394" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Could the lovely top Tina Small be a doctor ?&lt;br /&gt;Dr. Tina Small, MD&lt;br /&gt;THIS REPORT INCLUDES: Sanction History, Board Certification, Comparisons to Similar Physicians, Detailed Procedure Cost Information, Automated Watchdog Notification, and more!&lt;br /&gt; Dr. Tina Small, MD&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Profile of Dr. Tina SmallPatient Ratings for Dr. Tina SmallBackground Check for Dr. Tina SmallGroup Practice Information for Dr. Tina SmallHospital Affiliations for Dr. Tina SmallProcedure Costs for Dr. Tina SmallLearn more about Dr. Tina Small&lt;br /&gt;Profile on Dr. Tina Small&lt;br /&gt;Bookmark This Page&lt;br /&gt;Print This Report&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Get a Detailed Report for Doctor Tina Small&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    * Sanction History&lt;br /&gt;    * Board Certifications&lt;br /&gt;    * Comparisons to Similar Physicians&lt;br /&gt;    * Five-Star Recognition&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;AUTOMATED&lt;br /&gt;Notification Service ‡&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Receive timely email notifications any time this doctor's report (or any doctor's report that you purchase) is updated!&lt;br /&gt;Learn More&lt;br /&gt;Dr. Small practices Physical Medicine &amp; Rehabilitation in Lawton, Oklahoma. 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The primary goal of the physiatrist is to achieve maximal restoration of physical, psychological, social and vocational function through comprehensive rehabilitation.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3982520115458626274-4188040300288964807?l=tinasmallfunland.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tinasmallfunland.blogspot.com/feeds/4188040300288964807/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://tinasmallfunland.blogspot.com/2009/11/dr-tina-small-md.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3982520115458626274/posts/default/4188040300288964807'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3982520115458626274/posts/default/4188040300288964807'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tinasmallfunland.blogspot.com/2009/11/dr-tina-small-md.html' title='Dr. Tina Small, MD'/><author><name>mavericstud8</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11145441979279155528</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_DamR8Uz2MCU/SwRI6_VE7WI/AAAAAAAAAEA/K7UeAADhNgw/s72-c/Tina+Small+leening+on+car1oval.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3982520115458626274.post-7650445406752222507</id><published>2009-11-18T10:30:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-22T09:17:38.084-08:00</updated><title type='text'>mastasia girls</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_DamR8Uz2MCU/SwlyJ4LtiUI/AAAAAAAAAEg/weMK-iOWpGU/s1600/bra1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 260px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_DamR8Uz2MCU/SwlyJ4LtiUI/AAAAAAAAAEg/weMK-iOWpGU/s400/bra1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5406978341660887362" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_DamR8Uz2MCU/SwlyJ-LNg8I/AAAAAAAAAEY/Q75R0s-wygs/s1600/CAMAOTina+small+umbrella+postcard+yellowcard44G.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 218px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_DamR8Uz2MCU/SwlyJ-LNg8I/AAAAAAAAAEY/Q75R0s-wygs/s400/CAMAOTina+small+umbrella+postcard+yellowcard44G.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5406978343269401538" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_DamR8Uz2MCU/SwlyJuUh91I/AAAAAAAAAEQ/bxlbCbuxhYQ/s1600/CAMAOTina+small+umbrella+postcard+44G.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 220px; height: 319px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_DamR8Uz2MCU/SwlyJuUh91I/AAAAAAAAAEQ/bxlbCbuxhYQ/s400/CAMAOTina+small+umbrella+postcard+44G.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5406978339013523282" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_DamR8Uz2MCU/SwlyJZN5r7I/AAAAAAAAAEI/Mqc7hR7qe7Y/s1600/CAMAOTina+small+umbrella+44G.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_DamR8Uz2MCU/SwlyJZN5r7I/AAAAAAAAAEI/Mqc7hR7qe7Y/s400/CAMAOTina+small+umbrella+44G.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5406978333348573106" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is Google's cache of http://www.myboobsite.com/blog/gigantic-boobs-extreme-breast-expansion-at-mastasia/. It is a snapshot of the page as it appeared on Nov 10, 2009 14:23:14 GMT. The current page could have changed in the meantime. Learn more&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Text-only version&lt;br /&gt;These search terms are highlighted: mastasia girls  &lt;br /&gt;My Boob Site&lt;br /&gt;…a big boobs blog for the breast obsessed.&lt;br /&gt;Click here to visit MyBoobSite's Big Tits Models' Directory!&lt;br /&gt;« Slim &amp; Stacked or Stacked &amp; Packed? 36H Micky &amp; 40K Anna Love from Big Tits Glamour&lt;br /&gt;April McKenzie &amp; Amber Hall at Plumper Pass »&lt;br /&gt;Gigantic Boobs &amp; Extreme Breast Expansion at Mastasia&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I promise this to be a one-off, restricting future posts to my Futanaria Fantasy Blog, but however could I consider myself a comprehensive boob blogger without a passing nod to the Mastasia website? With their extreme prosthetic breasts lactating hither, thither and yon, and boasting the be-all &amp; end-all most massive tits in the big boobs biz…&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mastasia Extreme Breast Expansion - Warning: Fake Tits!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;…granted, they’re fake tits, but with genuine gigantomastia being a rarity save for those extremely well-endowed women like Nelli Roono and big tits porn being all about the fantasy aspect of the big breast fetish, I suppose there’s a place for them. In fact, considering how the majority of you feel about fake tits, I was frankly surprised upon reviewing the outgoing hits on my web stats only to find that faux fetish female fantasy sites like Mastasia &amp; Futanaria with their monster mammary glands and gigantic genitalia are by far and away the most popular ones I blog!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So, begging the forgiveness of big breast lovers who only want to see gigantic juggs of a natural nature and even those of you who, like myself, profess a breast sex preference for silicone enhanced tits - albeit only those with a deceptively natural look &amp; feel so as to be “udderly” indistinguishable from the real deal yet providing a greater cock-comforting cleavage compression ratio than large natural breasts - I’m apprehensively pleased to give you the second sexiest girl on the site - Holly - baring her gigantic breasts milking through her tight top courtesy of these big tits lactation photos and extreme breast expansion videos from Mastasia.com:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Extreme breast expansion photos with Holly Hindenburgs from Mastasia&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Monster boobs &amp; extreme breast expansion photos with Holly Hindenburgs from Mastasia.com    Monster boobs &amp; extreme breast expansion photos with Holly Hindenburgs from Mastasia.com    Monster boobs &amp; extreme breast expansion photos with Holly Hindenburgs from Mastasia.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Monster boobs &amp; extreme breast expansion photos with Holly Hindenburgs from Mastasia.com    Monster boobs &amp; extreme breast expansion photos with Holly Hindenburgs from Mastasia.com    Monster boobs &amp; extreme breast expansion photos with Holly Hindenburgs from Mastasia.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Monster boobs &amp; extreme breast expansion photos with Holly Hindenburgs from Mastasia.com    Monster boobs &amp; extreme breast expansion photos with Holly Hindenburgs from Mastasia.com    Monster boobs &amp; extreme breast expansion photos with Holly Hindenburgs from Mastasia.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Monster boobs &amp; extreme breast expansion photos with Holly Hindenburgs from Mastasia.com    Monster boobs &amp; extreme breast expansion photos with Holly Hindenburgs from Mastasia.com    Monster boobs &amp; extreme breast expansion photos with Holly Hindenburgs from Mastasia.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Monster boobs &amp; extreme breast expansion photos with Holly Hindenburgs from Mastasia.com    Monster boobs &amp; extreme breast expansion photos with Holly Hindenburgs from Mastasia.com    Monster boobs &amp; extreme breast expansion photos with Holly Hindenburgs from Mastasia.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Extreme breast expansion videos with Holly Hindenburgs from Mastasia&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Monster boobs &amp; extreme breast expansion videos with Holly Hindenburgs from Mastasia.com    Monster boobs &amp; extreme breast expansion videos with Holly Hindenburgs from Mastasia.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Monster boobs &amp; extreme breast expansion videos with Holly Hindenburgs from Mastasia.com    Monster boobs &amp; extreme breast expansion videos with Holly Hindenburgs from Mastasia.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;CLICK HERE TO VISIT HOLLY HINDENBURGS AT MASTASIA.COM&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mastasia.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;P.S. Oh, and for those of you wishing to cross over to the dark side or just get freaked out by some bizarre fucking shit of big boobs with a boner bonus down below, click here to visit my freaky herm blog:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Funtanaria Fantasy Fetish Blog&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;→ Return to MyBoobSite for More Big Tits ←&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;MyBoobSite.com - F-cup &amp; up big boobs blog for the breast-obsessed&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This entry was posted on Friday, June 19th, 2009 at 4:00 pm and is filed under Uncategorized. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.&lt;br /&gt;22 Responses to “Gigantic Boobs &amp; Extreme Breast Expansion at Mastasia”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   1. charles Says:&lt;br /&gt;      June 19th, 2009 at 4:41 pm&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      I cannot stand this type of crap. Breasts are amazing because they are warm when you touch and they are a part of the woman. These ‘artists renditions’ are totally cold and lifeless, so there’s nothing really erotic about them. Imagine titfucking one of them….. yeah, exactly, none of these chicks is ever going to participate in sex. Not with those styrofoam things. Can’t stand em, they are foolish, and I think only younger boys could stay interested in it for more than one viewing.&lt;br /&gt;   2. charles Says:&lt;br /&gt;      June 19th, 2009 at 4:43 pm&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      i.e. you will never see this kind of woman except sitting at home watching your computer screen. Breasts are meant to be experienced in person: at a restaurant, bar, public park, movie theater, nightclub … etc. This is just foolishness.&lt;br /&gt;   3. FrankNZ Says:&lt;br /&gt;      June 19th, 2009 at 9:37 pm&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      You can beg for my forgiveness as much as you like, but I’m not going to give it to you! I was going to say that this is bizarre, but it’s inane. I am astonished that there is any demand for this whatsoever.&lt;br /&gt;   4. aRealFanofthisBlog Says:&lt;br /&gt;      June 20th, 2009 at 3:54 am&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      i’m a big fan of your whole family of blogs and the spirit with which you write them. sometimes a cross post is really actually lovely (especially bbw or boobsite stuff, lots of women who walk both paths…). however, it’s a big cross post for this blog where just having implants might be a disqualifier when you’re posting outright graphic arts projects… again, thank you for making such great sites!&lt;br /&gt;   5. Bill Says:&lt;br /&gt;      June 20th, 2009 at 7:25 am&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      Haha…this stuff is as pointless as Japanese porn. :D&lt;br /&gt;   6. Mr. Unnatural Says:&lt;br /&gt;      June 20th, 2009 at 12:49 pm&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      So those are actually implants? I’ve seen girls with tits like that before but I thought it was CGI/morphing type effects&lt;br /&gt;   7. Reese Says:&lt;br /&gt;      June 20th, 2009 at 1:00 pm&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      Mr. Unnatural: No, no - not implants - rather, they’re huge prosthetic breasts that have been fashioned from latex / silicone and strapped to the girl’s chest.&lt;br /&gt;   8. charles Says:&lt;br /&gt;      June 20th, 2009 at 3:35 pm&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      In other words … they are about as silly as the Farang “Ding Dong” girls. It’s just a total scam to get people to pay to see them. Lowers the quality of big bust entertainment. Let’s steer away from this please.&lt;br /&gt;   9. codereduk Says:&lt;br /&gt;      June 20th, 2009 at 11:44 pm&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      I get everyone’s disdain for this, I really do. I’m not going to say I’m aroused by these images, but I am intrigued.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      I mean, honestly, on some level, isn’t this the logical conclusion for any big breast fetish*?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      It hints at an age old question, “How big is too big?” Isn’t the tag line for this very site something like “F cup and up” or something like that?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      We seem to be ok with pointing out what is too small, right? Now, we get to point out what is too big as well!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      Seems we want our models like we want our porridge, right in the (boring) middle!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      *(Yes, I know the use of the word “fetish” there isn’t technically correct, but the connotation is, and the idea was indeed communicated successfully, so all you grammar obsessives can stick it where the sun don’t shine……………………….Seattle, Washington!)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      :)&lt;br /&gt;  10. Skee Says:&lt;br /&gt;      June 21st, 2009 at 1:36 am&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      I am obviously in the minority here when I say that I love what I am seeing. I have always thought bigger is better with nearly everything, and this is no exception. The only downside is they look terrible in motion as they have a very floaty/bouncy balloon look. In still pics though, keep them coming! This stuff is just fantasy people! Have a little fun! Reese will keep the real deal coming as well!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      I also must say that I love when the girls from Mastasia have 12 inch long, 6 inch around nipples. Its ridiculous, but OH MY does it turn me on. ;)&lt;br /&gt;  11. spizyman Says:&lt;br /&gt;      June 21st, 2009 at 9:05 am&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      hey everyone, reese or anyone else can you all tell him to make a post about bianca from big brother 08 in australia as at 18 she has some fucking huge natruals plus shes another aussy so please rece can u reply&lt;br /&gt;  12. spizyman Says:&lt;br /&gt;      June 21st, 2009 at 9:07 am&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      please reece and can u post marina velba as pics are hard to find&lt;br /&gt;  13. spizyman Says:&lt;br /&gt;      June 21st, 2009 at 9:12 am&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      ow and im from australia and to let u know we have chicks with huge natruals :-) and reese ur a legend man u suply my porn and to any pornstars reading, u have a sick job oh and on australia find big tits in adelaide alot of milfs&lt;br /&gt;  14. Mr. Unnatural Says:&lt;br /&gt;      June 21st, 2009 at 12:50 pm&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      Oh. Thanks Reese. Giant prosthetic tits……mm kay.&lt;br /&gt;  15. Dale Says:&lt;br /&gt;      June 21st, 2009 at 4:10 pm&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      I have to say fake stuff isn’t for me either yet there must be quite a market for it. I think those websites with the huge fake dicks and fake cumshots are the lamest thing I’ve ever seen, yet they’re obviously making money.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      Takes all sorts I suppose.&lt;br /&gt;  16. KlaMae Says:&lt;br /&gt;      June 21st, 2009 at 5:48 pm&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      Hallo Reese,&lt;br /&gt;      I think these maxi boobs are rather ridiculous! You should not waste your time finding these posts. Better give us the real things!&lt;br /&gt;      Sorry, but thanks for your work otherwise!&lt;br /&gt;      KM&lt;br /&gt;  17. radic Says:&lt;br /&gt;      June 21st, 2009 at 8:24 pm&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      not my cuppa tea, but&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      whatever gets you thru the night&lt;br /&gt;      is all right,&lt;br /&gt;      all right.&lt;br /&gt;  18. shandy Says:&lt;br /&gt;      June 23rd, 2009 at 2:11 pm&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      crap utter crap.give me samantha 38g anyday.&lt;br /&gt;  19. jeff Says:&lt;br /&gt;      June 23rd, 2009 at 11:13 pm&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      this isnt the best thing but think about her with normal tits, maybe DD cup?&lt;br /&gt;      she would look much much better&lt;br /&gt;  20. Stevieboy Says:&lt;br /&gt;      June 25th, 2009 at 4:41 pm&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      Does anyone know if she has done any normal stuff because without those ‘things’ strapped to her, she would be pretty nice. She has an attractive face and a damn nice arse!&lt;br /&gt;  21. kezef Says:&lt;br /&gt;      October 3rd, 2009 at 6:11 am&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      i’m with stevieboy, i want to see her without those things on.&lt;br /&gt;  22. Aussie Gal Says:&lt;br /&gt;      October 24th, 2009 at 1:07 am&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      I would have to disagree and say I love Mastasia. I know real woman like this don’t exist, but I would love to play around with one. 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margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 155px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_DamR8Uz2MCU/SwQ1G_xsuZI/AAAAAAAAADM/jzBi_lv1a9M/s400/stefani.thumbnail.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5405503847066810770" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ntroducing the awesomely ample Stefani Stackwell! This exceedingly busty blonde has the biggest hooters yet! Check out her fat nipples! A new photo gallery has been opened for this beach-ball-boobed babe. She really knows how to show off her assets! We'll be seeing a lot more of this goddess.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_DamR8Uz2MCU/SwQ1Gj_fY9I/AAAAAAAAADE/SjSfAZhrlIo/s1600/n98397005659_1702.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 223px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_DamR8Uz2MCU/SwQ1Gj_fY9I/AAAAAAAAADE/SjSfAZhrlIo/s400/n98397005659_1702.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5405503839608464338" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mastasia Video Montage&lt;br /&gt;Stefani Stackwell-her real birth name,I'm sure-come from rich Stackwell Family of Porthmith,Road Island.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hobbies;Likes her big freakish huge boobs&lt;br /&gt;Goals;To be able to walk through the front door someday and into the front yard.&lt;br /&gt;Favorite Movie;The Girl from Planet X.&lt;br /&gt;Favorite Celebrity;Tina Small.&lt;br /&gt;Ideal Men;a good looking guy with 27 inch weener.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here's a link to a free video featuring most of the Mastasia girls, including the ludicrously luscious Stefani Stackwell, featured at left.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I think the Mastasia production team - especially including the actresses - do a great job of making insanely huge prosthetic titties look realistic. And in addition to flopping around, these physically-impossible funbags can often be seen squirting milk and doing other titillating things. It's like a cartoon with real girls! You'll forget they're foam!have no idea, i know her boobs are seriously fake but so are half the girls found on this site. her and those fake boobs are really hot. (o)(o)That is way too much fake, it's funny in some parts, I do love big boobs, but not that fake and big.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyway, click the photo to see Stefani Stackwell's sample gallery, and click the free video link to see the free video. Giant free.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3982520115458626274-5218525048533090184?l=tinasmallfunland.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tinasmallfunland.blogspot.com/feeds/5218525048533090184/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://tinasmallfunland.blogspot.com/2009/11/stefani-stackwell.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3982520115458626274/posts/default/5218525048533090184'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3982520115458626274/posts/default/5218525048533090184'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tinasmallfunland.blogspot.com/2009/11/stefani-stackwell.html' title='Stefani Stackwell'/><author><name>mavericstud8</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11145441979279155528</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_DamR8Uz2MCU/SwQ1G_xsuZI/AAAAAAAAADM/jzBi_lv1a9M/s72-c/stefani.thumbnail.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3982520115458626274.post-5338197494808036870</id><published>2009-11-18T09:38:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T09:49:32.963-08:00</updated><title type='text'>~Anastasia-Marshall Anny</title><content type='html'>Join Now&lt;br /&gt;Buy deviantWEAR&lt;br /&gt;Advertise Here&lt;br /&gt;[x]&lt;br /&gt;deviantART&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    * All Deviations&lt;br /&gt;    * Shop&lt;br /&gt;    * News&lt;br /&gt;    * Chat&lt;br /&gt;    * Forum&lt;br /&gt;    * Journals&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    * Wall Art&lt;br /&gt;    * T-Shirts&lt;br /&gt;    * Critiques&lt;br /&gt;    * Critiqueable&lt;br /&gt;    * Portfolio&lt;br /&gt;    * Collections&lt;br /&gt;    * Journal&lt;br /&gt;    * Chat&lt;br /&gt;    * News&lt;br /&gt;    * Today&lt;br /&gt;    * Forum&lt;br /&gt;    * Help&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;:iconanastasia-marshall:&lt;br /&gt;~Anastasia-Marshall&lt;br /&gt;Anny&lt;br /&gt;Sign up to follow this artist's work&lt;br /&gt;Profile Gallery Prints Faves Journal&lt;br /&gt;About Me Member Wannabe Poet Anastasia-Marshall19/Female/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 1 Year&lt;br /&gt;Needs Premium Membership Statistics 12 Deviations&lt;br /&gt;6 Comments&lt;br /&gt;17,461 Pageviews&lt;br /&gt;12 Deviations&lt;br /&gt;6 Comments&lt;br /&gt;17,461 Pageviews&lt;br /&gt;0 Scraps&lt;br /&gt;0 Critiques&lt;br /&gt;0 Forum Posts&lt;br /&gt;0 Favourites&lt;br /&gt;More Stats&lt;br /&gt;This deviant's full pageview&lt;br /&gt;graph is unavailable.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Member&lt;br /&gt;    I am a Wannabe Poet&lt;br /&gt;Anastasia-Marshall&lt;br /&gt;    19/Female/United States&lt;br /&gt;Why I Am Here&lt;br /&gt;    No reason given yet&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Last Visit: 48 weeks ago&lt;br /&gt;Anny&lt;br /&gt;Art Zone&lt;br /&gt;Personal Zone&lt;br /&gt;Misc. 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I was interested too, but if you closer the sweater lines and her hands are distorted in all the pictures. They are all morphs, good morphs, but still morphs&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;--&lt;br /&gt;I believe human being and fish can coexist peacefully.&lt;br /&gt;Note me if you would like guest stories or want to talk.&lt;br /&gt;Note [link] for art trades of Jessica please. She is REALLY good and I highly suggest you check her gallery!!!&lt;br /&gt;:iconcount-montivan:&lt;br /&gt;~Count-Montivan May 3, 2009, 2:00:29 PM&lt;br /&gt;Actually, they are not "morphes".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And the term is shop, because you do it with photshop.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and, while it is possible to do that with photshop, these are rubber.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It's hoolywood makeup kinda thing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;They are hollow, and she wears them over her real breasts.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She filled them with milk to make it look more real.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I've seen a porn model with the same ones. :P&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;--&lt;br /&gt;"Do you know Oyashiro-sama&lt;br /&gt;Yes, Hinamizawa&lt;br /&gt;I kill you, you kill me&lt;br /&gt;No, Hinamizawa"&lt;br /&gt;:iconbattlejesus:&lt;br /&gt;*BattleJesus Sep 14, 2009, 1:49:32 PM&lt;br /&gt;Don't mean to be a ressurecting ass, but its not shop. Photoshop isn't the only image editor out there that has more options than MS Paint. You can do crap like this in other programs as well.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And the actual term would be Photo Manipulation.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;--&lt;br /&gt;=kokido &lt;-Go here, his art is AWESOME!&lt;br /&gt;The voice said once again but I don't know&lt;br /&gt;It's a fundamental fact that no one knows who's where&lt;br /&gt;Or what they are at at any time of day&lt;br /&gt;There's no one left to say, so who's to know?&lt;br /&gt;[link]&lt;br /&gt;:iconcount-montivan:&lt;br /&gt;~Count-Montivan Sep 19, 2009, 10:52:14 AM&lt;br /&gt;Yes, well, I call them shops. Force of habit.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;--&lt;br /&gt;"Do you know Oyashiro-sama&lt;br /&gt;Yes, Hinamizawa&lt;br /&gt;I kill you, you kill me&lt;br /&gt;No, Hinamizawa"&lt;br /&gt;:iconslalomicide:&lt;br /&gt;Mood: Neutral *Slalomicide Jun 28, 2009, 8:45:15 PM&lt;br /&gt;finally someone with some common scene&lt;br /&gt;:iconsharkdude5590:&lt;br /&gt;~sharkdude5590 May 3, 2009, 2:57:45 PM&lt;br /&gt;ok, but they are still fake then. and not from her breasts growing constantly.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;--&lt;br /&gt;I believe human being and fish can coexist peacefully.&lt;br /&gt;Note me if you would like guest stories or want to talk.&lt;br /&gt;Note [link] for art trades of Jessica please. She is REALLY good and I highly suggest you check her gallery!!!&lt;br /&gt;:iconcount-montivan:&lt;br /&gt;~Count-Montivan Jun 14, 2009, 1:29:08 PM&lt;br /&gt;Yeah, they're fake.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;--&lt;br /&gt;"Do you know Oyashiro-sama&lt;br /&gt;Yes, Hinamizawa&lt;br /&gt;I kill you, you kill me&lt;br /&gt;No, Hinamizawa"&lt;br /&gt;:iconghostntheshell:&lt;br /&gt;~ghostntheshell Mar 9, 2009, 11:53:01 AM&lt;br /&gt;pretty sure this is a joke guys :P&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;but kudos to the guy who poured his heart out for a date! :P&lt;br /&gt;Previous Page12345...Next Page&lt;br /&gt;Sign up to leave a message! &lt;3&lt;br /&gt;Site Map&lt;br /&gt;Spotlight&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    * Browse&lt;br /&gt;    * Prints Shop&lt;br /&gt;    * Collections&lt;br /&gt;    * Critiqueable&lt;br /&gt;    * Portfolio&lt;br /&gt;    * Critiques&lt;br /&gt;    * Journal&lt;br /&gt;    * Chat&lt;br /&gt;    * News&lt;br /&gt;    * Today&lt;br /&gt;    * Forum&lt;br /&gt;    * Help &amp; FAQ&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Shop&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    * Prints Shop&lt;br /&gt;    * T-Shirts &amp; Gear&lt;br /&gt;    * adCast&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Diversions&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    * Random Deviant&lt;br /&gt;    * Random Deviation&lt;br /&gt;    * Daily Deviations&lt;br /&gt;    * Wallpaper&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;©2009 deviantART. 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margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 285px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_DamR8Uz2MCU/SukDZtv9KKI/AAAAAAAAAC8/1wE2J4ASkdo/s400/Tina%2520Small%2520cberette%2520costume%2520image004.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5397849368692598946" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_DamR8Uz2MCU/SukDCE8HKVI/AAAAAAAAAC0/uxDEU9-fTLk/s1600-h/Tina_Small_bath_GAL__BLUEz142399402qsepia.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 332px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_DamR8Uz2MCU/SukDCE8HKVI/AAAAAAAAAC0/uxDEU9-fTLk/s400/Tina_Small_bath_GAL__BLUEz142399402qsepia.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5397848962600741202" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_DamR8Uz2MCU/SujE2NLNaZI/AAAAAAAAACs/f2n_ASSvcKU/s1600-h/Tina+Small+Jenson+Interceptor.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 250px; height: 150px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_DamR8Uz2MCU/SujE2NLNaZI/AAAAAAAAACs/f2n_ASSvcKU/s400/Tina+Small+Jenson+Interceptor.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5397780588932196754" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What sexy gal.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_DamR8Uz2MCU/SujE191tXwI/AAAAAAAAACk/1YHTcY4iNeE/s1600-h/Tina+Small-Washing+Big+Bra+day.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 268px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_DamR8Uz2MCU/SujE191tXwI/AAAAAAAAACk/1YHTcY4iNeE/s400/Tina+Small-Washing+Big+Bra+day.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5397780584815484674" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Look at the size of freaking bra.You stick two heads in it and wear as two rain hats.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_DamR8Uz2MCU/SujE1lOYevI/AAAAAAAAACc/fPtS9nen1oQ/s1600-h/tina0054.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 216px; height: 328px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_DamR8Uz2MCU/SujE1lOYevI/AAAAAAAAACc/fPtS9nen1oQ/s400/tina0054.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5397780578208086770" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FF or G size cup is the largest commercially manufactured bra size. Can ChaCha assist you with anything else today?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_DamR8Uz2MCU/SujE1ofSL8I/AAAAAAAAACU/XheYq7fWzpY/s1600-h/l_84ff4eba1c3dcce629901fe5da5824bc.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 220px; height: 329px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_DamR8Uz2MCU/SujE1ofSL8I/AAAAAAAAACU/XheYq7fWzpY/s400/l_84ff4eba1c3dcce629901fe5da5824bc.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5397780579084283842" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_DamR8Uz2MCU/SujE1S8FhmI/AAAAAAAAACM/q53cmu2NTlQ/s1600-h/__hr_tina2520small25200198255bprincess2520titan_12882438.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 150px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_DamR8Uz2MCU/SujE1S8FhmI/AAAAAAAAACM/q53cmu2NTlQ/s400/__hr_tina2520small25200198255bprincess2520titan_12882438.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5397780573299508834" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is Google's cache of http://mavericstud8.xanga.com/654967604/tina-small-mother-earth-goddess/. It is a snapshot of the page as it appeared on Sep 10, 2009 12:47:47 GMT. The current page could have changed in the meantime. Learn more&lt;br /&gt;.. tina small titanic big boobs classic Virginal breast hypertrophy.Tina Small in a rare clip in the early 1980s,riding a bike,trying not to get her freakishly huge hooter tangled up into the bikes steering bars.&lt;br /&gt;Text-only version&lt;br /&gt;These search terms are highlighted: Tina Small Iping  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    *Birth name: Christina Jane Small Measurements: 84-22-34 Height: 5 ft 6 in (165cm) Weight: 125 lbs Hair color: &lt;br /&gt;      Xanga.com - The Blogging Community&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    *&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thursday, 01 May 2008&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    *&lt;br /&gt;Tina Small,a british model of the 1980's claimed to measure 84EE OR GG-22-34. There were two woman-one is Africa Malissa Josephs or something claiming about this size and another Ting Jiafen.Both had the medical condition Virginal Hypergrophy to explain such extra large busts.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Chelsea Charms claims to have a 153XXX bust,but no conclusive evidence is shown.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Wendy Whoppers claimed an 88 EE bust.&lt;br /&gt;      Tina Small-Mother Earth Goddess&lt;br /&gt;   c&lt;br /&gt;      Tina Small-Mother Earth Goddess-&lt;br /&gt;       OptionsFor your information You're subscribed to this mailing list. , Unsubscribe&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      Tina Small Re:View this page "Tina Small The sexy Lady With The 84 Inch Bust&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      The Biggest breast of all time.&lt;br /&gt; From: Joseph Thompson (toreus007@msn.com)&lt;br /&gt;      Sent: Tue 4/29/08 1:39 PM&lt;br /&gt;      Reply-to: TINASMALL@googlegroups.com&lt;br /&gt;      To:  tinasmall@googlegroups.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;         &lt;br /&gt;          &lt;br /&gt;    &lt;br /&gt;      The word or phrase that best describes my personality&lt;br /&gt;      Leo&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      The best or worst lie I've ever told&lt;br /&gt;      I told a girl I liked I though I was Jesus Christ.She liked even after that-called her Superman.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      Fill in the blank: _____ is sexy; _____ is sexier.&lt;br /&gt;      Big breast are sexy.My big peter and goodlook are sexy.Brain are sexy&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      My most humbling moment&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      The last thing that made me laugh out loud&lt;br /&gt;      Street Beer.slang a bootle of pee&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;       Ideals    Update&lt;br /&gt;      If I could be anywhere right now&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      If I was given a million dollars&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;       Philosophies    Update&lt;br /&gt;      Five items I can't live without&lt;br /&gt;      Books,my computer,large size condums,tv,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      25 years from now, I see myself&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      The role religion plays in my life&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      My personal motto or creed&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;       Style    Update&lt;br /&gt;      My personal style&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      The celebrity I resemble the most&lt;br /&gt;      Tom Welling ?Richard Geer-Shit I look good enough to model and be in Hollywood.Celebrities aught to resemble me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      Body art&lt;br /&gt;      none&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      Favorite item of clothing&lt;br /&gt;      Superman t-shirt-tight sweat pants&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;       Space    Update&lt;br /&gt;      In my bedroom one will find...&lt;br /&gt;      =))My bed.big boob maga,books.my icebox.magnum large sized condums.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      In my refrigerator one will find...&lt;br /&gt;      Milk ,bacon,eyes.^:-J=D%&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      Pets&lt;br /&gt;      Non now,but love cats&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;       Work &amp; Living Environment    Update&lt;br /&gt;      The pace of my life is best described as:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      What I like - or dislike - about what I do for a living&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      The type of family I come from&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      The amount of fame and fortune I've achieved in my life is...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;       Interests    Update&lt;br /&gt;      My favorite way to spend a weekend&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      If I could take a class on any subject, it would be...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      The sports I play, and the sports I watch&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      On a first date, I expect&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;          &lt;br /&gt;       HOME Email MY ACCOUNT SEARCH / BROWSE IMC (2) HOTLIST FRIENDS GROUPS BLOGS HELP &lt;br /&gt;        Copyright © 1996-2008 FastCupid, Inc. 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         From: toreus007@msn.com&lt;br /&gt;          To: tinasmall@googlegroups.com&lt;br /&gt;          Subject: Tina Small Re: View this page "Tina Small The sexy Lady With The 84 Inch Bust The Biggest Briti&lt;br /&gt;          Date: Sun, 27 Apr 2008 21:55:57 -0400&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;          Click to show full-size image&lt;br /&gt;          enlarge Show full-size&lt;br /&gt;          Click to show full-size image&lt;br /&gt;          enlarge Show full-size&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;          Sexy,blonde.intelligent.long legged.ultra busty.measures 84EE-22-34.Still,Chelsea Charms and Minka run close.Terry Hatcher,close to those two.But Tina Small-aka Christina Jane Small's my favorite-too sexy goddess.&lt;br /&gt;          My #1&lt;br /&gt;           &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;          Sexy,blonde.intelligent.long legged.ultra busty.measures 84EE-22-34.Still,Chelsea Charms and Minka run close.Terry Hatcher,close to those two.But Tina Small-aka Christina Jane Small's my favorite-too sexy goddess.&lt;br /&gt; 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             From: toreus007@msn.com&lt;br /&gt;              To: tinasmall@googlegroups.com&lt;br /&gt;              Subject: Tina Small Re: View this page "Tina Small The sexy Lady With The 84 Inch Bust The Biggest British G&lt;br /&gt;              Date: Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:12:01 -0400&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               ‎&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               Tina Small‎ -If anyone has a copy of the letter written by Tina Small,in the 1979/1980 edition of  EVERY INCH A LADY ,I would like see a copy.I may buy a copy ,if you have one to sell.I think Tina Small's material should back in print.The two version,plus the Vision X,The Girl from Planet X,Extra and so on.Fling features on her,The Tina Small Appreciation League Stuff and so on.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Sexy,blonde.intelligent.long legged.ultra busty.measures 84EE-22-34.Still,Chelsea Charms and Minka run close.Terry Hatcher,close to those two.But Tina Small-aka Christina Jane Small's my favorite-too sexy goddess.&lt;br /&gt;              Tina Small-Christina Jane Small &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Avatar Image  Answer submitted by mavericstud9half [mavericstud9half has 47 Grupie Points]  (47)  |  Lots of Comments! 67 Comments&lt;br /&gt;              Currently ranked: #12  |  Added on March 26th, 2008  |  Reaction: -24&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               &lt;br /&gt;              Move along, I'm just a spacer!&lt;br /&gt;              Click image to close&lt;br /&gt;              Click to show full-size image&lt;br /&gt;              enlarge Show full-size&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Tina Small -legendary 84 inch british goddess,Chelsie Charms,Maxie Mounds,Minka,Sarenna Lee,Chesty Love,Busty Dusty,Megga Clance,Candy Samples,Christy Canyon,No about nudie pictures by about these women listed.Where they are-who they were.Lives in Great Britain.Did some modelling,acting,wrote a book Big Girls Don't Cry.Had several photobooks-Every Inch a Lady,Vision X,Extra.Movies-The Girl From Planet 1 and 2-whom she wrote the story idea,Extra,likes sci fi,mystery,science,metaphics,big guys.Virginal Breast Hypertrophy -a rare condition,also called macromastia -Virginal breast hypertrophy (VBH) is not a medical name, but the more known name for juvenile macromastia and juvenile gigantomastia. It causes excessive growth of the breasts during puberty and has a much higher frequency than the rare cases of breast hypertrophy in pregnancy-made breast big around age 11 or 12,from 44DD to an amazing 84GG by age 19 or something.Met photo photogrpher John Xavier on a train to London and started her career.Featured in Fling Magazine,Club ,Juggs and Gent.&lt;br /&gt;              Vote!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Comments    |   Leave a comment Leave a comment&lt;br /&gt;              Type your comment:&lt;br /&gt;              Avatar Image&lt;br /&gt;              Please sign in or register to rate this.   -23.4  Thumbs down Thumbs up   &lt;br /&gt;              mavericstud9 7 days ago [Grupies think this comment is poorly said!]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;                You marked this comment as irrelevant  |  Still visible to others  |  Show comment anywayReveal&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Tina Small [TINA SMALL] EVERY INCH A LADY forward by Tina Small‏&lt;br /&gt;              From: tinasmall@googlegroups.com on behalf of NINE9INCHE STUD (mavericspacer@gmail.com)&lt;br /&gt;              Sent: Thu 4/24/08 11:10 AM&lt;br /&gt;              Reply-to: TINASMALL@googlegroups.com&lt;br /&gt;              To: tinasmall@googlegroups.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              EVERY INCH A LADY forward by Tina Small&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              [A Pictorial Celebration of the Most Unique Personality Even Published.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Tina Small by John Xavier.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Forward by Tina Small&lt;br /&gt;              I have to confess that initially the thought of posing for photograph intrigued me. Although I am intrinsically a shy person, I do have an extrovert side to my nature. Photographic modelling means I can express that side on a one to one basis safely, without having to personally expose myself to the multitudes. My privacy and solitude are invaluable to me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Having seen the photographer's work in photographic magazines I appreciate his particular style of Romantic imagery, which appears, to my own nature. The subject is not simply recorded as a documentary article of titillation. There is gentleness and tranquility in the photographs and in no sense is the subject degraded.&lt;br /&gt;              Although to many I am a freak, I prefer to think of myself as unique. To those who see me only as an object of derision, I am pleased to offer my images and bank the proceeds. To those who are aware of, and understand their compulsions, but can place them within a larger context and see beyond them, I am even more pleased to offer a different view of myself and be seen as more than the sum of my physical attributes.&lt;br /&gt;              It's true that I have a lot to show. I also have a lot to give. My life, with all its adversity, has been a proving ground, a classroom in which the lessons I learnt have given me a profound insight into the nature og my existence, and subsequently, have given me a fuller, richer and more rewarding life. I know what I am, and this knowledge is most important thing of all to me.&lt;br /&gt;              My life has been an uphill journey, but the veiw from the top is awesome. Every trial encounted on the way has been worth it. Learning and personal development are rarely achieved out of a life of ease and comfort. The best cost--sometimes dearly.&lt;br /&gt;              I know that to many who read these words what I have just said will contain no meaning and no interest. But I also know that to a very few, a chord of subtle recognition will be struck. To the many I ask in dulgence. To the few I offer hope. All those really big questions you always yearned to know the answers to can be answered. Not by belief, but by personal experience. Don't give up your quest for answers and for self-development.&lt;br /&gt;              In my illustrated autobiography ''Big Girls Don't Cry's describe my own journey of discovery. And if you think that's a plug for my book...you're absolutely right!&lt;br /&gt;              Throughout my life I have been the subject, not only of hostility and callousness, but also of curiosity and fastination. This places me in an interesting position, which I can exploit whenever I can.People listen to me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              I feel intuitively that I am this peculiar shape for a special reason. People want to know about me, not just how I cope with my abnormality, but how I feel about it. They want to know the intimate ins and outs of my life, my interest,my favorite things and favorite places&lt;br /&gt;              My interest includes gardening and the love of natures and animals. When I work in my garden I am acknowledging, and being a part of, my earthly life. I am getting my hands dirty, and loving it. I am helping life to express itself.&lt;br /&gt;              I particularly enjoy science -fiction. What I like about it is its break from the mundane, its leaps into new realms of thinking. its suggestions of new and exiting possiblities.&lt;br /&gt;              I enjoy study too.I like to learn about what is new and how they can be used.Metaphysics and the occult interest me,but I am constantly amazed at how much trash there is available within this market and how often self-stylled position od spiritual authority are abused.&lt;br /&gt;              One of my favorite places is home.Here I can enjoy the security of the familiar and be more at ease to retreat into that other favorite-my own mind.This is a wonderous place indeed,for here anything can .When you think about it,that's where we live all the time anyway.The acceptance of that fact can open the door to many interesting inners journeys and discoveries.&lt;br /&gt;              Since the first printing this book I have had some minor cosmetic surgery .Some of it was nessary and some it simply vanity.The nessessay was tissue removal from my bust and 'uplifting'.The vanity was a bit of work on my nose,which I assure anyone contemplating the operation sin't nessessarily worth the effort.I had black eyes for about six months and discolouring for about two years.We live and learn.&lt;br /&gt;              Exercise is essential for me. Not only is it important that my back is strong but I also find that when I feel healthy I happy and positive. I practice hatha yoga. It keeps me strong,flexible ,balanced and relaxed .And recently I have begun to study tai-chi,which is a form of self-defence.&lt;br /&gt;              This sin't an art I even want to have to use and I don't temp its use by flaunting my bust in public.The way I dress when I'm out doesen't,to the casual observer.reveal my shape.This is mostly to avoid the inevitable sneers and rather obvious remarks made by the immature and the obnoxious.&lt;br /&gt;              Over the years I've received thousans upon thousands of letters from all over the world and I have to say that,generally these are well-wishers and I feel that.although I haven't met them in the flesh,so to speak,I have many,many friends,and that's is one of the finest things anyone can have.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              In closing let me say that whether you are crass or cultured I hope you will enjoy this book.Never feel guilty about indulging in your fantasies,they are what takes life out of the doldrums and gives it spice.If all you want to is rape me with your eyes,then be my guest-it sin't a bad thing to release pent-up energies in a harmless fashion.&lt;br /&gt;              For all those who enjoy me in their own particular way-happy reading.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Christina Jane Small.[Tina Small.]&lt;br /&gt;              .&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              --&lt;br /&gt;              Posted By NINE9INCHE STUD to TINA SMALL at 4/19/2008 07:49:00 A&lt;br /&gt;              --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~&lt;br /&gt;              --~----~&lt;br /&gt;              You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "TINA SMALL" group.&lt;br /&gt;              To post to this group, send email to TINASMALL@googlegroups.com&lt;br /&gt;              To unsubscribe from this group, send email to TINASMALL-unsubscribe@googlegroups.com&lt;br /&gt;              For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/TINASMALL?hl=en&lt;br /&gt;              -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~-----&lt;br /&gt;              -~--~---&lt;br /&gt;              Reply to this comment  Reply     Link to this comment Link&lt;br /&gt;              Type your comment:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              tldr commented on the answer 'Tina Small-Christina Jane Small'‏&lt;br /&gt;              From: Grupthink Staff (staff@grupthink.com)&lt;br /&gt;               Medium riskYou may not know this sender.Mark as safe|Mark as unsafe&lt;br /&gt;              Sent: Fri 4/25/08 2:40 PM&lt;br /&gt;              To:  toreus007@msn.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              tldr comment on the answer 'Tina Small-Christina Jane Small' in the topic, 'Biggest Breasts of all time'&lt;br /&gt;              View the topic at http://www.grupthink.com/topic/3254&lt;br /&gt;              Check out the answer at http://www.grupthink.com/answer/107968&lt;br /&gt;              See the comment at http://www.grupthink.com/comment/64187&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              document.getElementById("MsgContainer").innerHTML='\x3cpre\x3etldr comment on the answer \x27Tina Small-Christina Jane Small\x27 in the topic, \x27Biggest Breasts of all time\x27\x3cbr\x3eView the topic at \x3ca href\x3d\x22http\x3a\x2f\x2fwww.grupthink.com\x2ftopic\x2f3254\x22 target\x3d\x22_blank\x22 onClick\x3d\x22onClickUnsafeLink\x28event\x29\x3b\x22\x3ehttp\x3a\x2f\x2fwww.grupthink.com\x2ftopic\x2f3254\x3c\x2fa\x3e\x3cbr\x3eCheck out the answer at \x3ca href\x3d\x22http\x3a\x2f\x2fwww.grupthink.com\x2fanswer\x2f107968\x22 target\x3d\x22_blank\x22 onClick\x3d\x22onClickUnsafeLink\x28event\x29\x3b\x22\x3ehttp\x3a\x2f\x2fwww.grupthink.com\x2fanswer\x2f107968\x3c\x2fa\x3e\x3cbr\x3eSee the comment at \x3ca href\x3d\x22http\x3a\x2f\x2fwww.grupthink.com\x2fcomment\x2f64187\x22 target\x3d\x22_blank\x22 onClick\x3d\x22onClickUnsafeLink\x28event\x29\x3b\x22\x3ehttp\x3a\x2f\x2fwww.grupthink.com\x2fcomment\x2f64187\x3c\x2fa\x3e\x3cbr\x3e\x3c\x2fpre\x3e';&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              EVERY INCH A LADY –forward by Tina Small.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              [A Pictorial Celebration of the Most Unique Personality Even Published.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Tina Small by John Xavier.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Forward by Tina Small&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              I have to confess that initially the thought of posing for photograph intrigued me. Although I am intrinsically a shy person, I do have an extrovert side to my nature. Photographic modelling means I can express that side on a one to one basis safely, without having to personally expose myself to the multitudes. My privacy and solitude are invaluable to me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               Having seen the photographer’s work in photographic magazines I appreciate his particular style of Romantic imagery, which appears, to my own nature. The subject is not simply recorded as a documentary article of titillation. There is gentleness and tranquility in the photographs and in no sense is the subject degraded.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               Although to many I am a freak, I prefer to think of myself as unique. 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Every trial encounted on the way has been worth it. Learning and personal development are rarely achieved out of a life of ease and comfort. The best cost—sometimes dearly.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              I know that to many who read these words what I have just said will contain no meaning and no interest. But I also know that to a very few, a chord of subtle recognition will be struck. To the many I ask in dulgence. To the few I offer hope. All those really big questions you always yearned to know the answers to can be answered. Not by belief, but by personal experience. Don’t give up your quest for answers and for self-development.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               In my illustrated autobiography ‘’Big Girls Don’t Cry’s describe my own journey of discovery. And if you think that’s a plug for my book…you’re absolutely right!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               Throughout my life I have been the subject, not only of hostility and callousness, but also of curiosity and fastination. This places me in an interesting position, which I can exploit whenever I can.People listen to me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;                I feel intuitively that I am this peculiar shape for a special reason. People want to know about me, not just how I cope with my abnormality, but how I feel about it. They want to know the intimate ins and outs of my life, my interest,my favorite things and favorite places&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               My interest includes gardening and the love of natures and animals. When I work in my garden I am acknowledging, and being a part of, my earthly life. I am getting my hands dirty, and loving it. I am helping life to express itself.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               I particularly enjoy science –fiction. What I like about it is its break from the mundane, its leaps into new realms of thinking. its suggestions of new and exiting possiblities.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               I enjoy study too.I like to learn about what is new and how they can be used.Metaphysics and the occult interest me,but I am constantly amazed at how much trash there is available within this market and how often self-stylled position od spiritual authority are abused.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               One of my favorite places is home.Here I can enjoy the security of the familiar and be more at ease to retreat into that other favorite-my own mind.This is a wonderous place indeed,for here anything can .When you think about it,that’s where we live all the time anyway.The acceptance of that fact can open the door to many interesting inners journeys and discoveries.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               Since the first printing this book I have had some minor cosmetic surgery .Some of it was nessary and some it simply vanity.The nessessay was tissue removal from my bust and ‘uplifting’.The vanity was a bit of work on my nose,which I assure anyone contemplating the operation sin’t nessessarily worth the effort.I had black eyes for about six months and discolouring for about two years.We live and learn.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               Exercise is essential for me. Not only is it important that my back is strong but I also find that when I feel healthy I happy and positive. I practice hatha yoga. It keeps me strong,flexible ,balanced and relaxed .And recently I have begun to study tai-chi,which is a form of self-defence.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               This sin’t an art I even want to have to use and I don’t temp its use by flaunting my bust in public.The way I dress when I’m out doesen’t,to the casual observer.reveal my shape.This is mostly to avoid the inevitable sneers and rather obvious remarks made by the immature and the obnoxious.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               Over the years I’ve received  thousans upon thousands of letters from all over the world and I have to say that,generally these are well-wishers and I feel that.although I haven’t met them in the flesh,so to speak,I have many,many friends,and that’s is one of the finest things anyone can have.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              In closing let me say that whether you are crass or cultured I hope  you will enjoy this book.Never feel guilty about indulging in your fantasies,they are what  takes life out of the doldrums and gives it spice.If all you want to is rape me  with your eyes,then be my guest-it sin’t a bad thing to release pent-up energies in a harmless fashion.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              For all those who enjoy me in their own particular way-happy reading.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;                Christina Jane Small.[Tina Small.] Sexy,blonde.intelligent.long legged.ultra busty.measures 84EE-22-34.Still,Chelsea Charms and Minka run close.Terry Hatcher,close to those two.But Tina Small-aka Christina Jane Small's my favorite-too sexy goddess.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              . toreus007@msn.c...toreus007@msn.com  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Sign out&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              View your account&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Link other accounts&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               Tina Small‎From: toreus007@msn.com&lt;br /&gt;              To: tinasmall@googlegroups.com&lt;br /&gt;              Subject: Tina Small Re: View this page "Tina Small The sexy Lady With The 84 Inch Bust The Biggest British G&lt;br /&gt;              Date: Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:12:01 -0400&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               ‎&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               Tina Small‎ -If anyone has a copy of the letter written by Tina Small,in the 1979/1980 edition of  EVERY INCH A LADY ,I would like see a copy.I may buy a copy ,if you have one to sell.I think Tina Small's material should back in print.The two version,plus the Vision X,The Girl from Planet X,Extra and so on.Fling features on her,The Tina Small Appreciation League Stuff andEVERY INCH A LADY –forward by Tina Small.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              [A Pictorial Celebration of the Most Unique Personality Even Published.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Tina Small by John Xavier.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               Forward by Tina Small&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              I have to confess that initially the thought of posing for photograph intrigued me. Although I am intrinsically a shy person, I do have an extrovert side to my nature. Photographic modelling means I can express that side on a one to one basis safely, without having to personally expose myself to the multitudes. My privacy and solitude are invaluable to me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               Having seen the photographer’s work in photographic magazines I appreciate his particular style of Romantic imagery, which appears, to my own nature. The subject is not simply recorded as a documentary article of titillation. There is gentleness and tranquility in the photographs and in no sense is the subject degraded.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               Although to many I am a freak, I prefer to think of myself as unique. To those who see me only as an object of derision, I am pleased to offer my images and bank the proceeds. To those who are aware of, and understand their compulsions, but can place them within a larger context and see beyond them, I am even more pleased to offer a different view of myself and be seen as more than the sum of my physical attributes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               It’s true that I have a lot to show. I also have a lot to give. My life, with all its adversity, has been a proving ground, a classroom in which the lessons I learnt have given me a profound insight into the nature og my existence, and subsequently, have given me a fuller, richer and more rewarding life. I know what I am, and this knowledge is most important thing of all to me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               My life has been an uphill journey, but the veiw from the top is awesome. Every trial encounted on the way has been worth it. Learning and personal development are rarely achieved out of a life of ease and comfort. The best cost—sometimes dearly.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              I know that to many who read these words what I have just said will contain no meaning and no interest. But I also know that to a very few, a chord of subtle recognition will be struck. To the many I ask in dulgence. To the few I offer hope. All those really big questions you always yearned to know the answers to can be answered. Not by belief, but by personal experience. Don’t give up your quest for answers and for self-development.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               In my illustrated autobiography ‘’Big Girls Don’t Cry’s describe my own journey of discovery. And if you think that’s a plug for my book…you’re absolutely right!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               Throughout my life I have been the subject, not only of hostility and callousness, but also of curiosity and fastination. This places me in an interesting position, which I can exploit whenever I can.People listen to me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;                I feel intuitively that I am this peculiar shape for a special reason. People want to know about me, not just how I cope with my abnormality, but how I feel about it. They want to know the intimate ins and outs of my life, my interest,my favorite things and favorite places&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               My interest includes gardening and the love of natures and animals. When I work in my garden I am acknowledging, and being a part of, my earthly life. I am getting my hands dirty, and loving it. I am helping life to express itself.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               I particularly enjoy science –fiction. What I like about it is its break from the mundane, its leaps into new realms of thinking. its suggestions of new and exiting possiblities.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               I enjoy study too.I like to learn about what is new and how they can be used.Metaphysics and the occult interest me,but I am constantly amazed at how much trash there is available within this market and how often self-stylled position od spiritual authority are abused.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               One of my favorite places is home.Here I can enjoy the security of the familiar and be more at ease to retreat into that other favorite-my own mind.This is a wonderous place indeed,for here anything can .When you think about it,that’s where we live all the time anyway.The acceptance of that fact can open the door to many interesting inners journeys and discoveries.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               Since the first printing this book I have had some minor cosmetic surgery .Some of it was nessary and some it simply vanity.The nessessay was tissue removal from my bust and ‘uplifting’.The vanity was a bit of work on my nose,which I assure anyone contemplating the operation sin’t nessessarily worth the effort.I had black eyes for about six months and discolouring for about two years.We live and learn.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               Exercise is essential for me. Not only is it important that my back is strong but I also find that when I feel healthy I happy and positive. I practice hatha yoga. It keeps me strong,flexible ,balanced and relaxed .And recently I have begun to study tai-chi,which is a form of self-defence.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               This sin’t an art I even want to have to use and I don’t temp its use by flaunting my bust in public.The way I dress when I’m out doesen’t,to the casual observer.reveal my shape.This is mostly to avoid the inevitable sneers and rather obvious remarks made by the immature and the obnoxious.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               Over the years I’ve received  thousans upon thousands of letters from all over the world and I have to say that,generally these are well-wishers and I feel that.although I haven’t met them in the flesh,so to speak,I have many,many friends,and that’s is one of the finest things anyone can have.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              In closing let me say that whether you are crass or cultured I hope  you will enjoy this book.Never feel guilty about indulging in your fantasies,they are what  takes life out of the doldrums and gives it spice.If all you want to is rape me  with your eyes,then be my guest-it sin’t a bad thing to release pent-up energies in a harmless fashion.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              For all those who enjoy me in their own particular way-happy reading.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;                Christina Jane Small.[Tina Small.]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;                ...‎Tina Small‎-&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              WANT 1981 FLING MAGAZINE'S "EVERY INCH A LADY" WITH TINA SMALL.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              EMAIL Anthomey.aol.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      Every inch a lady featuring photos of Tina Small was published by Flint magazine-Realm Publishing Group,Inc the early 1980’s-not 1970;s as some internet moron remember .Every inch a lady was Fling’s way of showcasing the wonderful find that was the incomparable Tina small ,who measurements were an amazing 84-22-34.Too large bust men everywhere, Titanic Tina was a big breast man’s dream come true-a very attractive blond, with long legs, a nice shaped ass, sexy lips and hooters, that made Chesty Morgan look flat. Publisher Arv Miller once commented in the pages of his magazine, printed in San Francisco, that Titanic Tina was around 11 inches bigger than Chesty Morgan extra large bust-who so far the biggest woman ever found to date.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Every inch a lady featuring photos of Tina Small, was printed both as a soft cover edition and a hard cover edition.  EVERY INCH A LADY WAS a title obviously take a 1975 movie. John Xavier, someone who met Tina Small on a train, decided take a few test photos of this lovely women-very shy, with an extreme huge bust line. The pictures were sent Fling and other large bust magazines, and Fling publisher Arv Miller purchased for publication. This around 1979.Everything else followed. Titanic Tina became a feature on and off throughout 1979 to 1980.Soon the success of this Titanic Tina phenomenon generated a special photobook called "EVERY INCH A LADY" WITH TINA SMALL pictures of this extraordinary woman. It also featured other woman, photographed by John Xavier, but no remembers them, just Tina. There an article about John Xavier and friendship with Christina Jane Small,a personal letter written by Tina Small herself,some letters by fans and a cartoon or two of Tina Small.Years later,Amazon Publishing reprinted with book EVERY INCH A LADY" WITH TINA SMALL A Special Edition,in 1984/1985 ,elimination much of this material.Tina Small,wrote the forward,talking herself,her likes,thought and hopes.The rest was pages og her –new photos and old mixed into this new publication.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Tina Small-was an extraordinary nude model,that made her debute in Fling magazine-all adult mens magazine,that specialized in large chested women.She was an extremely pretty girl,who claimed to have lived in a small village within the southern area of the United Kingdom.Raised by her mother,who was abandoned her father ,at an early age around age five.Tina Small claimes to be a twine Fling article cited 81 or 84 inches-23-35.Often called by Fling as either Titanic Tina or Tina Small. Photos of Tina Small,photographed by John Xavier,who discovered on a train to London,in the 1970's.She debuted in Fling Magazine in 1978 or 1979. Tina Small claimed to suffer from the medical condition known as Virginal breast hypertrophy (VBH) is not a medical name, but the more known name for juvenile macromastia and juvenile gigantomastia- that causes excessive growth of the breasts during puberty and has a much higher frequency than the rare cases of breast hypertrophy in pregnancy. She quickly became a sensation and a contriversy within the pages of Fling "“some fans loving her and excepting her as is,while others not-saying she was beautiful and either needed a plastic surgeon or a forklift with cups. Every inch a every inch a lady-a book of Photos of Tina Small.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;soon came after numerous features in Fling.Some pictures were also presented,with Fling editor Ave Miller,in other magazines such as Juggs,Gent and so on around this time.Tina Small,herself soon had a fan club,known as the Tina Small Appriciation League of North Texas,created by a group of fans in Texas.Soon others followed from around the globe,once this made known in the pages of Juggs and Fling magazine.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tina Small,soon wrote her own autobiography called Big Girls Don't Cry,published by Legend Publishers,in an attempt to tell her own story in her own words.Ultra Vision Productions,came out a few very soft core Adult Films,mainly based a series of Adventures of Princess Titania-a superhero science fiction character,created by Tina Small herself,who claimed to be a big science fiction fan and would do such material if it was such.The movies were of an innocent quality and were made sort in the style of Russ Meyers-who claimed to also like to use Tina in one of his upcoming movies.Tina Small,left the adult film and modeling business,being not satified with John Xavier's handling of her career,plus a few relationship problems a man who alledged to engaged to.A few article in British Tabloids such as the Sunday Sport,featured reprints of other articles and chapters of her book.Tina Small,at the time claimed to want to retire and become a part time Buddhist nun .She soon dissappered and left a lot of controversy,that exists until this day.Obviously fakes like Zena Fulsom,Cindy Fulson,Dixie Dynimite,Mandy Mountjoy,Vicki Little,the Farang Ding Dong Girls,the Mastatia Girls and others ,who claimed be other women,with the medical condition,known as Virginal Hypertrophty ,but most were so bad,one but the extremely stupid believed them to be real.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Who ever Titantic Tina or Tina Small was no one,but herself,her personal photographer and manager,and a hand of people that actually met her,knows for sure and known of them are talking on the web anywhere.Rumors of sightings by fans come upon the net and fan clubs appear from time to time,such the Tina Small Collector and the Tina Small Roberta Pedon Fan Club show up on Yahoo.Msn or My Space,One or two profiles appear on the web,such as at My Space,but still no one really knows for sure,what is real or unreal with the legendary career of Tina Small.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Tina Small or Christina Jane Small&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Birthdate:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              September 10, 1959 (age 48)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Birth location: Iping, Somerset, UK.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Measurements: 81 or 84-23-34 GG or EE.( o )( o )&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Height:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              5 ft 6 in ()&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Natural bust:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Yes&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   the Tina Small featured in "Every Inch A Lady"-an  very photobook of this extraordinary personage from Great Britain.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;            Research and Development by Some Sort of Dog Issue 6 of the ...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               TINA SMALL AND OTHER DELIGHTS We have had some correspondence recently with a reader who ... in conjunction with FLING magazine, called "Every Inch A Lady". ...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;                Options&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;                 You're subscribed to this mailing list. Unsubscribe&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Tina Small Re: [TINA SMALL] Every Inch a Lady Tina Small‏&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              From: Joseph Thompson (toreus007@msn.com)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Sent: Mon 4/21/08 7:22 PM&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Reply-to: TINASMALL@googlegroups.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              To:  tinasmall@googlegroups.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               &lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_DamR8Uz2MCU/SukDCE8HKVI/AAAAAAAAAC0/uxDEU9-fTLk/s1600-h/Tina_Small_bath_GAL__BLUEz142399402qsepia.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 332px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_DamR8Uz2MCU/SukDCE8HKVI/AAAAAAAAAC0/uxDEU9-fTLk/s400/Tina_Small_bath_GAL__BLUEz142399402qsepia.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5397848962600741202" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Tina Small-that sexy British Milk Cow needed to be milked by some sexy stud.I'd yank those big udders all night.And she milk my big dick til I scream.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              And now this&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              sincerely yours-Upward Onward Maveric.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Joseph Gilbert Thompson.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              DOC THOMPSON.YE EDITOR AND CREATIVE ART DIRECTOR OF&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              MAVERIC COMICS INC,STUDIOS&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              toreus007@msn.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              maveric lion productionMaveric Comics Studios.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              http://www.myspace.com/mavericentertainmentgroup  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Maveric Entertainment Group.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              trademark[copyright-2006.Mavereic Lions&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Productions Entertaainment.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Maveric Comics Studios.Maveric Entertainment Group.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              P.O Box 22505 Landtitle Station/Building.Philadelphia,Pa,19110.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              joe thompson -room 229.1320 south 32 street.Philadelphia,Pa,1946&lt;br /&gt;         &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;     6142 Torresdale Avenue.Philadelphia,Pa,19135-3718.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Be kind or don't bother sending.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              MAVERIC COMICS GROUP manager&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              MAVERIC COMICS INC, STUDIOS&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Latest News: Tina Small is Goddess Earth Mother&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              if you think a thing is impossable, and then you'll make it imposable.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              http://groups.msn.com/MAVERICCOMICSINCSTUDIOS&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              http://groups.msn.com/MAVERICCOMICSINCSTUDIOS&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              http://groups.msn.com/MAVERICCOMICSINCSTUDIOS&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              http://groups.msn.com/MAVERICCOMICSINCSTUDIOS&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              http://groups.msn.com/MAVERICCOMICSINCSTUDIOS&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;                trademark[copyright-2006.Mavereic Lions&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Productions Entertaainment.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Maveric Comics Studios.Maveric Entertainment Group.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              - - trademark[copyright-2006.Mavereic Lions&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Productions Entertaainment.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Maveric Comics Studios.Maveric Entertainment Group.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               &lt;br /&gt;Date: Mon, 21 Apr 2008 12:12:27 -0700&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              From: mavericspacer@gmail.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              To: tinasmall@googlegroups.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Subject: Tina Small [TINA SMALL] Every Inch a Lady Tina Small&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;           Every Inch a Lady Tina Small&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;             Every Inch a Lady Tina Small featuring the photo likeness of an incomparable and extraordinary Woman BY Joseph Gilbert Thompson&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               &lt;br /&gt;Every Inch a lady Tina Small-&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              WANT PICTORAL - EVERY INCH A LADY&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              TINA SMALL | مجموعات Google&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Top Heavy model way before the likes of Chelsea Charms, Minka, SaRenna Lee, Keisha Evans...Tina Small every inch a lady was her first photo book of pictures taken by photographer John Xavier, ...Tina Small was a kind of ultra top heavy -but everyone...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              groups.google.com.eg/group/TINASMALL There are currently too many topics in this group that display first. To make this topic appear first, remove this option from another topic.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              From: anther...@aol.com (ANT Homey)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;           Date: 1995/05/02&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Subject: WANT PICTORAL - EVERY INCH A LADY&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;            Reply to author | Forward | Print | Individual message | Show original | Report this message | Find messages by this author&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;           WANT 1981 FLING MAGAZINE'S "EVERY INCH A LADY" WITH TINA SMALL.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              EMAIL Anthomey.aol.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;            Every inch a lady featuring photos of Tina Small was published by Flint magazine-Realm Publishing Group,Inc the early 1980’s-not 1970;s as some internet moron remember .Every inch a lady was Fling’s way of showcasing the wonderful find that was the incomparable Tina small ,who measurements were an amazing 84-22-34.Too large bust men everywhere, Titanic Tina was a big breast man’s dream come true-a very attractive blond, with long legs, a nice shaped ass, sexy lips and hooters, that made Chesty Morgan look flat. Publisher Arv Miller once commented in the pages of his magazine, printed in San Francisco, that Titanic Tina was around 11 inches bigger than Chesty Morgan extra large bust-who so far the biggest woman ever found to date.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;            Every inch a lady featuring photos of Tina Small, was printed both as a soft cover edition and a hard cover edition.  EVERY INCH A LADY WAS a title obviously take a 1975 movie. John Xavier, someone who met Tina Small on a train, decided take a few test photos of this lovely women-very shy, with an extreme huge bust line. The pictures were sent Fling and other large bust magazines, and Fling publisher Arv Miller purchased for publication. This around 1979.Everything else followed. Titanic Tina became a feature on and off throughout 1979 to 1980.Soon the success of this Titanic Tina phenomenon generated a special photobook called "EVERY INCH A LADY" WITH TINA SMALL pictures of this extraordinary woman. It also featured other woman, photographed by John Xavier, but no remembers them, just Tina. There an article about John Xavier and friendship with Christina Jane Small,a personal letter written by Tina Small herself,some letters by fans and a cartoon or two of Tina Small.Years later,Amazon Publishing reprinted with book EVERY INCH A LADY" WITH TINA SMALL A Special Edition,in 1984/1985 ,elimination much of this material.Tina Small,wrote the forward,talking herself,her likes,thought and hopes.The rest was pages og her –new photos and old mixed into this new publication.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;            Tina Small-was an extraordinary nude model,that made her debute in Fling magazine-all adult mens magazine,that specialized in large chested women.She was an extremely pretty girl,who claimed to have lived in a small village within the southern area of the United Kingdom.Raised by her mother,who was abandoned her father ,at an early age around age five.Tina Small claimes to be a twine Fling article cited 81 or 84 inches-23-35.Often called by Fling as either Titanic Tina or Tina Small. Photos of Tina Small,photographed by John Xavier,who discovered on a train to London,in the 1970's.She debuted in Fling Magazine in 1978 or 1979. Tina Small claimed to suffer from the medical condition known as Virginal breast hypertrophy (VBH) is not a medical name, but the more known name for juvenile macromastia and juvenile gigantomastia- that causes excessive growth of the breasts during puberty and has a much higher frequency than the rare cases of breast hypertrophy in pregnancy. She quickly became a sensation and a contriversy within the pages of Fling "“some fans loving her and excepting her as is,while others not-saying she was beautiful and either needed a plastic surgeon or a forklift with cups. Every inch a every inch a lady-a book of Photos of Tina Small.soon came after numerous features in Fling.Some pictures were also presented,with Fling editor Ave Miller,in other magazines such as Juggs,Gent and so on around this time.Tina Small,herself soon had a fan club,known as the Tina Small Appriciation League of North Texas,created by a group of fans in Texas.Soon others followed from around the globe,once this made known in the pages of Juggs and Fling magazine.Tina Small,soon wrote her own autobiography called Big Girls Don't Cry,published by Legend Publishers,in an attempt to tell her own story in her own words.Ultra Vision Productions,came out a few very soft core Adult Films,mainly based a series of Adventures of Princess Titania-a superhero science fiction character,created by Tina Small herself,who claimed to be a big science fiction fan and would do such material if it was such.The movies were of an innocent quality and were made sort in the style of Russ Meyers-who claimed to also like to use Tina in one of his upcoming movies.Tina Small,left the adult film and modeling business,being not satified with John Xavier's handling of her career,plus a few relationship problems a man who alledged to engaged to.A few article in British Tabloids such as the Sunday Sport,featured reprints of other articles and chapters of her book.Tina Small,at the time claimed to want to retire and become a part time Buddhist nun .She soon dissappered and left a lot of controversy,that exists until this day.Obviously fakes like Zena Fulsom,Cindy Fulson,Dixie Dynimite,Mandy Mountjoy,Vicki Little,the Farang Ding Dong Girls,the Mastatia Girls and others ,who claimed be other women,with the medical condition,known as Virginal Hypertrophty ,but most were so bad,one but the extremely stupid believed them to be real.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Who ever Titantic Tina or Tina Small was no one,but herself,her personal photographer and manager,and a hand of people that actually met her,knows for sure and known of them are talking on the web anywhere.Rumors of sightings by fans come upon the net and fan clubs appear from time to time,such the Tina Small Collector and the Tina Small Roberta Pedon Fan Club show up on Yahoo.Msn or My Space,One or two profiles appear on the web,such as at My Space,but still no one really knows for sure,what is real or unreal with the legendary career of Tina Small.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Tina Small or Christina Jane Small&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Birthdate:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              September 10, 1959 (age 48)&lt;br /&gt;Birth location: Iping, Somerset, UK.&lt;br /&gt;Measurements: 81 or 84-23-34 GG or EE.( o )( o )&lt;br /&gt;Height:5 ft 6 in ()&lt;br /&gt;Natural bust:Yes&lt;br /&gt;the Tina Small featured in "Every Inch A Lady"&lt;br /&gt;Research and Development by Some Sort of Dog Issue 6 of the ...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;          TINA SMALL AND OTHER DELIGHTS We have had some correspondence recently with a reader who ... in conjunction with FLING magazine, called "Every Inch A Lady". ...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               . , Every inch a lady featuring the photo likeness of Tina Small is very rare.Chances of you finding a copy is slim indeed.Unless someone deside to re-publish these two edition,into a every inch a lady Tina Small-a new special edition,don’t expect to find it online or at any local book store anytime soon.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   . All true fans loved Every Inch a Lady featuring Tina Small .It only has since Tina Small,disappeared that certain individuals with many axws to grind,because spent money on the liked of imitators like Zena Fulson and Cindy Fulson,has been people out to assassinate the incomparable Christina Jane Small’s memory.If Tina Small really exist and is living seclusion,she may not even be aware of any of this type of thing,just Betty Page was aware of the late Dave Stevens fame he ignited about her 1950’s modelling and film career.And it is easy for these internut cowards to hide behind fake names and hidden locations,to cast down a woman,they have never met,simply because,most of them are immature men,into extra big breast and get very angery because some like Tina Small would not sleep with them and be their personal sex slave 25.7.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;            Every Inch a lady Tina small their every inch a lady Tina Small favorite duo signed with every inch a lady Tina Small real male friends-those she once claimed to have,know who she is..They claim,she is the nicest person-very kind very loving.She was a clown at time and very intelligent.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;           every inch a lady Tina Small&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;     &lt;br /&gt;              How rare and vile every inch a lady Tina Small to Jesus,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Every inch a lady Tina small who every inch a lady Tina Small stops into squares, a every inch a lady Tina small every inch a lady Tina small Valkyrie sent to own risk.. The future of Every Inch a Lady featuring Tina Small is unclear.If this book ever resurfaces.It will the fans,but some big money making publisher to bring it back-hopefully with co-operation of both John Xavier and Tina Small herself.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Access Every Inch a Lady featruring Tina Small should allowed by future generations to enjoy,not be relegated to oddballodity,of the 1980’s read by big tit freaks and published by morons out to make a quick buck.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Every inch a lady Tina small I believe truly featuring the likeness and personality in either edition of a unique individual,who just happen to be sexier than a super model and posses a bust five times her stature.She wasn’t just the latest line of sexy,big top bimbos-here too day-gone tomorrow,to replace whatever the likes of the industry wants to promote as the next big top superstar.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Is every inch a lady featuring Tina Small real ?Maybe.I don’t just lump her with all the fakes and well that’s that.Fuck it,now lets go surf for pictures of Chelsea Charms-she 153 XXX anyway.No,Tina Small,was a pioneer for the likes of Chelsea Charms- and her 153 XXX bustline –is such is true.Chelsea should Tina Small publicly.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Tina Small more every inch a lady was a unique publication.My goal is too preserve such a publication and cast it down as yesterdays big busty mag stunt.Maybe it was,but maybe it wasn’t neither.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Tina Small was extraordinary-unique-not just because she possessed a big breast man fantasy top,but because she was far ahead of all the woman around her-even to this day.She refused to just be another porn bimbo.If that dosen’t sit well with them,maybe it’s time to grow up,join the real,get off your ass and find a real woman,that isn’t in the center of a magazine.Turn off the tapes and movies –get a life and join the human race. And this goes triple for guys publishing this stuff.Before you cast the first stone at Tina Small and such,see if your without sin.I bet not.Goes too,for many bimbos with fake big breast running around the industry.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;             Message Added: Re: biggest breast in the world!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;             Your message is now posted on the Bulletin Board.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              &lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_DamR8Uz2MCU/SukDZtv9KKI/AAAAAAAAAC8/1wE2J4ASkdo/s1600-h/Tina%2520Small%2520cberette%2520costume%2520image004.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 285px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_DamR8Uz2MCU/SukDZtv9KKI/AAAAAAAAAC8/1wE2J4ASkdo/s400/Tina%2520Small%2520cberette%2520costume%2520image004.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5397849368692598946" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What's the world's largest commercially available bra size (revisited)?&lt;br /&gt;July 14, 2000&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dear Cecil:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You once wrote about the largest commercially available bra size. [The largest that could be found on store shelves was 48DD, while the largest found in a catalog was 52E.] If you were correct then, you need to update the answer now. I wear a 48H. It is off the rack and not the largest size that was available at the shop--that was a 52I, if I recall. The last Sears catalog I saw had a 52G, and I once bought a 46II from them. When I first bought bras the largest I could find was an F cup, but that was back when I was a 36F so I did not mind.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;— Lee, via the Straight Dope Message Board&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I handed this question to one of my interns, young Doug, along with a bunch of other worthy topics, such as the effect of atmospheric drag on dropped versus falling bullets. You can see what he zeroed in on. But what the hell, this is a poorly understood issue, and while it's not in the same league as mapping the human genome, at the Straight Dope we strive to serve the whole man.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;First we need to deal with the philosophical issues. What, really, do we mean when we say "size"? For that matter, what about "largest," "commercially available," and "the"? When we speak of the largest size, are we strictly concerned, as Aquinas says, with "the measurement across the fullest part of the bust"? Or are we just talking about really big hooters, and damn the total circumference?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And what about the bra-sizing code? Many of today's youth--for that matter, many of yesterday's youth--are confused about this. Having gotten the idea that 36-24-36 was good, they figured a 52E must be really, really good. Au contraire. Not to make light of the situation (I wish), but if you're hanging out with a woman who wears this size, you're probably going to need to get the furniture reinforced.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For a good practical treatment of the sizing process, you can't beat Victoria's Secret, which gives the following explanation. First, one measures around the rib cage below the breasts and adds five to the result. This gives us the band size--the numerical part of 34C. Then one measures across the nipples. Even at Victoria's Secret, no one ever says "nipples," or "breasts" either, for that matter, giving the impression that women merely have an inexplicable expansion of the upper topography a la the Barbie doll. But we tell it like it is. The difference between the band size and the nipple measurement gives the cup size. Less than one inch is AA, one inch is A, two inches is B, and on up to five inches, DD. In short, for the breast-fixated, the focus ought to be the cup size, not the band.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Above double D, things get more complicated. Doug contacted Frederick's of Hollywood but found that the largest size they carry is DD. He then turned to lingerie shops, where he ran up against the epistemological questions raised earlier. Honey, the shop proprietors told him, this is America. You can get any size you want--we'll make it for you custom. Doug immediately began salivating about triple Zs and speculated about what you would do if you ran out of letters. (His suggestion: use the names of U.S. presidents. "Get a load of the Buchanans on her!" Steady, lad.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Seems to me a custom size counts as "commercially available," but clearly what was meant here was "on an off-the-shelf basis." The biggest noncustom size Doug turned up was 54LL, but in trying to figure out what this meant in terms of, you know, bushels, we encountered another problem--above DD there's no such thing as standardized measurement. Some establishments go up by pairs, as in D, DD, E, EE, F, FF, and so on, while others, perhaps wishing to leave room for future expansion, go up in triples, D, DD, DDD, E, EE, EEE, etc. The 54LL shop uses the pair method, so presumably a double-L cup size exceeds the band size by 21 inches. (You're thinking, how does a woman like that stand upright? Answer: with difficulty. Many large-breasted women endure chronic back pain.) Even the 21 inches isn't certain. We're told some sizing charts skip K, and some shops use measuring systems all their own. One store told Doug, "A traditional, correctly fitting, store-sized bra cup, size D, would be equivalent to our G cup. So a DD would be equivalent to an H, and a DDD would be equivalent to an I."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The definitive answer to this question still eludes us. "I'm still waiting for a couple of tent and awning stores to call back," Doug said wanly. Don't be too hard on him. He did the best he could.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;THIS JUST IN&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well, I don't know about commercially available. But 54LL is not the max. Ain't postin' no link--hey, we got standards--but if you're curious, do a websearch for "normastitz."  Doug might have occasion to use his presidential idea sooner than he thought.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;— Cecil Adams&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Bodybuilding, Health and Fitness Discussion FOUND THIS ALL BY ACCIDENT.WELL.I WAS SURFING FOR TINA SMALL STUFF,BUT I FOUND THAT UNION GRAPHICS WAS BACK.I DID A FEW GOOGLE SEARCHES SOME TIME AGO-I FORGET WHEN,BUT NOTHING CAME UP,BUT IMFORMATION,THAT THE LINKS WERE NON ACTIVITE AND COULD NOT BE FOUND.Obviousely,Steve desided to bring the Union stuff back,other that one Megga Glince stuff that could be fund,Anyway,glad to hear it's back.I felt that Paul Forest drew some fantastically huge chicks,and even his work was a bit simple and cartoony,it was fun to know it existed-just like that bust artist.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              As you you may or may not,I'm kinda nutso for the Legendary Tina Small.I am still looking for this TINA SMALL&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              EVERY INCH A LADY Add to Cart $35.00. SPECIAL OFFER FREE DOUBLE TINA SMALL. CD&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              ROM WITH EVERY PURCHASE OVER THE. PRICE OF $70.00 ONE WEEK LIMITED OFFER ONLY. ...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              www.jerrykurlz.co.uk/tina.htm - 5k - Cached and anything about Tina Small.I think beyond just an amazingly huge set of breast,the woman is amazing period.Big breast or flat.So having freakishly huge one,just makes a hot,fantastic babe,even better.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              My Groups Sign In&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Welcome to Groups@AOL, please sign-in. ...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              groups.aol.com/mavericcreators - 23k - Cached - Similar pages-my old club onAOL.COM&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              My Groups Sign In&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Welcome to Groups@AOL, please sign-in. ...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              groups.aol.com/mavericcreators - 23k - Cached - Similar pages.LINKS TO MY CLUB CAN BE FOUND AT VARIOUS PLACE,mAMMAZINE USED TO HAVE A LINK,BUT THAT MIGHT BE GONE NOW. GALAXY BEINGS&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              ... GALAXY BEINGS, 2, 0, 0, manager, JOSEPH GILBERT THOMPSON,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              0, 0, 0, manager, TINA SMALL COLLECTOR one, manager, ...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              groups.msn.com/GALAXYBEINGS/ links.msnw?action=view_list&amp;sortstring - 91k - Cached - Similar pages&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              i seem to be having trouble finding my own clubs,with a few bits of the Tina Small internet hazzards getting in the way.Anyway,if you get to any of my clubs,especially the Tina Small Collector-drop a line&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WS_Nmsv-9ms&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Her real numbers she is - 70 into 89 inches bust. That I WAY ARE THEY BIGGER THAN TINA Ne.s.Shame she want to take em with porn sized handsome love to be with Her real numbers she is - 0 into 9 inches bust. That I WAY ARE THEY BIGGER THAN TINA Ne.s.Shame she wants to take em with porn sized handsome love to be with your honey and 8.5 inches in length to 9 inches by 6 inches in girth. Would love to have inches in length to 9 inches by 6 inches tool about the size of Peter North-which is reported to be 8.5 inches in length to 9 inches by 6 inches hung around this size and if I wanted, be a male adult film star with that big thing between my legs... Peter North is among such thing as too bighahahahaha----------------- Original Message Oct PM You think 9 inches is too big or way ok Original Message Maria aka 0 Oct cool - do you have any pics you care to&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;         Original Message Oct PM My tool about the size of Peter North-which is reported to be 8.5 inches in length to 9 inches by 6 inches hung around this size and I wanted be a male adult film star with that big thing between my legs.. Peter North is amongst the largest of all current male porn stars and 9 inches. In addition, this is a lie-you see on my Google Groups-Hung like a Queen and Big Bust Big Peter Support Group or Large Peter Support. CHELSEA CHARMS -big very top-heavy female measurement were reported to be -more is one of the top-heavy women love meet. Tina Small-another very top-heavy female-whose measurements are My tool about the size of Peter North-which is reported to be 8.5 inches in length by 6 inches is amongst the largest of all current male porn stars and 9 inches. send a letter if you your honey and 8.5 inches in length to 9 inches by 6 inches in girth.Would love to have you.Version: Current by SUPERMAN - 8:20am&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Page editing not supported in your web browser. Download a new copy of Firefox or Internet Explorer to edit pages.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              2 messages about this page.8:35am by joe thompson&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;             maveric superman&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Member since:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              November 01, 2007&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    8:21am by SUPERMANClick on http://groups.google.com/group/TINASMALL/web/every-inch-a-lady-tina-small?hl=en&lt;br /&gt;- or copy &amp; paste it into your browser's address bar if that doesn't&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              work.Posted By NINE9INCHE STUD to TINA SMALL at 4/19/2008 07:49:00 A&lt;br /&gt;© 2008 Microsoft Privacy Legal  Help CAnyone in the U.K.ever meet a top heavy gal with an 84 inch bust ?&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Tina Small Re: View this page "EVERY INCH A LADY Forward by Tina Small"‏&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              From: Joseph Thompson (toreus007@msn.com)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Sent: Wed 4/23/08 5:05 PM&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Reply-to: TINASMALL@googlegroups.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              To:  tinasmall@googlegroups.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Security scan up4fe5.jpg (28.6 KB), 5cb8.jpg (15.6 KB), 7b38.jpg (26.9 KB), __hr_Tina...jpg (136.3 KB), Christina...jpg (19.3 KB)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              This word for word copy of the Tina Small's last interveiw.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;             And now this&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              sincerely yours-Upward Onward Maveric.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Joseph Gilbert Thompson.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              DOC THOMPSON.YE EDITOR AND CREATIVE ART DIRECTOR OF&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              MAVERIC COMICS INC,STUDIOS&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              toreus007@msn.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              maveric lion productionMaveric Comics Studios.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              http://www.myspace.com/mavericentertainmentgroup  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; 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             To: tinasmall@googlegroups.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Subject: Tina Small Re: View this page 'EVERY INCH A LADY Forward by Tina Small'&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Date: Wed, 23 Apr 2008 11:38:30 -0400&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;            EXCLUSIVE-84'' WHOPPER-SHE'S A NUN&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;   Message List   &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Reply | Forward   Message #3 of 1681 &lt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              From: 'mavericstud &lt;mavericstud@y...&gt;' &lt;mavericstud@y...&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Date: Wed Feb 12, 2003 8:48 am&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Subject: EXCLUSIVE-84'' WHOPPER-SHE'S A NUN&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               &lt;br /&gt;Question&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Are Tina Small the better mega breasts of world?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               Yes she is marvellous&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               May be&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               No she is monster&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;           Feb 12 EXCLUSIVE-84'' WHOPPER-SHE'S A NUN - mavericstud&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              COPIED FROM THE SUNDAY SPORT-printed sometime in 1989-OR AROUND&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              OR BEFORE 1990&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              From: 'mavericstud &lt;mavericstud@y...&gt;' &lt;mavericstud@y...&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Date: Wed Feb 12, 2003 8:28 am&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Subject: EXCLUSIVE-84'' WHOPPER-SHE'S A NUN&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;             COPIED FROM THE SUNDAY SPORT-printed sometime in 1989-OR AROUND OR&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              BEFORE 1990.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              TINA SMALL-the girl with the 84 inch whoppers--has given up sex--for ever.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And the girl who grew so fast her mum had to buyher a bigger bra each week has become a part time a NUN.She has secretly joined a strict Bubdhist religous order and regularly goes on retreats at a centre in Surrey.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;While she is there,Tina lives the strict life of a nun,,,dresses in figure consealing clothes...and meditates along for hours in her cell.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It's a complete contrast to her days.as a the worlds most amazinbg topless model.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Her 84 inch bust--the biggest in the world--has appeared in areveal-all video,in hundreds of thousands mens magazines,posters,and her own autobiolography.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But now the worlds biggest cover up job.Her amazing boobs are hidden&lt;br /&gt;by an all enveloping dark grey nun habit.tied loosely at her waist by a piece of rope.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   ''I realized I'm never going to enjoy a normal relationship with a&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              man''said Tina -age 27.&lt;br /&gt;Obviously big gals don't screw either.Shows sign of a depressed personality.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              ''So I desided to staycelibate.The rewards of getting closer to heavon..and as the same heavon to us all.whether Buddhist or Catholic or Protistant or Muslim...are far nicer than the pleasures of the flesh,''says Tina Small.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tina comes from a tiny hamlet in the West Courty,whrere she lives in a whitewashed cottage,with a thatched roof.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               &lt;br /&gt;WEW PICTURES OF TINA.PAGE 3.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Sex Now Taboo For Buddhist nun Tina.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              FROM FRONT PAGE.BY CHARLES REWREW.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              She's followed the example of Tom and Barbara in the TV series THE&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              GOOD LIFE and desided to be self sufficiant.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              She grows her own fruite and vegtables--but unlike the imiginary&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Suburban good life.there is no backyard pig waiting to be the beacon&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              for breakfast.''I am a strict vegitarian''said Tina.''My&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              religion''means.I MUSTN'T KILL ANYTHING--OVER A FLY OR MESQUETO.''&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              TINA SMALL COLLECTOR&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              BUSTRY BRITISH PIN-UP MODEL AND ACTRESS,STAR OF FLING,VISION X,GIRL&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              FROM PLANET X,ANDOTHER MATERIAL,FOCAL SUBJECT OF FORMER FANZINE&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              TALNT AND TINA SMALL COLLECTOR ON AOL,COM GROUP CLUBS&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              http://groups.yahoo.com/group/TINASMALLCOLECTOR&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              mavericediror&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              TINA SMALL COLLECTOR one&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              EDITOR'S NOTE;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              One wonder if this lovely creature,ever did,like rumors claim go to to Thailand and become a part time NUN?EXCLUSIVE-84'' WHOPPERS-SHE'S A NUN-Was this really someone wanting to retire to a quite life or was this a way to simply cover up a way to put a close on the whole Tina Small Phenonminon ?Was Tina Small really into scince fiction ?Was her breast really that big ?And what was with this guy in California,she supposed to engaged too?A guy,she claimed was her Mark Spitz looka like .We take she liked tall,dark haied men with mustaches.In light of this interveiw,it seems likely,that never happened and Tina Small,went into a huge depression.Asshole,too obsessed with massive juggs and thats all they can talk about,never get into the woman's head.It's big juggs,big breast,big tits,big hooter,big zepplin sized knockers and thats about it.Clearly,Tina Small,is a young,attractive going through issues.It's far more than just a set of big,freakish huge knotkers moron have reduced her,too.If this was fake,someone pured alot of time into faking this womans life.Anything,I MEAN NOTHING-NOT ZENA FULSOM,CINDY FULSOM,THE FARANG DING DONG GIRLS,THE MANASTIA GIRLS,DIXIE DYNOMITE,MARIA BIGGS,VICKI LITTLE,MANDY MOUNTJOY,explains the girl on a swing.Clearly,asshole,with big consoiracy theories,this is a 13 year old girl-and Tina Small herself-you can tell by the same facial features,idiots dealing her breast starting to grow and appear somewhere around 44DD.Nothing,guys and girls explains that and I seriously doght John Xavier planned Mission Impoosable style several years ahaid-got some 13 year old,stuff her top and faked the rest years later.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              And now this&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              sincerely yours-Upward Onward Maveric.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Joseph Gilbert Thompson.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              DOC THOMPSON.YE EDITOR AND CREATIVE ART DIRECTOR OF&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              MAVERIC COMICS INC,STUDIOS&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              toreus007@msn.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              maveric lion productionMaveric Comics Studios.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              http://www.myspace.com/mavericentertainmentgroup  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Maveric Entertainment Group.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              trademark[copyright-2006.Mavereic Lions&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Productions Entertaainment.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Maveric Comics Studios.Maveric Entertainment Group.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              P.O Box 22505 Landtitle Station/Building.Philadelphia,Pa,19110.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              joe thompson -room 229.1320 south 32 street.Philadelphia,Pa,1946&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              6142 Torresdale Avenue.Philadelphia,Pa,19135-3718.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Be kind or don't bother sending.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              MAVERIC COMICS GROUP manager&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              MAVERIC COMICS INC, STUDIOS&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              Latest News: Tina Small is Goddess Earth Mother&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              if you think a thing is impossable, and then you'll make it imposable.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              http://groups.msn.com/MAVERICCOMICSINCSTUDIOS&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              http://groups.msn.com/MAVERICCOMICSINCSTUDIOS&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              http://groups.msn.com/MAVERICCOMICSINCSTUDIOS&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;               &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;              http://groups.msn.com/MAVERICCOMICSINCSTUDIOS&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; 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margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 221px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_DamR8Uz2MCU/SwlysSVAfcI/AAAAAAAAAEo/_b9NXGCgnd0/s400/tinasmalluuu.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5406978932794752450" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_DamR8Uz2MCU/SuiGB6wnG7I/AAAAAAAAACE/zDz_mElPenU/s1600-h/bda0.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 257px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_DamR8Uz2MCU/SuiGB6wnG7I/AAAAAAAAACE/zDz_mElPenU/s400/bda0.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5397711520914676658" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tina Small billed as the British Gal with Biggest Breast Ever.Measuring an amazing 84 inches around her top,you got to wonder how she keeps from falling over.She was the product of breast emlargement,by way Solicone Implants or String Implants.Her breast very natural,the result of a hormonal imbalace that expanded very big.Enormous in fact.Like grand Zepplins strapped in front of her,followed by a very sexy,if skinny rear,long golden hair and a sexy,innoscent smile.&lt;br /&gt;And this very top heavy gal has brains too.She isn't brain dead bimbo,with huge breast.I know Hollywood loves that stereo type,along with weird nerd guy into science fiction,whose a total asshole and muscle jock,with huge cock and few brains,some people real world don't fit that image.I'm one.I'm handsome,brainy-like sci fi and I've big meat,Chelsea Charms is another reads books and has real big ones and so is Tina Small.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3982520115458626274-7143427095960201496?l=tinasmallfunland.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tinasmallfunland.blogspot.com/feeds/7143427095960201496/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://tinasmallfunland.blogspot.com/2009/10/tina-small-billed-as-british-gal-with.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3982520115458626274/posts/default/7143427095960201496'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3982520115458626274/posts/default/7143427095960201496'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tinasmallfunland.blogspot.com/2009/10/tina-small-billed-as-british-gal-with.html' title='Tina Small billed as the British Gal with Biggest Breast Ever'/><author><name>mavericstud8</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11145441979279155528</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_DamR8Uz2MCU/SwlysSVAfcI/AAAAAAAAAEo/_b9NXGCgnd0/s72-c/tinasmalluuu.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3982520115458626274.post-7220129326903320588</id><published>2009-10-28T08:24:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-28T08:27:45.354-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Tina Small like dislikes</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_DamR8Uz2MCU/Suhi6nP2OkI/AAAAAAAAAB8/-Nn4Nw9cn8o/s1600-h/image010.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 346px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_DamR8Uz2MCU/Suhi6nP2OkI/AAAAAAAAAB8/-Nn4Nw9cn8o/s400/image010.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5397672912510925378" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tina Small once described that she will likes any kind of music from Fred Astaire to Led Zepplin.She likes also science fiction.fantasy,mysteries.Black stockings and panties.Pink.Stagg ruggs.&lt;br /&gt;She hates rude people.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3982520115458626274-7220129326903320588?l=tinasmallfunland.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tinasmallfunland.blogspot.com/feeds/7220129326903320588/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://tinasmallfunland.blogspot.com/2009/10/tina-small-like-dislikes.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3982520115458626274/posts/default/7220129326903320588'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3982520115458626274/posts/default/7220129326903320588'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tinasmallfunland.blogspot.com/2009/10/tina-small-like-dislikes.html' title='Tina Small like dislikes'/><author><name>mavericstud8</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11145441979279155528</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_DamR8Uz2MCU/Suhi6nP2OkI/AAAAAAAAAB8/-Nn4Nw9cn8o/s72-c/image010.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3982520115458626274.post-1663147974091926101</id><published>2009-10-17T11:16:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-17T11:32:23.821-07:00</updated><title type='text'>TINA SMALL BIG GIRLS DON'T CRY</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_DamR8Uz2MCU/StoMZOtPYbI/AAAAAAAAABk/r-xC2VgVauM/s1600-h/n_aPRINCESSV.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 227px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_DamR8Uz2MCU/StoMZOtPYbI/AAAAAAAAABk/r-xC2VgVauM/s400/n_aPRINCESSV.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5393637131313701298" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fulsom Desirae Kerry Marie Katalina Verdin Kayla Kleevage Linsey Dawn McKenzie Nadine Jensen Tina Small Yulia Nova Zena Fulsom For download the pics, click with the right mouse button-RELATED TO THE TINA SMALL COLLECTOR,THE TINA SMALL REPORTER AND TINA SMALL CHRONICLES.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_DamR8Uz2MCU/StoMY76AaKI/AAAAAAAAABc/683qRj-GJn4/s1600-h/Christina%2520Jane%2520Small%2520bc8b.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 275px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_DamR8Uz2MCU/StoMY76AaKI/AAAAAAAAABc/683qRj-GJn4/s400/Christina%2520Jane%2520Small%2520bc8b.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5393637126266972322" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tina Small&lt;br /&gt;Titanic Tina Aka Tina Small -ultra top heavy model-1980's Blond With 83 Inch Bosom real &lt;br /&gt;Tina Small Collector Wiki&lt;br /&gt;Big busted British Model&lt;br /&gt;http://tinasmallcollector.wikia.com/wiki/Tina_Small_Collector_Wiki&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_DamR8Uz2MCU/StoMYYU6Q3I/AAAAAAAAABU/fWhkojBf8hE/s1600-h/tina+small+back+bk.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 297px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_DamR8Uz2MCU/StoMYYU6Q3I/AAAAAAAAABU/fWhkojBf8hE/s400/tina+small+back+bk.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5393637116716139378" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_DamR8Uz2MCU/StoMYHX1obI/AAAAAAAAABM/JMpSR_SSOus/s1600-h/CAMAOTina+small+umbrella+postcard+44G.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 220px; height: 319px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_DamR8Uz2MCU/StoMYHX1obI/AAAAAAAAABM/JMpSR_SSOus/s400/CAMAOTina+small+umbrella+postcard+44G.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5393637112165015986" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_DamR8Uz2MCU/StoMXg3OJLI/AAAAAAAAABE/wqUnYWbbmZs/s1600-h/Tina_Small_bath_GAL__BLUEz142399402qsepia.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 332px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_DamR8Uz2MCU/StoMXg3OJLI/AAAAAAAAABE/wqUnYWbbmZs/s400/Tina_Small_bath_GAL__BLUEz142399402qsepia.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5393637101827663026" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; BIG GIRLS DON’T CRY&lt;br /&gt;TINA SMALL &lt;br /&gt;First Edition 1986 &lt;br /&gt;For Mum&lt;br /&gt;Wherever she may be &lt;br /&gt;This is a true story. Some of the locations and names have been changed in order to protect the guilty. &lt;br /&gt;ChapterONE &lt;br /&gt;I never ever imagined that I’d be asked to write an autobiography, and I confess that the idea makes me feel a little weak in the knees. The idea isn’t a new one because my friend and photographer John Xavier has been asking me to write my life story for about the past two years. Every time we meet, whether it’s for a modelling session or a friendly chat over a cup of Earl Grey, he can’t resist bringing up the subject. I remember the first occasion quite clearly. We’d been out in the woods at a chosen secluded spot where the two of us had worked hard all afternoon in not specially good light conditions to get the shots that John had in mind. I was sitting down amongst some ferns trying to pull on my T-shirt and he looked down at me with a sort of halfamused, half-serious expression on his face and said: "Tina, you’re unique. You know there probably isn’t another woman on the planet with a body as extraordinary as yours. You’ve got a story to tell. With my camera I can show you to the world, but only you can tell us all what it’s been like to be you."&lt;br /&gt;That was the first time. You see, when I’m doing a modelling session with John, for once in my life I don’t feel odd or different. I feel special, and that’s not quite the same. Our relationship is a fine one because it’s so simple and uncomplicated. We’re just two people, two friends together. It’s only when I walk down the street, or do some shopping, or get on a bus that I suddenly become out of the ordinary. I’ve grown used to stares, people nudging each other and pretending not to look, the daft comments. Over the years I’ve learned to join in with the laughter which is the next reaction after the wide eyes. People notice me. &lt;br /&gt;Now if I’d chosen to be different, say I’d had hormone treatment or plastic surgery to make my body the way it is, then it wouldn’t be the same. No, my breasts are the ones God gave me. I’m unusual because I was meant to be that way. &lt;br /&gt;At first, although I realized that my story would be different, I didn’t take John’s suggestion seriously. I didn’t think I could do it. The simple fact is that my breasts are so large that to sit and write comfortably I have to have them hanging in my lap. If I wear a bra and sit at a desk, I can barely see to write properly. But it wasn’t just the physical side of writing that put me off, (as John said, I could always use a dictaphone), I was nervous that it might turn out all wrong. I didn’t want to make a fool of myself. &lt;br /&gt;But John wouldn’t give in. I just kept on and on finding excuses why I couldn’t or shouldn’t do it. I finally gave in and said yes when he told me that he’d received almost six thousand letters from admirers in Britain and the US who’d wanted to hear my story in my own words. How could I say no again? And I must admit the business of actually sitting down and writing a book is an adventure. &lt;br /&gt;And so this story is dedicated to you all, my friends. To the curious, the astonished, the lustful, but above all, the loving. Read on and hear the story of Christina Jane Small. &lt;br /&gt;TWO &lt;br /&gt;I’ve been sitting in this waiting room all night. I’m hot and sticky and very tired. And this sleazy creep with greasy hair keeps giving me the wink as he stares at my breasts. If eyes were mouths he’d have devoured my entire bust a good hour ago and left me hot, sticky, tired and flat-chested. &lt;br /&gt;A doctor came in a while ago. I thought he was going to give me some news the way he fixed his attention on me when he came in. But he wanted someone else. For a moment there I had the feeling he was going to come up to me and say "It’s all over now, little girl, your mother’s gone. There’s no more pain for her. Your job’s over. After years of doing almost everything for her, you can relax. You did your best. She’s at peace now." And the feeling I had when I listened to the imaginings of my own mind was one of sheer relief, a feeling of lightness and freedom. And guilt. How could I possibly be so overjoyed at the death of my own mother? &lt;br /&gt;I look around the waiting room. I’m a mess of all kinds of mixed emotions and doctors and nurses keep walking past and they don’t know. They can’t imagine what it’s like. They can’t begin to understand what it’s like to be a slave the way I’ve been a slave. To be a slave to illness and impending death. And to be a slave to my own physical anomoly a bust that should belong to a girl three times my size. &lt;br /&gt;But she’s going to go. The doctor who examined her when we came in the ambulance told me at once that there was very little hope that she’d survive this heart attack, her second. It’s awful. I just feel so numb. Like a shell full of conflicting feelings all seething around within me. How is life going to be without Mum? She can’t go! &lt;br /&gt;And yet I can feel that she will. She mustn’t leave me! But she wants to go. Poor Mum! And there’s a part of me that almost wants her to go because she’ll finally find some peace. For the past two years she’s been saying that she hated imposing on my life the way she did. But she’s my mother! Oh God. How can someone just disappear? One day they’re there, alive, eating, talking, smiling, laughing, suffering, and then suddenly they’re gone. Vanished. I can’t bear it. How can a person just stop existing? And yet all the time I knew deep down it had to happen.&lt;br /&gt;Look at that greasy ape over there. How in heaven’s name can he just sit there leering at me at a time like this? Chewing gum and grinning all over his face. This just isn’t real. I’m dreaming all this. But no, it isn’t a dream. All this is actually happening. "Miss Small. Please come into the office. I’m so sorry, but I must talk to you in private. &lt;br /&gt;It’s the doctor who came in the ambulance. He’s a good man. But...yes, it’s over. She’s free. I’m free. And I’m alone. Where’s she gone? &lt;br /&gt;"Miss Small, I’m afraid I’ve got to tell you that your mother’s gone. She died five minutes ago. We did absolutely everything we could to save her... Do you understand what I’m saying miss? Please sit down. Nurse, please bring the young lady a cup of tea, quickly. Now, do you have any relatives who can be with you at this time? Believe me, I do know how this feels for you. As a doctor I’ve seen death many times before. But this has happened to me too. I might wear a mask and a white coat but I’m just a human. Now just sit down Miss Small. Sister! Could you please take care of this young lady? Ask her if there’s anyone she’d like you to telephone. See to it that she gets home all right." &lt;br /&gt;The sister came over to speak to me. &lt;br /&gt;"Now just you sit down lassie. Yes, I’ll ring this number for you. Is this a relative? Ah no, a friend. Now you just sit down and let those tears come. That’s it, cry, cry wee girlie, your mummy’s gone. She’s gone, but there’s no pain where she is now, no pain at all." &lt;br /&gt;The following week passed in a haze for me. All this took place on a Saturday. On Thursday Mum’s body was cremated. I spent a complete week staying with Paul and his wife Jenny, two friends. There were only about ten of us at the funeral. It was awful seeing that coffin with her body in it just disappearing but when it was over I felt I could face the truth. The ceremony was just a kind of full stop. The big full stop at the end of the book so to speak. Paul and Jenny were so kind. They let me talk and allowed the whole of their week to revolve round me. Jenny even shared Paul’s and her bed with me every night until the funeral, Paul sleeping in their guest room. I’ve never been treated so kindly. After that all that remained for the three of us to do was to go back to the house and clear out Mum’s things. I’m going to keep some of the possessions she loved best. She’d asked me to. We’d spoken about this many times before she went. I’d made up my mind to sell the house as soon as I could but until then I wanted most of her things taken away. Jenny had said that she’d take care of that. I just couldn’t bear seeing her shoes by the chair next to her bed and her toothbrush and toiletries in the bathroom. It was good to have friends at a time like that. I really don’t know how I would have managed without &lt;br /&gt;them. &lt;br /&gt;THREE &lt;br /&gt;I decided to start my story near the end because as you’ll find out later Mother played a very big part in the story of my life up to the present day. A whole lot of water’s flowed under the bridge since she died and some of it was pretty bubbly. Now I’m going to begin at the very beginning and tell you page by page about how I came to be the person I am today. &lt;br /&gt;I was born on September 10th 1959 in a little village in Somerset. I won’t mention the name because everyone there knows me. (It would be hard to miss me!) I need and cherish my privacy and much as I’d love to meet all my readers I feel that it’s best that my whereabouts stay a secret to the world. &lt;br /&gt;I was born a twin. My sister Deborah Louise, whom I can just remember, died just before our fourth birthday. I can clearly remember my bewilderment when my father told me that Debbie had "gone away" and wouldn’t ever be coming back again. I sensed that there was something strange and final about the event from the stiff and solemn way in which my father told me about it. Initially, the strangest thing was spending the nights alone. They took Debbie’s bed out of our little room and told me that she’d said that I could have all her toys and clothes. To me that seemed very odd. We’d often fought over teddies, dolls and other &lt;br /&gt;toys. &lt;br /&gt;Soon after this I remember coming in from the garden and finding a beautiful wooden rocking horse with a mane and tail made of real hair. His nostrils were flame red and he was painted dapple grey. His eyes were big, black, and made of glass. He was just like a real horse. They’d put him on the spot where Debbie’s bed had been. It was love at first sight and I christened him Derek. &lt;br /&gt;Debbie’s disappearance didn’t have a very prolonged effect on me. In fact, heartless as this may seem, I think I practically forgot her completely the moment I first set eyes on Derek. Derek was my introduction to the equestrian world and ever since then I’ve been a friend of horses. Derek had reins, a saddle made of real leather and a sort of hinged rocking mechanism which Dad had to oil every week as I spent endless hours rocking contentedly on his back. &lt;br /&gt;My father’s role in the story of my life turned out to be only a little longer than Debbie’s. He left us only a few days before my fifth birthday. An event which I shall never forget. He came home drunk, staggered over Derek who was standing in the hall and broke him to bits. Even to this day I can’t fathom out how he managed to damage my pet irreparably. But he did.Poor Derek lasted barely a year. And my Dad had just upped and gone.&lt;br /&gt;As I grew older I began to question Mum about him and she filled me in on some of the details of his life so although I haven’t seen him for over twenty years I have a pretty good &lt;br /&gt;picture of the man he was. &lt;br /&gt;My Dad liked a drink. His full name was Sydney Beauregarde Small and Mum told me that his great great-grandfather, on his mother’s side had emigrated from Belgium to England many years before. The old man was a weaver and it was in honour of this French speaking branch of the family that Dad had been given his funny middle name. Beauregarde means good looking and judging by the photos Mum showed me that’s just what he was. She told me that practically every girl within a ten mile radius had been in love with him at some time. But Mum was the one that hooked him, for all the good it did her. &lt;br /&gt;Although Dad was a drinker, a gambler and a no-good who bust up my favourite toy I still have some good memories of the man. He always used to pick me up and sit me on his knee when he arrived home from work. I can still recall the warm smell of whiskey on his breath and the way he used to lean his head back on the chair and doze when he’d tired of chatting to me. He was a salesman for a firm which made toilet paper. Despite his boozing he was good at his job and pretty soon he became an area manager which led to him spending days at a time away from home. &lt;br /&gt;I can remember that Mum and Dad used to quarrel a lot. One night he came home particularly late and I heard shouts coming from downstairs. I got out of bed and went to the top of the stairs and looking down I could see a man s figure with its head completely wrapped in bandages. The face was Dad’s. Mum told me years afterwards that he’d spent the evening boozing with some friends and on the way home he’d skidded his car into the ditch. His head had gone straight through the windscreen. The doctors had shaved his head completely and put 35 stitches in his scalp!&lt;br /&gt;It wasn’t long after this incident that Dad disappeared from my life forever. Like me he had a love of horses. The only difference being that the only ones which interested him were the ones in The Sporting Life. He just couldn’t stay out of the bookmakers. One day, as Mum told me, he placed the whole of his month’s wages on a fourteen to one runner at York called &lt;br /&gt;"Beauregarde’s Fancy", (he was superstitious too!). It came last.&lt;br /&gt;I think Dad left home because he was ashamed of what he’d done. He might even have taken out some of his fury on Derek for all I know. It’s hard to imagine Derek, almost in splinters, being the result of a drunken fall. &lt;br /&gt;Mum didn’t tell me that Dad had gone for good. I can remember her looking tired and puffy round the eyes and when I asked her where he was she told me that he was visiting a friend. After a while I asked again but she seemed distant and almost annoyed by my questions. I didn’t dare ask again. I think my childish intuition had already understood the truth but it took me years before I finally let go of him. Even when I was seven and my schoolmates asked me about my father I used to say that he was "visiting a friend". &lt;br /&gt;I’m sure that Mum was pretty lonely after this and it made her rather withdrawn. This in turn made me feel lonely too. One solace I remember was the fact that a short time after he’d gone, Mum asked me if I’d like to come and sleep in their big double bed. It was nice to wake up in the morning and snuggle up close to her big warm body. &lt;br /&gt;Once during the summer holidays I was sent to Hampshire to stay with my grandmother for a month. My grandparents lived in a rambling three-story house near the station. They had two dogs, two Siamese cats and a rabbit. &lt;br /&gt;I was six at the time and it was then that I had my first love affair. The object of my devotion was a six-year-old boy by the name of Peter James Allan Spencer and he was the son of a local vet. He was an adventurous lad and I can remember how we used to climb onto a motor-bike which the owner used to park behind his house and take ton-up tours of the country. We also used to get into parked cars, take turns at the wheel and hold hands in the back seat. &lt;br /&gt;One day though, we went too far. He stole a fivepound note from a filling station next door to his house and the two of us went on a shopping spree in the town. In 1965 five pounds was a small fortune and when my grandmother finally found us, (we’d discarded our shoes on the spree), we were wandering barefoot through the streets laden with toys of all descriptions and enough sweets to give an elephant toothache. &lt;br /&gt;After an initial bawling-out from my grandmother I thought the incident had been forgotten. I was mistaken. The day after, while Peter and I were playing in his garden, Mum, who’d come up from Somerset to take me home, came and said that there was a visitor who wanted to meet us back at my grandmother’s. We hurried back eagerly asking questions and were confronted by a six-foot tall policeman with his helmet under his arm and a notebook in his hand. I really thought I was going to be sent to prison. So did Peter who started blubbing halfway through telling the policeman his Christian names. We were let off with what I understood as being a suspended sentence after asking for several other offences to be taken into consideration. (We’d also eaten a bar of chocolate which we’d found in a parked car). &lt;br /&gt;There wasn’t much point in denying it because Peter had left his toy tractor engraved with his name and address on the back seat! &lt;br /&gt;The very next day we were back on the motor-bike only this time we succeeded in knocking it over and smashing the mirrors. For this crime his mum whipped our bottoms with a dog lead. That was the end of our romance as I went back to Somerset the next day. I think we’d have finished up in a heap of trouble if our engagement had continued. &lt;br /&gt;Back home in Somerset I didn’t have any real friendships. After Debbie’s "disappearance" and Dad’s "holiday with friends" I think I became a bit shy about making any new connections. Not to mention Derek’s demise. I’d kept one of his eyes and his tail in a drawer as a sad reminder of his awful fate. I didn’t have any friends so all I could do under the circumstances was to invent one. My invention turned out to be Geoffrey the Gronk. &lt;br /&gt;Geoffrey was about three feet tall with short stubby legs, a trunk with a magic zip up it and a head which consisted almost exclusively of teeth. He had eyes like a crocodile and a nose which consisted of two little holes just above his mouth. Geoffrey was my closest confidant. I told him everything and we spent many hours beneath the apple tree in our garden which was his home. He could appear and disappear at will by using his magic zip. If he pulled it down he could disappear by turning inside-out. And by pulling it up again he would reappear. When I wanted to talk to him all I needed to do was to touch the apple tree and he would materialize from thin air. Needless to say, with a head that was ninety percent teeth, his voice was rather odd. His nostrils made a sort of whistling noise when he pronounced his S’s and his tongue was so big and clumsy that the rest of his speech wasn’t very clear either. But I understood every word he said. &lt;br /&gt;He told me that when I reached my eleventh birthday he would disappear because Gronks weren’t allowed to have any dealing with adult humans. But until then nothing could come between us. All I had to do was call and he’d stop whatever he was doing and come. Geoffrey told me all about the magical world from which he’d come. In his world time didn’t exist, he said. It was something that we humans had made up as an excuse to wear watches. Where he came from there weren’t any tomorrow’s or yesterdays, there was only now. This puzzled me a lot and when I asked him if that was the case how could he remember words or events, he told me that I’d never be able to grasp it with my mind. &lt;br /&gt;"You humans hasss to think in straight linesss you know. Now a Gronk don’t think like that. Actually sssssssss a Gronk don’t have to think whatsoever. Thinkingss a sssssort of activity what we never hasss to bother with. We just knowsss it Tina. We just knowsss." &lt;br /&gt;His wisdom astounded me and his advice was always right. He could even predict the future. This I discovered by accident when he happened to mention one morning that Mum would be baking rhubarb crumble for our Sunday lunch. It was only later that I realized what he’d done and when I told him about it later he seemed almost embarrassed about it. I asked him to do it again many times but he always refused. &lt;br /&gt;As far as other humans were concerned I did have what might, for want of a better word, be called a friendship with a girl called Sandra Knotting. She lived a few doors down the street and had a huge and interesting garden. In the garden was her most prized possession; a large rusty mangle. Her enchantment with this ancient object puzzled me slightly but later I began to understand. &lt;br /&gt;After tea she suggested that we should try a bit of paddling in the stream. We took off our shoes and socks and within minutes Sandra had caught a little fish with her bare hands. She put the fish in ajar of water and then proceeded to stalk a newt which she soon had wriggling about in the jar too. Having done this she leapt up onto the bank and gleefully shouted to me to come and watch. Imagine my disgust as she began feeding the fish through the rollers of the mangle. I can still see the expression on her face as she did it; the tip of her tongue between her teeth and her eyes almost popping out of her head. Sandra later went on to become a physiotherapist. I could hardly swallow my supper that evening. &lt;br /&gt;During these early years I went to the village primary school where there were about 150 other children. I enjoyed reading and writing and once I played the part of the Virgin Mary in the nativity play. Of course I was blissfully ignorant of the surprises that my body had in store for me. And although I didn’t feel that I was anything out of the ordinary I still kept very much to myself. This was a pattern which was destined to continue for quite a few years to come. &lt;br /&gt;FOUR &lt;br /&gt;My eleventh year was a year of big changes for me. I began attending the girls’ secondary school in the town four miles away. This was a kind of outward upheaval in my sheltered existence. Apart from this, things had begun to change fast for me in a much more personal way. My breasts had begun to develop.&lt;br /&gt;The first signs of this were just the same for me as for other girls entering puberty; an enlarging of the nipples and a gradual swelling of the tissues in the breast areas. The big difference was that with me things went so fast. The first signs of approaching womanhood had begun when I was ten. By the time I was nearing twelve I was wearing a DD size bra, (which for those of you who don’t understand bras is the largest cup available). My breasts just grew and grew. And when they’d done that, they went on growing. Mum had to buy me fourteen bras in the space of a year. Every time she thought each one would be the last, but oh how wrong she was! &lt;br /&gt;By the time that I was ready to begin at the new school my feelings about the phenomenal growth of my appendages were mixed. Some of the local boys had expressed fascination and I felt a little flattered by this. Mum on the other hand seemed to be getting quite concerned. I was only eleven and a half and in every other respect I was perfectly normally shaped, perhaps even a bit skinny, but already my breasts were bigger than hers and were showing signs of getting even more voluptuous. &lt;br /&gt;Mum was very reticent when it came to the question of explaining about sex to me and because I’d kept much to myself at school I hadn’t heard the accounts from the other kids about how babies came to the world. I’d never even thought of asking myself why boys and girls were different. Believe it or not, I was so innocent that I didn’t have the faintest idea how a man was made from the waist down. I’d never set eyes on a naked male torso of any age! &lt;br /&gt;Matters came to a head one day when Mum got so bewildered by my already mountainous and still increasing bosom that she decided to take me to see the doctor. Doctor Terpilowski was a warm-hearted, humorous old Pole who was nearing the end of his career. He’d come to Britain during the war and had been a GP in our village ever since. One morning Mum and I went along to the surgery. &lt;br /&gt;When my turn came, the two of us were ushered into his consulting room. I was getting cold feet and was embarrassed to the extent that I would rather have run away than display myself in front of him. When we entered, the doctor looked up from his notes, stood up and beckoned us to take a seat. &lt;br /&gt;"Vell Mrs Small. How nice to see you again! Ah, and you too Christina. How you are growing! Now, please tell me, vot is this problem you are having?" &lt;br /&gt;He sat down again, smiled and pushed his wire rimmed spectacles back onto his brow. Mum began. "Er, well doctor. I don’t know quite how to explain this to you. It’s Tina, well er ...it s sort of... I mean she just keeps on getting bigger and bigger...and..." &lt;br /&gt;"But ziss is all a perfectly normal state of affairs I sink. Do you not sink so too Mrs Small?" &lt;br /&gt;"I don’t think you’ve understood quite what I mean doctor. It’s not Tina... I mean it’s not all of her...it’s just her...her bust. It’s getting out of control." &lt;br /&gt;"Out of control!" The doctor raised his eyebrows and repeated himself. "Out of control! But ve can in no vay allow ziss bust to get out of control!" He laughed in a very Polish way and went on. "Christina my dear! Now I vont you to explain to me vot is all ziss about." &lt;br /&gt;I was practically struck dumb with the embarrassment of the whole situation. It was only then that I really began to look upon myself as some kind of a freak. I couldn’t bring myself to say a word. Mum spoke for me:-&lt;br /&gt;"It’s her breasts, doctor. They just keep on and on growing and I just don’t know what to do about it!" &lt;br /&gt;The doctor scratched his head. &lt;br /&gt;"Now Christina. I vont for you now to please take off your blouse so zat I can examine zese sings. Please. I am far from doing you harm." &lt;br /&gt;The warmth of the old man’s tone persuaded me so I stood up and did what was asked of me. Standing there, naked from the waist upward I looked up at the doctor. He looked at me, then at my breasts, took a long deep breath and swallowed. &lt;br /&gt;"Yes...yes... I see vot you mean." &lt;br /&gt;He stretched out his hand to touch my left breast and stopped short. Thrusting both hands into the pockets of his jacket he turned on his heel and said. &lt;br /&gt;"Now Christina. I vont you to lie down on ze couch and zen I am going to examine zese er...zese. Please." &lt;br /&gt;I obeyed. The doctor then began squeezing my breasts with his hands, feeling each of them all over. He even took the nipples and squeezed them between his fingers. My utter confusion was compounded by the fact that it actually felt nice. I was blushing to the roots of my hair. The doctor stood up, cleared his throat and turned to Mum. &lt;br /&gt;"Mrs Small. So far as I can see Christina’s breasts are normal. Zere is no sign of any malformation or ozer abnormality. Zey are just large. Indeed zey are very large... I hope zat I am reassuring you in ziss matter." &lt;br /&gt;Mum thanked the doctor and we returned home. During the whole consultation I hadn’t been able to utter a single syllable. I think Mum was somewhat reassured. I on the other hand had never before felt so acutely aware of the growths on my chest. I’d started to feel like an oddity. It marked the beginning of a long battle between me and my tits. In retrospect I can laugh at the events of those years. I’ve learned to accept myself now and like myself just as I am. But it didn’t come easy. &lt;br /&gt;It was only a few weeks after our consultation with the doctor that I had to have my first tailor-made brassiere sewn. Mum found a lady corsetier to make it and she’s made my bras for me ever since. &lt;br /&gt;My starting at the girls’ school is certainly worth telling you all about in detail. I certainly had to toughen up emotionally to become the person I am today and it was there that a lot of this toughening up took place. &lt;br /&gt;In some ways the explosive growth of my tits was even more painful to my Mum than to me. I think she had more of a premonition of what I was going to have to go through than I did. On my first day at the new school, before I put on my new uniform, Mum took a long, wide crepe bandage and wound it quite tightly around my body to try to disguise the fact that I was so voluptuous. This fuss served of course to make me even more self- conscious about my body. &lt;br /&gt;I took the bus into school feeling more like a barrel than a young lady. But no-one really paid any attention and once at the school I became so absorbed in the exciting new atmosphere, the new faces and the new routines that I hardly had a moment to think about myself. &lt;br /&gt;We were introduced to mysterious new concepts like physics and biology. Arithmetic became "maths" and during that first week we were issued with about twenty new textbooks on a mass of different subjects. French, geometry, history, all of them were new and thrilling. Every day I came home with new books which I proudly showed to Mum. A whole new world was opening up for me and for the first time in my life I began to think about what sort of a career I wanted to follow. One day I wanted to be a nurse, the next day a scientist, the next day an artist. After the first lesson in religion I came home and told Mum that I wanted to be a nun. My dream only lasted until the next French lesson when I decided after careful consideration that I’d be better as an air hostess. An ad on the TV had inspired this change of heart. As it was, things turned out very differently.&lt;br /&gt;Aside from the novelties of learning there was also the fascination of watching the behaviour of some of the lipsticky young adulteresses in the senior classes. I can remember my amazement when I saw a girl of about sixteen being stopped in her tracks by a teacher in the corridor. &lt;br /&gt;"Linda! Come here and let me look at you. You’re wearing eye-shadow aren’t you?" &lt;br /&gt;"No miss." &lt;br /&gt;"Come here! You are wearing eye-shadow. Now don’t lie to me. I want you to go and report to your form mistress at four o’clock. You are aware of the rules. And take that chewing gum out of your mouth!" The girl’s eyes blazed sullenly as the teacher continued her tirade "And button up your blouse! You are not parading yourself at the disco now!" &lt;br /&gt;The teacher, who was wearing a black gown, wrinkled up her nose, pursed her lips and stalked off down the corridor, high heels clattering. The girl poked out a long red tongue behind her in salutation. This kind of insolence at authority was something totally new to me. All my childish concepts of the world were being shattered, remade, and shattered again. Life was moving fast. &lt;br /&gt;Naturally enough, the presence of my breasts couldn’t go unnoticed indefinitely. My first gym lesson which took place in the second week was an experience I’ll never forget. My &lt;br /&gt;absorption in the gloss of school life came to an abrupt halt when we had to undress and change for our first PE session. The gym mistress was a long-legged rangey female called Miss Johnson, taller and more muscular than most men. She had a habit of striding round the school in her gymslip showing off her bronzed thigh muscles. She wore a big stainless steel diver’s watch on &lt;br /&gt;her right wrist. &lt;br /&gt;"You girl. What’s your name?" &lt;br /&gt;"Christina Small, Miss." &lt;br /&gt;"Why in heaven’s name are you wearing that bandage? Are you ill?" &lt;br /&gt;Never before or since in my life have I wished so devoutly that the ground could swallow me up than on this occasion. I’d purposely chosen a locker in the corner in a vain attempt to change unseen by anyone else. "Well child? Have you hurt &lt;br /&gt;yourself? Answer me!" &lt;br /&gt;"No miss." My voice stuck in my throat. "Well take it off then!" &lt;br /&gt;By this time the whole class had turned their heads and in total silence I went through the anguish of unwinding the bandage and revealing my secrets to the assembled throng. &lt;br /&gt;"My goodness, Christina. Now you are a big girl aren’t you?" &lt;br /&gt;Miss Johnson took a step back and widened her eyes in mock surprise. I could feel the blood rushing to my face and in desperation I tried to cover up my breasts with my hands. I might just as well have tried to fly to the moon by flapping my arms up and down. There was a muffled giggle from one of the spectators. Then another. In seconds the whole class was falling about with Miss Johnson’s guffaw leading the chorus. I just stood there riveted to the spot, my insides in an uproar of shame, anger and tears which I refused to show for the mob around me. &lt;br /&gt;I was determined to go through with the gym lesson however, and when the laughter eventually subsided I pulled on my T-shirt and went into the gym despite all the sidelong glances and unwanted attention I was being given. &lt;br /&gt;Muscular Miss Johnson now had the bit between her teeth and decided to start the lesson off with a strenuous warming up session which consisted mostly of jumping up and down on the spot and bending forward and touching our toes. I could sense the tension and the eyes of the whole class on me as my boobs behaved like mammoth jellies in an earthquake under my T-shirt. Miss Johnson appeared to take great pleasure in running the show as she strode to and fro with a whistle clenched between her teeth.&lt;br /&gt;I was sore for nearly a week afterwards and Mum, who could see that I was upset, rang and complained to the Headmistress, Miss Horvitz (or Snoz, as the girls called her) about Miss Johnson’s comments. I’d never seen Mum so angry before and the following day she took me to see Dr. Terpilowski who issued me with a certificate to exempt me from gym lessons because of my "physique". I had to take it to Snoz myself and she barely said a word but her contempt for me was obvious. &lt;br /&gt;FIVE &lt;br /&gt;All this fuss about my mammary glands had pressured me to the point where, although I was still very sensitive about them, I’d begun to fight back a little by becoming quite brazen about them every now and then. I’d begun to find the spirit to start sticking them out instead of wanting to run and hide. &lt;br /&gt;Most of the girls disliked the gym lessons and because I didn’t have to take part any more I felt privileged. And when I noticed how some of the boys in the bus queue reacted I began to realize there was a positive side to being so richly endowed.&lt;br /&gt;Sometimes the bus-ride home was amusing, sometimes it was a nightmare. But it was never boring. The boys and girls had been segregated all day long and the top deck of the bus was a meeting place for the two sexes. Some of the older girls had boyfriends and they sat together. There was always a flow of ribald comments and almost everything that was said had something to do with sex. My first weeks at the girls’ school gave me a crash course in the theory of the subject. Up until then I’d remained in angelic ignorance of this "thing" and I’d just begun to realize what a powerful force it was. The shape of my body has been the &lt;br /&gt;strongest influence on my life, in fact I could almost say that it IS the story of my life. &lt;br /&gt;But back to the bus. The attention that I drew from the boys was sometimes quite flattering. I’d begun to realize that there was more to me than just a pair of tits. I had a pretty face and the rest of my body was well proportioned and graceful. Sometimes I enjoyed the occasions when I caught one of them looking at me through the corner of his eye. Most of them were shy and looked away at once. Others were more forth-right and even coarse. I had to get used to hearing phrases like "Cor! What a pair of knockers!" Or even "Jesus! She’s got enough tit for a football team!" After a while I began to just shrug off comments like these, but sometimes things did go too far. One evening, when a pimply fourteen year old boy turned round and began grabbing at me with both hands, I lost my temper. That was the first time I can ever remember being driven to physical violence. I fought him off and when he’d turned and sat down again I took out a compass from my school bag and embedded it half an inch deep in the flesh between his shoulder-blades. He stiffened and just sat there rigid for several seconds. Then he let out a bloodcurdling screech which silenced the whole bus. The conductor came rushing up the stairs, looked around astonished, as if he expected to find a dismembered corpse, and then demanded to know what was going on. Herbert Yardley, the boy with the pimples, blurted out something about being stabbed. Then there were shouts of:-&lt;br /&gt;"Yeah, but he started grabbing her tits! The spotty bugger was feeling her boobs!" The conductor looked at him, shrugged his shoulders and said "Well there you go my son. I hope we won’t see no more rudeness from you in the future." &lt;br /&gt;I never had any more trouble on the bus after that. At home, things had begun to change too. Mum who was often telling me how hard it was for her to afford things for me, had decided to take in a lodger. He was a window-cleaner who always had a cigarette end dangling from his lower lip. After a while he insisted that I call him "Uncle Bob". He had a huge pile of magazines with pictures of naked women which he used to leave lying all around the house. Mum always used to pick them up and put them away whenever she could. &lt;br /&gt;I’m not quite sure what sort of a relationship Mum had with Uncle Bob. He had a room of his own upstairs where he seemed to listen to the radio almost all day every day. But one morning I saw him coming out of Mum’s room with a towel wrapped round his waist. I was on my way downstairs to breakfast. He looked a little surprised and said:-&lt;br /&gt;"Just taken your Mum in a cup of tea luv." &lt;br /&gt;That seemed reasonable enough for me. One evening I’d just undressed and got into bed. I switched off the lamp and was just about to drop off to sleep when I heard a sort of clinking sound coming from under my bed. At first I thought I was imagining things and then seconds afterwards I heard a sneeze. I sat up and leaned over to look under the bed. As I peered over I was confronted with the upside down face of Uncle Bob. He raised one of his hands, did something with one of the springs and said "There! That’s fixed it then!" &lt;br /&gt;He crawled out, got up and left the room mumbling something about how lucky we were to have a handyman around the place. It was then that I realized that the clinking I had heard was the sound of his cufflinks on the china chamberpot under my bed. At school many of the girls were jealous of the attention that my boobs sometimes aroused so I still spent most of my time alone. During the lunch hour I used to go to the park to eat my sandwiches when the weather was fine. I used to enjoy feeding the ducks and swans with the leftovers from my lunchbox. I noticed after a few days that there was an old Chinaman who used to sit on a bench quite near mine. He had one of those long pointed beards that you see on the willow pattern plates and his hair was snowy white. He used to sit the whole time, completely immobile, and look out over the pond. After a while he got into the habit of greeting me with a polite little bow, but at first he never spoke to me. His presence gave me a strange sense of companionship that I’d never known before. I felt as if I’d known him all my life and yet we’d never spoken a word to each other. One afternoon I arrived at the park feeling low. Miss Horvitz had called me up to her study that morning and had asked if it wasn’t about time that I began taking part in the gym lessons again. I tried explaining to her that the sort of exercise they did caused me actual pain and embarrassment but her attitude was that I was malingering and she lectured me about responsibility and team spirit. She was ridiculous and stupid about the whole thing and I could see from the start that there was no way I could get it into her head that I just couldn’t leap about doing handstands with a 44" DD bust. She wanted the school doctor to examine me in her presence and that was the last thing in the world that I wanted to go through with. &lt;br /&gt;That lunchtime, the old Chinaman must have noticed that I was feeling fed up. As I stood up to head back to school he smiled at me and said:-&lt;br /&gt;"Great burden without can be controlled from within. Only burden within real problem. Be glad that spirit is free like bird." &lt;br /&gt;I didn’t know how to reply to him. He said it in such a lovely way. It was exactly as if he’d been able to read my thoughts. All I could think of was to say "thank you very much". I walked back feeling light as a feather inside and determined that I wasn’t going to let Miss Horvitz drag me down. I was going to see much more of Mr Tu, as I later found out that he was called. &lt;br /&gt;My breasts kept on growing inch by inch and getting heavier and heavier. They were getting so big that I’d had to go and see the doctor about them once more. He advised me to go over to a low fat diet, even completely vegetarian if I felt I could manage it. He also sent me to see a lady who would teach me some special exercises to strengthen my back muscles. She told me that swimming would be the best way for me to keep fit and healthy. Doctor Terpilowski told me that he’d never come across a case quite like mine before and that he wanted me to see a specialist in London. He stressed that I shouldn’t worry about this and that it was just to be on the safe side. But this did cause me some doubt and anxiety. He told me that he’d made an appointment for me to see a consultant at one of the big hospitals in London. The appointment was in three weeks time. &lt;br /&gt;Naturally all kinds of awful thoughts went through my mind about things that could be wrong with me but in the end I was comforted by the fact that in general I felt perfectly OK. I felt intuitively that if there was anything really wrong then I would have noticed some kind of ill effects. My appetite was good, my skin and hair looked nice so I decided not to worry and just go through with the consultation. &lt;br /&gt;Mum couldn’t afford the money for both of us to go all the way up to London so I had to make the journey all on my own which was something of an enterprise for a girl of twelve. Mum bought my train ticket, packed some lunch for me and gave me enough money to take a taxi from Paddington Station to the hospital where I was going to be examined. I told her that I didn’t mind taking the tube, (I’d heard about it and was curious to actually see what it was like), but she told me that she didn’t want me to use the public transport on my own. So off I went. &lt;br /&gt;After an uneventful journey on the train, with nothing more than the usual stares and cheeky comments from the odd teenage boy I arrived in the great big city. The contrast with the tiny sleepy village where I’d been brought up was staggering to me. The cars drove so quickly and there were thousands of people everywhere I looked. They all seemed to be rushing to wherever it was they wanted to go. And there were all kinds too. Black, white, yellow, brown, rich, poor, tall, short, ugly, beautiful... The whole place was teeming with energy. I found it exciting and almost overwhelming. Outside the station I soon found a black taxi-cab and I gave the driver the destination. Without a word he pulled off and soon we were racing through the streets of Central London. We crossed over the Thames which amazed me by its size and quite soon we’d arrived at the hospital. I paid the driver and eventually found the reception desk. I waited a few minutes in the queue and when my turn came I handed the card I’d been given to the lady receptionist. She barely glanced at it and pointed to one of the corridors and said:-&lt;br /&gt;"Maternity’s down that corridor, third door on the right."&lt;br /&gt;"But it’s not maternity... I mean... I wasn’t supposed to..."&lt;br /&gt;She eyed me up and down. By this time I’d figured out that she thought I was pregnant! The protruberance in front of me wasn’t a foetus, although I’ll admit they did dangle rather low. I saw that she’d realized her error. She raised her eyebrows and studied the card. &lt;br /&gt;"Ahaa! I see. You want Dr. F." (I don’t want to publish his name as I feel it wouldn’t be right) "Down there, up the stairs at the end, turn left and it’s the first door on your left." She handed back my card. &lt;br /&gt;I duly found the doctor’s room and knocked. quite a young man in a light coloured suit opened the door and asked me to come in. I handed him the card. &lt;br /&gt;"Ah yes. I’ve been expecting you. Do sit down. How are you Miss Small?" &lt;br /&gt;I was surprised to see such a young man. I was expecting to see an old man with horn rimmed spectacles or some such thing. Dr F. told me that he’d read my notes and that he wanted to examine me. He was very gentle and professional about it and after a short examination he said: &lt;br /&gt;"Yes it’s exactly as I thought Miss Small. You have a case of what is called Virginal Hypertrophy, which in ordinary terms means quite simply that the balance of hormones in your &lt;br /&gt;metabolism causes a lot of the fats you eat to be absorbed in your breast tissues. Now don’t be concerned about this as there is in fact nothing at all dangerous about it. It’s simply the way your particular body works. Some women have large thighs, others large bottoms, some have chubby ankles and so on. In your case the bulk seems to collect in the breast tissues. This could well cause you some mobility problems. You’ll never be a sprinter or a high jumper. But other than that you can live an absolutely normal life. If you wish, and your own doctor considers it advisable, you could have an operation to diminish the size of your breasts. That is your choice. But as yet I see no real problem. Are there any more questions you’d like to ask me?" &lt;br /&gt;I couldn’t think of anything more to ask and the doctor stood up and ushered me to the door. I thanked him and left feeling a lot of relief. I wasn’t such a freak after all. It was a recognized condition. So I left the hospital with renewed confidence and decided, against Mum’s orders, to take the tube train back to Paddington. It seemed a much more exciting way of travelling than sitting alone in the back of a London taxi. I walked to the nearest tube station, looked at the Underground map on the wall and saw that I would have to change trains once on the way back to Paddington. I bought a ticket and walked to the escalator. It was amazing how far down under the ground it seemed to go. When I reached the bottom there was yet another escalator to go down and then a series of long tunnels which finally led to the platform. I followed the signs the whole time and found to my surprise that it was really quite simple to travel by tube. After only a minute or two of waiting, the silver grey tube train emerged from the black tunnel and pulled up at the platform. The doors opened with a sort of whirring thud and I walked in and sat down on one of the very few empty seats in the compartment. There were several young men on either side of me. They were dark haired and the one on my right had a big black moustache. I noticed that every finger on his left hand was adorned with a gold ring. The man on my left wore a white shirt which was unbuttoned almost down to his belt. This exposed his chest which was covered in very thick black hair in the middle of which hung a gold medallion as big as a fifty pence piece. The train reached the next station almost as soon as I’d got on and to my surprise, practically every person on the train got off except for the two men on either side of me and an elderly couple down at the other end of the carriage. But I felt no concern. I just sat there and looked through my bag to see if there was anything there to read. As the train began accelerating out of the station I felt the man on my right put his arm round behind my back. I was quite taken aback by this but I pretended not to notice and pulled out a magazine from my bag which I pretended to read. Then the man on my left put his hand on my thigh which made me shudder. I turned my head a fraction to the left and out of the corner of my eye I could see him smiling with his shiny white teeth. By this time I was terrified. I looked down the compartment in the direction of the elderly couple but they were too engrossed in their own conversation to notice anything of my predicament. &lt;br /&gt;"Hey mees. You wanna come hhhome weeth us?" The man on my right whispered in my ear. &lt;br /&gt;I was on the verge of total panic and just sat there paralyzed as a hand started caressing my hair. Then the train started to decelerate and both men drew their hands away as the train pulled into a station. The doors opened. There was no one waiting to get in and I counted several seconds as the train stood still and hummed. Then I bolted. Dropping my bag I dived towards the doorway. The doors were closing as I thrust my arm into the diminishing gap. I felt them thud onto my forearm and as if in answer to a prayer they drew back again and I half leapt, half fell out onto the platform. The train pulled out and I saw the two men leering and waving to me as they disappeared. I stood there breathless and burst into tears of relief mixed with rage. I realized that my bag which I’d dropped on the train contained my tickets and all of my money. I was alone in London without a penny to my name. Feeling frightened and bedraggled I made my way to the exit. I tried to explain to the huge black man who collected the tickets what had happened. He looked at me, surprised, and asked "What’s a young girl like you doin’ &lt;br /&gt;travelling alone on de undergroun’? You live roun’ here den?" I told him that I lived in Somerset. "Better call de poleece den."&lt;br /&gt;He spoke into a microphone in his little box, gathered in a few more tickets from arriving travellers and then pointed at me when a policeman quickly arrived on the spot. &lt;br /&gt;"Dis here de one officer." &lt;br /&gt;The policeman beckoned me to follow him. &lt;br /&gt;"You come this way with me miss and we’ll sort all this out." &lt;br /&gt;I followed the policeman up the escalator to the top of the station where he made a phone call from the station master’s office. I stood there saying as little as I possibly could and feeling very stupid. Soon a police car pulled up outside the station and I was shown into the back of it with the policeman who’d fetched me from the platform. They drove off, asked me my name, address and what had happened and then headed straight towards Paddington station. I was given a ticket, told that they’d telephoned my mother and escorted to a compartment on the train home. The ticket collector on the train was told my story and asked to keep an eye on me. The policemen smiled, told me to be a good girl and not to talk to any strange men and then they left. &lt;br /&gt;Mum met me at the station. I think she was so relieved that I was safe that she forgot to be angry but she did say:-&lt;br /&gt;"Now you understand Tina, love, that I don’t tell you these things just for the sake of talking." Then the incident was forgotten. Much to my relief. &lt;br /&gt;SIX &lt;br /&gt;After the trauma of being waylaid in the big, wicked city had subsided, I had time to properly absorb the diagnosis of the specialist on the condition of my breasts. There was nothing sick or abnormal about them. I was just a normal girl. This gave my confidence another little boost and I took the step of going every Saturday to the swimming pool in the town as a measure in keeping fit. I loved the water and soon became quite a proficient swimmer. When I’m in water I feel light and the whole of my body moves easily. My breasts aren’t an encumbrance as they could sometimes be on land. They were so large by this time that the only way I could sleep properly was lying on my back with each breast lying on the bed on either side of me. Lying on my side was possible, but less comfortable and lying on my stomach was impossible unless I had my boobs stretched out in front of me and my back arched. Sleep in that position was out of the question.&lt;br /&gt;So swimming was a pleasure. I used to swim up and down the pool for at least half an hour each time. Of course there were the usual wolf whistles and witty comments but by this time I was pretty hardened. Everything was going fine until one day when I was in the third year at school and I was swimming contentedly along in the pool minding my own business. A boy of about fifteen came thrashing through the water towards me like a tornado. As he swam past me his arm accidentally drove straight into the top of my swimsuit and broke the shoulder-strap which was looped round the back of my neck. &lt;br /&gt;Well of course you can all guess what happened then. All was revealed and there was nothing I could do to prevent it despite some desperate attempts at tying it up again. I had to use both arms to climb out of the pool, which I did amidst loudly echoing shouts and whistles as I showed everything I had to the public. I rushed to the changing room, dressed without even stopping to dry myself off and hurried out of the building. On my way out, the managers, a woman in a white coat, walked up to me and said:-"You know, you disgust me, young woman. How dare you behave in such a disgraceful fashion in public? &lt;br /&gt;"But it wasn’t my... &lt;br /&gt;"Don’t you answer me back! What is the world coming to? I don’t suppose you’ve the slightest idea of what it means to have a Christian upbringing. You’re a whore! That’s what you are. A harlot!" &lt;br /&gt;I turned on my heel and walked out. Could you believe that the sight of a pair of tits could cause such outrage? &lt;br /&gt;Roller skating took over as my number one sporting interest after that. The way you have to move on skates, with a sort of swaying, gliding motion, seemed to fit my physical attributes. I was quite surprised how good I became at it. After a few weeks I actually learned some dance steps on skates. That’s one of the few times I feel graceful when I’m in movement! I still love skating. &lt;br /&gt;Another rather frightening incident also happened to me around this time of my life. I was around fourteen years old at the time. This time it involved the village idiot who was a chap called Billy Morley. Locally he was known as "Billy the Brain". He was regarded as a sort of amiable half-wit who sometimes overstepped the mark with his habit of being so polite. It was acceptable when he took off his cap and bowed and said:- "Good morning, sir" or "madam". But when he began dusting off people’s clothes with his grubby hands, or polishing their shoes with his horrible handkerchief, people used to get annoyed with him and sometimes even swear at him. This didn’t stop him however, and he remained as polite and apologetic as ever, cap in hand. &lt;br /&gt;One autumn evening I was taking "Lord Nelson", a neighbour’s Afghan hound, out for a walk along one of the local country lanes. Normally he was totally disobedient and had to be kept on a lead at all times. He was strictly his own dog and did exactly as he pleased. For some reason though, and this I cannot explain, he was as meek and obedient as a lamb with me. (Are lambs obedient?) So I always let him off his lead, which delighted him greatly. &lt;br /&gt;It was twilight and the air was quite still and rather warm for the season. Lord Nelson was sniffing at the grass and the hedgerows and scampering to and fro in the lane as I walked slowly along, enjoying the peace of the countryside. As we passed a gateway in the hedge I started slightly as I saw a figure standing there in the shadows. &lt;br /&gt;"Good evening Miss. It’s a jolly lovely evening isn’t it?" &lt;br /&gt;I recognized the voice and felt relieved. It was Billy. He always used such silly language. I thought no more of it, nodded and walked on. &lt;br /&gt;"That’s a lovely big pair of...well, you know what I mean Miss. Ijust can’t bring myself to use the word. It’s such a naughty..." &lt;br /&gt;I could hear that he was following me and began walking faster. &lt;br /&gt;"Gosh I’d really like to see them Miss. I bet they’re absolutely ginormous aren’t they? Would you let me . " &lt;br /&gt;I could feel myself getting scared and my pulse quickened.&lt;br /&gt;"I’ve got fifty pence which my Mum gave me and you can have it if you..." &lt;br /&gt;By this time I was running and Billy was too. I felt his hand touch my shoulder. The next thing I remember was that I was lying, face down, on the tarmac of the lane. I was so frightened that I was paralyzed. I couldn’t even scream, I was so terrified. Then there was the most bloodcurdling growl, followed by a shriek and the sound of cloth being ripped. &lt;br /&gt;"Aaarrugh! Geddaway! Ooeerraah!" &lt;br /&gt;Billy’s footsteps echoed down the lane as he ran. Lord Nelson didn’t make a sound but I could tell he was still in action by the intermittent shrieks that Billy emitted. I rose to my feet, dusted myself down and walked slowly back home again. After a few more seconds I didn’t hear another sound, either from Billy or Lord Nelson. I began to worry about the dog. Would he just run away? Would he go home to his owner? How would I explain his disappearance? I needn’t have worried. When I reached our house he was lying on the step by the gate smiling at me. Dogs can actually smile! Lord Nelson was grinning all over his face! He’d really enjoyed the whole horrible thing. He jumped up and I cuddled him and gave him a kiss on the cheek. I never mentioned what had happened to anyone at all. Billy always crossed to the other side of the street when he saw me coming after that. But he still used to take his cap off! &lt;br /&gt;This was the second time that members of the opposite sex had made explicit advances to me. On neither occasion had it been a specially inspiring introduction into the mysteries of &lt;br /&gt;sexuality. In fact it was rather calculated to scare me off the whole issue. But I guess curiosity combined with the natural physical urges that we all get is stronger, in the long run than fear. By this time, thanks to the conversations I’d overheard on the bus and the biology lessons at school, I’d got a basic knowledge of sex and the differences between the bodies of the male and female. Of course I was becoming more and more aware of how I was maturing physically. Apart from the non-stop growth of my tits I’d been menstruating since I was eleven and the growth of pubic hair could hardly be ignored. Mum had only given me the most vague and sketchy details of why all this was taking place. She’d left it to the biology teacher at school to fill in all the gaps. &lt;br /&gt;These lessons eventually gave me a more complete knowledge of the forces that were operating through me. From plants and animals, the lessons soon progressed onto humans. I began to see the picture in a more complete and balanced way, and to understand sexuality in the larger context of life as a whole unified force. The plant kingdom, the animal kingdom, and then man at the top as the crown of creation. And then the different cycles, day and night, summer and winter, menstruation, birth and death. To me, the whole thing seemed like a giant clock with millions of tiny cogs all moving in some sort of fantastic order together. &lt;br /&gt;Mr. Tu and I used to have the most interesting and complicated discussions about these ideas and everything that could possibly be related to them. He seemed to me to have a huge store of knowledge about the common things that everyone else I knew never seemed to question at all. &lt;br /&gt;He explained to me all about the connection between sound and colour. The musical octave contained eight tones, the last being the same as the first. The rainbow was the same, from red to indigo and then to red again. There was clearly a sort of logic in it. Some kind of unfathomable intelligence. I’d heard people say before that seven was a "lucky" or magic number, but I’d never met anyone who could show me why. I suppose, or rather I know, that it was my friendship with him that awakened my curiosity to know the reason behind everything that we &lt;br /&gt;experience. &lt;br /&gt;Back at school, time passed quickly and rather uneventfully. Academically I was getting on rather well. I’d even been entered for my "0" levels a year early, along with some of the other girls. I suppose the fact that I’d had so little social contacts had made me concentrate quite hard on my studying. To cut a long story short, I passed five "0" levels when I was fifteen and that was the end of my school career. Some of my teachers wanted me to stay on and study for a place at university but I knew well by this time that Mum was hard pressed financially and couldn’t afford to support me much longer. Whilst I was still at school I’d done a typing course because I realized that this would give me a way of earning my living much quicker than any academic career would ever do. I’d already set my sights on leaving school as early as possible. &lt;br /&gt;During all this time my social life had been very restricted, as I said before. This was really my own choice as I’d been a loner the whole time and had never belonged to any group worth mentioning. I did pluck up the courage to go to a discotheque once though. And I went all on my own too. My appearance caused quite a stir. Practically every male eye in the place turned in my direction when I walked in. I’d dressed in a kind of hippystyle smock (in an attempt to hide my you-know- whats) and a pair of tight jeans. I walked up to the bar, expecting the barman to ask how old I was and ordered an orange juice. He didn’t turn a hair. I suppose he must have thought to himself that no girl under eighteen could possibly have such well developed breasts. After getting my orange juice I went and sat down at a table to watch the dancing. &lt;br /&gt;The disco was in a large cellar. The walls were all painted in a dark shade of what appeared to be purple. All around the ceiling there were batteries of lights which flashed in different colours in time to the music. The dance floor itself was made of a kind of translucent, white plastic which kept flashing on and off too. The result was strange and exciting to me. It was as if you were looking at a fast changing series of still pictures of the dancers as they moved to the rhythm of the music which pulsated loudly through the cellar. I watched my hand as I raised the glass of orange juice. I saw the movement as about five separate stills before the glass reached my lips. &lt;br /&gt;The dancing was wonderful. I must have sat there for fifteen minutes totally captivated by the sight of all the moving bodies as they were captured in series after series of abandoned poses by the lights. It took that long before I remembered that I’d come there to dance and meet people too. I didn’t want to be just a spectator, but on the other hand I didn’t have the nerve to just get up on the dance floor and start dancing all on my own.&lt;br /&gt;As I’d already succeeded in buying a soft drink without anyone asking how old I was, I decided to try to get a real drink, with alcohol, the next time round. I’d heard from the other girls at school how uninhibited it made you feel, so I was keen to try it. I wanted to find out all about it for myself. I didn’t know anything about all the different sorts of drink because Mum never mentioned drink at home. I think that was a legacy from the days when Dad lived with us. Some of the girls at school had said that Bacardi was a good drink so I decided to try one of those. I didn’t have the faintest idea what it was, but I liked the sound of the name. &lt;br /&gt;When there was a break between the dance numbers I walked over to the bar which was at the other end of the cellar and waited until the barman noticed me standing there. &lt;br /&gt;"What can I get for you then?" &lt;br /&gt;"I’d like a Bacardi please." &lt;br /&gt;"One Bacardi. OK. How d’you like it? With Coca Cola, lemon, orange, pineapple, lime? With or without ice?" &lt;br /&gt;This very nearly threw me and I stood there without saying a word. The barman came over to me, looked at me wide-eyed, head tilted to one side and smiled. I decided to look as if I couldn’t make up my mind. He tilted his head the other way and began drumming on the bar with his fingers, still smiling. I made a decision "Well, er... I’ll have one with pineapple please." He nodded theatrically, turned to the bottles and made a drink. &lt;br /&gt;"Did you say ice?" &lt;br /&gt;"Yes please." The drink was served and he put it in front of me with a grin and stood there without saying a word. &lt;br /&gt;"How much does it cost please?" &lt;br /&gt;"Ninety pence my darling." He said this almost as if he was talking to a child. I was embarrassed but looked in my bag and pulled out a pound note. He gave me my change and said "That’s a nice pair of...jeans." &lt;br /&gt;I laughed and went back to my table to see what the mysterious Bacardi tasted like. It was quite definitely nice if you sipped it slowly I discovered. So I sat there watching the dancing and listening to the DJ who’d begun talking between some of the records he played. He had a strong cockney accent. At least that’s what it seemed like to a country girl like me. &lt;br /&gt;"Now I’ve just ‘ad a request from a luvverly girl ‘oos wearin’ the tightest pair a jeans I ever seen in me ‘ole life. She tol’ me it was er ‘usband oo’elped ‘er into ‘em. ‘Ere yer go then luv, a little ditty from the Rollin’ Stones called ‘Parachute Woman’." &lt;br /&gt;And with that the music began to thunder and throb in the cellar. The people on the dance floor came to life as if someone had thrown a switch. The atmosphere excited me so much that it gave me shivers up my spine. By this time the Bacardi was beginning to work on me too although I hadn’t realized it. I finished the first one and walked round to the bar with my glass. "Can I have another one please?" &lt;br /&gt;"Course you can. Enjoyed it did you?" &lt;br /&gt;The barman winked at me and I went back to my seat giggling, which was unlike me. Giggling isn’t the sort of thing I do. The Bacardi was working. I sat down at my table and started sipping my second drink. I’d noticed several of the young men in the disco looking at me from time to time since I’d arrived but none of them had asked me to dance. I suppose my attempt at hiding my assets hadn’t been very successful. Perhaps they were overawed. I don’t know. &lt;br /&gt;I sat through another number without any of them asking me to dance. This was frustrating me and I downed the rest of my second Bacardi at a single gulp. &lt;br /&gt;By the time the music started again I was beginning to feel really strange. My whole body felt warm and tingly and my head felt as if it was empty. The sensation made me want to burst out laughing, which I did! I must have lost all the inhibitions I ever had because the next thing I knew I was standing on the dance floor spinning round and round and swaying to the music. It all felt like a wonderful, funny dream. I was laughing the whole time with joy. The record they were playing was "Dancing Queen" by ABBA. &lt;br /&gt;"And when you get the chance &lt;br /&gt;You are the dancing queen &lt;br /&gt;Dancing Queen, feel that beat &lt;br /&gt;From the tambourine. &lt;br /&gt;Young and sweet, &lt;br /&gt;only seventeen &lt;br /&gt;See that girl, watch that scene &lt;br /&gt;She is the dancing queen." &lt;br /&gt;And that’s exactly how I felt. The words fitted the situation perfectly and it was all a wonderful accident. &lt;br /&gt;I was so hypnotized by my delight at what was going on that I didn’t notice that everyone else had left the dance floor. They were all standing round in a circle watching me! When I realized what had happened it didn’t stop me. It just heightened the magic feeling I had. The music just seemed to go on and on. "See that girl, watch that scene, She is the dancing queen." &lt;br /&gt;After what seemed to me like an hour of ecstatic dancing the record ended and after a second’s silence the air started vibrating with the sound of cheering, clapping, whistling and shouting. Then I heard the voice of the DJ over the microphone.&lt;br /&gt;"Faantaastic! Did yer ever see a girl shake ‘em around like that? That’s it fellers. Give ‘er anuvver cheer. She bloomin’ well earned it! That was grrreat darlin’!" &lt;br /&gt;I walked back to my table, exhausted but very happy. Within seconds I was surrounded by a whole circle of people who wanted to get to know me. &lt;br /&gt;"Let me buy you another drink! You must need one after that," said a young blond haired guy in a red shirt. &lt;br /&gt;"Where do you live? I haven’t seen you here before. Where did you learn to dance like that?" asked a girl who must have been a couple of years older than me. The questions continued "We’re going on to a party after this. Why don’t you come along with us? You’re welcome to a lift in my car." &lt;br /&gt;"Come on over and sit at our table. This is Alan. I’m Janette. We’ve got a flat just round the corner from here..." &lt;br /&gt;"You still haven’t told me what you’d like to drink. My name’s Jeff by the way, what’s yours? &lt;br /&gt;I could hardly believe it. Everything seemed too good to be true. They all wanted to know me. A drink just appeared on the table in front of me. I reached out, took a long sip of it and blurted out "My name’s Tina. It’s lovely to meet you all." My confidence had taken a huge leap forward. I looked at all the smiling faces around me, then at my watch. It was already ten thirty. I was still only fifteen years old and I knew that Mum would be getting anxious if I wasn’t home before long. Besides, the last bus back to our village left town at twenty to eleven. Reluctantly, and a bit unsteadily, (I was quite tipsy) I finished my drink and stood up. &lt;br /&gt;"I’m sorry about this but I’ve got to go. It’s been fun to see you all." &lt;br /&gt;I desperately wanted to stay. I could tell by the look in Jeff’s face that he was disappointed. I liked the look of him a lot. He was the blond guy that had bought me a drink. He asked me:- "Will you be coming next week?" &lt;br /&gt;"I hope so." &lt;br /&gt;I picked up my bag and walked as steadily as I could over to the door. The music began playing again, interrupted by the DJ ‘s voice. &lt;br /&gt;"There you go people! She’s leaving us already. She might have to go to bed early fellers, but she’s got loads and loads of...personality. Ta luv. See you again soon, we hope." &lt;br /&gt;Out in the night air I leaned for a moment or two against the wall and took several long, deep breaths. Then I walked over to the bus-stop. The bus arrived only seconds later and half an hour later I was curled up in my bed at home. "And when you get the chance Your are the dancing queen. Dancing Queen, feel that beat From the tambourine. ‘ &lt;br /&gt;SEVEN &lt;br /&gt;As things turned out, I never went back to the discotheque again. A couple of weeks after that, school finished and I was faced with the prospect of getting myself a job. &lt;br /&gt;As soon as the term ended, I started looking through the papers and visiting the Job Centre in town. There were quite a lot of jobs available as trainee shop assistants and office workers but these didn’t have any appeal for me at all. I couldn’t reconcile myself to sitting at a desk all day or standing in a shop waiting for customers to appear. I didn’t know really what I wanted at all and this realization made me &lt;br /&gt;despondent. I knew that I was intelligent and I knew that I wanted to do something a bit different with my life. But what? Apart from this I felt obliged to start earning some money as I’d watched for years as Mum had struggled to get me to the position where I was. &lt;br /&gt;A month went by without my taking any real step forward. The newspaper didn’t advertise any new opportunities and the Job Centre ads were much the same from week to week. Then, one Sunday, when I was feeling particularly tired of getting nowhere, I resolved to ask for an interview with the careers advisor. On Monday morning I took the bus into town and asked to see the advisor at the Job Centre. I was told that I could see her that day at three o’clock in the afternoon. &lt;br /&gt;I spent most of the time in between by looking through the shelves of the town library. At ten to three I presented myself again at the Job Centre, filled in a form giving details of my education and background and sat down to wait for my interview.&lt;br /&gt;Mrs Bullock, as the careers advisor was called, turned out to be a brisk, business-like lady, with a no-nonsense attitude towards work and careers. I sat rather tensely front of her as she studied the form that I’d just filled in. &lt;br /&gt;"Well Christina, you don’t seem to have found a that you’d like to do yet. Why’s that?" &lt;br /&gt;"Well, I just don’t want to work in an office. I’ve been sitting at a desk for years and I’d like a change for a while."&lt;br /&gt;"Hmm. You’ve got five ‘0' levels and a course in typing under your belt. You could get on well with those you know." &lt;br /&gt;Mrs Bullock eyed me seriously over her glasses. &lt;br /&gt;"Yes, I suppose I could really. But I’d almost rather do anything than work in an office or a shop." &lt;br /&gt;My answer didn’t dismay Mrs Bullock. I suppose I half expected a lecture on how grateful I should be that I could get a job at all, but it didn’t come. &lt;br /&gt;"I notice here that you’ve listed animals as being one of your interests." &lt;br /&gt;"Yes, I do like animals." &lt;br /&gt;"Well, unfortunately, if you had any ideas about working with animals there aren’t any jobs like that in this particular area. I know that you’re not sixteen until next month, but how would you feel about moving to another area to a job in this field? The job would have board and lodging included of course."&lt;br /&gt;I hadn’t expected a reply like that. It made me sit up in my chair excited. &lt;br /&gt;"That would be great! But my mum... I’d have to talk to her about it and I don’t know how..." &lt;br /&gt;"Well, I suggest that you do that, Christina. Here’s the address and telephone number of a stable in Sussex where they train racehorses. The trainer there is looking for an independent young stable-person. Why not give it a try?" &lt;br /&gt;She handed me a card on which she’d written details of the job. I thanked her and stood up to leave. She looked up at me over her glasses. &lt;br /&gt;"Good luck with it." &lt;br /&gt;On Thursday of the same week, at midday, I was standing outside Chichester railway station looking out for a taxi. Mum had been pleased that I’d had the enterprise to go so far afield to find the sort of job that appealed to me. &lt;br /&gt;"As long as you’re doing what you like doing then I’ll feel that I’ve succeeded in getting you fit to look after yourself Tina." &lt;br /&gt;A taxi pulled up at the taxi-rank and half an hour later I knocked at the door of the stable office. The stables were in a tiny village nestling at the foot of the South Downs. It was a scorching hot summer day and I was dressed in light jeans and a T-shirt. It was too hot to wear anything more formal. &lt;br /&gt;"Come in!" said a voice from within. &lt;br /&gt;I stepped into the little wooden building. Sitting at a desk on the other side of the room was a middle-aged man in a cloth cap and shirt sleeves. The walls of the office were covered in photos, rosettes, spurs, bridles, whips and other equestrian paraphernalia. The man stretched out his hand. &lt;br /&gt;"Bert Smith. Take a seat." &lt;br /&gt;He stood up and limped round to the other side of the desk where he sat on the edge, folded his arms and looked at me. Then he winked, fumbled behind his back among the papers on his desk, pulled out a paper with about two lines of scrawl on it, winked again, cleared his throat and said: &lt;br /&gt;"Christina Small. So you want to work at my stables, do you?" &lt;br /&gt;"Yes sir." &lt;br /&gt;"Don’t call me sir." &lt;br /&gt;"No sir." &lt;br /&gt;"My name’s Bert. That’s short for Albert. You call me Bert. I’m the trainer. We train horses and we ride out days a year. The work is hard. The money’s poor. T food is good. We do it because we love horses. Wha d’you think of that?" &lt;br /&gt;"I think that’s good." &lt;br /&gt;"Hm. Well Christina. You think that’s good do you? Well I’m glad to hear that." &lt;br /&gt;He grinned. &lt;br /&gt;"And what would you think if I took that horsewhip there and laid it across your backside?" &lt;br /&gt;I gulped. What was going on?! &lt;br /&gt;"I wouldn’t like that at all." &lt;br /&gt;"No, I’m sure you wouldn’t. But that’s what I’d do if I found any of my lads or lasses neglecting or mistreating a horse. D’you understand me?" &lt;br /&gt;"Yes sir." &lt;br /&gt;"Don’t call me sir!" &lt;br /&gt;He stood up, laughed loudly and limped back to his seat. &lt;br /&gt;"So far so good Christina." &lt;br /&gt;His blue eyes were twinkling mischievously and he pointed a gnarled finger at my bust. &lt;br /&gt;"Tell me m’dear. How d’you propose to mount a horse with a pair like those?" &lt;br /&gt;If it hadn’t been for the fact that I could sense a heart of gold behind the man’s harsh exterior I think I would have run away. I looked down at my bust. &lt;br /&gt;"Well, I’d just take one of them, sling it up over the saddle and the rest of me would just follow on its own." &lt;br /&gt;His face creased up with laughter. I’d won! &lt;br /&gt;"You’ve got a job. Michael!" &lt;br /&gt;He turned and hollered through the open window. Seconds later a tiny cloth-capped figure stuck its head round the door.&lt;br /&gt;"Take this girl and show her around would you, Michael? She’s the new stable lass." &lt;br /&gt;He turned back to me. &lt;br /&gt;"Michael’s the head lad. He’ll show you the layout of the establishment. Breakfast’s at five-thirty in the kitchen. Work begins at six sharp. Your day off will be Thursday. Anything you’d like to ask me?" &lt;br /&gt;"No. Not yet anyway." &lt;br /&gt;"Right then. Off you go. Warm today isn’t it?" He pushed his cap back on his head, took out a patterned handkerchief and mopped his brow. &lt;br /&gt;The whole interview hadn’t lasted longer than five minutes. Within an hour I’d been shown round the stables and the &lt;br /&gt;employee’s quarters and was sitting in the little room which was going to be my home for quite a while to come. Mum and I had agreed that if I got the job I should stay there to save time and train fares. I’d brought a temporary supply of clothes with me and Mum would send me the rest by rail the next day. &lt;br /&gt;I looked around the little room. It contained a bed, a small bedside table with a lamp, a writing-desk placed under the window, a chest of drawers and a wardrobe. The window overlooked the stable yard and there was a potted plant on the sill. On the wall facing the bed hung a small framed photograph of a horse’s head. &lt;br /&gt;I sat down at the desk and looked up at the blue sky. At that precise moment, the feeling of being alone and far from familiar surroundings suddenly overwhelmed me. All the excitement and apprehension of the new and the pain of leaving my old life, my mother and my home, welled up inside me and I couldn’t hold the tears any longer. &lt;br /&gt;I started thinking about how Mum must have felt. I’d left her too full of my own excitement to consider for a moment how she had felt. I think my childhood ended at that moment. These were the first real steps of my adult life. &lt;br /&gt;EIGHT &lt;br /&gt;The following morning I washed, dressed and made my way down to the kitchen to eat breakfast. Mrs Rawlings, a large lady of about thirty-five, was in charge of feeding us and she showed me the place at the large table which was going to be mine from then on. &lt;br /&gt;There were already two lads at the table when I came in. Both of them looked up. Their eyes came to a halt at my breasts. One of them almost choked on his slice of toast but managed to compose himself. They both grinned. &lt;br /&gt;"Ello there. You the noo stable girl then? My name’s Eddie," he said with his mouth full. "And ‘is name’s Ronnie but ‘e don’t start talkin’ till about ‘alf past nine." &lt;br /&gt;"Hello. I’m Tina." I took my place at the table and Mrs Rawlings served me with cornflakes, a boiled egg and slices of toast. By the time I’d finished eating I’d been introduced to most of the lads. There was one other girl at the stables but she came in just as I was on my way out and I didn’t get a chance to find out anything about her. The atmosphere was relaxed and lighthearted and I felt sure that I’d made the right choice in coming to the stables. &lt;br /&gt;After breakfast I went out with Michael who said he was going to show me some of the routine jobs. &lt;br /&gt;There were sixteen horses in all at the stables. Amongst these there were two mares with foals who were out at grass. All the rest, except for one, were in full training. After being brushed and saddled they were ridden out to exercise on the specially laid sawdust tracks which had been made over the open country on the downs. &lt;br /&gt;I knew so little about riding at that point that there was no question of my riding out. Some of the animals were worth five figure sums and only the most experienced lads were allowed to ride them. &lt;br /&gt;Whilst they were out at exercise, their stables had to be mucked out and fresh fodder put out for them. Michael showed me how to do this, where to find fresh straw, how to clean out a drinking trough and so on. There was a lot to learn and little room for mistakes to be made. Mucking out was quite strenuous and by nine o’clock all the stables had to be clean and fresh for the horses when they got back. At nine we had a tea break. Everyone trooped into the kitchen and drank mugs of strong tea. Bert came in and chatted to the lads, asking them how their mounts had gone, if they seemed well, etc. There were eight lads there in all and towards the end of the break the girl that I’d seen earlier reappeared. This time I got a closer look at her. She was quite tall, very, very slim with dark hair closely cropped. Her eyes were blue. She seemed not to want to talk to me. I suspected that she was very shy and that my unusual figure was the cause of her reticence. She was extremely fiat-chested. I carried on listening to the conversations around me. Eventually Bert came over to me and smiled. &lt;br /&gt;"How are you getting on then lass? Getting stuck into her work is she Michael?" &lt;br /&gt;"Sure, she’s doin’ a grand job Bert, said Michael in his Dubliner way. &lt;br /&gt;"And they’re not getting in your way then?" &lt;br /&gt;"Who, the lads?" &lt;br /&gt;"No, not the lads, girl! Those...those er, those things of yours!" &lt;br /&gt;"Oh no! I’m keeping them in their place." &lt;br /&gt;We were already friends. &lt;br /&gt;"Michael will show you the tack-room after tea, won’t you Michael?" &lt;br /&gt;We finished our tea and went out to the tack-room where all the saddles and bridles were kept. They were hung up in long rows. &lt;br /&gt;"This lot has to be checked and cleaned every day. Each horse has his own saddle and bridle with his name on it. They have to be wiped down and checked for faults or damage. Once a week they have to be saddle-soaped. That can’t be done in one day so there’s a rota over there on the wall. Today, for example, it’s Kentucky Boy, Portia and Shambhala." &lt;br /&gt;Then he showed me how to apply the saddle soap to the tack. I was left to just get on with this job for a couple of hours. It was quite peaceful there so I just sat down and worked on the saddlery, enjoying being on my own for a while. &lt;br /&gt;From twelve to one we ate lunch. I got to know some more of the lads. They were all small. There wasn’t one of them who was taller than 5' 8". And they were all slim and wiry too. I got the impression that they were all born to be horsemen although, as I later discovered, they came from the most varied backgrounds. They all seemed happy with the life they were living. By the time we started work again I’d already got the feeling, despite one or two incredulous glances at my boobs, that I was accepted and one of the gang. Michael approached me after we’d eaten. &lt;br /&gt;"Right then Tina. Now I’m going to introduce you to our horses. I’m sure they’re keen to meet you." &lt;br /&gt;"I hope so. I’m looking forward to meeting them." &lt;br /&gt;We walked out into the yard. &lt;br /&gt;"There’s a sack of carrots over there by the door. Grab a couple of good handfuls. They like a little introductory peace offering. One or two of them are so smug that they’d just turn up their noses and wave their tails at you if you didn’t give them a little gift." &lt;br /&gt;We walked over to the first door in the three sided yard and looked over. &lt;br /&gt;"This one’s a lady. She’s called Topless Tania." &lt;br /&gt;For a moment I thought he was joking but he seemed totally in earnest. &lt;br /&gt;"Come on baby. Meet Tina." &lt;br /&gt;The mare looked over her shoulder from her feeding trough, snorted gently and turned towards us. I gave her a carrot which she munched serenely. Then she flicked her ears and pushed my shoulder with her velvety nose. &lt;br /&gt;"She wants another one." &lt;br /&gt;"She’d eat the lot if she got a chance. That’s your lot Tania." &lt;br /&gt;We walked on to the next door. By this time five or six of the horses had poked their heads out and were looking to see what was going on. &lt;br /&gt;"Now this lad’s called the Artful Dodger. He’s a three year old. A stallion. They must have misnamed him because he’s about as cunning as a rabbit this fellah." &lt;br /&gt;The Dodger practically had his whole head in my pocket.&lt;br /&gt;"Whoah! Watch your manners boy. OK you can give him his carrot." &lt;br /&gt;The horse seemed to stand on his toes as he crunched the carrot. Then he turned full circle and swished his black tail.&lt;br /&gt;The introductions continued, one after another. I can still remember all of the horses today. Like people, each of them had a personality all of its own. But the last horse Michael showed me was unusual. &lt;br /&gt;"This one’s not a racehorse as you can see. We keep him here because his owner, who’s a wealthy Arab, doesn’t have the time or the stable facilities to look after him at home. The horse is called Al Sabah." &lt;br /&gt;The horse, a palamino, was lying in his stable and didn’t bother to get up as we looked over the door. I don’t know how, but I sensed at once that this horse felt lonely and although he had all the comforts of a good home he was suffering from depression. I never knew before that an animal could be depressed and yet here was one four legged creature with a bad case of the blues. &lt;br /&gt;"He doesn’t seem too pleased to see us." &lt;br /&gt;"No, and I can’t understand why. He seems very down and yet the vet came and checked him only last week and said that there was nothing at all wrong with him. He’s been like this ever since we took him in about three weeks ago. I’m more than a little worried about this horse. He gets exercised daily and spends every afternoon out at grass and yet he’s definitely fed up about something." &lt;br /&gt;I decided there and then that if I got an opportunity I’d do all I could to get that horse up and on his toes again. During the rest of the afternoon as I was cleaning saddlery I thought about him and what I could do to cheer him up. &lt;br /&gt;At tea time the other girl whom I’d seen earlier plucked up the courage to come over and talk to me. She introduced herself rather awkwardly as Rowena and said that she’d been there for almost three months. As I studied her more closely it seemed that there was little except for her soft complexion and slender shoulders to distinguish her from a boy. She was so fiat-chested that I’m sure she’d never owned a bra in her life. In her shy way she seemed very pleased that there was another girl in the place for her to talk to. I told her that she was welcome to come to my room if she ever felt like some female company. &lt;br /&gt;I spent the evening watching a couple of TV programmes and leafing through some copies of horsey magazines which were always lying about the place. I’d phoned my mother and told her to send on the rest of my things. She seemed glad that I’d got the job and told me that things at home were perfectly OK. I went to bed that evening feeling pleased with the way things had gone during the day. &lt;br /&gt;The routine over the next few days remained much the same. Breakfast, mucking-out, tea, tack cleaning etc. I took to going to Al Sabah’s stable when he was inside to talk to him. I smuggled in a couple of sugar cubes each time. He accepted them without much enthusiasm, just standing there with his head hanging down and his eyes dull and lifeless. On the second day he &lt;br /&gt;got to his feet as soom as I came in and the day after he stuck his nose in my pocket. I felt encouraged. &lt;br /&gt;"I’m going to call you Derek. I once had a horse called Derek you know. So, from now on, between the two of us you’re not Al Sabah, you’re Derek." &lt;br /&gt;He flicked his ears. &lt;br /&gt;Later on that day I asked if "Al Sabah" was a reliable riding horse. Bert looked at me inquiringly. &lt;br /&gt;"Why then? D’you want to ride him?" &lt;br /&gt;"I’d like to try " &lt;br /&gt;"Well, you’ve had very little practice, I know, but to my knowledge he’s got no meanness in him so I can’t see why you shouldn’t have a try. You can take him for a trot round the paddock. I’ll get Simon or Ronnie to saddle " him up for you.&lt;br /&gt;Minutes later I was walking Derek round the paddock. After a couple of laps I got up into the saddle. (Not exactly in the way I’d told Bert that I would, but almost!) I walked him a couple more laps and then eased him into a trot. After two or three laps he tossed his head back and gave a snort of delight. Gently, and with obvious care not to unseat me he began a little dance circling and prancing on his hindquarters. He was telling me in his wordless way that he was alive again and that he liked me. And how I loved him! He held his head up high and began to canter gracefully round. The sun was shining, insects were buzzing all around and Derek had returned to the land of the living. I noticed that a group of lads had gathered at the fence. They were smiling. &lt;br /&gt;"Take a look at that then!" &lt;br /&gt;"Blimey, what’s come over ‘im all of a sudden?" &lt;br /&gt;I rode over to the gate, dismounted and led him out of the paddock. Bert, who’d watched the whole procedure, came over to me and took the reins. &lt;br /&gt;"Well, that’s a real relief to me Tina. I’ve been very concerned about that horse. Now look at him. He’s on top of the world again. You know we’ve tried everything on him, without success. He’s certainly taken a shine to you. I wonder why? &lt;br /&gt;He said this with a light touch of irony, glancing sidelong at my bust. &lt;br /&gt;"Well, you’ve certainly got the assets to boost a fellow’s ego. I’d be willing to bet anything you like that that horse has never carried a lady as well built as you before. You’ve just given him the biggest thrill of his life!" &lt;br /&gt;Leading the horse with one arm, he put the other one round my shoulder and together we walked back to Derek’s stable. &lt;br /&gt;"Right now, Tina. I’m going to give you special charge of this horse from now on. Exercise him every afternoon. Once you get a bit more used to each other you can start taking him for longer rides over the hills. He’s a bit soft at the moment and he’ll need plenty of exercise and good feed to get him back in top shape. His owner will be delighted with you for this. He’s over in the States at the moment but he’ll be back in England in about three weeks. By that time he’ll be looking a picture of health. It’s tea time now so unsaddle him and go and get yourself a cup." &lt;br /&gt;Life at the stables was getting better by the day. My friendship with Derek was the great delight of my time at the racing stables. I loved that horse like I’ve never loved an animal before or since. I rode him every day over the wide open spaces of the South Downs. He loved to carry me on his back and as long as I knew him he was always showing me new facets of his personality. He was proud, gentle and intelligent. He even had a sense of humour as I discovered one day when he playfully bowled me over with his head into a pile of straw. I’d just told him off about knocking over a bucket of oats. He looked down at me and laughed! &lt;br /&gt;Up on the downs we could see for miles and miles along the south coast. Derek really loved it up on the hills. When the weather was fine we used to take a break and stop to admire the scenery. I used to dismount and tie up his reins on his neck so that he wouldn’t trip on them. I’d sit down on the grass and let him wander freely. I’d only have to call his name and he’d be back within seconds. We grew to trust each other. He was my best friend. &lt;br /&gt;The rest of my day was hard work but tolerable. I gradually got to know all the others. Even Rowena got more and more open and talkative when we were together. &lt;br /&gt;One evening I was sitting in my room reading a book about Buddhism. It was the legend of the Prince Gautama who had been born with all that riches could buy. His father, who doted on him, wanted to isolate him totally from the outside world in which there was so much suffering. He didn’t want him to learn that suffering existed. I’d just got to the part where Gautama had decided to leave the father’s palace for good to find out the reason why men suffered. Then there was a quiet tap on my door.&lt;br /&gt;"Come in." &lt;br /&gt;Rowena poked her head round the door. &lt;br /&gt;"Oh, you’re reading, I didn’t mean to disturb you."&lt;br /&gt;"Doesn’t matter. Come on in. I can carry on with the book later." &lt;br /&gt;"What are you reading?" &lt;br /&gt;I passed her the book. She read the title and studied the comments on the back. &lt;br /&gt;"Are you a Buddhist then?" she asked me quite seriously. &lt;br /&gt;"I don’t think I really know what I am. I’m quite interested in different religions though." &lt;br /&gt;"D’you believe in God then?" &lt;br /&gt;"Yes, I suppose I do. There’s obviously some kind of order and system to all of this so there must be a cause to it all."&lt;br /&gt;From this the conversation proceeded to music, colours (about which she seemed to know a great deal), and snowflakes. Rowena was intelligent and good to talk to. I knew she was clever because she’d shown me some caricatures of the lads that she’d drawn. They were full of life and skillfully drawn. I told her all about my friendship with Mr Tu. Gradually the conversation came round to sex. At this point both of us clammed up a little. After some humming and hahing I got round to asking her if she’d ever... &lt;br /&gt;"You mean...er...gone the whole way?" &lt;br /&gt;"Yes, you know, sexual intercourse." &lt;br /&gt;She blushed. &lt;br /&gt;"No, but I heard my brother and his girlfriend doing it once. You should have heard the noises they made and the things they were saying to each other." &lt;br /&gt;"What were they saying?" &lt;br /&gt;"I can’t repeat it!" &lt;br /&gt;"Oh go on! You can tell me." &lt;br /&gt;"No, no! I can’t." &lt;br /&gt;Her face was bright pink and her eyes were shining. I looked at her and laughed. &lt;br /&gt;She put aside her embarrassment and started quizzing me.&lt;br /&gt;"How about you then? Have you ever been fucked?" &lt;br /&gt;I could see she took pleasure in using that word as she burst out laughing at her own audacity. It was my turn to turn red. &lt;br /&gt;"No, I haven’t." &lt;br /&gt;"I bet a lot of blokes have tried though. Haven’t they?"&lt;br /&gt;"Well no, not really. I went to a girl’s school before I started here and there weren’t any boys my age in the village where I lived. At least none that were attractive. There was one with a spotty face and greasy hair and I got chased once down a lane by a bloke who pulled out his... you know... &lt;br /&gt;"You mean his cock?" She was really enjoying herself. She continued "I’d have thought that a girl like you with such a big pair of..." &lt;br /&gt;"Tits!" I beat her to it that time. &lt;br /&gt;"Yes exactly. I’d have thought there were loads of blokes around who’d like to get their hands on them." &lt;br /&gt;"There was one on the school bus once and I stuck a compass in his back!" &lt;br /&gt;She laughed. Then her expression turned to one of wistfulness. &lt;br /&gt;"I wish I was bigger." &lt;br /&gt;She looked down onto her fiat chest. &lt;br /&gt;"I’ll bet you wouldn’t like to have a pair as big as mine. These things are pretty heavy you know. When I lie in bed I have to lie on my back with one on each side of my body. I haven’t slept on my stomach since I was twelve. I can’t remember what it’s like to run for a bus." &lt;br /&gt;"Yes, they’re the biggest ones I’ve ever seen." &lt;br /&gt;"D’you want to see them? I mean really see them?" &lt;br /&gt;Her face lit up. &lt;br /&gt;"OK! You can see mine too!" &lt;br /&gt;I took off my jumper. I’d taken off my bra earlier in the evening as I can never really relax with it on. By the time I’d emerged we were both bare to the waist. I looked at Rowena. Her chest was as fiat as a boy’s except for two large nipples which stuck out like cigar butts. I looked up at lier face. Her eyes were wide with amazement. &lt;br /&gt;"Good grief! Tina, I’ve never seen anything like it!" &lt;br /&gt;"D’you like them then?" &lt;br /&gt;I was beginning to laugh. &lt;br /&gt;She looked down at her pink cigar butts and then at me. Then we both doubled up in fits of laughter. &lt;br /&gt;"Good grief Tina. They’re the eighth and ninth wonders of the world. Your nipples are like saucers!" She had tears in her eyes. She went on "And look at mine, they’re like the knobs on Bert’s little telly.’" &lt;br /&gt;Then, suddenly there was a knock on the door. A rather bewildered Irish voice called out. &lt;br /&gt;"Hhwhat’s goin’ on in thoyre then?" &lt;br /&gt;The two of us clutched our hands to our mouths in an attempt to stifle our laughter. Rowena was almost hysterical. She’d crossed her legs and was on the verge of wetting herself. "It’s all right Michael. Rowena just told me a really funny story," I managed to blurt out. &lt;br /&gt;"Well tell her to come and tell me it later!" &lt;br /&gt;Thankfully he turned and went downstairs. &lt;br /&gt;After pulling on our jumpers and getting our breath back we strolled down to the TV room. We’d begun to be friends. &lt;br /&gt;It wasn’t long after this happened that Mohammed Zulfikar called at the stables. He had another name too but I could never pronounce it. He was Derek’s owner. He pulled into the stable yard in a huge white American sportscar. Bert came out of his office to welcome him. The two of them strolled over to Derek’s stable and chatted as they leaned over the door. He was dressed in a very English way, in light trousers, cream silk shirt and what appeared to be an old school tie. If it weren’t for his dark complexion he’d have looked the perfect English gentleman. Bert glanced around the yard and I happened to catch his eye as I was hanging up a bridle that I’d finished cleaning. &lt;br /&gt;"Christina! Come over and meet Mr Zulfikar, Al Sabah’s owner." &lt;br /&gt;I dusted off my clothes and walked across the yard. Mr Zulfikar smiled and addressed me in perfect English. &lt;br /&gt;"Hello Christina. I’m very glad to meet you. Mr Smith has just been telling me how you’ve been looking after my horse Al Sabah. He tells me you have performed miracles with him. I am very grateful to you." &lt;br /&gt;"Well, he’s a wonderful horse." &lt;br /&gt;"Indeed. But very temperamental. A wonder with the right person but he doesn’t allow many to become friends. You are clearly one of the chosen few. If my horse has chosen you as a friend then you have a very high recommendation. You must come to my house one day to meet some of my friends and the rest of my animals." &lt;br /&gt;"That would be marvellous!" &lt;br /&gt;I felt very flattered. &lt;br /&gt;"When can you come? I hope, Mr Smith, that you can grant this young lady some free time to come and visit my house." &lt;br /&gt;"Of course. You’re free the day after tomorrow, Tina You can go then. &lt;br /&gt;"Fine. I’ll send a car to pick you up at three o’clock."&lt;br /&gt;"Thank you very much." &lt;br /&gt;This sort of treatment was totally new to me. &lt;br /&gt;"Until then. Thank you both. I look forward to seeing you on Thursday, Christina." &lt;br /&gt;He got into his car and drove off with a wave and a smile.&lt;br /&gt;"Well Tina. You’re now officially part of the jet set!" I tried to imagine being fetched in a chauffeur driven car! Me, Tina Small, a village girl from Somerset. I went into lunch with my head in the clouds. &lt;br /&gt;NINE &lt;br /&gt;Thursday morning seemed endless. The hours between lunch and three o’clock ticked by painfully slowly. I went up to my room three times to check my clothes and makeup. Finally, at one minute to three a blue Mercedes pulled into the yard where I was already waiting and a young English chauffeur opened the door for me. We drove off. He didn’t even ask me who I was. He seemed to know without even asking. We drove off in the direction of Worthing and then veered off north through the downs into lush green countryside. I sat in the back seat and the chauffeur made no attempt at starting a conversation with me. After about half an hour I decided to say something "I suppose we must be almost there now?" &lt;br /&gt;"Very soon, Miss." And that was the end of that conversation. &lt;br /&gt;We drove through a little village, then up a long winding lane which seemed like a tunnel because of all the overhanging trees. The car swung into a courtyard in front of a large and very elegant old house. &lt;br /&gt;"Here we are, Miss." &lt;br /&gt;He opened the door for me and I stepped out to take stock of my surroundings. The house had a large oblong front with nine windows and a roof which sloped down in two planes. It was surrounded by beautifully kept lawns. On one of these, a pair of peacocks were strutting about. There were several large beds of rosebushes and what looked like a maze to the right of the house. The air was wonderfully perfumed with the scent of the roses and somewhere behind the house I could hear what sounded like the splash of a fountain. Breathtaking surroundings indeed. I stood there trying to take all this in when a voice called my name. &lt;br /&gt;"Christina! Welcome to my house." &lt;br /&gt;Mr Zulfikar had come out and was walking towards m with his hand outstretched. &lt;br /&gt;"Do you like it? It’s a beautiful place don’t you think I love England. It’s so green compared to my country. There we have only desert, red hills and the occasional oasis. When I come back to this country and see these beautiful green hills covered in tall trees I think I have found paradise. Then the winter comes and I shiver and long for the warm desert nights! But tell me. What do you think of my home?" &lt;br /&gt;"I’m lost for words." &lt;br /&gt;"Perhaps you will find some over a cup of tea. Please come in and sit down." &lt;br /&gt;He led me through a long hall with a polished wooden floor covered partly by a beautifully coloured rug, then into a sitting-room that looked like a photograph in one the glossy magazines. There were wonderful paintings and flowers and china and oriental carpets and furniture in beautifully carved woods and fabrics. I was stunned by the sheer opulence of the house.&lt;br /&gt;"Please sit down Christina." &lt;br /&gt;He pointed to a leather armchair. I sat down and the first thing that caught my attention was a painting above the fireplace. It was a cupid. A naked boy with wings and a bow and arrows and a smile on his face. He looked so real that he could almost step out of the picture. I felt that I needed to pinch myself to see if I was still awake. &lt;br /&gt;"I’ll go and prepare some tea for us. I don’t have any servants here except for my chauffeur who also keeps my garden and a lady who comes three times a week to do the cleaning. All the rest I do myself. I enjoy privacy too much to want a lot of people running about the place all day long." &lt;br /&gt;This surprised me. The last thing I expected was to see him disappear into the kitchen, which he promptly did. As I was sitting there waiting, three thin, greyhound-like dogs with long silky ears and tails came strolling in through the garden doors. They took no notice of me whatsoever and lay down in front of the fireplace. Seconds later a red-haired English-looking man with tattoos on his arms followed them in. &lt;br /&gt;"Hello! You must be Christina. I’m Jim. Where’s Mohammed?"&lt;br /&gt;"He’s in the kitchen, making tea." &lt;br /&gt;"Oh. Yes, he’s probably making some of that mint stuff he’s so fond of. Blimey, you’re well built aren’t you?" &lt;br /&gt;"Yes, I had noticed." &lt;br /&gt;At that point Mohammed re-entered the room. &lt;br /&gt;"Ah Christina. So my friend Jim has burst in on your privacy. Please ignore anything he might have said to you. His conversation is vulgar, his appearance little better, and some of his habits would make a pimp blush." &lt;br /&gt;He’d entered with a tea service on a tray. I was struggling to make some kind of sense of this latest barrage of impressions and was failing miserably. But the other two were smiling so I decided to join in! I just thought what the heck! I did wonder about Jim’s habits though. He sat back in the sofa and grinned. Mohammed poured me a cup of tea and said:- "Please feel at home here in my house. I hope you like it." &lt;br /&gt;"It’s amazing! I’ve never seen anything like it except in magazines." &lt;br /&gt;"It gives me great pleasure to own such a house. I love to entertain my friends here. We have privacy and comfort. The neighbours are a little bit boring but we have a lot of fun here don’t we Jim?" &lt;br /&gt;"We sure do!" &lt;br /&gt;Mohammed picked up a silver engraved cigarette box from the table and offered it to me. I normally dislike smoking but decided to take one. I was going to say because it made me feel big. But I’m not that stupid you know. I did it because it made me feel wicked. So there! Mohammed continued:-&lt;br /&gt;"Some more of my friends will be calling in soon. 1'm certain they’ll be pleased to meet such an attractive and unusual young woman. I’m sure you’ll enjoy meeting them too Christina." I tasted the tea. It was strongly flavoured with mint and after the initial surprise to my taste-buds I found it very pleasant. Mohammed and Jim chatted and joked as I drank. I puffed on the cigarette and looked forward to the arrival of the others. When we’d finished the tea we all went out for a stroll in the garden. The dogs frolicked around us as we talked and walked. Mohammed told me about the house, telling me that it was built during the reign of Queen Anne. He said he’d been educated in England. His home was in Saudi Arabia and he had relatives all over the Middle East and North Africa. His father, he told me, had had sixteen wives, so he was one of forty-seven brothers and sisters, some of whom he barely knew. &lt;br /&gt;"My father loved England and he wanted me to have an English education. I was sent to a boarding school here when I was eleven. Then I studied engineering at Cambridge. I was a very undistinguished student. I spent most of the three years playing cards. I became something of an expert at poker but a very second class engineer." &lt;br /&gt;"Is that what you do now then, engineering?" &lt;br /&gt;Mohammed guffawed loudly. &lt;br /&gt;"My dear Christina. I have never done a serious day’s work in the whole of my life. My vocation is to amuse myself and others." &lt;br /&gt;I must admit that I found this answer rather silly. I suppose that I felt disappointed that he didn’t have a more serious side to his personality as well. But I’d realized by now that there was more to this man than he wanted to reveal. What it was I couldn’t say, but I could feel that it was there. He was bothered by my reflections in silence and went on to tell me that he’d bought the house from the widow of an admiral, three years before. &lt;br /&gt;"This evening I’ll cook us all some Middle Eastern food. I’d be delighted if you’d stay and eat with us all. I think you’ll enjoy my cooking." &lt;br /&gt;All the time Mohammed and I were talking, Jim was walking along a few paces behind us. He seemed to have something on his mind. We started to head back to the house. As we rounded the side a car pulled into the front courtyard. Three youngish men and a middle-aged woman got out. Mohammed walked over to them and I followed several steps behind feeling slightly awkward at confronting so many new faces in such a short time. I reminded myself that I was still only fifteen and felt a little more at ease. &lt;br /&gt;The new arrivals all seemed in high spirits. The men were all in shirt sleeves as the weather was hot. The older woman was very expensively dressed. She was of medium height with very dark hair. I couldn’t help noticing that she too had a very large bust. It was almost as big as mine. Amidst all the greetings Mohammed beckoned me forward. &lt;br /&gt;"I’d like you all to meet Christina. She has been taking personal charge of Al Sabah at the stables. My horse has fallen in love with this young lady." One of the men eyed my breasts and exclaimed "Well it’s not hard to guess why!" I felt affronted. Though I can laugh at my figure it was still difficult on occasions to know in what kind of spirits the joke was made. All eyes were on me. I’d begun wondering again what sort of company I’d landed in. Mohammed noticed my discomfort and laughed "Don’t pay any attention to these stupid men Christina. They are all idle fellows with no vestige of decency or social responsibility amongst them. But they are good hearted people deep down and I’m doing my best to bring them to their senses." &lt;br /&gt;This made me laugh and then they all joined in. Jim stepped forward and spoke:- "Hello Colin. You’re looking tanned and fit. How’s the life on the ocean wave?" &lt;br /&gt;"Hi Jim. Still flying high I see. Well the old tub’s as lively as ever. Bill here’s been promoted to Purser." &lt;br /&gt;I detected a very slight note of sarcasm in both the question and the answer. There were obviously undercurrents that I had no idea about. It made me slightly uncomfortable but I decided to hang on in and see what was going to happen. Everyone trooped into the house and I was introduced to Sybil, Colin, Bill and Richard. Mohammed then asked Sybil to come into the kitchen with him saying that he wanted to have a word with her in private. This again caused me some discomfort but I decided that I was getting unduly suspicious and when Colin suggested that we all have a sherry before dinner I relaxed and started to enjoy myself. The men were all friendly, asking me questions about my background, joking and generally treating me like an adult which made my feel good. Sybil was soon back from the kitchen. She took a drink and came over to talk to me &lt;br /&gt;"I must say that I never expected to find a fifteen-year-old with better...er...qualifications than my own. &lt;br /&gt;"She’s a very highly qualified girl, Sybil," said Colin.&lt;br /&gt;"Sybil’s a writer, Tina. She likes intelligent, unusual people." &lt;br /&gt;By this time the sherry was beginning to affect me. It was only the second time in my life that I’d touched alcohol. My stomach felt warm and my head began to feel light. I noticed that Jim was sitting at the dining table in an alcove of the large room. He was rolling cigarettes. There was a little row of them laid out on the table beside him. Mohammed entered from the kitchen saying that he needed a volunteer to help him. Bill went out. Colin then called to Jim. &lt;br /&gt;"Are you rolling one of those funny cigarettes of yours again Jim?" &lt;br /&gt;"One? I’ve already rolled a half dozen." &lt;br /&gt;I walked over to look at what he was doing. &lt;br /&gt;"What sort of cigarettes are they?" &lt;br /&gt;"They’re nice ones. They make you laugh. Don’t they Sybil?"&lt;br /&gt;"That’s right. They have one or two other interesting side effects too. Ever heard of marijuana, Tina?" &lt;br /&gt;"Yes!" &lt;br /&gt;I felt a thrill of excitement mixed with fear. In school we’d been warned about drugs but I’d read in the newspapers that lots of rock stars and entertainers smoked marijuana. I’d often wondered what it was like. And now here in front of me was a man rolling cigarettes of it as if it was the most natural thing in the world. Sybil went on "It’s really very nice. Of course they make of lot of fuss about it. The press and police of course. I think everyone should try it, once at least." &lt;br /&gt;Jim looked up at me from his rolling and said:-&lt;br /&gt;"Well don’t stand there looking so shocked. D’you want a puff? Here you are. Take this one. Sybil will show you how to smoke it." &lt;br /&gt;I took the ‘joint’, as I later discovered that they are called, and walked over to Sybil. In spite of the sherry my stomach was now a knot of apprehension and excitement. The thrill and fear of the complete unknown. Sybil lit the joint and showed me how to inhale the smoke and hold it in for a count of seven. It was dry and smelt strange. I coughed and spluttered a lot but managed to hold down three or four good puffs. Sybil looked at me. Her eyes seemed a bit glassy and she was grinning. &lt;br /&gt;"How d’you feel?" &lt;br /&gt;"A bit sick." &lt;br /&gt;"That’s just normal until you get used to it." I smoked the joint down to the little cardboard tip and stubbed it out. I didn’t feel anything at all out of the ordinary. The others were smoking theirs, sucking in large gulps of smoke. I sat back in my chair and watched them. Bill entered from the kitchen. &lt;br /&gt;"Having fun then? How’s our young neophyte getting along then? I notice that you haven’t sent any magic cigarettes out to the chef and his assistant." &lt;br /&gt;Jim spluttered, holding down a large gulp of smoke. &lt;br /&gt;"There’s two on the table for you," he said between his teeth. &lt;br /&gt;He looked so comical trying to talk without breathing that I burst out laughing. This made him splutter even more. His face went red. His eyes started watering and he doubled up in his chair." &lt;br /&gt;"She’s puttin’ de evil eye on me mon. &lt;br /&gt;Colin looked at him in mock horror. &lt;br /&gt;"Oh no man. Paranoia. I think she’s an unusually young and well developed policewoman with a sincere but misplaced sense of social responsibility. She’s been sent here by the Brighton drug squad to lull us all into a false sense of security before they pounce. &lt;br /&gt;"I thought I saw half a dozen fellows in trenchcoats, tweed hats and rubber soled shoes sneaking about in the rosebushes before we came in," said Sybil. &lt;br /&gt;Mohammed came out of the kitchen wearing a pair of chef’s trousers, nothing on his chest and a tall white chef’s hat. He was holding a joint in one hand and what appeared to be a glass of mineral water in the other. &lt;br /&gt;"My friends. In fifteen minutes I shall be titillating your jaded palates with my dish of the day...charcoal grilled spiced lamb with aubergines, cous cous and a piquante desert sauce. This will be followed by ice-cream with pistachio nuts, grated chocolate and stem ginger. Music! Music!" &lt;br /&gt;Colin walked over to the sideboard, lifted the front of what looked like a drawer, pressed some buttons and the whole room was suddenly filled with a resonant, mellow buzzing sound. I lay back in the chair and listened. Then, from what sounded like a vast distance came the sound of a slow, steady drumbeat. Boom, boom, boom, almost like a heartbeat. Slowly it came nearer and nearer, as if I was travelling towards it. Then the buzzing sound grew louder, coming first from one side of the room, then the other. Back and forth, back and forth. I felt as if I was disappearing. I had no body, no thoughts. There was just pure sound, nothing else. And I was that sound. The sound slowly grew fainter, and then from nowhere, like the colours of flowers and the ripple of water a guitar began to sing. It’s sound was more beautiful than anything I’d ever heard. The whole of me seemed to be moulded into and governed by its melody. I was soaring and diving, laughing and crying with it. It was me. &lt;br /&gt;Then another part of me began to recognize that I existed independently of the music. I realized that I was high, that smoking the marijuana had opened up this part of me. I just lay there, letting myself disappear into the music and coming back to my body as I pleased. I’d found another world inside my head. &lt;br /&gt;"How d’you feel?" asked Sybil. &lt;br /&gt;"Fantastic. Unbelievable." &lt;br /&gt;I heard my voice murmur. It had a will of its own. &lt;br /&gt;"You caught a buzz then?" &lt;br /&gt;"You can say that again. So this is what it’s like. Why didn’t someone tell me?" &lt;br /&gt;"Could you describe it to someone?" &lt;br /&gt;"No, of course I couldn’t. How could you describe this?" &lt;br /&gt;I opened my eyes and waved my arm, gesticulating at the room with the seated figures, the dimmed lighting and the music which filled every sq
